 I'm not high enough at halftime, I'll go hit it again, but we'll see. Look at that little baby. I'll take that! I'll take that! I will take that! Feed it to him, and you gotta pick up soon. Wait! Wait! Did that give me an assist, for honest? Find him in the corner. Ruby's on target! No way. Yo, I saw the three-letter abbreviation on your team. I figured you might be. I'll take that. I'm gonna get that. Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! A good old-fashioned mismatch. Iguodala. Kit guard, Karim! In fact, let's get a great shot up. Jordan to the rack! Bucket. Bucket! I can't believe how quickly it's coming, but I should be used to coming so quick by now. But seriously, we're cranking out a lot of Wii O2 games. It's only July. I could probably get all the way through season four before Madden 23 comes out, so I'm super excited. And some of you may think it's an unorthodox call to keep the deranged RZ on after the last loss, but you haven't watched episode 11, one of the best games. It's sick, so check it out. But for those of you that did see it, I think we played awesome. We got a little bit robbed there at the end. We played an awesome game. We kept it close. We didn't crumble under pressure. I think we just got a little bit unlucky, honestly. I would have jumped for that shot a hundred times out of a hundred. How many times is it a foul? I don't know, but I'm jumping for that shot every single time. I'm not letting Curry shoot uncontested. Either way, Arden, Kobe, Yanis, Karim, Hakeem, heroes Michael Jordan, Nicholas Batum, Bill Russell, Chris Stas, Borzingus, Robert Ory, and Larry Bird have gotten us all the way to this finale episode. We refined ourselves. Six wins and five losses. Remaining on our cheat sheet is a 12 hour stream or in a thousand push-up streams. So no matter what, you guys are getting extra content. I've decided I will be live on Twitch for this no matter what. I think it's just MMG69. I don't go live on Twitch that much. It's kind of random. Sometimes I'll go like three weeks straight, just playing Warzone every day, and then I'll go on a trip and then I'll quit. So whatever. Don't come to Twitch and subscribe to me thinking that I'm gonna be a consistent Twitch streamer. It's not gonna happen. If you do wanna see me live though, we have MMG live, so it's all good. Way too much talking to say, find me on Twitch. Probably the day after this video post. When is the video post? Yeah, catch me on Twitch Monday the 11th. I'll be live on Twitch. We'll also have an MMG live, so probably after. I'll probably after. But it'll be fun. Whether that's a 12 hour stream or in a thousand push-up stream will be determined by today's video. You guys know the rules by now. The Houston happy endings, you know what? We played so much better than last season. I think last season I played significantly worse players. Like I would play the bummiest of bums. I think it's probably because there is an elo system and the game knew I was bad. And now that I'm getting better, it's matching me up with better players. That's what I assume. But despite being six and five, I'm really proud of our squad. So without further ado, let's spin this wheel, add to our squad before we close out another banger season of Wheel of 2K. Ooh, it's Siri picks a promo. This could be absolutely insane. It could be horrible. And here in theme, you can see there's like, I don't know how many promos there are, but there's a shit ton. So we're gonna start at the start, which is all. I'm gonna Siri pick a number one through 40. And then whatever number she lands on, we're gonna click to the right that many times. Siri, pick a number one through 40. I don't know how to respond to that. Siri, you're a whore. You've slept with every single computer in this house. You have every single sexually transmitted disease that a human can have. More than me. Siri, pick a number one through 40. Or wait, I was just sitting there staring at my Amazon Alexa calling her Siri. Oh, no, no. Alexa, pick a number one through 40. I'm so sorry. Between one and 40. It's 15. 15. By the way, you have a new notification. Alexa, you don't ever speak unless spoken to. By the way. Alexa! Alexa! Alexa! Shut up! Women, am I right fellas? 15, dude. Tell me why that could almost be invincible. 