 Hello, hi, welcome back to another video. It's been a bit. My life has been weird. Haha, just laughed the pain away. We are here on fucked up foods. Justin told me that I should do a video on this, but I've also seen some of these tweets doing the rands. It's kind of self-explanatory. It's just an account that posts a bunch of food that looks fucked up. So let's look... Uh, what is this? I want ingredients for this. Like what are the teeth? Are those real teeth? Is that edible? These look like just little chocolatey things. These look like slim gyms or Vienna sausages. This just straight up looks like a sponge. That's horrible. I wonder if this would look good. Be good. Maybe I'll do a video of trying fucked up foods. I thought this was... I was about to skip this because I was like, okay, I think this is fine. Because I thought it was mashed potatoes, peas, and then cranberry sauce, which like, still not great. Full English hot breakfast. How hot could it be? Right, my pizza possum filling was inside. I was also feeling intoxicated. I don't know if I would be able to eat it. Like it looks so real. I was about to say it looks so good as in like the way that it looks real. Therefore it looks good, but that doesn't really work here. Oh dude, I'd fuck with this honestly. This is not fucked up food. I love every time I go to McDonald's, which is not really frequently, but I always get a quarter pounder, extra onions, extra pickles. This gives me the ick, if you will, the same as people who eat cereal with water. My brother will do it sometimes, not to call out my brother, but I've seen my brother do it on multiple occasions and it makes me so upset. I have like a visceral reaction to it. It's so fucked up. Andrew, I'm calling it, it's fucked up. For someone who loves cereal as much as you do, my brother would probably eat cereal for every meal if he could. He is, you know, an entrepreneur in the cereal world. He's tried them all. He's wheeled and dealed, but the fact that sometimes he uses water instead of milk, and if you have a dairy issue, that's fine. There's milk substitutes, but water shouldn't be one of them. The name of this is so bad. Potted meat, although it's vague. What kind of meat? I guess it does say made with chicken pork added? What? This is what happens when you touch his gum drop buttons. Why did you put, oh, why did you put a hot dog in a cookie? The sandwich man, American hot dog. What did they do to my boy? They massacred my boy. Now I feel like I don't really have the qualifications to judge this because I can't have peanut butter, but BB and JN rice paper is so upsetting. It looks like he's just put cling wrap around peanut butter. Oh, that's so bad. Hot dog squared. I think these are egg whites, but really God knows. I found them on the back of the freezer and put them in this bag. Wait, hold on. You found them just open? Because then you said and put them in the bag so they weren't in anything. I'm assuming, oh no, not the crusty. Be honest though, would you? Let me know in the comments. I don't really like egg, like I like eggs kind of, but too much egg makes me want to die. And this is way too much egg. This is like actually making my stomach hurt. Bigs in mud. This looks like the pie that I made a Markiplier makes. This is what that looks like. I've made this before. They put the Snickers in the fuck. Is it true that they took away the vein, the dick vein? You see how it has the vein? Did they do it? I can't have Snickers, so I wouldn't know. Does the vein make it better? Okay. No, no. Coast Lodger. Coast Lodger, no! I can cheat. No. Cormie. No. No. No. What is, hold on, what is this? Is that cotton candy? It looks like a lung. Is this what gay people's lungs look like? Ah! Ah! It looks like the woman from Shutter Island. Come. Surprisingly, this is the least repulsive thing I've seen in this. Also, I love eggnog. God. It's a great, like what it just looks like beige cum. God, I made this. Again, I made this. God, it's un-selling. Hollandaise sauce! Why? Oh, this is actually probably wouldn't be that bad. Like sauce and milk kind of go together. Here, hold on, hear me out. You know what I mean, though? If you're having like lasagna or pasta or something, you get like hot swats, but then you have like a glass of milk, it's kind of nice. So this might be okay. I don't want to try it. I might try it. Woo-hoo, great, great deal. Woo-hoo. Now this is an evening. I'm actually fucking nauseous. This is, Jesus. Guys, I can't do this anymore. I can't, I can't look. I'm getting upset. So we're gonna go to fucked up looking hair. From the side view, I thought that was meat canyon for a second. This is a little better, as far as me feeling nauseous. Okay, me feeling nauseous. Gonna look like Frodo. A lot, actually. You guys want to see my worst haircut ever? I feel like I've shown it before. I can't find the photo because I think my mom deleted her Facebook, but I went to my brother's graduation and I got the worst haircut that I've ever had in my life. And I think this is shortly after they just went. Shush. I mean, is what I'm working with much better right now. Probably not. I am going to end this here. Maybe I will try and make this looks like a lamb's hoof. Maybe I will try some fucked up foods. You know, maybe I'll, maybe I'll try some of them. Why, you know, just to experience something in life. You know, just to, oh my God. Okay. I gotta go. I'll see you guys later. Bye.