 Hell yeah, what's up guys this is Chris Pike my friends call me big C back in action back in the saddle today I want to talk to you about madame web. That's right This movie just launched today, and I'm trying to figure it if I want to go see it now I haven't been a big fan of most of the latest comic book movies, but you know what? This seems pretty new so anyways I've been using the heartbeat tool as I do Taking a look at a couple of the reviews out there, and I found one that I want to share with you It's got some great moments that I think you guys are going to like and of course if you want to fall on with me h.ki Or h key, let's get into it. This one is with jeremy johns or jans. I'll try to pronounce his last name Let's go. All right, so here I am at heartbeat h.ki links in the description below And I'm just on my profile. I've clicked on moments and you'll see here I've got actually 19 moments from his review now the first one starts in a minute nine And I point that out because the first minute of his review is some nord vpn Add and you know what hey guys, we know nord vpn. Yeah, if you're looking up funky stuff or you want to be safe Yeah, just use it. But here's the thing heartbeat tool allows you to skip that first minute So here we go. We're going to click it off and start it off at a minute nine Rock and roll That's how you do an inch of rock and roll So I just wanted to share that with you if you guys are Our youtubers that are thinking about how should I start my videos? Yeah, maybe that's it So anyways, let's kick it off here. We got dakota johnson as madame web starts dakota johnson as madame web Dakota johnson's character can see the future before it happens Just a babysit these three girls who are being hunted by this spider guy That is to say he's a guy with spider-man powers. He's trying to kill them There are essentially three jane connor. She has to protect from spider terminator who wants to kill them Because of who they will become later in life. Oh, I should note that one of those three is Sydney web and uh, no, sydney sweeney not sydney web. What the hell is sydney web sydney sweeney and she is something else Anyways, let's keep for let's let's go forward I will say dakota johnson gives it her all there are moments where she's actually having fun in here Moments that feel like ad-libbed moments that actually do work in their own way I believe these moments to be ad-libbed moments because they are anomalies in this film That is to say anomalies in the script Yeah, he's about to tell you how bad this script is so He's got a weird face on him right here But anyways, let's let's listen to how bad these lines are in his opinion, of course There are lines and moments delivered in this movie You can almost feel someone step in while they were filming and be like no no ad-libbing Read the line exactly as it's written in this script. It has a few screenwriters attached to it Two of which wrote morbius. Can you do that? They are indeed awful because this script is hot All right, so jim carrey wants his personality back. I got him on line one here. What the heck was that? That was in between jim carrey and a horse that uh, yeah anyways guys, uh, kind of funny, but uh, yeah Uh, recycled, uh, but anyways, yeah, the script's hot garbage is his opinion And you know what from the little bits that i've seen so far i gotta i'm gonna sign with this guy here Let's get forward a little bit more though. I've got a moment entitled help me. Let's see what this one is Yeah, so we have an emergency response person who's got people Reaching out to her that need help and she turns them down. This is just absolutely nonsense Uh, yeah, sometimes, you know, I look past those types of things in good movies But in bad movies, you just go why why the hell would what is this like? Why would this even happen? But anyways, apparently this happens in Madam web. So anyways, let's skip forward a little bit here Let's talk about the three other people in the movie. Uh, they're uh, Not completely interchangeable apparently they've got their own unique personalities. Let's hear about that Also the girls who are being hunted by spider guy They have their own characters. I'll give them that they distinctly feel different. They have their different personality types But I still don't know any more about them. That's that's the extent that the movie gives me They're there to be saved their playstation trophies Yeah, they're playstation trophies That's one way to put it but guys, I mean, this is the this is the problem with a lot of movies in general But comic book movies in particular like the antagonists the the side people the the The non protagonist characters. They're just cardboard cutouts like they have no personality. Why are they even in it? Apparently this movie has more of that or more of the same Let's skip forward a little bit more here when we talk about I've called this one deep as a puddle Let's hear this there's a couple of dialogue moments But again, it's just dialogue moments the movie tells it doesn't show that illusion of character aside They're no deeper than say People in the mall and dead rising you need to save from the zombies You don't need to care about these characters any more than you have to care about them past the capacity of Oh, gotta save them because So there it is guys the characters are forgettable. They just there's nothing going on there. They're just again cardboard cutouts You don't buy into their backstory or anything. Yeah, just you know, it's it's becoming a cliche It even even in the equalizer three like the villains were just nobody's I just could care less about them But anyways, uh, this is what's going on with the latest video the latest movies Let's skip forward to the villain. He talks about the villain and what he likes doesn't like about the villain As for the villain Ezekiel Sims Spider guy who's not spider-man but has spider-man like powers Yeah, he's forgettable guy with spider powers wants to kill these girls to alter the future. So he lives Terminator played by Tahar Raheem. I don't know much about him to be honest I don't expect actors to always do the heavy lifting Like I said, this this dude was shot in the knee from the get-go because he's in this movie with this script Not everyone's going to be raw julia and street fighter as bison elevating this shit out of the content Yeah Bison raw julia epic watch this one matt smith and morby's being like, okay, read the script I'm gonna have at least one scene that's gonna go viral If it can't be good, it's gonna be memeable. This poor guy was in a movie They just made him boring and to be fair to him. There were moments where he was saying things His lips did not match what he was saying Yeah guys, did you ever watch those 1970s kung fu movies where bruce lee would talk and then The audio would try and catch up and vice versa and his lips would move and then the audio would kick in well Not the scene but Similar concept though is his voice you heard there were just scenes where he was like we must find them And they must die and we've seen enough spider-man movies played enough spider-man games You know when spider-man is running along a building and he's swinging and he's flipping and he's doing his thing His voice sounds like it's coming out of a body that is doing those acrobatics So that is another big issue with the movie The audio does not move with the villain. What the hell were they saving on budget or did they just hire a bad audio person? I don't know. I got another moment here. Uh, it's called chuchu. Let's check this one out It's a cinematic train wreck with the worst script of the year so far. I get it. It's still pretty early in the year Still feel like it's gonna hold that title for a while It's a mess that lacks cohesion a superhero film that once again has shoddy CGI and action sequences A forgettable antagonist and a protagonist that feels like madame web in name only So there is the summary. Maybe we should have started off with that But uh overall it sounds like a pretty bad movie. I'm gonna skip it. This is jeremy jen's review guys I've got I think the best moments from his review there using the heartbeat tool h.k or h key give it a crack Thanks for watching