12, 13, 14, 15. Ooh. Okay, dynamic ratings are kind of ass, but I know they have dark matters. I'm almost certain they have dark matters. So this could be good. I don't know how I feel about these cards too much. Yeah, yeah, because that dynamic rating is honest with so trash, bro. I just think this is like, this must have been an earlier promo where these cards were good at maybe one point. But, all right. I'm gonna get Embiid out of pity. I'm gonna put Embiid in for Sedi Osman. Just as a meme, he's not kidding. You know what? We'll give him a single minute. I'm beat with one minute. Let's see if you can do, buddy. Dude, I'm gonna be pissed if I get a challenge now, though, that necessities me to score with my newest player. Ooh, that would be tough. Challenge wheel is up! And one of our most crucial games on the line. Let's see, dear. Score a half-court shot. We haven't got that one in a year. Oh, it's still going to be this. Score a half-court shot. I don't know if I have ever successfully done this. Because I always heave up the half quarters if I have a shot, but I never, I don't think I've ever made one. Dude, I don't know what 2K it was. It might have been like 2K20. But there was a 2K where you made like 25% of full court half-court shots. I think it was 2K20. It was like fucked up. It was so broken. Either way, I have to make one half-court shot in this game. Most importantly, I need to win. A 12-hour stream is a significantly bigger commitment than an 1,000 push-up stream. I think. It'll be fun though, either way. Kobe Bryant, Steph Curry, Whimmy Butler, Shaq. Most importantly, we need to dub. That's like the only thing I'm thinking about right now. His three-letter abbreviation is BBC. Ooh. Look who just ended up on- No! And ripped that pass. Wow. Good deal. Good deal. All right, should be a bucket. Oh, on Shaq's head. Might have another good game on her hands. Wow. He shoots those. Contested. Very good. Karim, Karim, Karim! I almost said Hakim. I had too many Eames and Oms and Ooms. Good! Batum, Karim, Hakim. Buttered in my fucking face because I'm not paying attention. Gonna go the screen and roll here. Oh, good cut. Oh, what? I didn't get that pass. That's okay. Well, I'll give up the two over an uncontested Curry 3 is an uncontested Curry 3. It's guaranteed points. Seven to four. This is looking like it's gonna be a tough game, too. It all looks like it's gonna be pretty effective today. This, that's pretty funny. Pretty lucky. Nine to eight. We're consistently scoring on it. It's not easy. This is not gonna be a free game, but I feel like it could be a close game. And it's just gonna be up to the better player to win. I'll tell you what I really like about this game better than last game is I'm already scoring a lot more than my power forward set. Last game I had two points. Kareem and Hakeem each. Have you guys ever seen me win a game where those two don't score? You're gonna let invincible Yannish? Why did I miss that? No shots. I just pulled up uncontested. Yannish to the rack. Let's do what you're born to do, baby, and miss. Oh, go off here. Let's get it stopped. That is so amazing. All right, James. All right, James Harden. Yes, sir. Yann but Hakeem. Monster board. Kareem for three. Got him. Yann, I'm running out of voice here. Kareem has 11 and he's five for six. Holy shit. Is he close to going? He's close to his takeover. I know Steph Curry did not just slam on Hakeem. Kareem's about to get his takeover if I can get a good bucket here. Got to him, lady. Drills it. Now he's up by six. Harden taking it in strong. Back to Kareem. I need it. Let's go. He's still close to his takeover. That would be big if we could get that. Shoots a turnaround. Nothing going. Four point game. Holy shit. Gonna have to play through Jordan and Bill Russell, I think. Step back. Oh, that was full two step back, but I'll take two on the layup. Hey, you know what? He stopped him one time. I'm pretty proud of him for that. Low key. Uh-oh. Cross with Bill Russell. Spelling up. Dude, Bill Russell is either. Oh my God. 60%, 60%, 9% for 59%. Bill Russell is either fucking cracked or just horrible. He has no barometer. He has no in-between. Oh, Jordan, what a move. Cut the four point lead down. Beautiful. Ice cream going nowhere. Jordan with a foul. Oh, dude. Great defense, boys. Great defense. Let's go. Let's keep it up. Oh, William? No, I'm stupid. I hate myself. I started to get a rhythm. Then I stand on the top of the key and try to shoot three is the Bill Russell. Low key though, he's an invincible. So he probably has 99-3 or some shit. Oh, okay. Go on a break. Just left Lamello wide open. Oh, I didn't make defensive adjustments. That's why. Tight, tight, and no help. All right, he's going off ball. Porzingis is setting the slowest screen of all time. But also that's Lamello on Porzingis. 