 Big updates for you since the last time I played Elden Ring. I beat Margit finally been playing on my own and now I am here in Stormvale Castle, which is It's a pain in the ass Get out get out get out get out get out don't get greedy You asshole. I hate this game. This guy sucks I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I don't remember where I was supposed to go from here. Oh, that's right There's a tough dude up here that is extremely difficult Are you fucking kidding me? Why didn't you create? I can't use them. Fuck Contraption does not move. Well, then why did you put the lever there idiot? Oh, we got a couple of these guys So, uh These guys Oh You carry those where the hell did you go? Can you come back? Ow Fuck off Fuck off Jesus they spooky boys Oh my god, dude my ass. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Did he I think he accidentally killed a friend of his Yeah, yep. Yep. I think he was just around here, wasn't he? Yep Sure was big juicer Bye. Bye. Not just enough. You'll be on my Thanksgiving table. Are there mimics in Elden Ring? Mimics veil. Okay. Well Not a great sign trust stealth On big man or in general down here. Are you fucking kidding? Dude Are you joking? Wow, I am doing fucking nothing to this guy. I gotta get out of here Should we try this? Should we see what's going on down here? He's still alive. Okay Chrysalids memento Okay Up a flesh. Oh, I feel like I'm not high enough level at all because I was doing Nothing to him. Maybe I make him sleep. It is a possibility when he comes back and turns around I'm gonna use the sleep boy on him. Cool. All right. Well, that didn't do anything Fuck through the thing through the thing. You've got a bitch. You're okay All right, I don't know why but I feel like Did the game crash? Okay, we're gonna try and be sneaky boys because I just have No hope with this man's he can't get through there, right? He should be great Please there are so many of them. How can I? Possibly go out there sneakily. They're gonna see me immediately. Aren't they? There's so many But now I can bring my boys If I don't die immediately. Look at these little chums I have a feeling these guys are gonna beat my ass. Okay I don't want even one Jesus christ That was kind of sad I killed them while they were sleeping Oh, let's see what happens In here I feel like I'm gonna get my ass blasted. Oh, this is a main boss. Oh, is this what's his face? This is godric, I think Oh, no Oh, no, hey, yep, this is godric the grafted see what you have to offer My man Wow, I do not do a lot. I also okay. I do have a couple Oh, he does a lot of damage Big man's oh Shit Let's shove a knife up this dude's asshole. I guess Yes, I can't let's see what happens way out here. I just want to see what's out here, you know You know big man's gonna chase me down and he's gonna try and eat my ass I'm gonna say hey Oh Hey, I'm in a place talking to a lady if you intend to challenge godric I ask you call upon me Hell yeah, I will dude I feel about wolves big boy Wow, he f***ing ate those boys up. Jesus christ There's me I wonder if I could uh if I could finally do the treason. I guess a lot of people didn't know That you can just like run past this dude because he is like Literally the first enemy that you see once you come into limb grove So a bunch of people are like f***. I gotta fight this thing. So like they level one Try and do this. Shit. He's very annoying. I f***ing ring around the rosy Yeah, huh. Hey. Hey You're joking me. That was a visceral time. Come on, baby. Yeah Are she blows? I don't even really remember. I'm just gonna run through here with torrent super quick Oh, that's right. It's this thing, which will probably kill me, but I don't have any souls. So it's fine That's what you are. Okay Didn't know that How much damage he does with that huge thing Does not have a lot of hp. Let's try and deal with these doggies first Hey there boys I feel like there's a dude behind me, but I couldn't tell if it was an actual dude or My wolves being funny. Oh, you heard gross wanted this to go This is probably Where I will perish There I go. Dude, I just saved your life. I just saved your life Ungrateful, that's why I have to kill you. Try parrying Praise the rain. All right gamers. Here we go. Leonine misbegotten Jesus Christ, how many f***ing parry like attacks? Come on. Let me get in front of me. Shit Grafted blade great sword. What was that three tries? Easy Guys, please come on now guys. We don't Guys please guys. Hey bear. That was sad Okay, well we can see if we can find him in here friend ahead. I like cringe Hey, if you see arena do tell her now her father will come for her once he's fulfilled his duty Okay, I'm gonna go back It's the sword from the bottle What who are you? I'm afraid of you. So I'm gonna sit here and uh upgrade. Maybe they're friendly. I don't Knight's cavalry I have heard Inklings about this man that he is not fun Come on. You keep bringing back first try. Yeah Kind of she used it, but she she's dead Oh That's sad. Should I go back to the dude and be like, hey your daughter's dead? Days to her arena has a gentle nature though. I only hope it remains intact I'm afraid Why did you cut off your arm face to here we go? I'm extremely afraid Excuse me No, no it comes to life Are you kidding me? Are you Are you Getting me. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god Dude, why couldn't I do any damage to him when he was doing that? Well, that's not soups fair That is unreal Uh god, that hits so hard. So during this I can't fucking attack him Which is stupid. I don't know why that is That was like the farthest I've gotten Please Oh god, I'm so fucking close. Please God damn it. All right, Ethan. Don't fuck it up now Fucking excuse me and for the fucking visceral idiot. Thank you Why do I have to be like directly in front of him? Oh Fuck my ass. This is bad Dude if he one shots me with that Please go away Dude I still don't understand why this I can't attack. Are you kidding me? Dude, that was almost it I was almost fucking done with that Yes, get your shit rocked Hell yeah gamers first try. Yeah first try Oh Oh, I'm I'm sorry. Sorry. I didn't even mean to do that. I'm so sorry, sir. I didn't actually mean To do that. I should have talked to you He's a friend until he's wasn't I'm so sorry kinky. Thank you so much Oh No What could I have So sorry. Well, now he's probably friends friends now. We're probably friends forever now. He's probably dead forever. Yeah, that was unfortunate. Whoopsies