 What's up YouTube? This is the needed pockets episode 136 Shout out to all the youtubers that's been watching my baseball videos. We're just trying to gear up Get in a habit get in a rhythm for the Madden season. We're definitely attacking Madden full-on How many weeks are way way boys two weeks or like three weeks pretty much three weeks Dog days of summer. We are planning boss by hours for So throughout the show we'll have more info on that, you know, it's It's been a good summer boys, right? It's been a good summer. It's been a good summer I think we're all ready for Madden. I know I am no matter how much I play baseball We're all ready for man, right boys, right boys My man Manny with 11 months you guys watch the show live normally is Tuesday But you know, I have the Sun now. So the guy held up yesterday for sure With my son. So today we're gonna do it Wednesday. We're gonna do it Wednesday and we're talking But normally the show every Tuesday around 8 9 p.m. On Twitch You guys know those links are below but most of you guys probably already know that the chat is already here. Look at their nasty They got Henny's in the chat. We're already hype training early Pops is here pops. They spoke crazy They were speaking crazy about pops because of my man seabird the seabird has been going crazy. He's been going crazy but You're saying I Know it's been it's been the summertime. So Madden's definitely been Backburner is not the word. We have no information The biggest information that we got the biggest information that we have is That MCS is on the next gen. What else happened in Madden in the last month. That's probably the biggest biggest news that we got Madden competitive CS Madden will be on the next gen therefore everything will be on the next gen Nobody's playing the old gen. So let me know now boy. You guys Old gen or new gen. What are you guys playing currently right now? I just ordered a ps5 So I have a ps5 along with my Xbox for Madden season excited about that both I Mean when you have damn pops fuck see bro. Okay pops. That's how you feeling. Let's go Let's get it. My man pops with 10 months straight One of my buddies got got me a ps5 for six hunge Thought that was the deal Yeah, more. Yeah, see So we'll see. I mean It's a lot of talk about my man splice mode with 11 months The hype train is reaching level to 80% of the way to level to no before Listen, if you're if you don't have next gen And you just want to play Madden. I'm sure the old one I will tell you this Madden 21 the old gen was way better than next gen So if you don't have next gen you're not going to get next-gen. I may arrive with the gifted Don't feel like you're really missing out now if you're a super competitive guy, you'll be missing out You know we talk about Investing in yourself if you're good enough to make MCS runs and win tournaments and play competitively That's what you have to decide am I going to invest in myself To make the make a run at tournaments, you know, so if you're not on that level It doesn't matter that much man for real You know what I'm saying You could get the series us that will work. It's not as powerful But if you're playing Madden, I'll be honest. It doesn't matter that much really So that's all It kind of goes back to do you invest in your Madden team If you think you're gonna win money playing Madden, it's a good investment, right boys If you think you can win a belt if you think you can make a run in the tournament It's a good investment I will tell you from experience man If you have any like doubt if you think you can't just go for it man I lived my whole life with that doubt of it's not worth it I shouldn't play this tour the match and go to this tournament when I've always been that good I but I but you know until it was free and man 16. I really was like yeah I'm not wasting money on it really but You know Yeah, I listen. I'm not an expert of following accounts getting getting playstations when they drop and beating the bots They're ordering playstations. I'll be honest. I'm a regular human being so that was never for me for real for real so you know so Some people are better than you that that's why and but and that's why I wind up paying those guys That's what I that just paid one of my buddies. He got it done Hit me up and said I got playstations for sale. So okay. I'll do it. Yeah, I would say the I would say the PlayStation was a lot harder to get like I said I got my I Got my Xbox why bought my Xbox a day before came out So I just feel like you mad in season You should kind of always have both so if you're like really a sweat and you're really a streamer You're really getting after it. I feel like both systems are viable. It's fun. It's good. You get to play with Wesley There he is Wesley I heard it's so slow that it's gonna be easy for old people to make reads and shit like I Always have the plays like I know what plays to call you know my play calling is really but sometimes it happens too fast But now that is slower I'm back 30 plus Madden's gonna go crazy I'm saying Yeah drag post make a read dude. I'll put the route put the right play on the field I'll tell you I I always put the right play on the field All right pops pops it'll relax Seahawks is right there. We got to check in now cuz pops is getting crazy There he is Seahawks is less than a hundred away and the way it's been going. He's gonna be around 700 tonight. That's We'll see we'll see but Madden