 Chicken wings for dinner, halohalo for dessert, shakshuka for breakfast, eel roll for dinner, longsulok for breakfast, fried calamari, katsu sando for dinner, homemade chipotle for lunch, homemade Taco Bell, chicken fried steak for dinner, dinner tequila lime chicken, cheesy broccoli soup, turkey burger for dinner, corny asada salad for lunch, poutine for dinner, chicken tikka masala, chocolate stuffed french toast, shrimp linguine for dinner, barbecue pork ribs, surf and turf for the birthday boy, my boyfriend is kicking me out of the house and wait till you hear why I threw all my stuff in garbage bags Maria stop filming me getting the car what is your issue? what do you mean get the car Maria? no I'm driving to your mom's house why? why? why? you think I'm stupid Maria? my friend showed me the message and he showed me your reply I'll be saying I have a boyfriend? and you think there's nothing wrong with this? no everyone in their mother knows that loyal girls don't reply to DMs and you reply you're not loyal you're for the streets now get in the car may I get your number? yeah it's 911 do you get rejected to the dance? what an anxious gal does before she invites a boy over vacuum, swiffer and dust everything yes even the radiators and stair floor boards because he may judge me if there is dust there and I need to show I am wifey material clean the scale I never use can't have toothpaste on the toothbrush holder fill the butt line no hide the wipes he can't know scrub the microwave because that's definitely going to be first thing he opens when he gets here can't forget to let the faucet soak in vinegar then scrub what if he looks under it like all the candles wait does it look like I'm trying too hard? never mind after all that he left me on red for 12 hours and isn't coming so my neighbors these neighbors there are a bunch of junkies and they were up all night yelling and cussing at each other and listening to the lab music and sh** they were up to like 6 in the morning it's currently 7.30 in the morning and I'm going to sing them the song of my people what you want me to get? I need you to get my cell phone girl ok ok why you slam my sh** try that again ok where is that again? it's on the countertop don't slam that sh** though ok try that again slamming the guy promise you slamming again it keeps on weighing herself cause she thinks she's gained weight during quarantine oh my god personally I think this is a big deal cause people used to do coke here and I kinda picked her up and I was like he goes yeah he goes again I'm sorry to have you where are you going right now? I'm going to her run why right now it's 10.30 alright how does someone this ugly get someone this hot? this is the most common question we get so I'm just going to break it down for you for starters have a good personality that will take you really far she has a great personality she's funny yeah she's ugly but it doesn't matter I don't judge a book by its cover and if I'm going to wait around for someone as hot as me to date them I'm going to be single for the rest of my life so you know love someone for what's on the inside not just what's on the outside no eye contact so I just thought I'd let you guys know exactly what's going on and hopefully that'll help okay so we're taking the girl out to dinner not sure if we should bring the Supra the Skyline or the R8 my girlfriend's going to be so f***ing pissed at me yeah she's going to f***ing bug what? no what? hey yeah I really think we should start spending more time together you're in the shop a lot okay we can start right now this isn't what I meant packing lunch for my husband and his co-workers I decided to surprise the hubby and his co-workers with lunch and today I'm making them filetes rellenos I don't know how to say this in English so maybe y'all can help a big sheet of foil I'm going to spread some butter and then I'm going to add two slices of cod I season it up with the best chef merito and then I top it off with lots of veggies I'm also going to season up the veggies and then I'm going to add a big handful of shrimpies I'm basically just seasoning everything in layers but the real and true flavor is going to come from this mayo chipotle sauce I'm making I'm just going to add a couple of spoonfuls all over my shrimpies and then you're going to top all of this off with your cheese of choice I'm going to use two slices of pepper jack cheese now I'm just going to add another big sheet of foil on top and then I begin to crimp every corner making a little pouch until it looks like this I take it outside to my flat top and let this cook for about 10 to 15 minutes everything gets cooked in this little pouch after they're done cooking I let them rest for a little bit because they're hot I put it in the phone box and open it up for them along with this filete relleno they're going to get a side of Mexican rice and a side of refried beans a slice of lime some tortillas and a fork I also made one with no beans and no tortillas just a little side salad take a well guess for who and yes I know the avocado is ugly but that's all I had and guys we're going through a heat wave right now and it's freaking hot where they're working so I'm going to make them a refreshing snack and cut up some fruit and make them some fruit bowls I add a little piece of lime and a little tahin packet they're also getting an agua fresca de zanahoria melón which is a carrot and melon water and that's it guys now I'm just going to get everything ready for them including their fruit bowls and drinks load everything in my truck and then drop it off during lunch time my husband kept complaining about his background so I went on Amazon and purchased a mattress topper that was supposed to help relieve pressure points I never done anything like this before I purchased any sort of mattress or mattress topper online but it had great reviews so I thought I'd give it a shot we have a california king bed and the box seemed small but it was vacuum sealed nice and tight it came with instructions and some sort of tool I decided to check it out and see what the instructions were and the tools pretty nifty actually I used the tool that they gave me to open up the packaging and roll it out I really had no idea what to expect and how much it was going to expand but when I started opening it it started to expand immediately and I got nervous and tried to do as fast as I possibly could probably should have asked my husband for help but I wanted to surprise him all done so tomorrow I'll check back in with you guys and let you know how he liked it when we were going through our toughest times I remember being on food stamps being on welfare and I hadn't worked two jobs during the day and one job at night and it was a great Thursday from 11pm to 7am but what really got me through the hard times was number one Christina's support number two I always knew the hard times wouldn't last forever and sooner or later we'll be out of them and now it's been so many years and you know what it's true tough times don't last but tough people do