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So I normally, we've done the military ones. And I don't know if this has any of that, but this is specifically the state. It says, what is that word? A tableau. Watch the parade with all states as tableau. That's tableau. What's a tableau? Well, a tableau is technically like a, think of a montage sequence in a film, in one image. It's a tableau. It has kind of like symbolism in one particular image versus a montage is unfolding different things that are a sequence of things that are representative. A tableau is all of them in one kind of look. Yeah, interesting. I don't think I've ever heard that word in my life. Yeah. Here we go. Who's the white people next to Modi? That looks like the Prime Minister of France. Trudeau? No, it's a new one. I mean, the, not Trudeau, that's kind of... It's like the Rose Parade. I love that. Showing each different culture and that's really cool. And they're also different because, you know, India. Have they always done this or was this a new thing? You guys will have to let me know. I don't know. A program called Meera Parivaad Meri Pehchan, which attempts to provide the benefits of government run schemes to illegible families by using technology. I love this. What state was this? The smaller state with an H and I don't, I, it's one of the states I... I don't remember what she said. Why do I know that song? Do I know that song? I love it. Representing all the different cultures. This is really cool. Wonderful. You must be the representative from each state. Manipur. What happened to the English? This must be a northeastern state. Beautiful. It was funny, Ashley. She asked me a question and she prefaced it in a text with, this is going to sound absolutely horrible, but I don't know how else to ask what part of India has the people there that don't look Indian. And I said, I know what you mean. She said, I don't know how else to ask that. I said, you're talking about Assam in the northeast. Manipur. There's a bunch of states, apparently. Yeah, I think the majority of the northeast states. Yeah. He looks French. Yeah. It's Macron. MP. Is this MP? That's a huge cocktail umbrella. This is, I've always been impressed. You know, it's fine to have, I like seeing the military representation. I'm a little standoffish on that. Yeah. A little bit, including this to me is wonderful. Just beautiful. Yeah, I wonder if they do it every day. From the Tableau of Madhya Pradesh, we now move to Disha, Women Empowerment in Vixit Bharat. The state's rich handicraft and handloom sector by preserving the country's traditional techniques, which have been globally recognized. That's what's being shown. Isn't what your wife dances? What did they say? What did you say? Odisha. Yes. Odessi is the classical form she's trained in. That's beautiful. That elephant. Show that elephant again. That was gorgeous. That's a beautiful float. Wow. That's pretty. Look at all the color on that elephant. That's so cool. I'm sure it takes them all year to make these floats. If they do it every year. Side stepping from Odisha to Chattisgarh. We now await the tribal themed Tableau from Chattisgarh. Reflecting the democratic consciousness and traditional democratic values. Don't let her speak. The tribal communities since ancient times, which are still alive and prevalent in the western division of the state. Chattisgarh? Wow. Even after 76 years of independence. That's a tough one. I would imagine everybody involved with each representation from their region feels so happy and proud to be doing that. Yeah. I would have liked to like what does that mean? I'd love to hear some descriptions about that. Why is it keep going back and forth between the English? Wow. Chattisgarh. That's gorgeous. Rajasthan. Rajasthan. We've been there. We've been there. So many colors in Rajasthan. I like the puppet. Yeah, I like the puppet. Gorgeous. Isn't it called like the land of kings or something like that? I don't know. I think it is. That's gorgeous. Oh, oh. Oh, Stan ke baat chalti hain maharashra ki or. Whoa. Maharashra ki jhaki jis me Chhatrapati Shivaji maharaj ke sa. That's Mumbai, right? Samarho ko darshaaya gaya. Yeah, because that's India gate. Chhatrapati. Yes. Yes. Sorry. I was. And then nap. Go for it. Man, she's in it. I'm not sure why we need to see the crowd, but that's okay. Wow. Wait, did I say that correctly? Which one is India gate? The one in Delhi or the one in Mumbai? Mumbai. Mumbai? Yeah. What's the one we almost got arrested in? In Delhi. Oh. That's, there's a monument there. That was in Delhi. Is that India gate? No, India gate is the one by the hotel in Mumbai. I don't know. That's why I'm asking. I don't unless my memories screwed. They're both arched kind of things. Yeah, they are. And now let's move on to the next tableau of Andhra Pradesh. The tableau is on the subject of transforming school education, making students globally competitive. See that I like. I like hearing these descriptions. Wish we had it for all of them. I bet you do. But since this is a montage. You mean a tableau? Yeah, yeah, a tableau. Because I'm sure like she explained it all and then they did their thing and then, oh. Well, I've only heard her explain it for a couple. There's been a few that have come by