 Hello, everyone, and welcome back to my second channel. I hope you're having a great day. I know I am. We're gonna be taking a look at the subreddit again today, so I'm gonna crack open a nice cold sparkling water. Let's just get right into it. Let's get right into the sparkling water, I mean. The actual content I'm gonna be talking about, that can wait. Let's get into the sparkling water and see how it tastes, guys. Mm, tastes like nothing, just how I like it. All right, I got the subreddit open. I'm gonna sort by top, and I'm gonna sort by this month. We're gonna see what kind of content we got up here today. The very first thing is something I've seen like 10,000 times over the past week, so that's awesome. This guy on TikTok did impressions of me and Drew and Curtis and I think Cody. A lot of you guys probably haven't seen it yet, so I'll watch it again. Even though for like literally days, I was like, all of my notifications on TikTok were just people tagging me in this, but I'll watch it one more time for you guys. That is what, you know, that is what I do on my channels, is watch things that I've already watched to comment on them, so let's get into it. This is Different YouTubers Discussing the Same Topic. Hey guys, welcome back to the dark alley that sits behind the local Taco Bell. I'm Oscar The Grouch. He does a good Drew impression, honestly. I feel like his Drew impression is the best one that he does, so keep that in mind. He's really leading with his best one. I mean, they're all good. I'm not trying to like shit on this guy. They're all good, but it's definitely, he put Drew first for a reason. I'm not gonna play them all in its entirety because this TikTok is a minute and a half long and it would just be a little weird for me to play this whole thing and just sit here silently watching it. Okay, let's watch Curtis. Folks. Right off the bat, that's pretty good. Curtis does that shit all the time. He's always doing that. Why does he get, why does Curtis always do that? Kind of annoying. Dude, this new TikTok trend is a, it's a doozy. Real, it's a real doozy. Honestly, almost didn't make a video about it. He got his mannerisms pretty good. I don't know how much Curtis says doozy. Is that a thing in his videos? I know he's got like folks and huh, he says huh a lot in his videos, but is doozy? Is that like a thing Curtis says? Let's Google Curtis Connor saying doozy. There's no Curtis Connor saying doozy compilation, so I'm kind of inclined to think that he doesn't actually say it that much, but all right, let's skip to the impression of me. Come on guys. Hey, what the fuck dude? I just noticed as he spelled my name wrong. What the F? Welcome to another episode of Danny makes up fake title sequence on the spot. That's a lot. I do do that a lot. Basically it's just like the grossest thing I've ever seen. So now I'm gonna make you guys watch it. So I can make money. Yeah, I mean, he pretty much got everything down. My mannerisms, the fact that I only do this shit for the money and I don't like this or you guys at all. Pretty much killed it honestly. No, I mean, I feel like the mannerisms were pretty good, especially the part, especially like how he says money. You know, I kind of talk like that sometimes. Good job dude, you did it. Yeah, it's a good Cody impression. I don't need to see anymore. That's pretty much him. Okay dude, this next post is insane, all right? You guys remember last time I did a subreddit video there was a guy that looked very similar to me. He was like, I feel like I look like Danny. And I was like, you do look like Danny. So apparently this kid doesn't actually look like that, dude. I bamboozled Danny like he does to us in the new vid. This is fake. This is what the kid really looks like, dude. Holy shit. He looks nothing like me. You scoundrel, holy cow. I actually commented on this post. I swear to God, if my comment isn't the top comment on this post, I'm gonna be pissed off. We have had discussions before about when I comment on things on my own subreddit, you guys better upvote it, all right? So let's check out my comment. Hello, I'm Downey. Oh wait, okay, it actually is, it has more likes than this one. Why is it below it? That's weird. Okay, well anyway, I commented, bro, what the fucking all caps? People decked it out with awards as I deserve. I deserve the awards for this post, actually. Mod's on the subreddit. Is there any way that we could get these awards and give them to me also? Go ahead and throw them on my comment if you can. It is my subreddit, so it's kind of fucked up to be giving other people awards on here. I hope Danny doesn't update on this in the next Reddit video, LOL. Yeah, I think I will. Fuck dude, he's gonna write a diss track on you. I mean, that'd be kind of mean. This is just some kid who did a little prank. Fuck you and your dirty little trick. You thought it was funny. It's actually sick. You're a sicko. An absolute monster. You're ugly and evil. You don't look anything like me. I thought you looked like me and you were cool looking. And now you just look like some kid. I hate you. Can we get this good band from the subreddit, actually? Mads, get this kid out of here. Yeah, this is insane. People in the subreddit were going absolutely berserk when this happened. Oh my God, legend. Ah-ha, for real, nice work. Yo, what? You fooled the whole ass community? Yeah, I gotta say it. I mean, I don't think I'm alone in saying that I think this fooled every single person. I mean, it's like flawless. Look at that. You even changed it from a toothy smile to a non-tooth smile. That's crazy, man. Good work to you. Please don't be taking the awards that are rightfully mine anymore. But other than that, nice job. Also, I just noticed the subreddit almost has 50,000 Greggs. That's kind of crazy. 