 Beaver's why you're not killing things why you're not eating fish? But fine, okay Record fantastic but fantastic ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha House wastes can be quite a feeling to sharks. Oh shut up Should I just stop the episode like that oh fuck Hey, where'd you go and explore the undiscovered? Join me with you. Hi everybody. How you're doing your neighborhood game beaver here here to show you We're gonna have a good time playing as a bull shark today Because we're a team and you know what that means stinks smelly and The spirit I think I think there's spirit Wow, this is probably the most cold opening I've ever done to an episode before I've been here Isn't this one where I can't go? Why must you go where I can't follow is it gonna say you need to be an adult or an elder? It's gonna say it's gonna say it's gonna say it's gonna say it's gonna say it's gonna say it's gonna say it's Oh, it didn't Look at that What happens if I go up here? Oh I can't okay. Okay. There's a collider on there. Oh, so welcome guys I'm doing play playing monitor again Except this time James has relaxed his voice So whoa where did that thing come from you can bugger off with that nonsense? You see that God, bitch Came out. No. Where am I oh? Oh? I oh so that that's probably just gonna be another entrance then isn't it oh Okay, so I'm assuming I need to go this way because this is the new place Another episode a new episode a new place That's three. Oh, yeah, that's true three episodes all new place so far. So we need to go through here Bevers why you're not killing things why you're not eating fish But fine, okay Don't bug baby Isn't that how it goes oh look at these is a big catty fish look at a kitty. Oh How dare you Right, okay, so I think it wants me to go over here Visit the Golden Shores grotto but But but but but I don't know how to I mean unless let's let's knife for a bit shall we oh I can't just go Shushing By him okay, so new area. Oh hold on also. I did want to Go into oh, I knew he's gonna start talking. I want to go into audio and put subtitles on oh there They are subtitles are under gameplay really okay? Well here you go Vacation residences for oh right okay apparently I still didn't save the sentence wealthy out of towners with Spectacular ocean views private beach access and a gate to keep out the locals That's me. I'm a local So this is the the upper class slash middle class area so there shouldn't be anything in here then that's like killer Except for me obviously Cuz I'm a wanted little pest Right is there anything in here though. Let's have a look Let's look Was that a king mackerel there might have been a king mackerel So we've got people on little peddlows. We've got lots of groupers I mean really I just want to keep an eye out to see if there's um oh What's that? Oh, it's a king mackerel. I thought it was oh wow. Oh, I'll eat that oh Yes, lots of good good oil Mmm Right, where do we go? Where am I even? Oh, okay? Well, I guess I'll go to this location over here. Oh, was that no, that's not grotto I don't think whoa. Whoa. Is that a blue shark? Oh, it's a mako. Whoa Okay, so yeah about about the uh oh god whoa Oh, yeah, people have told me when they glow yellow Oh right stick I'm doing it. I thought I was doing it It makes no freaking difference Okay, so we're just we're just gonna swim away and pretend like not this happened. Oh my god That was crazy geez Mako sharks, I mean do I need to kill them? Oh, they don't class as bosses by the looks of it So I don't think I need to worry too much about them. I'm just gonna try and avoid them They are going for me. However, I can hear it. Oh We got a license plate. Oh, there's no way I'm getting that Okay, well, that's that discovered Whoo There's a thing in a golf course Oh What happened in here That was a good one I Can see the makos. I know Yeah Gonna boost through I'm gonna go this way We need to visit the golden shores grotto. This is gonna be our new home base. I assume but there's open my head down Yes, I know you're behind me. I know think they think that it's the new cool thing. Don't they Well required adult for that. That's fine Box box box box. Yes. I love a good old box Yeah This shark is nearly insatiable am I okay, so the grotto's entrance has got to be around here somewhere Where's this grotto? Oh? No, never mind just a bit of blue. Oh, do I need to jump into it? Oh, no, here we go Followed the umbilical cord of life Yeah Yeah, the grotto provides a brief respite from the storm and strong of the Okay, so now that we're here look at all the level of detail that they put into this man This is crazy. They put so much hard work