 No mom Star Wars the Force Awakens is not the first Star Wars film. You're watching them in the wrong order Right, okay What you're gonna want to do is get your hands on Star Wars episode for a new hope the original unaltered cut If you want to watch them in the correct order and not be opposing piece of shit After watching all three original films four five and six you're then going to watch episodes one two and three Exactly right the numbers don't line up. That's intentional. That was Lucas's vision When you get there I want you to take note that the graphics and acting go a wildly different direction Making it feel more disconnected than the relationship I have with my son Todd Yeah, Todd's your grandson mom. Anyway, once you complete the prequels, we're then gonna move on The prequels. Yes mom. That's what they call them. Mmm. I didn't think this was gonna be so difficult to explain mom There is the prequel trilogy the original trilogy the sidequals the sequel the animations the Disney plus spinoffs It's not that complicated Which reminds me after you finish episode two the attack of the clones are gonna need to watch all seven seasons of the Clone Wars Animated series this will give you much better insight into what's happening with the Sith and the rising Empire Plus it won't make Anakin seem like such a needy little really hate sand You'll get there now I will tell you those animated episodes are not in the correct order as they originally aired Yeah, I will be running by a show schedule So you know which order to watch them in once you get to that point with the Clone Wars out of the way We can start the bad batch, which is only one season in so far. It's an ongoing show So you will have to circle back eventually in the meantime. I'm gonna have you check out solo Which is a Han Solo spin-off prequel film starring Alden Aaron Reich as the titular character. Oh Yes, I realize Harrison Ford was the original character and he's dreamy and blah blah blah blah blah But the truth of the matter is he's old mom just like you and he's useless and can't pull off a young character anymore So deal with it. This movie had to be made It's an important film to watch because we learn critical information like how we got his blaster or his last name and That Lando may or may not be in a relationship with a computer from there We masterfully and seamlessly move on to season one of Kenobi on Disney Plus featuring a spry Ewan McGregor who a couple years later will be played by Alec Guinness in A New Hope the transition is Perfect Star Wars Rebels another animated series that went four seasons and yeah, absolutely should be on your Radar the nice thing about this mom is almost all of this can be found on Disney Plus Because they own everything You know everything After taking a break at Moe's Isley Tavern We head on over to Andor a brand new series that will act as a bridge into Rogue one a Star Wars story The spice is right with this show mom and once you're done Guess what you get to rewatch episodes four five and six just so you can appreciate how truly great They are because let's face it up until this point. You've mostly been ingesting dog Now this is where the fun begins It's of paramount importance that you also watch the Star Wars holiday special Which resides between Star Wars a new hope and the Empire Strikes Back? You'll like this one mom because it features a golden girl No, it's be Arthur. Thank you for being a friend Da na na na Travel down the road and now that you've gotten your beak wet with the holiday special I highly suggest you watch the two Ewok spin-off films before going in to return to the Jedi I'm of course referring to the caravan of courage and the Battle of Endor Top off your meal with some blue milk And then we're off to the pod races with the Mandalorian the first two seasons of Mando are safe to watch but then you What mom? Mando is short for Mandalorian. Oh my god. I implore you to keep the up with me right now I am really quickly running out of patience with you after two gripping seasons You will then head to your nearest Sarlacc pit and grab the book of Boba Fett This is critical to watch because not only does it feature Boba Fett in it? Everybody's fan favorite from the past it also acts as Mandalorian 2.5 That's right. Two of these episodes for whatever reason are Mandalorian episodes So you're not gonna know what's going on in season 3 of Mandalorian Which is currently in production if you didn't watch the last two episodes of the book of Boba Fett It's just good writing It just makes sense Star Wars Resistance It's an animated show that takes place 34 years after the events of Star Wars a new hope and features a plucking new cast of characters including Poe Dameron and Now finally mom we're at the movie you stupidly started with Star Wars a Force Awakens So yeah, not quite the first movie in the Star Wars franchise. Is it mother? Not even Glenn Close You're now clear for takeoff to watch the next two in the trilogy the last Jedi and the rise of Skywalker What do you mean? There's not this much Star Wars to watch. Are you saying I'm full of Sith? You're full of Sith. They're shooting like five more shows as we speak Now it sounds like you got quite the busy week ahead of you So go on out find that Star Wars a new hope work print Get to watching. Love you mom and may the force be with hello, mom. Hello unreal Try to help people