300 more Greggs and we'll be at 50K. So let's get, you know, let's get up there, guys. We need more people to join. I found this on Google and I am concerned. Okay, you know what? I clicked on this post before and I saw some people commenting on it. And I feel like it's pretty clear this is a Halloween costume. I'm the emperor from the emperor's new groove. We got Laura as Isma and my friend Tim as Cronk. There's a pumpkin right here. Decorations in the background, like it might be Halloween time. I feel like it's pretty freaking clear what's going on here. This is also around the time that I had an autoimmune disorder and my knee was swollen as heck. So if that's what you're concerned about, I understand that, you know, my knee does look pretty swollen. But I saw some comments that are like, everyone please upvote this so Danny has to answer to us in the next Reddit video. What is there to answer for? Why did you wear a weird costume? You're not allowed to do that. Take that off and put on normal clothes, mister. I need to know the context. I don't get it. It's just Halloween, guys. Can we get a little bit more critical thinking in the subreddit please? I want to see some more, you know, some more thoughtful posts. It's okay to post this picture. I don't mind, you know, it's kind of a throwback. That's allowed, throwbacks. But maybe change the caption to like, I found this on Google and now I also want to dress up as Cusco, Isma and Cronk for Halloween. I guess the faces we're making doesn't really help. I don't know why we decided to pose like this, like we're all like scared. I don't remember why we were scared, but it was Halloween. So there's, maybe there was someone standing behind the camera that was dressed up as a ghost or a slendy man. Yo, okay, we got more fan art in the subreddit. Try my best LOL. Dude, this is awesome. Is this kind of like Animal Crossing style? I feel like my head looks very Animal Crossing-ass. There's a nutcracker popping out of my butt. I mean, really? What could be better than that? I'm wearing my favorite shirt, my frog shirt. This is Pog. I love it. I actually don't own black shoes. So that's the only inaccurate thing I see here. Pretty much everything else. I think you nailed my whole look, my hair and my pants. Everything's great. I'm wearing a super cute art style. Well done. This is so adorable. Well done. Wow, this is amazing. What the fuck? Well done. mods, let's go ahead and wipe these awards off here and just give them to me. And other than that, this is great. Danny Gonzalez is so cool. I wish he was real. I do too, man. I wish I was a real boy, but unfortunately I am a puppet made out of wood. I don't know who originally made this because I've seen this. I feel like I've been seeing this for like months. People keep posting this. So true. I can't believe he's just AI. Zaden was pranking us the whole time. What if you guys found out that like I'm not actually like I was like deep faking this face onto my face in every video. You can't prove that I'm not except that I did go on tour and other people took pictures of me. But I could have sewed someone else's face onto my face and then you'd really never know. I never realized. I'm so sad now. Why does that comment seem genuine? Oh shit, I never realized he's not real. I thought we all thought he was real. I didn't know all of his videos were fake. Damn, that sucks. Poor donkey, mango. I was a social experiment the whole time created by the milk boys. They created me and this whole thing's been an epic prank. The 16 years I've been making videos on YouTube. Prank, bitches. You guys got pranked by the milk boys. I rip off my face and I'm one of the milk boys. I don't know any of their names. They do pranks, right? Nelk boys. What are these guys' names? I pull off my mask and I'm Steve Nel. Oh shit, we finally have a room redesign contestant. If you guys don't remember in the last video I asked you to help me redesign my office. This one is a little bit out there. Here's my proposal for Danny's new room design. I think it would add a lot to his videos, very subtle. Okay, let's take a look at here. This is very detailed. Every surface has been defiled with my likeness. I'm on every face of the lampshade and all the picture frames on the walls, every panel of the doors, even this desk. It looks like they replaced the nutcrackers face with mine as well. Yeah, I gotta be honest. I don't think I'm gonna do this. I don't think I'm gonna do this at all. Who does to you for making this? I mean, this definitely seems like it took a long time. With every design, maybe I'll take bits and pieces as inspiration going forward. So you might not see me take this whole ass thing. I'll take maybe some inspiration from it and you'll just general vibes and stuff like that. I'm noticing little hidden things as I keep looking. There's a little face right here. Look at this, there I am. I'm also noticing it looks like there's a binary code on the frame of the door. Is this person gonna make me type this whole thing out? Oh, damn it. All right, okay, let's figure it out. I feel like this is gonna be a hidden Easter egg. Binary