season is not yet started yet man season has not yet started so The count the count really doesn't get serious until man season starts to be honest So it's all good in the summertime, but there will see see Pops the crazy one He not won't let Seahawks catch him. He not gonna let Seahawks Flanker dig is gonna be a great play and man that when the user can't move. Oh my god flanker dig is gonna just whore Be close to a 24-hour. There it is Goals skull skull is at 3k. Did I oh I did I say skull 2900? That was yesterday today's skull is 3 3k Yeah, so I See no downside. I see no downside of MCS being on next gen. I think at this point we all have it if not You're lacking Okay, we'll find it man. Go find it It was no really honestly I did not have Xbox 360 until Madden away and they started calling it the current gen And I think that's the step now that this is the current gen right boys So I think we're now part of the current gen so Let's not do what you gotta do Yeah, I think it's now the current gen which is good slow gameplay. I might dominate this. Oh, oh See, I ain't even know Seahawks was lurking. Yeah, I didn't even know he was lurking with the five Yeah, Xbox is easy if you like I said if you're good enough if you're good enough You should invest the Seattle Kraken. Did they get any good players? Well, David, that's why you have the internet film. It's not fucking 2001 anymore. We gotta go outside and knock on my mom and pop stores What? It's hard to get it's hard to get Xbox in New York. What are you going to best buy? Damn pops you got chill, man. I Just got a ps5 for six. I gave I gave the guy seven though Cuz I thought it was 650 I thought he told me 650 and I said I'm gonna tip them 50 bucks But then he told me six and I was like damn already tipped them a hundred was a pretty big tip. I'll be honest Teemo, what's up? I feel like you have to tip if somebody gets you No, I feel like you have to tip right if someone know if someone get you like a system Like they go out of the way to order it for you and they're gonna ship it to you I feel like you have to tip, right? I Tip pretty much everything I tip people all the time No, I feel like you got a tip. I feel like you got a tip y'all nasty. I feel you have to tip I feel like you have to y'all nasty Y'all nasty dude Y'all nasty Yeah, but then on top of that then it's like a lot of times with me It's like oh, I'll get it for you for I'll get it for you for retail or normally I charge eight but for you I'll do X Y and Z. Oh Like I don't want to feel like oh Yeah, I deserve that I'm saying like I Don't know I guess when I always worked like when I did people's gardens and cut their trees and shit And when they gave even if they came out and gave you $10 cash the tip that was a big deal for real I tip every single order everybody Uber eats is like glitch now you kind of have to unless unless you go in there and tips there I tip everybody I tip everybody Honestly, if you don't tip people, you've never worked a day in your life I that's how I feel if you don't tip you have never worked never worked period That's how I work. That's how it goes. I'm saying it is that's a good deal It's like damn make you feel good. It made you feel like damn, okay? I Feel that you know what I feel blessed to be able to tip That's like I remember I take pride in the fact that I'm able to tip people. I don't know. It's like You know, I take pride in the fact I'm able to buy But we went out to the family reunion. I take pride that I'm able to pay for dinner for my whole family You know, that's like a prideful thing Then the worst part is Uber Eason door dash be so goddamn expensive. You can't tip What type of ass backwards human being are you one you're paying $20 for $8 fucking sandwich So you don't give a shit about money. You're just a asshole, right? That's I feel if you don't tip like door dash or something like that, but For real Cuz this I feel right. This is how Food delivery has always worked, right? If you go and pick it up you never tip, right? If you order a pizza, I'll pick it up in 20 minutes, right? You don't tip those people. They just made your pizza, right? But if they deliver this shit now, you got to tip you have to tip them because you're a lazy fuck. All right Right That's how it works So since you're a lazy fuck and you don't want to get out and get your own food You got to tip people because you're lazy. That's literally how America works. All right You're lazy. You got to pay a little more extra money That's how door dash works. That's how Uber Eats works. Now. They tax you already for being a lazy fuck right My man young goat with ten months for real Car aside pick up. I would say no. I mean Now I'll tell you this do they give me the check to sign like a restaurant Then I'll throw a tip in there like five bucks or something like that but if it's like I Don't know like I already paid with my car. I don't know Depends probably a little bit not not oldie not like I ate at the restaurant Like eating at the restaurant is always 20% like always at least. Oh, yeah, I'll probably give a little something I'll be honest. I don't give a shit. I never do it because oh, I feel sorry that this is this person's job They need to make money. I'm just grateful that they gave me some shit I never feel I never feel bad for somebody for having a shit job. Let's not let's not like start fucking Spilling milk because somebody's a god damn delivery