 What should our name be? I think it's just gonna be Eve. I would like to have a strong vitality. So lone survivor seems to be the best. Burly, very burly, burly upper body, burly lower, ooh, give him that ass. The ass has no cake. Ah, he's got a little bit of cake. Hold on a second there. Here, watch. I'll bring his abdomen way down and his legs will still be big. Look at the cake. It's forming right in front of our eyes. Why does this look like Dr. Lupo? Am I wrong? Am I wrong? This looks like Dr. Lupo. Ooh, hair, have some dope hair. I mean, we're not gonna see it anyway. Ooh, that emo boy. I wanna make him have white hair. You do it like this, so let's make it white. Yeah. All right, then we're gonna finish. There we go. I also haven't played this game in a really long time. So it's basically gonna be like I'm playing it for the first time ever. I hear some, oh, hey there. Hey there, big man. Ow, ow, I'm gonna die. I'm pretty sure you die on the first go anyway because you don't have a weapon. Big doggy, big doggy, big doggy, you died. We're gonna be seeing this a lot. Except gift, baby. Oh yeah, so there's the, the this, the this and the this. I don't know what that is. Okay, so the claw saw clear. We have the hunter's axe and we have the threaded cane. I'm gonna do the axe because it seems to be the best. I think, like by far. Oh, firearm, eh? So the durability is better on this one but probably the pistol, yeah. I'm gonna do the pistol. Again, this is my first time playing. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. This will be easy. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Oh, oh, oh. Lettuce retrieved. Oh, easy peasy. This, this game is gonna be the easiest thing ever. How's the, how's- Well, here's the thing. I don't think I like that noise. Oh, hey. Bye. Oh yeah, I remember all these, all these guys. Ah, I'm on fire. Ah, I'm on fire. I'm on fire. They're a dude. Yeah, right here. Hi. You can't trick me, silly. You can't trick me. So to give you guys some background, I got to the second boss in Bloodborne. That's the, that's the farthest I ever got. Doggy. Ah! Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good. Hands are so sweaty. Why did I not have my weapon out? I killed him. See, I'm so afraid of dying after going through all that. It's just all that's over here. Oh wait, I can, I can break this. It scared the shit out of me. Are there giant rats in this game? I mean, these guys kind of look like giant rats. Yeah, there are. That's them down there, the giant rat boys. See the things that's a little bit prickly about this is that you don't want to get stuck right on the edge and then fall down. It's trying to fall. Right on that, thank you. All right, so there's that dude. So the rats, fairly easy to take care of. Did not think that this dude had any health left. I'm glad I backed away for a second. Dude, we got new garb to wear? Love that. Let's put it on. Look at me. I'm a real antennae. And it's all clean. I don't have any blood on me. The thing that I'm a little bit worried about is getting ganged up on. Cause one of these rats easy. All of the rats may be difficult. One of the rats might be difficult. Dude, hell yeah. That's a good strat using the oil urns. Ow, ow. That was not fun. Okay, so now it's the question. Should I make a trek back? Cause if I die, I have to do all of that over again. Everything that we just did. Keep going, you're close to a lantern. Okay. Jesus. I'm really sorry, doggies, but I cannot risk. I cannot risk it. Dogs in this game are the worst. Yeah, they're super fast. Pretty sure there is a, yep. Right up there, I think. Lol, yeah, oh my. Yeah, I'm pretty shortcut. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which one is the hunter's dream? Yes. See if we can do any leveling. We do have 6,000. Might be worth it to level. Yeah, cause I don't want to lose all of that. What do I want to level up? Okay. Gonna definitely upgrade vitality. Upgrade that. Upgrade endurance. I think that's what I'm going to do. Is it correct? I don't know. There we go, baby. Went from 10 to 16. Thank you. Dead. Jesus. Please. Ah, he's so fast. God damn. Retrieve the echoes though. The two for one deal. I hate killing the dogs. It makes me very sad, but I have to. Cause they are so fast. Oh my God. Things back here, okay. So down there, I think it's this bridge. Oh no, maybe it's not this bridge. This is the boss fight over here. Isn't it? Pretty sure. This is the first boss. I'm not ready to fight the first boss yet. Not even close. I am going to fight these two dogs over here. If I can't beat these guys, I will not be able to beat the boss. Try and do it without using Molotovs too. I hate it. I was almost, almost had him. Oh yeah. I forgot about big attacks. Well, I didn't hit him, but it was large. There it is. Look at that. Oh, shit. Damn, dude. That sucked. Look at all the stuff up here. Cold blood, dude. We got so afraid of turning. It's nothing to be afraid of. I just got scared because of the noise. Wow, that dude did not stand a chance. Isn't Father Gas corn up here? Cause that's the one thing about this game is that you don't have to do, you don't have to do the bosses in order. I'm pretty sure right up here is the second boss. So I'm not going to go up there. Dog. That was quick. Big Piggy is really spooky. He is very spooky. I didn't know that he was going to turn that quick. Paul Chat, should we try Father Gas corn? Just for funsies. Why not? Put the thing on fire. Put the thing on fire. Thank you. What? Only one of you died? Cool. Sick. Love that. I'm the troll boys down here already. Okay, cool. Guys, this is going to sound really dumb. How do I fire my gun? I haven't used it before. It didn't show me how to use it. Did it? I don't know. Let's see what a Father Gas coin has for us. Second boss, but I'm fighting before the first boss because why not? It's fine. Okay. You kind of scary. You kind of big boy. He a quick daddy. Now that is yummy. Why did that give me anxiety the whole time? Well, the worst thing about it is that, which I didn't say beforehand, but bosses have like different stages too. Welcome to the feeling every from software boss fight is like, yeah, just anxiety, pure anxiety.