 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake lost his voice sounds horse what's going on everybody yeah no when you try to turn it on there's no on-button so it's a million times better than this please your first Yankees episode what'd you show him talking yanks clip from yesterday you sound sadder today the natural talking voice does sound sad yes I am on cloud nine okay that's good is it because of the hot dogs hot dogs first they showed people standing in a long line long line for dollar hot dog now you see people standing in line usually right it's for something exclusive I kind of like high price and limited these are hot dogs for a dollar and then what did they do with their dollar dogs they threw them at each other they need them and in my head that makes it more worth worth yeah no I'm happy for the people of Philly I do like that it was between the two tiers that we had a lower level and an upper level if you've ever watched the movie The Rock with Sean Connery you know that having the high ground is so advantageous they should have like caught them with the buns oh it'd be cool oh if they did like lower level you guys buy a bun and we'll buy the dogs by the dog Philly's like we don't sell them separate this almost a breakdown you were telling me about cuz you were in Detroit this weekend for the mini pony that got loose you know this almost a breakdown is a bit different cuz I'm not breaking down the action of the chase here at all I'm just gonna break down the video reporting the news because we've got a cop that definitely maybe I should take away the word definitely we've got a cop looks like it looks like a porn cop it looks like a guy in a porno shows up says excuse me miss I heard you need some help and then he smiles just like this he looks like a meme of like oh you can arrest me officer like a hot older cop and then because it's Detroit and they're not used to having wildlife when they caught the pony they just lassoed it to the back of the car and dragged it which was they didn't drag it I mean if that pony didn't keep up you think they're gonna for like three steps that pony like legs gave out and they dragged like oh shit you got to go slower Bob you think there's a video of them dragging the pony from the chair that doesn't exist what's our ideal next step is there a next level to this like like a doctor marries the reporter they adopt the pony it watches them that's like the funny closing scene they're making out in the bed and then it zooms out and when it gets out of the house the pony is just watching through I have it as like old school the screen goes all black into a little circle and all you see is the ponies head through the little circle like 1940s cartoon movie perfect I can do it with you right now let's go to the more sports where we have the sports everyone's talking about Jim curling's hot this last second shot gives team co the championship curling title Kevin co 3 2 1 9 it's co a it's Kevin co a they were saying they weren't saying co there's it was like a Hawaiian where you pronounce all the vowels I don't like it either way and that might be one of our biggest name gaps there Kevin co it's a cool name but Jim what is this league we get an all-time graphic and we get an all-time shot the graphic was amazing you love the graph like this is what he's trying to do they let everybody know a beginner could watch this clip and enjoy it and then they use all these terms he's trying to paint the guard he paints the guard perfectly it's the guard knocks the other two yellows away curling so hot I just like how much Kevin co or Kevin co a scared you see fear in his eyes he made the perfect shot everybody's celebrating and he remained scared he didn't celebrate his mouth didn't open almost like what's that disease where you're paralyzed but your eyes can move oh your whole body still but your eyes can go like this that's what he looks like yeah I think you misread that I think it's a it's a killer confidence that he knew he was about to win the game and you're about to make four other people on the other team or however many people are on a curling team really sad like that's what you saw in his eyes respect no it's a sadness that I have to kill you it's like putting down the dog oh I have to do this I am the best I'm sorry maybe like plays better in a dark place so he was just bringing up like you know happy you'll see him be happy when he gets beat oh happy for someone else that finally beat me yes some people were watching we're watching the curling from their seats maybe they used seat geek seat geek anywhere you can get a seat seat geek can take it out watch them curling Jim speaking of places with seats trains trains have a lot of seats you don't need seat geek to ride them but you also could maybe I don't know anyway the northern railway is urging passengers to stop watching porn on the train a railway firm has asked passengers to stop watching porn on board their trains telling them to wait until you get home instead that just takes away the rush and someone at home might frown upon this I don't care what a stranger thinks about me but you know my siblings or my caretaker like they don't want to see what I'm watching might be a good place to find out what you like what else are you gonna do on the train sit there and look out the window if you have a public Wi-Fi why don't you put on like you know the no the no porn restrictions that they put on our computers in like fifth grade I assume the technology's gotten better since then they're saying they have this but yet it seems they don't they've done a really bad job and again Trisha Williams chief operating officer at northern said please wait till you get home that's so boring Trish she should try it and then report back to everyone else see if she still feels the same way it would be good if there was if they had to like get a rally together and like who shows up for the team on the train that would be a crew you know who would you know who would probably go to that the employee of the week employee of the week here employed here sometimes you have a good week Trevor Ploof he shared a video of him sliding home back in 2016 which is winning him employee of the week this week there was an it was a nice slide yeah from thick boy Ploof he's also coming out this weekend for a tournament we're filming in the warehouse so we're just buttering him up a little bit you won't watch this loser congrats Trav that's true today's episode of the weekly done was sponsored by seat geek there are more than 70,000 events every single day on seat geek including concerts sporting events festivals and more Jake if you want to be at the next hot dog contest you can get a seat from seat geek you know what I'm gonna attend the next dollar dog night I'm gonna buy my ticket from seat geek gonna wait an hour in line gonna throw my hot dog right at your face and we've got the hookup use code dumb for $20 off your first purchase at seat geek that's $20 off your first purchase with promo code dumb click the link in the description to download the app they yeah I mean the lower guys are getting hit but they also love it they're the ones they want to be invited to dollar dog night and they were with that if you're picking a fight from the lower level you you're bringing it on yeah because we don't have a lot of hot dogs down there so throw us yours we'll catch them and throw it back we like the energy around this like it was friendly like we didn't see any videos of like the one guy who's like yeah usually there's one guy that's gonna throw like a coke can and that don't do that no coke can guy