boy. All right. That's his fault go cut down trees You make way more money than delivery. All right, go carry some logs Go do some truth. Go be a trash man or some shit. Go cut some lawns. All right My man Collin with 21 months for real. So I've never felt bad about somebody having a bad job for real But I guess that's because I was in the like the labor industry, right? So when you're in the labor industry Like you see a bunch of people working and then You know Sam yeah, you work with shot shot wash trash trucks. He do good Yeah, Lance. So that's not why you tip. You never tip because this person needs it's more just a gratitude. That's all I'm in drew with seven months DJ. What's up, man? Exactly. It's a thankful speed tray. See this dude trades a fucking scumbag. I'm not tipping nobody and shit That's how you know train never work, bro. That's how you know train never have a job I'll tell you about the summertime when trade was a young woman back to work After man sees it was like, yeah, I'm about to get this new job. He ain't show up Nah, ain't no side of story. We've seen the side of story tip the ride. What the fuck you talking about a driver? Yeah Drenny has never been the fuck outside. You can't even if you listen if there's if there is like a morality like real life Situation and you and Drenny are on the same page of that situation. You're definitely wrong All right. I listen. All right. Say you got a couch, right? You want to put your couch away? All right, it is the garbage man is a good point now. They're doing regular ass job No, you don't tip them but say you put a couch and you want to put that bitch in the trash truck Yes, here's $20 put that bitch in the trash truck for me. So I don't gotta do it out When I when I asked you to go do extra shit fuck. Yeah, you got to do something It's not even that Drenny hasn't been on so you got to understand as soon as Drenny Became older. He was like a Madden star like he never had that buffer zone He went from being a kid to being a video game star. So like he ain't need to go outside for real for real My man read 28 months What's up, man, this is scum just scum like I said, you're already a lazy fuck for order-and-door death You don't want to tip to delivery people you go pick the shit up yourself. That's the whole extra part is delivering the shit That's the extra part go pick it up. I seen trace Honda trace showed his Honda He did a house tour. It was like this my Honda right here We ain't gonna talk about what year was but he showed that joint said this my Honda It was missing a hubcat, but he could hop in that bitch and he could go to the fucking store Check out a crazy Honda You know saying he did I mean he ain't flex it crazy. He was just like that's my Honda He ain't like pose in front of the John and nothing, but he's like that's my Honda He said he said it does what it do. That's what he said and he could get up and go to fucking little Caesars And Sam So he's playing Madden in all senses. I'm hungry, bro. You gotta learn how to eat like mid come on, bro We just have to agree chat that ordering food is some lazy shit agreed Can we just like you have to pay the toll for for getting the food delivered? That's all you got to pay the toll. It's some lazy shit. That's all and we all do it. That's fine. You said That's cool. Money's tight then get that don't do it Then how how can we say money tight and get a $20 fucking sandwich from door dash? That's just not cheap, bro If money is tight up door dash gotta get deleted, right? Bro over each probably just I'm telling you it's like before I look at $60 for a meal. Swear to God There's no way if you're really struggling. There's no way those apps are on your phone. It's it's terrible In fact, you could old school just call to call the Chinese store up and get them to deliver it and It's way cheaper Yeah, that's what I'm saying for $20 in account $18 for a burger. Come on, bro And I be and this is the craziest part, man Here go the craziest part. My my bit is the Starbucks the iced coffee, right? Damn, I'm about I gotta watch the kid. Let me order the iced coffee. Boom the iced coffee a Extra-large iced coffee from Starbucks already like $4, right? So I get on Uber Eats. I hit the boom boom, okay I don't know how they have all these fees. Somehow it's $10, right? Now $10 For me, it's like I'm it's worth it. All right Let me go ahead and get them to deliver that John's $10 because I'm gonna get it outside I'm gonna go down and have my iced coffee. It's good for me. It's worth it. You know, Sam I know it's stupid, but it's worth it, right? But then they try to tack on and when you catch him at the wrong time, right? If you catch him at the wrong time that bitch went from 10 to 16 dollars And then I look at it like Right, that's how you look at it like and you look at it like this is a bitch But what are your options? Now is that extra $10? Worth me getting out of my seat going in the truck for what was probably 20 to 30 minutes Boom and waiting the line and go get a Starbucks some I don't think I went $16. I definitely want 10 though 10 for sure Actually, we got the Amazon Prime. Now, you don't notice Amazon Prime She gets Whole Foods for free Whole Foods gets delivered for free and They just put it at the door like you don't even meet them. I've never been a believer in the food shopping for you but The Amazon Prime. Yeah, the Amazon Prime is definitely the glitch. I Don't