into it. Hey, look a Mercedes brand dealers. Oh wait. No, it's not well It is Mercedes, but it just switched out the logo. Okay, so I should be able to put something else on my organs aha 150 max health Well, yeah, I think we're gonna upgrade it So we get plus 30 boat crew knockback resistance and Sorry, yeah, let's there we should have loads more health now I could even give myself. Oh Look, so what is on by you release an electrical shock inflicting two damage I'm putting one stun counter on anything within two two meters I'm assuming not two miles a target is stunned when an accumulates 10 stuns counter Oh, so I just keep biting it over and over What does it look like? What else do I get if I upgrade it I do for damage don't want that I mean I kind of Let's try that let's try that Is there anything else I'm okay, so I don't have anything else Boogie Paul Okay, so now we have that And we need to go over here Kill ten mackerel easy peiji leverage creasy So sorry guys when I when I talk a lot I get your knee is that my throat like please stop Sick of listening to you. Oh look at this guy a woman. Ha ha. Oh Wow that put my threat level of loads. Oh I Like my threat level getting higher Well, we got to kill this guy's well hello taking a shelfies Hold on. Hold on. Give me a second. Give me a second. Oh Please give me a second. Yeah, there you go beautiful So, oh, I didn't even get any threat level for that person, but the other one I did okay So let's see what Mako. Yep. There's loads of Makos who didn't see that coming. Okay guys. We're gonna speed run this We're just gonna run through. We're not gonna engage in any battles on with any sharks We're just gonna go around Kill all the mackerel I don't even know where he is right. Where's that? Oh, it's a barracuda. Well, if you don't mind me, I have to kill all of these Oh, they are all king mackerel. I Am I am swimming I think I am swimming pretty fast. Look at that Mako Oh, you know what? I'm kind of glad that I'm out of the crock territory Although I'm assuming that we're gonna have me Mako sharks now as the enemy for quite some time Because we had crocodiles for a little bit. Oh look at my stone. Oh, I didn't even know his little electrical charges Yum. Oh You see that back flip that takes skill only a true What's escape it might eat a pro could do that? Look you Just I said Honestly makes no difference if I do that. I think I think I think anyway It's a king fish in the mood quite like watching a 73 year old hit a double bogey The fact that they've turned the waters off baton tordu into a spawning round to test to their love of seniors golf What is this a golf course? I mean kind of yeah Can I destroy this awesome Hello Guess oh wait. Oh I just have to kill ten mackerel's in this cave What's the worst that could happen in here? Do you think there's gonna be Mako sharks? I Can already hear something. I don't know what it is, but I can hear it Think oh, it's a barracuda Well, this is easy Yes died. Oh, I think that kind of works Look at all these old barracudas Look at me the disco shop Did it did it did it did it did it did it another best tactic to constantly click like right trigger and right stick in So I constantly turn to them maybe Maybe that's it. Oh, they all swim over here into the into. Oh this is a different place Oh, I bet it's gonna be even more frigging barracudas in here Well, there you go did it I'm assuming when I get to level 10, I'll be an adult Are you ready for this skill? Oh, yeah, oh, come on, really Oh so hockey sticks are still legal according to baton tour due course rules But not for long if membership director Doug Thompson has anything to say about oh dear Fall diving is an exciting and growing field where you can risk alligators and venomous snakes for seven to ten cents That is a thing isn't it people go out and just get balls back and save money well We need to go over here. This is an actual mission by mission. I mean either kill ten of these or Kill the big thing that's it or kill humans is usually what they are What is this? Oh, it is consumed ten humans even okay? Great, right. What is it? Oh? Look at them. They've got a little tangent. Hello Lifestyle to the rich and the favors Always complaining. Oh, we could we could play a heat to reach Whichever you prefer oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, they're attacking they're red. Oh, they're attacking. Oh, I mean, let me let me up Still need to eat you Flash haha Back in the water and time for a zoom I Am kind of hurting them right to left to left apparently they're searching for me Oh, no, there's a person crawling away I'll get it for you. There you go Celebrate