that are either silent or we didn't understand it because the gentleman was speaking Hindi, I think. I'm not sure what language it was. I love it though. The transformation of medium of education theme. Look at this white lady. And here comes the next. I don't know. She might be an important white lady. I don't know. Empowering women through employment in Ladakh's journey. Is that hockey they're playing up there? The Indian women ice hockey team exclusively composed of Ladakh. He players symbolizes this journey of empowerment. That's awesome. I thought it was on a curve for a second. Gorgeous. Agressor Hota Hwa Tamil Nadu, where's come on? Yeah. I know that sound. I feel like I'm making video of these. They do for the roast for it. Yeah, they do. These are intricate too. Agli Jackie, Gujrat, Raj's, Gujrat's, Gujrat. The Gujrat's Seema praise of the West chief, Haichan around matter. This jarkee may Gujrat kick. She key público they care here, just make catchy. Garboonga, saani hustle, Shelton, Rougan kala, some milite. Jackie may cut to go key, Russia, We'll be another teeth cute Gujrat. I'll wish you parietan, Keenai. Look at those, from Gujrat. It's time to I English speaking lady, The tableau opens an enchanting display of Meghalia's cherry blossoms, transforming the landscape into a canvas of wash and delicate trades of pink. Got some robotics going on there with that tiger. What's going on there? One of the things Andrani points out all the time that, so in America, she said, you don't know what it's like in your country, everywhere you go, people speak your language. It's always English wherever you're going, with other people speaking other languages. But you go to Washington State, you go to DC, you go to New York, you go to Florida. You're going to get English now. She said, but when I am not in a place that speaks Bengali or Hindi, I'm with my own people in my own country and don't know what they're saying. That's crazy. Hashtag subtitles in your movies. Oh, that's cool. We've seen videos. Is that where we've seen those videos from? He's actually doing it. You want to be on the float and still work? No, it's supposed to be their state. The tableau showcases the resilience of tribal women in production of Tussar silk. That's that other name. Is that muscular dove? Sounds like her. Sure does sound like her. Mobile manufacturing factory. They just get a chat. That was not all 28 states. I literally saw like 15 more behind them. And it doesn't say part one. What the heck? Anyway, it says watch the parade with all states as tableau. You didn't give all the states. You probably could have shown me all the states if you stopped cutting to the crowd. It's got to be a British YouTube channel. That was cool though. The ones that we did see. That way we saw 29. 28. Are you sure? I'm pretty sure. There's one state in there I did not see that was very bothersome to me. Sorry, you said something about Androni. Yeah, West Bengal. What the heck? It was probably the next one. Probably. But they kept cutting to the white ladies in the crowd. Yeah. So we couldn't see all the other ones. I do love it though. Obviously, if you're not from Los Angeles, you probably have no idea what the rose parade is. It's a very old, very famous, at least in California. In the U.S. I mean, people watch it from all over the U.S. But it's really big in Soco. But they're all naturally made floats for many different things. But these were much more intricate. But also, I don't know what they're... Because the rose parade has specific requirements. Yeah. It's all natural. It has to be all natural. So it's made of flowers and seeds and earth and just stuff that grows. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's competition. So you win different kinds of ribbons for different categories. And it's not representative of the states that you can. There can be one from Montana. But you could also have one that's coming from Paramount Pictures and has all of their films represented. It's different every year. And it's on New Year's Day every year. Something similar to work on it throughout the year. Or if this was just the this year thing where they were representing. I love it. I don't know. Why wouldn't you do that if it's a day to celebrate the Republic? The Republic. I think it's awesome. A lot of states that I'm sure I've heard of, it's just... I don't specifically know off the top of my head. There's a lot of my heart to pronounce. It's so cool though. Because India is like the perfect place to do something like that. Because each state is so different from each other. They're from topography to language to... Everything. Art to just manufacturing language. Yeah. It's culture. It's all so different. And it's so beautiful. Yeah. So I love that they do that. Me too. I hope they do it every year. You know. Let us know. Sorry that they didn't have them all. I was like in 16 minute video. They'll show them all. I got to. I mean you could have just done 45 seconds per or something. Get rid of those audience clips. White people. I didn't need to see the audience that much. No. Not at all. Anyways. Let us know if there's other videos we should write to. Any other information that we need to know. Please let us know. And happy Republic Day belated down below.