know she does it, but I'm assuming yes. I don't know I don't do the food shopping part of the family But there's something to food food shopping is it's not like I don't want to say it's therapeutic But it's like sometimes you go there and you buy oh shit that look good And all of a sudden you got a meal that you didn't even think about really for over all Sometimes like even Walmart dude Walmart will get you inspired To do some shit. Yo Daryl. I will tell you what's the most overrated thing in the world though The most overrated thing is self-checkout She loves it. I will wait my five minutes to let somebody else scan my shit and bag my shit 1,000,000 percent Self-checkout is trash unless you're holding like if you got enough shit you go hold Right. Okay. Like you got a soda and a bag of chips and maybe a bottle like some some shit You just got you just holding okay boom boom boom, but if I got a cart of anything Yo, it'd be motherfuckers in there with a whole cart Scanning and bagging at the same time though You would have been home sleeping eating the goddamn food if you would have just went to a regular checkout line I am not a big stealing out of the self-checkout line This is my thought on the stealing out of self-checkout one. Are you picking up shit? That's that expensive right? Right, what's really that expensive? I I remember one thing I stole. I was making this was back in my My bachelor days. I was making french toast, right for something in the morning, right and this fucking vanilla extract This little ass bottle was like $17 So I remember that I look back on that and this I feel about self-checkout This is my biggest fear of self-checkout, right? Imagine getting fucking caught You cannot feel like a bigger asshole in the world than getting caught at the self-checkout line, right? What is a worse and more embarrassing thing than that? Yo, yo, yo, you gotta go through that now. It probably never happens But that 1% chance that somebody steals catches you stealing some shit Oh, you like such a asshole for what to save $7. Come on, bro It's not now if y'all stealing TVs or we're stealing Xbox Series X's, okay Hit me in the DM. I want to be part of the scam, but y'all stealing bananas and shit Like we're really not getting anywhere in life if we're stealing bananas. Come on. Yeah, look at James Winston exactly So I've never been stealing a self check. So I really think self-checkout is overrated. That's all I'm always let me wait in line For real for real Crab legs are expensive. Well, maybe you should have the fucking money to eat crab legs then and if not, I'll be honest Crab legs are great crab legs lobster. They're all a dub. Are they worth what they're caught? Fuck no Bro, do you know how many snow crab legs? I could kill bro 10 pounds of them shits and I'd still be hungry. Are they good? They're amazing They're amazing snow crab legs are amazing, dude, but come on You eat a pound or something like you won't eat. It's gonna be $300 Go get the crab yourself Yeah, like the biggest glitch is when you get to all you can eat Chickies and pizza and filly used to have like Wednesday all you can eat snow crab legs. Okay. Now it's a glitch for real Yeah, so it's not it's not that it's not that I Let's put it this way crap crab legs are a luxury. You know, it's not like somebody's meal, you know Listen boys, if you're stealing fucking bread and eggs to feed your family steal that shit, bro All right Can we agree if you got to steal bread and eggs to feed the family steal that shit? Matter of fact, I might block I might block the security guard for you You're not missing shit by not eating crab legs, all right, you're missing $30 and a couple bites That's what you're missing. It's a luxury Nothing wrong with stealing from a billionaire. So where do we draw the line? What if we steal from a millionaire? What if someone has $100 and I got $1 so that means I can steal from him What type of argument is that AP that sounds like a bullshit argument to me? I don't know risk. What's up, man? I just don't think the reward is not worth the risk of stealing from a supermarket Now I'll be honest as a kid I told y'all about how we used to run through 7-eleven. We used to be like oceans 11 and 7-eleven It was unreal 10 of us were going that bitch half of the store would come out of the bitch. I swear to God But dude, I'm 34. What do I look like stealing from the girl? What are I stealing in general? Yo thieves are like the lowest form of human. I swear to God y'all y'all low for real y'all low Y'all low especially people that steal from other people Especially people that still yo you still from other people. Oh my god. That is the lowest Rhea try to tell me they never listen to me Dudes would have empty book bags and come out look like they're hiking hiking Mount Everest with their book bag Like how did that happen? My man Nas with the 13 months man muck 34 34 Dude, we but that's when we like kids like as an adult you shouldn't be stealing bro. You shouldn't be stealing I'm behind you shouldn't be stealing That's why y'all don't have next-gen systems now because y'all never needed money because y'all just stole shit If y'all had integrity y'all would have a next-gen system. It's just saying Just saying Like look look at Trey. He never tip nobody so he Trey got an extra five dollars every time he eats And he still got the old 300 that's what's crazy. How do you got an extra five dollars