20 points in the paint. It's my kind of game. And he tries to go for the flashy dunk, which makes it like infinitely harder. Shit, I just had a fast break and I sold it. Good recovery defense. Oh, what a move. What a move Lamello just cooked Bill Russell. But now it's Lamello on Billion. I hate you, Billion. Higher possession turns into an and one from Mike. 26 to 26. That's probably going in. Okay, wasn't the like best shot ever. Getting a screen here. He stays high on it. Oh, Embiid. Embiid with this one minute. Embiid, two points, one minute of basketball. Great work, buddy. Damn, ooh, Harden in uncontested. Embiid back to Harden, back to Jordan. Let's set up for a better shot. Screen, Clay Thompson all falls, killing me. Oh, but now, and fucking Embiid. Oh, Jordan, you're so cracked. Robert Horry, fucking free. Robert Horry. Pass that, offensive three seconds. I was trying to bait the pass. I wasn't even thinking about offensive three seconds, but two point lead here. I don't think I've ever led by more than two. So if we can get it right now, I'll be a happy camper. I'm going for the step back, dude. No, what do I say? Every time I get in a rhythm, I do some stupid shit, no. He's gonna have last shot if he wants it. See what he goes for here. Get up, hook, Jesus. He does not have last shot. And D-Way, it's floundering back there. Hakeem, shit. Marcus Saw has written me so many times. 30 to 30, I gotta start bounce passing. What do I have, beat a bounce pass? That's what I gotta do. Whatever, I can tell you right now, I am in the perfect elo. I am getting matched up with people exactly my skill up. 30 to 30, I have to hit a half court shot for my challenge. Now my challenge would help me for next season, but right now I'm more concerned about the win. So I'm gonna worry about that first, slam. Karim is back in who has obviously been dominating just so much. See if he can continue that. Hakeem on Shaq, I'm okay with this. Good D! Got a screen here from Hakeem. Ooh, almost could have fed that pass. And no, wait, what? What's this guy built out of fucking, oh my God. Just gotta heave one up and hope I get the board. Holy shit, I thought for sure Hakeem was gonna post up that rookie. Now he's built like a take. Kobe boxes Tatum, so we're good there. Hakeem on Jason Tatum, we love to see that. Baseline reverse slam, 34 to 30. Keep playing through the centers. Oh, he's got a mismatch on center if you want to. Ooh, be honest with the rip. Kobe with the lane, harden. Good pump fake, let's just be smart. Oh shit, that was not supposed to be a shot. That's a pump fake and then a pass to Hakeem. Dude every time this game that I've gotten in a rhythm, I make a stupid mistake and he gets it right back. It's why I can't pull away with this lead. I gotta, I gotta confirm. And bizarre animation there, but I know Hakeem's free throws, I should be able to hit him. We just gotta get on the run and make no mistakes and we will pull away. But Tumon Jimmy takes a trash shot and drills it. That's fucking pure luck dude. I'm fine with that. Hakeem going up strong. I just said Hakeem and that's Karim, but Karim is an animal right now. Absolute animal. Take another trash shot. I'm fine with that. That last one was fucking ugly. That's dog water too. You fucking, just guaping contested shots with no green. Whatever. Yup. Take that switch all day. That's a bucket all day, 40 to 38. Go ahead, go ahead and shoot that shit. You will start missing. I'll stay on, he's gonna pump. Good. Oh, shack free throws actually. I don't really think it matters how good the shack is. There's no way these should be easy. Can you really hit two of these? Oh, somehow I got fouled on that shack. That was pumping. All right, you know what? He got build out. I got build out. We're even though. Jordan, three for three. Full stamina Hakeem and a full stamina Karim. Why did Jordan go under those screens? Step back. Jordan! What a bum! I will shoot the three baby. You don't know shit about me. All right, but then I'm out of position because I'm fucking celebrated. How anticlimactic every time, bro. I'm telling you, every time I do some crazy shit. Billiom? Oh, got caught. Got caught. No! I fucking switched that already. I said no help. I was up by five, now I'm down by one. Billiom on Lamello. Big boy. You're so fucking weak. I'm so sick of him. Why are they doing this? Dude, look at my defensive settings. Why do they keep doing that? Screen help rules, no help. Drive help rules, no help. Off ball tight, on ball tight. Oh, D-Rose bucket. 