 You can't go wrong with surprise face-time calls. They love it especially if they're already kind of into you They will love here goes pick up come on Hey, how are you doing? Good, what's up? What are you doing? I'm doing my makeup. Okay. Oh, are you getting ready for something? Yeah Jake is coming over Jake. Who's Jake? This is what I've been talking to talking to what wait, what about me? I thought you're talking to me What do you mean? What about me? What are you talking about? I thought I was a guy you were talking to who's Jake. I Hate all men boo can't spell happiness without PENIS stay slutty my friends This is the put a finger down ho addition Put a finger down if you've been in more than 10 relationships Put another finger down if you've been in more than four relationships in the last year Put a finger down if you've left someone you're dating to date someone else Put a finger down if your body count is over five Put a finger down if you've texted more than three people at once or talked to more than three people at once Put a finger down if you sent the same message to at least two people Put a finger down if you've dated your ex's best friend Put a finger down if you've moved on in less than a week Put a finger down if you've dated someone that your friend liked Put a finger down if you have a spot that you bring dates and Then put a finger down if you've kissed more than two people in 24 hours Never have I ever college student slash bad a** teenager audition Never have I ever snuck out of the house Never have I ever used a fake ID Never have I ever faked being sober to my parents Never have I ever stolen alcohol from my parents Never have I ever run from the cops Never have I ever snuck someone into my house Never have I ever shop lifted Never have I ever hooked up with someone over a three years age difference Never have I ever gotten injured because of something I did under the influence Never have I ever cheated in school Never have I ever cheated in a relationship Never have I ever come to school under the influence Never have I ever driven without a license All right today. I got a shell. Okay. So the question today is what's your body count? Oh, you my business. Yeah I'm in your business. What's your body count in my closet? No, like your body count my body like how many bodies do you have I Have one body. No, I'm trying to say like what is your body count? I'm gonna say a number and you tell me when to stop one Two three brah, you have three bodies. Wait. Hold on four five six This is why boys never date me So how many bodies do you have 43? Well, that's nasty. At least I didn't lie about it. You're gross leave me alone I'm sorry. I like sex and no one ever stays So full disclosure I had plans with three different guys tonight because I was trying to get it in obviously I thought three Was a good number because I knew at least two. We're gonna just flake not show up not text me back, you know, like a man Well, hold all three All three are nowhere to be found Okay At least with the sugar daddies I'm paid for my time the time that I spent cleaning the house Like I was expecting a guest making it nice getting myself ready I'm waxed. I'm beautiful. I smell delicious Okay, it's their loss entirely But what I'm saying is do not settle Why do this for free girl? Why? It's simple really I just go for a daily booty shake $19 fortnight court who wants it? And the girl you chose over me is that she likes you because you give her attention and affection and energy To no other guy gives her you know, you're the only boy who treats her that way So of course she's gonna like you because you're all she has Meanwhile, I have as you know a stampede of males after me And I should be happy with that I should be grateful for all that attention But I wasn't because I dropped almost all of them for you I dropped almost all of them when you made it look like we were gonna work out I had options and I wanted you so the difference between me and her is that I chose you She settled for you No, I really don't know How do you feel about when your man likes girls on instagram pictures? It's disrespectful. Like it's really disrespectful. That's me I don't get how it's disrespectful when you like say you like Chris Brown and like Drake and all that So how's that? Yeah, no, but that's different. Like that's that's really different. That has nothing to do. How's it different? So basically you're saying the only reason you're loyal is because you can't like attain those other men Oh, respect. No, you're just insecure and these other men are insecure and that's why I'm messing with little boys So you need to grow up and stop worrying about this other thing Grab my hand I have something to tell you what I cheated on You know the Yeah Chelsea What do I do? Are you gonna tell him? Yes, but I'm so sorry. Like that's just so f***ed up to something new Why? Why? Scott gives you everything. He loves this sh** out of you No man can offer you what scott offers you in there. What do I do? You f***ing tell him And hopefully he f***ing forgives your ass