every time you eat? That's three meals a day. You understand Trey doesn't do shit, but Uber eats He got door-dash every day for three times. That's $15 a day and still got the old 300 He ain't doing something right Honestly when I think about it Trey definitely steals shit from the grocery store One million percent Trey's still a cereal. He's still the cinnamon toast crunch in the pants No, he don't bro. Trey don't put cinnamon toast crunch box in his pants, bro. Ain't no way Still shit I stole shit in Vegas. I ain't still shit No, I ain't still shit He wear a big hoodie Hold up, let me check me the game. I did put an order in for a forex hoodie Let me check that real quick the zipper John. You can just push it in you would just all push it in I'm not really a sneak I'm not only food in the movie dinner one It's not like you're gonna be there for eight hours, right? Oh, we did dining dash that nasty dining dash a little bit different though dining dash is a little bit different Plus I was like beyond plastered It don't count I was beyond drunk that first day of it, but I was beyond I was plastered No, for real cuz first of all the movie there is two hours, right? You don't need to eat like Most of the time the movie is accompanied with some type of date, right? Like let's go to dinner first Okay, so you're hungry and plus the movie third popcorn is cracked like you don't want that. Yeah, like I feel like it's worth it I don't know We like the popcorn. I don't know if y'all like it. That shit is good for over all now be honest The large popcorn never gets killed. I don't know how it works You're saying I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna eat this. I eat like I eat like a quarter of him bar. I'm over it Yes, either it's either. I don't eat it or I kill it before the movie come on Yeah Movie popcorn is good. It's worth it. I think you got a factor the movie popcorn into Your budget for the movie night, right? That's why we bought black widow for thirty dollars Cuz our thought process was if we went to the movies, we probably spent 40 So we bought it and just watched it with the boy. You know Sam Swiss rules Prevalence shut up. Goodbye. Oh, what you are bro first of all the fire stick is trash fire stick is trash Fire stick is trash. I don't want to hear about streaming shit I don't want to hear about link. No, it's trash if you want to watch a movie and have it look good Fucking spend the money, dude. I never wanted like obviously I knew I could have watched I could have went to my computer and I could have hooked up and found black widow for for free 99 And it would look I would have watched them been cool, but no fire stick is trash. That's just trash That's just trash trash. I mean if you like low quality shit, you're probably hitting low quality bitches, too It looks like track. I've never seen a fire stick movie and said, yo, this is fucking good-looking. I've watched them We've glitched them, but does it look good? No, it looks like shit. No, that shit is that shit is 480p Oh, I got I saw the movie though. Come on, bro. Nobody trying to hear that shit Nobody trying to hear that shit For me is worth it. Let me spend my 30 and watch the bitch now. It's not like now Now let's relax now. It's not like that shit happens every week Hell yeah fire stick movies, then you guys spend this the worst part. You got to spend an hour and a half to find the right link, right? That's how I am. Okay. This one's okay. It could be a better one out there though, right? This one's this was 720, but it could be a 1080 out there. Let me keep searching next when you search for Here's Tom Dick and Harry in the front row or that one's ass. Let's get to the next one Yeah, it's in a different like come on man. Y'all got to keep it real about fire stick. This shit's not good By the time you done find a link I watched my movie and I'm doing something else Man some shit is just worth it to me Some shit is just worth it. Y'all spend five hours to find a link watch a movie then the Joan be buffering like come on, bro For real and then they're not like don't keep it real. Oh If you pay for a fight, you're a super sucker If you pay for a boxing fight now if you have like people now here we go with the answers now Rhee my man Rhee can he can attest to this shit Now read now if you have a party you should pay for the fight because we had a fight party Wanted to have all these holes over all these drinks a read tell them and here go these assholes They want to stream the fight did that shit work? Fuck. No Fucking married may weather up on the joint skipping and shit. Here go may weather Buffering buffering buffering buffering fight over we still in round two Everybody left Everybody left We as whole assholes, dude No, man, if you having people over you got to pay for the fight. All right. Now if you at home by yourself want to check it in Definitely got to stream it, right? Yeah, we learned I swear it works one time though. My focus thought it was the vibe. Yo, it works one time The yard had a crazy fight party with the stream After that was all a dream Mellow first of all, yes, that's what we did Nobody gave a fuck about the fight. Let me tell you something about nobody gives a fuck about the fight The fight is just a reason for people to party. All right The sooner we realize that ain't nobody going to a fight party with their boxing scorecard out Oh, he got some good jabs in there. Yeah, that