translator, okay. Oh my God, this is gonna take forever, dude. Zero, one, one, one, zero. Holy cow, dude. This is so weird. Why did this person do this? We've got Dan. One, one, zero, zero, one. Danny. Did I miss an N? One, zero, zero, one, one, zero, one. Danny room. It just says Danny room. Why'd you waste my time with that? I thought it was gonna be some cool ass secret message that was gonna send me on a scavenger hunt or some type of national treasure type plot. It just says Danny room. And you forgot an N, by the way. Let's see if anyone else in the comments deciphered this, the binary. What if Danny had the nutcracker with his face on in the next video would be pretty dope? Probably not gonna do that. Oh my God, this is actually so well made. And the creator of this said, thank you, I actually have each part of his room as an individual asset now. So in the furniture, I could make so many things. Why just a Danny room? Why not a meat room? I should make a meat room. I think that would be neat and definitely not disturbing. Yeah, I don't know about that. I don't know if you should do that. Add a Danny doorknob, then it's perfect. That'd be a nice little place to add my face. Two little doorknobs. I see you all asking for more Danny. I'm nothing but a man of the people. So here you go. This dude's about to add more pictures of me. Ah, okay, now I'm on the tripod. I'm up in the corner as well, down here. Dude, this is scary, man. This is weird. Dude, I think I might be the only person that saw the binary. I'm the only one who cracked the code. That's kind of crazy. Can we get some more critical thinking in the subreddit, please? Everyone should have deciphered that code, all right? We need to have a keen eye and some critical thinking skills in the subreddit. All right, any day now, someone could come along and post like a treasure map in my subreddit. Are you guys telling me I'm the only one that's gonna decipher it? I'm gonna need help, okay? Let's all think a little harder, okay? Watching YouTube alone, just me normal. YouTube when your parents walk in and it's me humping the ground. That's awesome. That's very true. I should make a YouTube video just called play this when your parents walk in and it's me just absolutely the ground, absolutely going the God of the ground. Danny doing his little dancey dance. That's a video from tour. Let's see. It's just me dancing to this Justin Timberlake song. I feel like for everyone who didn't come to the tour, this is probably a very confusing video. It's like, is this what they did on tour? Just dance to popular songs. Is this Magcon? Kind of curious to see what people are thinking about it in the comments. He dances like Ellen. That's fucked up. Take it back. Mods, can you ban this person? I think that's the underlying joke. I can't tell anymore with Danny. The underlying joke is that I dance like Ellen and that people are just supposed to get that. Oh, I get it. This is funny because he's dancing like Ellen. He looks and acts like Ellen. I get it. No, this was part of like a whole scene, a whole sketch where Drew and I were doing like a lip sync battle and Drew kept lip syncing scenes of him making out with my wife and my dad. And I was doing regular songs. So that was the joke. And also that I dance like Ellen. That was also part of it. The things I would do for them to go on tour again. I think I would like to go on tour again someday, but not today. I made a LaCroix for Danny Greg flavored. Whoa, dude. This is actually sick, but unfortunately we are not repping until they sponsor me. That's why I'm not drinking LaCroix right now. So this actually is really cool though. You know what? I would totally drink a Danny flavored or Greg flavored can of sparkling water. Sparkling water with a hint of Greg, just a hint of a grown ass man named Greg. That's awesome. This is Danny, right? People post this picture all the time and say it looks like me. And you know what? I think it does. There you go. That's a picture of my face. He looks so nervous, please. Where is this from? Dude, you posted it. Guys, this picture just showed up on my camera roll. I didn't save it. It just showed up. Where is this from? I think that's like one of the first posts on my Instagram page, isn't it? Are you really gonna make me scroll all the way down on my Instagram? I'm pretty sure that's where it's from. Oh my God, this sucks, dude. Come on. I know it is from the bottom of my Instagram. I don't even know why I'm scrolling. Wait, it's not? Oh wait, no it is. Okay. It's from my Instagram October 12th, 2014. The caption is we're having a chill night. I don't know why I posted this bland ass picture. That's definitely the top half of Danny's face on some other kid. Nope, that's me, dude. I thought he was in a hospital bed at first. This would be a dingy ass hospital, dude. No, this is the house I lived in in college and it was dingy. And this was a dirty ass recliner that came with the house. That's how you know it's disgusting. He looks like a sim. Does that make sense? Yeah, I guess so. Oh, dude. Now that's a nice fan art. That's cute. I like that. Very nice. Well done, plum six. Let's see. We got any other good posts here? Someone turned me into the spanking bear. That's gnarly. How did you do that? Ew, uncalled for, man. I hate that my ears, cause I'm like a bear, are popping out of the top of my head and poking through my hair. That's so gross. They look like rats. Oh, the person who posted this got