killing beautiful animals Then a $450 round Okay, so that's that thing done. Oh, so now we're taking out this golf dudes place Well, you know what singers have already got like a bounty on me. I may as well Go and kill more peeps right? Well eat them then come on we can only spend so long land Yeah, there you go whoop Do a little spinner move? Go on it go on there we go. Oh god. This is tough I think I need to be an adult for this because this is quite far away or any lungs Something like that. Oh They're really close to the water I can get the water I need you Beautiful Yeah, let's shoot that fence there Okay We've got four more people. Ah stop stop Hi guys. How are you doing? I'm in a good day hundreds. Oh, I can't get these guys like does this guy count Like he is technically a human right? Oh It does. Oh, no, get a water get a water. What? Oh, and I'm also being shot at Fantastic, okay. It's something else Group that'll do All right, so we need one more person. It doesn't matter as long as they're a human being like this person Then I count I Think does it? I mean I just killed two people and that did not count so that's annoying Come on come on there they are there they are come on get that's a tree. What are you doing? There we are you saw that was beautiful. Oh look another one. Wow No, I want her She's so beautiful. Oh, yeah, we got one left to get I'm still not getting any here that count oh Oh, I'm level 10. I can level up. Okay. I just need one more person this one this one this one There we go Okay, it's the settings in this game are weird I need to turn down like the music and the sound effects for the dialogue because the dialogue is so So low wait a minute a haunted Mako. Oh This thing's big Okay, I was gonna say you're doing anything because it doesn't seem like you're doing anything It's all looking at me. All right, then when you're gonna glitch out. I may as well just go for you Oh my god. I'm destroying him Now if I was an adult it's a bit like I don't know what game it was that I played But it really doesn't make too much of a difference what level you are because you're at the enemy's always level to what level you are And I can't remember what game that was but it was it wasn't too long ago. I don't know if it was horizon zero dawn. Oh My god, I'm tearing this guy apart Is he dead? I wouldn't be surprised got no things There you go Thanks for a more interesting story Look at all of this oh On the true killer of disease right now time to kill everybody. Oh wait. Whoa. Oh, can I not? Oh, you know what? We might have to go back to the grotto Enable while I'm in combat. Oh Okay, fine That freaking one barracuda apparently is cut making me in combat All right, yeah, there we go beautiful. Right. Can we fast travel now? I love investment Okay, so do I get anything new for this? No, I just sort of upgrade my regular stats Is there nothing I can do though? Not really. I just collect that stuff to gain XP the higher level I get I'm assuming that means that my health and all those ratings on the right just generally go up You're a hot. Are you a hunted barracuda? These guys are easy All right, I'll kill you Ah good great camera angle James. How's this like an enemy? I Mean, I'll take the cheap XP any day. No bless him. Is it cuz I'm stunning them Whoa, I got so much XP for that. Oh That's brilliant. Can I get in here? I have an adult now. I suppose whoosh and mine bite is always better Nums supercharged with gene altering mutagens the shark now has asymmetric on the Be out Okay, so that's that's a thing. I've also got it. Oh another one. Oh I do love me a bit of booty. Well, let's go down here. The bigger the booty the better Oh, we're a level 11 look at that Who understands that she needs to eat essential minerals to stay healthy and grow I do So what else we got here? Okay, so can I can I oh there's a pool? Look at you hogging this all to yourself We I mean she doesn't really make much of a difference. Okay, if I jump if I jump can I just whack her? What she do when she's in the water right is there anybody else gonna come to the pool hi Come to the pool it'll be great fun Okay, oh they get stunned Okay, oh that is that oh god. Oh god. Oh So as soon as I bite them they get stunned, that's why she drowned. Oh now it makes sense Well two out of eight people's good. Oh, they're doing a little dance. That's cute Yeah, oh my god game. Oh Look a Range Rover beautiful. Okay. Well, that's that one done Look at all these jumps that I got going What would you do if you saw a shark on the street doing this? Oh, no, what did a shark ever do? I'm just eating the rich and the famous Do you not like aro smith