was a good hook. Oh, yeah His percentage of hits is 94, but his opponent's percentage is 60. Nobody gives a shit about the fight And I'll be honest with you about this too, nobody really gives a shit about sports like Ohio State, right? The one of the biggest colleges in the world. You think them college kids give a shit who wins losing draws? Hell, no But they're going to the tailgate Nobody gives a shit the Cleveland Browns. I've been to probably 10 Cleveland Brown games, right? The most lit is fans in the world. Do they give a shit that their team sucks? No, they just want to party and drink for real I gotta understand this sports is the busy biggest excuse for people to drink and have them party for real Exact sports are the biggest excuse for people to drink Bramsfield bro Of course they're invested, but here goes the thing if you told somebody you like like listen Here you go. Your sports team will win you a lot Your team will win way more, but you can't party no more. You guys stay at home and watch the games by yourself People ain't doing that shit. First of all, tailgates in general are lit tailgates are the best Yeah, don't nobody care. Of course, it's gonna be of course. There's gonna be die-hards. You're saying That's just gonna be ass The tailgate at the road game is the glitch The tailgate at the road game the glitch Jesse, you're some ass Cornhole is bro. I don't understand the cornhole cornhole is the whitest thing in America. It is It is now one of her volleyball parents is like a super sweat at cornhole like he's cracked It made me feel like I was pointless to ever playing that shit. Have you ever run into a sweaty cornhole guy? That shit ruins everything not now I feel like when people like running to me and Madden like it's just ruins everything It just ruins the whole aspect of it for real now I know why to be bitching about skill-based matchmaking. No, they don't even go four for four See that's what what they do is they they first shot they put it so you can't get nothing They put the bitch literally right there. So you can't slide nothing in there. I'm like what type of psycho are you? Spike balls cracked Spike balls cracked No, you have no idea mellow. See what we probably all play cornhole for fun and think well like I'm pretty good at it Right. Yeah, I'm good at it. No, you meet a sweat. You'll never want to play this shit again, bro So we got it's pointless. It's a waste of time. It's a waste of time I feel like I can protect I can perfect I can perfect like three or four things in life right boys like a human skill Can't do everything Cornhole is one of the things I've I've eliminated for my life like golf. That's eliminated for my life I'm not wasting time trying to get good at golf. I'm not you know, I'm 34 It's just not on the list of things I want to get good at because I feel like if you try to stretch your skills so much you're gonna lose some of Somewhere for real for real darts. I'm not investing time in it No, this golf. No bowling. No La Crosse Bowling bowling is the best date though. I'm telling you y'all y'all bowling is a great date Cuz one you can make fun of her You can be a asshole. You can either be good like bowling is a great date because No matter if you're ass or you're good, you can spin it to a positive for real for real Like if you're ass, you can just be a goofball and just be ass and be funny if you're tough. You can just talk shit You understand Go normal and go to the playground and play pick up play pick up what pick up bowling younger with what we're talking about here Bowling can show exactly that I can show character you ever. Yeah, like But you ball kiss me if I get a strike. Yeah, you have the personality of a fucking mailman Kiss me if I get a strike Yeah, that's that's the line you need to play right there, bro. I'm not uh I'm not a golfer my work Pull pull is something I wish I was good at though really Pull with some swag. Yeah shit to be good at isn't it'll pull That when you're good at pool that pool got some swag for real for real Yeah Pull is some cool shit. Ain't it? Yo, ain't it crazy to be good at pool. That's some cool shit That's some cool shit Pull not a web see pulls all the game cuz you had to be outside to play pool. You can't play that shit online You know saying But that's some cool shit to be good at Right now CP2 is playing roll around in the bed cuz he doesn't isn't fall asleep No being a leader pool is not the best let's settle that's not the best being a leader Madden fucking awesome. All right enough of my enough of What's gonna call it the worst date spot the movies The movies 100% unless y'all already established All right, and that's the end of the plebes being in here. It's been real boys. I am narrowing down the boss bot wars for The boss the boss bot wars for What's it called the format? We have narrowed it down boys This is this is this is my Perfect bot wars format. It took me a while to figure it out My man exterminator for months. What's up, man? Appreciate the prime my guy now listen now all I get all year all season Can I play and bot wars? Can I play and bot wars? Can I play and bot wars? Can I play and bot wars? We're gonna have an open tournament on Thursday August 19th August 19th, I think we have an open bot wars tournament for one spot for one spot and Open, but I don't give a shit who you are. I don't it will be Xbox the only Now if I have to notice I haven't talked to players