 Hey everybody, it's me, Ethan, CraigheadBlaze here. You may notice, Ethan, you don't seem as energetic as you usually do. Well, that is because you may have seen from Twitter, I unfortunately got COVID. Don't worry, I'm staying inside, I'm staying quarantined away from Mika, my girlfriend. I'm not even seeing the dogs, I'm just going between the bedroom and my office because I have nothing else to do. And so today, I'm feeling well enough, I guess, to try and record. And the new Cuphead DLC came out. And so I thought, what better way to treat myself while having COVID than to play an extremely difficult game? So I'm probably not going to play the entire DLC in this one sitting, but we're going to get an... The Legendary Chalice has an urgent message for you. Find me on the Coast Cups? Oh, shit. I don't remember how to play this game at all. The Legendary Chalice bid me carry a message to you. She needs your help, a far of aisle, a mysterious discovery. The portal waits, let us depart. Yeah! Let me depart! Let me depart, dude! Look at Cuphead and Mugman! Look at the sun in the sky, the delicious last course! It's the delicious last course! Gamers, look at this, huh? This is incredible! What Legendary Chalice could be looking for all the way here? Gosh, Cuphead, I don't know. I hope she's okay. We sure are a far away from home. Chalice, Jumping Jellybean, she voice made it. I have the most amazing news, and it all has to do with this here cookie. Take a bite and see for yourself. Put a cookie in front of my mouth. It worked, it really worked. I'm alive again, but now I'm a ghost. Do you use this mortal coil for your own advantages? You duped him, you snooped him. What's going on here? Everything is topsy-turvy. Follow me, boys. I can explain everything for ages. I've been trying to figure out a way to escape the astral plane, but nothing worked. Doesn't that, boys? Let me introduce you to Weed Cookies! Chef Salt Baker, the greatest chef in all the lands. Welcome, friends, to my bakery. Ah, Miss Chalice, I see my cookies is very wonderful. Oh, my stars. The cookie's back. I'm a ghost again. Oh, my, a finicky thing, that cookie. The taste is sweet, but the effect is brief. Fret not, though, my concerned little cups. I've come up with an amazing new recipe. One bite of this WonderTart. You'll have complete control over the astral plane. This WonderTart can bring up chalice bite during life for good. No swapping places or nothing. Indeed, just one problem. The recipe requires exceptional ingredients. I'll buy the most fearsome foes. Wow. Well, if the WonderTart is really what it takes to bring chalice bites alive, then by God, I will find those ingredients. Standard garden, trumpet cups. Fetching those ingredients will be a test of wit and wills. Hear that, guys? Wits and wills. But remember, like any good bake, heart and soul is the ingredient, secret ingredient, secret ingredient. Have you liked the video yet? Have you subscribed yet, you greedy f**ks? I'm sorry. All right, let's go to the first guy here. I'm assuming it's this. An audience of last, the climbing contest, the medal ceremony is about to begin. I have eight coins right now. Damn, leave it to an upright system like me to win the whole thing. Oh. Whoa. All right, here we go. We're gonna go in here. No way out. I don't remember how to play this at all. I don't remember. I don't remember how to play. I don't remember how to play. I don't remember how to play. I don't remember, I don't remember how to play. I don't remember how to, I remember how to parry. Oh my god, there's ducks everywhere, dude. There's these goddamn geese everywhere. There's these goddamn geese everywhere. There's these, there's these geesers and goozers. There's these geesers and goozers everywhere. I don't know. God damn. Dude he always gets me with those little guys He always gets me with those little guys What oh? My god, dude. The little dude. He fucking got me dude. I just stay right here It wasn't bad. You've got quite the snarls boy You've got quite the snarls I'll tell you oh Shit in my ass well gosh, it's a hard game, but it sure is pretty I just need to be a little bit less stupid. I think God damn it. Come on might So I have I have an invincible role Which I didn't know it's a thing. So I think maybe if I dash there's also a Oh Damn dude. Oh, yeah They can't hit me if I'm dashing up. Oh, man, I feel good Come on, baby. I don't want to spend 20 years on this. Yeah, you do it. I don't know. I'm really bad at this game Yeah, yeah, but now there's more What do I go? What's up? What the fuck come on my guy. I've got two HP I've got two HP. I've got one HP. I've got no HP What I didn't realize that I was out of boners or whatever What shitty shitty time to go to the tum tum time to go to the tum tum Welcome to one more time and if I guys if I can't get passes I'm just gonna have to accept that I'm not a real gamer and I'm gonna have to go with a simple mode Cuz I've already been playing this for cool two two two years Lone star guys. Don't judge me. Don't judge me Don't judge me see what it's like because I feel like what if simple's too simple, you know, and then there's no Satisfaction Dude my guy. I still died on simple. Oh Oh, what the fuck is that? What the hell just happened? What the fuck? I'm still Pungoing it dude Well, I got it, but I didn't get the you know, I don't feel good about it remember friends only Best thing I'm batting on regular difficulty Golf all right fine. We'll do this once and then we'll go to the next thing I promise for the next ones. I won't do simple mode because the symbols too dimple I get it the symbols too dimple they this is what they say They've always said this they've always said it my father said it his father before me His father before him is an early. He's not I know all about the dimples, okay? my ass dude What's up here the Kings leave whoa Hell you cubs. I've been the powers. Well, you know, I'm a true king again Good their powers Badger weapons What the fuck so we're just bad oh No, oh Hey, what if I don't remember how to parry Hey, what if I uh? Hey, what if I don't remember how to parry. Oh wait, so it switches her how come it switches her thing so her Perry what her Perry is dash, but Why is that like that? Let's see this weird five Seven and finally stupid bitch With this valley in victory. I'd be so rich he's underneath Two coins Oh Oh Oh my god, dude, dude, he's got that fucking whale ass Dude, there's so much whale ass Dude, I don't know. I don't know that's guy. What if I Let's turn this to crack shot Oh Oh, who the fuck is this? Oh What the fuck? Who's what the fuck? Too much for my little brain. All right pals. I'm going to end this one here. I hope you enjoyed me Suffering I've had such a great game. I'm just so bad at it, especially while I'm sick So they get so much watching. Hopefully I will be back to normal Sooner rather than later. Stay safe out there friends again. I'm staying inside. I'm not leaving I'm staying quarantined away from Mika and our dogs even so don't worry about it I'm not doing anything. That's too strenuous or anything like that if this was where me out too much I I would stop but I'm getting the rest that I need so don't worry too much about it So thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed and I'll see you when I'm better. Bye. Bye