 We could make a better exorcist rip-off. If you're coming, Father, can I interest you in a brandy? My liver tells me I shouldn't, but, God, I'll take the whole bottle. Drunker! Father Davy Cross. It's an honor to meet you, Father. I need you to go to the liquor store for me. I need a two-four of beer, a box of wine, and a bottle of whiskey. The large one. Are you sure you shouldn't sober up first, Father? Why? You're not drinking, Davy. I've been under-wagging for ten years. May God help you. Why don't you drink some water, you cocksucker motherfucking drunk? It is booze that gives me my power. It is whiskey that commands you. It is vodka that commands you. It is beer that commands you. It burns! It burns! The response, Davy. I don't even know what the hell you're talking about. None of this stuff is in the Bible. Your mother drinks blood, light, and hell. The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! You're drinking too much, Father! The power of Christ compels you! Why don't you drink, Davy? Just take one fourth of the road. I'm on the wagon! Father Davy Cross, you're under arrest for child abuse and killing this old man. I need a drink. What's up? You know, just making a smoothie. We need to talk. Yeah, about what? Well, I noticed you haven't been drinking much lately. Well, you know, it's trend stage shape. Canada Day's coming up. I need you in drinking shape. Canada Day, that's right. I'm gonna need your help, man. I'll show you how it's done. Teach me. I can do it. I forgot to make a special batch for Canada Day, but I did get a couple of beers from the liquor store. Better be Canadian from our little break, and we're starting season three of Frightfully Forgotten. But to start things off, what are we drinking today, Justin? Well, we're drinking plain old, life-giving, nourishing water. If you want the recipe, click the link above. Today, we're gonna be talking about one of our favorite parts. I can't do this. What? This. A vacation from ourselves? Well, when you said we were gonna take a month off, I thought that's what you meant. No, I meant to get a busy time of years, Christmas, New Year's, there's a lot going on. Not this. You really think it's all that bad? I can't even look at myself with a mirror. I look ridiculous. I'm getting rid of it right now. Did you leave your horror movie request? I actually forgot it. I just ordered one of your t-shirts and it came, and it was crawling with b- What was that? You said you wanted to do a new intro, just like that one. I was kidding. Kidding? Yeah. That took a lot of time to put together. What can I tell you, man? It's garbage. Hey, you ready to watch this week's request by Jason Willis? Oh, yeah. Missolium. What did you just say? Missolium. It's mausoleum. No, it's pronounced mausoleum. You're just fucking wrong. Hey, man, don't say I'm wrong. You'll be sorry. Or what? You'll put me in a mausoleum? Mausoleum. Mausoleum. Mausoleum. Mausoleum. Say it. Say it. Mausoleum. Mausoleum. Mausoleum. Mausoleum. You wicked dream last night. Really? Yeah. I had this awful nightmare. Really? What was your dream? It was pretty wicked. We were running around the city. We were kind of re-enacting like this 80s, 90s sitcom kind of deal. We were like heroes. It was wicked. But that was my dream. Really? Okay. Ready to watch another patron requested movie? Oh, yeah. Almost human by Umberto Lindsey. Sounds like it's a great Italian whore flick. Yeah. This isn't a whore movie. Oh, yeah. Man, I found some great costumes for today's episode. How big is that cake that you bought, by the way? Party-sized. Say, you think these pants are too tight? Good God. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Nosferatu. Happy birthday to you. Blow out the candles. Blow out the candles. Blow out the damn candles. You're getting a little closer man. You're getting a little... Hey hey. Nosferatu's on fire. Hey, guess what? I just got a movie request for a movie called Nightlife. Oh, NightBread, The Clive Barker movie. No, Nightlife. Night shift? Isn't that a comedy? No, Nightlife. Are you hearing what I'm saying? I haven't seen 30 days of night since it first came out. What the hell are you talking about? doing over there anyway I'm editing this week's episode yeah yeah I'll watch life force later don't worry nightlife nightlife and no pee plot of this movie reminds me a lot of when you first bought your house and you thought it was haunted huh Adam is coming over to see my new house I am going to Justin's house to see his new house I think my new house is haunted oh see and the name of the father son and holy ghost leave this house your tables at an angle oh I did not notice everything's all right now come on come on I want to see what happens just because I had a nightmare about a church doesn't mean my hand's gonna go through the mirror oh I got a phone call from Steven Bay he wants us to do spiders now back to the mirror see I told you that hat thing only works in the movies damn oh oh we got another patreon request oh from who from Stanley Zurich silent madness 1984 in 3d whoa I kept in car hey what you up to nothing have you seen that new Texas chainsaw massacre movie that came out on Netflix oh so it's a sequel to that 2017 leather face movie no oh so it's a sequel to Texas chainsaw 3d uh-uh so it's a sequel to the remake nah it's a recoil to the prequel of the remake what the hell does that mean I know direct sequel to Toby Hooper's classic original sequel Texas chainsaw massacre part two I think it's a sequel to the original one another one of those something tells me we're gonna need a lot of booze for this okay I'll grab a keg and head on over so he says to me my favorite horror series of all time is the Conjuring so what'd you end up doing I threw him off a bridge yeah actually throw him off a bridge oh look we got a new a patreon request from John Adano for the dentist 1996 did you actually throw him off a bridge whoa hold on a second here looks like we got another patreon request by Mark Miller for what uh Uncle Sam Uncle Sam yeah better just keep hitting me with this stick before we get started is everyone present for the frightfully forgotten season 6 production meeting it's just me you're supposed to answer present present everyone present and we have someone taking meeting minutes I can take them just in taking minutes you know do we have to do this now it's 3 o'clock in the morning I gotta go to work in a few hours yes yes we have to choose an underrated part six horror movie to kick off season six how about Freddy's dead movie should be forgotten Halloween six I saved that for October well I don't know how about leprechaun back to the hood oh god no well children of the corn 666 the return of Isaac I can't think of any good part six horror movies maybe we're going about this all wrong it's dead of winter it's January it's Winnipeg how about an underrated snowbound horror movie hmm all right well how about the shining miniseries people have been asking us to do it shining miniseries perfect man I can't believe that we're on season 6 already yeah and I think at one point we're estranged for 15 years the best friend of Justin Bush walks out of the past he teaches his friend how to brew in the basement but I want to drink yes so did I when I was your age I am your age a boil over destroy that case best friends each believed the other had perished 15 years later they were reunited Adam was drunk and Justin got so I'm not like Adam okay I'm not a drunk I review movies on YouTube that's who I am that's what I do