God? And I'll buy no king mackerel. Oh My precious Well take the 35 of the green DNA. That's the rarest kind of DNA Light of green guacamole and I go come in and do me me Whatever the DNA strands. Oh, I don't know. I'm not no scientist You still gotta give me points of style though Hi Are you a baddie? Or you are? Oh my god, he's glitching out. Look at him go Oh No, oh like I can't yeah, I can't wiggle the right stick Oh, yeah, just keep yeah, this is what you do. Oh, I got this. Oh, he's got no back flippin I mean tail He's still Shut up I'll whack you. I'll whack all of you. There we go. Yeah, I'll put you put you out your misery then Oh, yeah, I forgot I need you all the chunks don't I the chunks give a lot of meat a lot of XP I'm numb nams Okay, ace in the hole. I'm I don't know. I seem to be blasting through this guy. What do you think am I amazing? Oh, tell me I'm amazing All right, all right more people that jump on are you doing? Can I eat them all without going back in the water is it possible because I I I get health back, right? So can I just like constantly eat them? I Think I can you know. Yeah, I can I can do it. I could I could just stay out Whoo oh God oh god. No, maybe that wasn't such a good idea. I did really well though I got loads of them. That's a speedrunner tactic. No, we got all of that. Let's just yeah, I mean oh Come on. How can you land a shot on me when I'm moving this quick? I'm just I'm just eating the golfing community aren't I apparently that's my mission in life. I gotta get up Haha, I gotta go what they can't follow Where's the pool? Where's the pools up? Oh my god pools up here somewhere. I think no We were like level ten two seconds ago and now we're level 12 Hey, yep. I Love Range Rover's They're the sign of middle class and then I have a at least somewhat of a disposable income I've basically got legs at this point And there's another one Bounding towards you. I'm just happy to see you. I'm pretty sure you've glitched out there. You weren't outside. Oh god She's lost her. No I should really get you know what I'm gonna get another bounty on me. I'm gonna get another bounty hunter Sod it. I'm huge BAM tail what bite tail what bite? Oh, you see that? I got it Flugger there. So if I jump bite and then wha-ba Although I don't get to eat them when I do that though. That's the only downside Yes, there we go Beautiful my health is running a little bit. Oh, yeah, I'm just gonna do that I mean look they're taking damage and I'm getting health back But just I'm just charging the boat constantly while bashing the boat Eventually sinks and then they just somehow end up in my mouth. So this is what I'm gonna do It went mild. Oh look at him Pookie Pookie. Oh my god. He's wailing on me Okay, maybe this might be the first one that's gonna give me a little bit of a challenge Oh That's you know what that that's what I worry about every day I worry about getting the blue smarties in me cereal They're the worst ones I don't know if that was true Time to go deep. I ain't hunting anybody. I'm after mackerel. Leave me alone. Whoo. Oh Amaco These aren't a problem anymore. I've just grown too huge. Oh Oh, oh the game could crash What? Oh good. Okay. I'm still level 12. Oh, thank God Disevolution increases how many minerals you gain and health you heal by feeding. Oh, that's what I use it for Hey, yeah, we're gonna upgrade that take that to 50% Take that to 20%. Oh And ooh take that to 25% plus hundred seventy five Are we gonna upgrade again? And that's it. We've fully maxed it 30% mineral and 30% health. So why yes So what else? I mean we got the sonar. I mean we got the max health I mean max health just seems like a good idea, right? Let's go to max health and then let's get 400 boom and 12,000 and 350. Yeah, that's it T5 600 health and 60 boat crew knockback resistance by him. So we've got T5 mineral and T5 hearty and at least I've actually used stuff now as far as your goes I do like the electric. I can upgrade the bat. Oh wait. Hold on. I'm using the boat No, get the electric teeth on the go. I already have them. Okay. Yeah, I can upgrade those So they do more damage. Heck. Yeah, it only cost oil Flip. Yeah, right. Okay. So what we're going for? Oh, yeah, we were over there before it crashed So good news about this game I guess that if it does crash at least on There's not that many makers and if there are makers they don't seem to be a Problem or that much of a problem like when I would come across a crock or at least two of the crocs It was a big issue This is a much nicer. Oh, this is so good. I love this game. Oh my god. I love the game Oh, is that an albino? I thought it was I'm trying to get