lounge I'm sure they'll be all the way in and hosting this tournament, but I haven't talked to them It will be Xbox For one spot All you need is you need a discord you need a mic and you need a camera if you don't have that and you win the Tournament you will be banished from every goddamn Madden stream on Twitch banished Every every viable Madden stream. I am a modern so you will be banned you will be banned So that's how it works boys, and I'm sure cuz we're not wasting time here, okay? But any I might make a rule You can't have like any You can't have like over ten thousand dollars earned in MCS or something I don't want like Wesley joining the shit and for what to win like you know I'm saying he probably would cuz he's like a crumb We might need to have yeah, we might need to have like a But in a day. Yeah, no pro. I don't think the pros would really join the shit. You know I'm saying like Yeah, like journey would join the shit and sweat then sit on the camera like wreck three wreck No, so anybody can join now Whoever wins on Thursday now Thursday will be a bootleg stream boys. All right. We just want to check in on people's streams It's not gonna be a crazy production. I'll probably be playing Madden While we watch right boys, it'll be like a watch party watch different people's streams and Until he gets like the final four or something then we'll lock in a little bit more, right? so Then Friday that one person is gonna take on three other people in the just like bot wars to where we got a plan on Friday a four-man tournament to see who's gonna be the challenger for Saturday So essentially that Thursday tournament just wins a spot to get into the Friday tournament That's gonna be our thing The main event is the 21st the dub the playing there the plan for the gauntlet is the 20th and the startup or the original tournament for anybody can join it's gonna be free to join you want to play in the shit All you have those press go. That's it. I'm not charging shit. You don't got to be a sub to me You don't got to be a sub to nobody you want to play in bot wars. This is your chance. Seriously I don't give a shit. I don't know yet Marty We fucking lax we fucking lax with the Karen ask questions. What time is what time is this starting? What do I got to show up early? Should I warm up first? Should I eat like come on? I don't know Thursday Friday Saturday. All right 19th 20th 21st. All right boys Anybody can play on Thursday literally anybody. Well, if you got to work that sucks, okay? You're not winning bot wars then. What could he fucking do? We're not scheduling shit around Marty's work schedule and People will know if you're that worried take off Thursday and Friday if you're that worried Madden 22 shit. We might play man 17 man. We might who knows who knows man. Good question Trojan horse That's the end of the podcast Appreciate you guys coming by No, yeah good. Yeah good. Yeah good But on and I don't have the three now The five guys for the gauntlet we already figured this out now be honest, I put those first cuz Vols is getting carried away, bro. Vols think he like the biggest he's the he's the man When he has a losing record in bot wars Vols is first So he has to win one game to stay on boss bot wars 8-5 record you played 13 bot wars games. What the fuck? So vows is I listen he won't earn his spot. Well. Well, he's 8 and 5. He's probably gonna win the first game, right now We need Earl on bot wars. I'm pretty sure all right after After vows is the first one then it's Salty we got salty the ice wall demon coming back Salt nation 25k strong Salty second third. I put pretty much the only crowd favorite Pretty much the only person y'all root for I had to put this person higher because I'll be honest He was pretty much the best He was pretty much the best contestant we've had That's right Bobby V is third. I had to put I love he was just he was pretty much the best that we had Then I had to put Jay bird because Jay bird did kind of win boss bot wars 3 When he whooped everybody's ass after the dual so Jay bird is second and we had to put Earl first It was Earl year last year the season one bot wars that the Earl first-year champion got to be number one Now I still have three spots for the playing All right, I couldn't I couldn't change those five guys Do we need rag back on Friday night for the playing? Now I have three names. I haven't decided these three names. I haven't reached out to anybody. I Actually even thought about giving Trey his shot back. I Thought about unbanning Trey. It's a new year. I thought about it. All right. Goose is a lock Spamming right goosa and bg Bg is a lock. I'm telling you bg is getting the call. I'm pretty sure Salty's already in the gauntlet, bro spamming buttons That's pretty good Now I obviously I watch spam and play. I think I've watched them play more than I've listened to them Y'all think he'd be a w for bot wars. Y'all thank you. Y'all think he would get a poppin I don't know where Lou is that dude Lou might be locked in Puerto Rico, bro, I don't know dude. So if we go So if we go rag bg Spammin and whoever wins on Thursday On Friday Friday night. It's a spelling bee. Yo ever since he said what was that word? What was the word? He's like, don't tell me shut up. It's not spelled like that What was the word? Yo, what was the fucking word that Lou mischievous? Shit Misty, yeah, there's a tea in mischievous. Oh, that was the word. She was down bad