47-49, he's on a huge run. He's on a 9-2 run right now. Oh, his body and bill fucking rustle in the paint. That's how comical this shit is right now. Step back. D-Rose way too deep. I can't hit that. I need a huge, I need a huge fourth quarter with my starters in. Strain together, stops. Play good defense. Play the basketball game. Lamello on Kareem is his first shot for Chihau. I'll do it. I'll do it! I'll do it, Kobe! 51-50. Let's go, Yanis. Boxing. Oh, I'm there. Yup, he passes off it. Oh, will he get that off? I don't think he got that off. That's at zero. I get that there were some shenanigans with Bill Russell down there, but Kareem's not gonna make the same fucking mistake. I love that mid-range. That's beautiful shot. 55-54. See what he wants. Oh my God, are you kidding? Three point game really need to stop here. Oh, we get it! Kobe with a rip! Yes, sir! Kareem on Lamello, kind of scary. He's thinking about this, too. Trying to break his ankles, nothing going. Kareem playing great, he ran up. He knows how to run plays. These guys are fucking geniuses. Let's go. Two minutes left in the game. We're hanging in. I was not supposed to be that far off of him. That was entirely my fault. Kareem, contested! It's James Harden. He's gonna hit the fucking free throws. Let's go. I'm breathing like I'm shooting free throws myself right now. No, sir! No, sir! Tries to throw in an oop! Yon is wide open! Scream! I'm in a 32 in this ball game. He's gonna run up. Oh, horrible shot! Horrible shot! And I just lost the rebound. I had position in everything and I lost the rebound. I'm calling time out. My starters need to be in. Let's get him some gas. I like Theros in. I like Kobe in. I like Yonis. I almost like Jordan's got full energy. I'm bringing Jordan in. Out by one, it's his ball. That should have been my ball, too. That was trash. Fucking horrible shot, of course. Of course, Shaq just boards another horrible shot. Got position, let's go. I'll take this up the court with Hakeem. Hakeem on Lamello! What a time! We will take that. Goes for the step back. No, I did it again. I keep forgetting that Lamello is a goddamn power forward. Let's go. One stop, boys. One stop. He's gonna think this one up. He's probably running a play. He's probably running a play. I'm there. Take the two. Get that shit on it! He's gotta shoot. He's gotta shoot instantly. That's the fucking target! Oh, Deshaun. 70! 66! It's fucking go. That game was wild. Holy shit. Fucking disgusting God. Karim Abdul-Jabbar. 25 points. Three rebounds. One assist, one block. 11 for 14. I cannot stress that enough. That is insane. One for one on threes. Two for two on free throws. Those massive free throws at the end. Jordan had 12. He was four for four with a three ball. Hakeem had 10, six, and two. I'm back to my old style of basketball in the season finale. Let's go. And that lands us at seven and five. So I will have an 1,000 pushup stream. So if you're confused on that, the stream doesn't end until I've completed 1,000 pushups. I have no idea how difficult that task is. So we're gonna find out. It'll be fun though. Harden, Kobe Bryant. Everybody played well, honestly. Everybody played well, even Bill Russell. Big shocker. Honestly, it wasn't that good. I'm not even alive. I have loved Invincibly Honest. I really have. And he plays really good defense and he rebounds and shit. But like, he's not as impactful as I thought he was gonna be. I think I oversold just how good I thought he was gonna be. So I think a better choice would have been like Invincible Shaq. Ladies and gentlemen, I would like you to say thank you to every single member of this squad. Every season we have an MVP and it's hard to say who it was this season. I think the most consistent award goes to Nicholas Batum. Absolute sharp shooter. Guy just shot. I wonder if it even has, does it have stats here? 1.4 for 2.4 attempted. So that's like 53%-ish, 55%-ish. And 0.6 threes made for 1.4 attempted is slightly above 40%. So damn good shooter. And this doesn't even count rage quit games. And the best game he had was a rage quit game. That game when he shot like eight for eight. Hakeem was incredible the whole season. Kareem was incredible the whole season including that MVP performance there at the end. Our champ Kobe shot the lights out. He aimed on people. James Harden was a sleeper, but he played well. Giannis was underwhelming. I'm just gonna say it, it sucks. He was underwhelming. Bill Russell, I don't know if I hate you so much or if you're actually pretty damn good. I don't know what I think about Bill Russell, bro. And Chris Thas Porzingis, I could never fucking replace him. I could never manage to successfully replace him. So I guess he has to be a beast. And Larry Bird had a pretty sick turnaround green. So we love you, Larry. Larry Legend. All right boys, that's it for this season seven and five and a thousand pushup stream will be completed by me on Twitch. So look forward on Monday. I'll either do it before or after MMG live, but I mean just go to my Twitch, but you might see it. Now that my voice is fully shot and the season was a banger. I love you boys. Thanks for watching as always. And guess what? Tomorrow is most likely the season opener of season three. So this shit doesn't stop baby. We're gonna keep cranking. I love you. Thanks so much. As always boys. I'll see you in the next one. Peace out.