you. Yeah, there we go Got to get it. So you need the albino mackerel in order to albino anything in order to get the green DNA And the green DNA is what you need for the higher tiers now. I don't think T5 will be Oh, oh, whoa. Bye. Bye Hopping That's great. So I can go if I hold it I can hold and then go People have told me to do that so you go up Launcher miles Well, he's gone. Let's go so I can hold. Oh, can I hold you and then No, maybe I don't know. Maybe it'd have to be like a small target properly to left. Anyway, let's go for you And there's one hidden in here Here you see the local bull shark killing pretty much everything in his environment including a meco That's not well. I was a barracuda. I'll take that but I'm gonna kill you as well. I wonder what I need the DNA strands for I Seem to be just doing loads better now. I got him. I got him I want to see what happens when we complete one of those missions like all the way Because we didn't do with the flamingos in the last place if we can kill all the the Gulf people Maybe we'll see what happens if we get something extra Feel like a beanie ever for All these places look the same. I guess Will you let me in? Hello. Thank you. I just want to be in the pool Yeah, look, you've got a pet shark You're like watching me call them the drug lord who had hippos. I can't remember his name was now Wait, are the people here I can consume there are people here get in the water. Damn it You're not a seagull. You can't fly You know what son at this bit over here seems way better. I'm gonna go over here So that other place Hello Bonjour, no You get so many more points for killing human beings. Oh I did it. Oh, I only needed one more. Awesome. Okay. Well, that was super quick Let's go. Let's go kill the apex or whatever it is. I Could walk the butt Do I get anything extra for killing boats? Now you can't kill something that was never alive James You it will go this way Cut fish You thought I was a sexy sexy woman. No cut fish So many catfishes around here Okay, okay, where are you? Where are you big babuza? Oh, that's it that what is with it? These missions are weird You're weird. Okay. Just constantly click right stick in and bite. There you go. Oh lots of ah, yes by him oh Oh baby. Oh what a great Say no more. Oh hi Leave me alone. I'm one of your kind God, I spit on your cave Well, that's not very nice is it? All right. Oh, we're actually oh, we're gonna engage this guy You know what let's engage them. Let's do the big boss. Let's do the big boss Da da da da I do like how they've hidden the ground though like you get XP from killing these things We also get resources. Oh here he is Oh He likes golf balls Boru call who no borrow Okay, you want to see my new tactic I've worked on it for years Yeah It's literally just right stick in click right stick in click right stick in click not oh thrash. There you go Well, what's he doing? Right stick in click right stick in click. Okay. This isn't working anymore The frigging barracudas around helping them out. Oh, okay If it would yeah, there we go. There we go. I think we got him. Yeah when he's flashing like that We've got his dorsal fin. Oh No, oh for God's sake. Ah Damn the buttons. I want to whap them Ah ha ha Where is he? He's doing the same move over and over kind of Just want to slap them Very dignified. Oh, that did a lot of damage. Okay. Okay, never mind. Oh Stop going to the city. Oh, we got him. The make-toe is known as the peregrine fountain of sharks But as the peregrine is a land-based bird this designation means nothing He he he Well, there you go. We did the boss I Mean we got this I I'm gonna go over there for the crate because the crate's the best. I just want to take on orcas I want to take on all of it. I want to take on huge sperm whales apparently you can play as different species of shark too So that would be cool. Oh Many jumps lots of jumps and Oh Yeah, I want it Fine, I don't want it. I lied go this way Probably gonna get those landmarks that were in the golf pools. I'm assuming that's what those are Yeah Look, I don't care about you to get my way. You're in my way. They are look. Oh look what you made me do It's actually quicker for me to fast travel the place Couldn't give me the fast travel and Cut out the middle man. There it is You know what? Seems quite unfair, but you know, I'm not gonna judge. I'm gonna I'm gonna go over here and get this as well. Oh all the chests rising sea levels It made once unreachable corners of the bayou accessible and soon I will swim into your house and play your computer games. Oh It's a chest. Oh, baby. Oh When the turtle Okay, this guy doesn't even know what he's saying