sad. No, they are bears. They're bears. They don't look like either. Especially this one. I don't know what the fuck that looks like, but it does not look good. I'll tell you that right now. Yeah, don't ever do that again. I think we're reaching the end of the top of the month here. Let's go and look at what's hot right now. We got some fan art. That's a pretty cool little doodle. Nice job. Another doodle. Oh my God, we got a lot of doodles right now. Kudos on the doodles. Oh, that's cute. I feel like every fan art of me, I say that's cute, but they all are. Very cute. Thank you for that. I'm really gonna think about this the next time I fuck a creeper. My leopard gecko being a Greg. Yo, name it Grego. Name the gecko Grego. Name the gecko Grego. Do it. If your gecko is not already named Grego, I'm gonna be so pissed off, dude. Name it Grego. Next time I do a subreddit video, I better see a post about her being named Grego. Her name is Freckles and she's a legit Greg. No, she's not, obviously, cause her name is Freckles. Name the gecko Grego. Name the gecko Grego. Everyone chant at home while you're watching this video. Name the gecko Grego. Name the gecko Grego or throw the gecko away. Where's Waldo Danny edition? Oh shit. Oh wait, no, there I am. I'm right there. There I am. I see me. You put my face on this guy. That was an easy where as Waldo. Can we get more puzzle games in the chat? Leave Julliard alone. Okay, so we know. Oh, I saw this, dude. So after my Axel Weber video, apparently some people of my fans decided to go and leave comments on Julliard's Instagram account saying let Danny in. Don't do that. Do not do that. That was kind of the whole point of the video. It's like, hey, don't go harass colleges, right? That was like the whole point of the video. It does not make us look good. Do not do that. In general, as a general rule of thumb, if I make a video about someone, you don't need to comment on their posts. You don't need to do any of that because I already made the whole video. All the points are in the video. Everything's contained in there. You don't need to go, you know, don't put it, you don't need to put in any footwork of your own. The video is already made. Everything said in the video, it's clean, neat and simple. I'm not trying to start anything with anybody. So we don't need to go and harass anybody. It doesn't make our community really look good when I make a video and then it causes like, like I said, like the marketing intern at Julliard to have to sort through all these comments. Granted, there were like 40 when I checked. There weren't like 18,000 comments like with Axel. So luckily it wasn't like that bad, but just don't do that. How many upvotes will it take for Danny to grow a mullet? I already did. So I guess 50. I don't think I'm gonna do a mullet, guys. I honestly don't think I could pull it off. Fancy words. How come Danny uses fancy words? Who the fuck says cumbersome? I know what you mean, but out of all the fancy words you could have picked from, you chose cumbersome? That's a pretty normal word. I can't even think of a synonym for cumbersome that's not like many syllable. Like I said hogwash in a recent video. You're not gonna pick that. You're gonna harp on cumbersome, dude. What am I supposed to say besides cumbersome? Cumbersome synonym. Cumbersome. Oh, should I have said unwieldy? I guess awkward. Okay, I guess I could have said awkward, huh? Should I have said incomodious? Feeling absolutely incomodious right now, dude. I feel like that's a pretty normal word. Danny Gonzalez addresses the Kyle Shealy scandal, but it's mostly just cum. What whites? Balls, balls. God damn. Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum. Holy shit, dude. There has to be duplicates in here, right? I didn't really spend 30 seconds just saying cum, did I? This is so funny. Balls, balls. God damn. Why did I point at myself when I said balls? Balls, balls. Um, balls, uh. Cum and balls. Cum, cum, cum, shit. Butt, white butt. Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum. There aren't duplicates in here. This is really how many times I said cum. That's awesome. Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum. Dog shit, fucked up shit, peeing in a bottle. Dog shit, fucked up shit, peeing in a bottle. And dude, this is awesome. I like that. That's funny. Good job. Danny has reached nearly a billion views. Yo, 994 million views. Holy crap. I wonder how long it'll take me to get to a billion. One billion eyelash. Now I'm at 995. Dude, let's go. Probably a couple of days. Maybe like four or five days. A billion views, that's crazy. That's like an eighth of everyone in the world. I wanna know how long has been spent watching my videos. I'm gonna look that up. 18,000 years have been spent watching my videos. That's crazy. Some of y'all need to get a life, dude. Which one of you watched my videos for 18,000 years? Oh, this one's kind of cute. Danny's office makeover. Got some plants in the background. Changed the color of this, soul thing. I could see a plant vibe being kind of cool. Yeah, I've thought about getting like a, some kind of potted plant in the background. I feel like that would spice things up a little bit for sure. Well, I think that's enough for today. Thank you to everyone for submitting to the subreddit. Let's get to 50,000 members, dude. 50,000 members and we're gonna throw a party. How about that? We're gonna throw a party for 50,000. Thank you for watching this video. Bye.