 And then Michael Thomas pulled out the phone from the goal post, it was so dope! You know Joe Horn did it first, right? Actually young lady, I was the one who started the phone touchdown celebrations. Sorry, who are you? I'm Franklin Crawford, best hands in the NFL. They used to call me Hansy. Yeah, you wouldn't want to be called that these days. Yeah, I heard that. But I remember it like it was yesterday. Touchdown Crawford. Wait, what's he doing? Uh oh, he's pulling out one of those fancy new telephone thingies. Look how small that thing is. That must only weigh 10 pounds. You'll never see that again. I was also the first player to hold out for a new contract. And how did that work out? They caved! And in the end I got my extra nickel. I also invented twerking. Here, let me show you. Oh, that's okay. Thank you so much. Oh my god, he's gyrating.