after that So I think so do we reach out to those three guys? Do we reach out to spamming ragusa and Bg Y'all think that's a good three and then whoever wins on Thursday will be the fourth for Friday night And then whoever wins Friday plays the gauntlet Now I have the theme I'm working on promotion. You guys know it's gonna go crazy leading up to Madden. It's gonna go crazy I still need y'all help since I don't have my Twitter account, but we will get a poppin stiff Stiff is gonna join by stiff now. I'm joined by worse and I'll be honest. I am cooking up a secret boss. I have a plan for a secret boss. I do have a plan I Would love a Xerxes vs. Skomo Pre-limb before the main event on Saturday because you know I Would but you know honestly skomo is not a good. He's not comp for Xerxes. He's not No skimbo has turned down bot wars twice. It's the only human being walking this earth that has turned down bot wars twice Everybody else signed up. Oh Yeah, Xerxes Xerxes like good Skomo's like a pack opener Cece Cece and Xerxes Cece would be Xerces Well, honestly, yeah when you're like when you're like as good as skimbo like you can only there's no benefit to playing Earl Like it could only be bad for you So you're right as it's hard to ask a good player to come play Earl you you have everything to lose and nothing to gain Yeah, Cece is pretty good little man. What can we do a little man? I mean, who do y'all like little man over? Yeah, I mean, I got I got take ragusa over little man, right? I Little man. Oh AJ little man or a man little man. Oh AJ beat skomo AJ beat skomo Confirm Xerxes beat joke last year Xerxes like sweaty got Fox for Xerxes. I did reach out to got Fox For boss by Wars 3. He said he just got the baby. So he couldn't really play So we'll see I Just want to I just want to lock down the format But I do want everybody opportunity to play how many people do you think we get to sign up for the boss by Wars playing tournament? Xerxes got way better dripped in than skomo 200 Yeah, it does count down one. There will be no weekend league. I think the first weekend. It's not gonna be no weekend leader 21st We'll see. I hope there's no weekend league. Honestly, it really doesn't matter. It's still gonna pop weekend league or not Nobody's gonna know how to play the game everybody's gonna suck. Oh my god Just remember vows was vows was running fucking single back wing Before twitch taught him how to play Just remember just remember vows was running single back wing before twitch taught him how to play You don't need a good team Anything happy first week. Who knows I will tell you vows is the favorite though I would have all the people he's the favorite. He's the favorite. Who y'all think is the favorite? Cuz he's been lab in the beta he had a play date to play to be he brought some might over his house to Play the beta in lab Like come on dude vows is the fucking favorite He know what playbook. He's running. He know what plays work Ragusa, let me let me put this put this email out or just DM out here Not just the end those three Yeah, vows had a play date that I know it was nasty, but he's gonna be tough because of it He's gonna be tough because of it The pebble might join the tournament. He might nine unbanned requests nine unbanned requests here we go boys nine I mean Maddie can play There it is Nine unbanned requests my man T lens Hey, Debbie Eagles fan here. You think we should bring back Nick foals Hey, Debbie, not sure if you saw what I said, but Eagles fan here. You think we should bring back Nick foals. What do you think? Ward band them just weird might be honest boys. This might be a might be a rough band from my man Ward Never mind. Never mind Never mind. Never mind. Never mind Ward. Good work. Good work good work Good work Ward good work He's back though Lil Xan fan Yeah, good good band AJ good band tides of endless Merlocks This dude is scum, bro This dude is scummy. I don't like this guy. I don't like to cut his jib What do people be like? You know listen in the nickel back you fucking try hard They write a tally. He write a tally This thing might be a little peen Look at Ward with the big hammer ward with the big hammer I'll support ice god. I do Listen to the ice god Braves whoa, that's the guy. I got me to say that wild C So be talking about See see maybe try to get me Who wants free sloppy hold on hold on hold on hold on I Want sloppy from someone in the chat any donors. I'll let you smack my penis. What a god Marty. I love you That's not a good sequence. I guess not a good sequence Not a good sequence for Marty Not a good sequence all caps to geez He's back. He's back. He's in there Nasty sequence bro nasty sequence No, he said he wanted us. He said he wanted to slide. It was they say you don't You don't got a lot of us man. You don't got a lot of us boss by words for August it's gonna be August 19th August 20th and August 21st. He did Nasty, it's all nasty. It's all nasty But all right boys, like I said August 19th August 20th August 21st is the main event Hopefully we'll be trending again. Yes, we'll play marbles in the pot We'll play marbles in the bot wars. All right, we will have a bow We'll have a marbles race for buku money during bot wars one marbles race We'll play marbles tonight though if y'all with it if we actually get enough likes on the tiktok dropper tonight But this this was the need of podcast episode 136 August 21st write it down in your calendar