anymore the killing a turtle cost of her at the mutagen arm race and the water level Look a lot of this groupers. I will take care of your group a problem Okay, now that I'm an adult though. What is this gonna be? It's gonna be a crock, right? But what level 15 still? No wonder I didn't kill these take the bloody tough Yeah, just stay there. Just just just stay there. I mean, but I mean you can slide me I'm probably gonna kill you by the time you take off enough health to really. Oh my god I'm just launching them want anything anything. I've I still got level ones after me. I do Wow How are they still after me? It makes no sense kill the catfish Kill everything. Oh, I'm that thing as well. Oh god. I just want to kill the catfish. Oh so many over here Oh, yes, I can chop all of these. Yes This is easy child's play. Wait a minute. I turn on your subtitles you bugger you did you turn them off? I Guess I fly then I can make it. I Got it. I got it. I got it All I'm doing is clicking jump and all the triggers at once Eventually, I'll get them. Oh Oh, no a level five. Oh god, this is gonna be a trouble and he's gone Easy peasy on to the next one. Oh, there's a landmark Straight forward. Oh, it's underneath the floor. Oh, no, there it is What is this place a local critic once wrote the famous Beauregard was the Rodin of the bayou But Beauregard was functionally illiterate and had no idea who wrote Dan was I know who Rodin is. It's a giant flying creature that kills things. It doesn't like Godzilla very much Right Another one. Oh guys, you're watching a speed run Look at this man. Have you ever seen such tactics? Okay, there's a lot of Crocodiles here, but that's not problem. They're only level eight see look at that I have to pull the camera down as soon as I am oh, hello, mr. Croc as soon as it like goes towards the surface Since I start biting I just put the camera down because I know what what it wants to do It wants to lock me in at the surface One more and that is that done. Okay, see change. Oh, so we're getting close to unlocking the next one Gotcha. Oh It's a croc affects crocodile alligator. Oh, kid okey. I'll take you on cotton in I'm coming for you Wait, what's he doing? Is he gonna be a problem? Problem he might be But maybe not I mean he was like everything else probably not at this point I haven't even equipped my newest fins or whatever you want to call them Oh, you hurt me How could she slap I Want to slap? Oh I see hi hi if I dodge your slap and you waste it Oh Lord mr. Croc. I'll be right there. I just got to go grab this first Yeah, there it is There's a tail slap you do a couple of hits and then you'll do a tail slap and you get out of town Yep, there you go Oh Where'd he go? Oh, I flew out the water I got this But our shark is far too young to appreciate Rosie's class Yay, oh we got so much guys. Okay, I'm gonna fast travel over here and let's upgrade the shark. Oh, I'll take that So that's part of the bone set. I feel like I have something else here as well, so amphibians this This evolution allows you to survive longer and move faster on land Okay, yeah, I'd rather have that than so no so no doesn't really do much for me And if I upgrade it I 20% land speed. Oh Yes, please and You know what I think I'm happy with that. I'm gonna take all of that And that I'll do I think so. Oh look at the upgrades. We got some better health rating a better defense rating Whoa amazing. Can we go to the next place now back aboard the Cajun Queen family tensions are at an all-time high I can't but this one's like 20 feet Whatever I'll come out there. I'll do it the old man with one hand Yeah, well, maybe you shouldn't be mutilating baby sharks you tell him Nothing I like how he doesn't get some tiles. Oh, I couldn't catch the diaper. You tell me how to honor shock believe that I Mean I came down here thinking to be a good opportunity for some father's son bonding but now I don't know I Might start looking for another summer job Hey Not everybody may be a fisherman. I just Hope this whole university thing works out for a male I mean, yeah Not much else I can say really Look at my pretty face Right, so do I get to go to the new place? Oh, I do. Oh Well guys, we're gonna leave it here episode three and we've done One two three and on to the four so every episode is gonna be like another one They're eventually I'm assuming we end up here and then Look at it. This is where you'll be taking on great whites megalodons and sperm whales I'd assume or even here. Maybe I don't know but finally we're gonna break out of this whole like Canal system, but if you join up with you guys leave like until next time. I'll see you later