 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we are playing some Minecraft, but this time there's a twist. I'm starting a new world and I want to try using this mod that's definitely gonna torture me and then I hope to do more episodes and each episode we change the mod to something that's gonna torture me in a different way. Today's mod explodes items that are left on the ground for about three seconds. You know, I used to do Minecraft videos a long long time ago and now it's starting to hit me how old I must be. Because I think I did videos in like 2011 or I think it was 2011 on Minecraft. Now I'm sitting here. I'm using this wooden chair that you can't really see because my back is thrown out. I'm not ironically using a walking stick because I hurt my foot. Just like yeah, let's be hip and play some Minecraft. Oh god, I almost forgot what the mod was. Great, now I have memory loss as well to top it all off. Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin. See, it's all about being careful because even this, if I destroyed, okay that's not a good example. Even this, if I destroy this, have I accident the whole thing would explode. So I just got to be very careful with collecting items and what I hit. Jesus Christ, that sound scared me. Fuckin' hell, I just, I thought it was an explosion. I got scared. No, no, no, okay. That's that bit gone. It got stuck on the leaves. That wasn't my fault. I feel like I'm going to have to have an area that I get supplies from because this area is going to be ruined. I was going to build my house here, but I guess not. You know what, I fucking hate jungles anyway. I'm not living in a jungle. What the hell was that? What are you? Oh my god, what time bomb did you just drop? No, what are you doing? What are you doing? I don't understand, are they laying eggs or something? Or are they just terrorists? I don't know. Oh my god, there's three of them all going at the same time. The poor things. The poor landscape, Jesus. I'm just going to collect some stone and get the hell out of here. I don't like this area. I'm so glad I decided not to live in here because I would die to turtle attacks. Do you know that up to one person has died from turtle attacks? It's a bigger problem than you thought. You know, you just assume no one has, but like those snapping turtles have got to be like, they got to be responsible for at least someone dying. All I know is I don't want to be added to that statistic. I don't want to kill myself either. Jesus. I got to be careful. I got to be careful. It's just constant anxiety. Every time I mind something, the ticking starts. The endless ticking. Oh my god, my boat is a bomb itself. How much is left on the timer? I wanted to cross to that island. Oh no, okay, wait, I can see the one. That's a six, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11. This is absolutely terrifying. Just get me to land, get me to land. Get out, get out, get out, get out. Get out, get out, get out, get out. I can't believe the boat fucking explodes. I can't believe that. May as well fit in with my old persona here. Old man yells at cloud. Damn you, Minecraft. You've changed. Zombies, are you kidding me? Go away. Can I make the sand fall on him? No, I'm such a genius. Now it's a bomb. All right. That worked. My walking stick, now I can't reach it. Oh my god, all the animals become bombs. How the hell am I supposed to get wool? I want to get wool to make a bed, but every animal, once they see me, decides they'd rather just die than deal with me. I'm constantly on edge. Please help me. Sheep. Oh no, no, no, no, no. Don't come any closer. Honestly, you'll turn into a bomb. There's no time to explain. Just don't come close to me. There's even a baby one. And I'm not saying I don't want them to die. I'm fine with that. Really? Oh my god. No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh, even their arrows explode. Jesus Christ, I'm nearly dead. What if... If I... Come on. Do you drop wool? I gotta get it underground or something. Otherwise I'm gonna die. How am I supposed to get food? I'm so upset. I'm not even gonna be able to get back here if I die, so I'm really worried. This is just a constant state of panic and I hate it. I just made a second crafty mention by accident. I can't even think right now. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm taking way too long. I'm taking too long and I'm getting scared and I hate myself. I'm really opening up to you here. Hold on, let me get in here. Okay. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Collect the dirt, collect the dirt, collect the dirt. This just isn't worth the emotional trauma, is it? It's just not worth it. Okay. Kevin, let's just simplify this down. The goal. Look for iron to get shears so I can shear the sheep and make a bed. If I can set my spawn, at least I'll have that. Is that iron? Sorry, I know it's super dark. I'll try not to include too many clips from this because I know you can't see anything. But we got the iron. That's all you need to know. I'm burning my jungle logs to make charcoal because you know what? I hate jungle logs. All right, there. I came out and said it. I don't like them. They're the worst plank in Minecraft. Oh, God, I can imagine the hate comments already. I know how passionate people get over there. But jungle logs. This is your life now, Kevin. You have a cane, your back hurts, and you're living in a hole. All right, I got shears. I don't know if I'm even going to be really close enough to shear them, to be honest with you. I'm kind of just winging it here. I don't know what this mod is capable of. I think I'll make a box for all of my valuables, though. I got so many valuables. You know, I don't want to lose my one block of sand or this stick. And what would I do without my two pieces of granite? You know, I don't want to take it for granite. It means a lot to me. Oh, I've gone mad. I've gone mad. Whole madness is setting in. I gotta say, though, I'm not doing too bad on the old tools and whatnot. I've got an iron set here, minus the axe. I should probably make that, too. But I ran out of iron. I used it all. Look, I have nothing else to be doing. I didn't play with my iron in this hole. All right, store all those away and just go out with my shears. Still gonna wait till daytime. It must be nearly daytime. But I'll be right back when the night turns today and then we'll try and get ourselves a bed. All right, we're gonna sprint at this sheep, shear it, and then sprint away. All right, that's the plan. Come here. Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. Oh, yes. Oh, my God, I'm down to one hat. Even less than half a hat. And I only got one wool. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I forgot if you use shears on the tree that it actually makes them fall. I wanted to just destroy them. I want to find an apple. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. All right, you know what? I'm gonna just charge you the thing and hope for the best. I didn't pick it up. God damn it. How many sheep have to die by my hand? Oh, this is awful. Away. I don't want to kill you. I want to kill the sheep. Run, run, run, run, run. Yes, yes. The music to my ears. It's just sheep exploding. I can finally make a bed. Where's my home? Where's my hole in the ground? There it is. This is so pathetic. All right, well, I've got a little setup now. At least I've got my respawn sorted and all that. And now I just need to... I don't know what I need to do. I need to make a door, I guess, to try and protect myself and then actually collect some supplies to do a proper house. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Jesus. I nearly didn't make it through. All right, okay. I've got the basics of my house started. I don't think any mobs... Oh, they can there. There, okay. Now I don't think mobs can get in, but obviously I need a roof and whatnot, so I'll go down and do a bit of mining. Try and get a basic setup. I'm not going for anything with style here. I'm just trying to get something that can protect me from the outside world. I just wish I could get something that could protect me from myself. No! I told you I needed something to protect me from myself. That was like fucking loony tunes. I was just digging above me and then I was like, I should probably look down. I think I'm running out of ground. I looked down and there was just nothing. Oh, man, after all that, at least I'll sp- I shouldn't say at least I'll spawning. I can get my stuff back, but I think it just blew up. That's all my iron gear gone. Remember earlier when I said how proud I was? I gotta say though, not doing too bad on the old tools and whatnot. God, I was stupid then. All right, you know what? I have to child-proof the house. And no, I don't have children. It's just for me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, this is way too stressful. It's like the chaos model over again. Oh, no. Grief for Jesus has seen what we've done. He's seen that we did bad and now he's angry. All right, my house is done. I know what you're thinking. God, that thing's beautiful. But also, it's a little bit dark. We should get some coal and try and lighten the place up a bit. The hell is that? Is that a ship? Or is it just like a little island? Oh, that is a ship. Well, what, a good stroke of luck? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, not good luck at all. Wait, fishy. I need to eat fish. Can I actually pick that up? Of course they're all going to explode as well. Why would I think that was possible? Imagine that. Look, I got one fish at least. Oh, we're eating tonight. Probably the only time I'm going to be able to eat. Food. Food. A suspicious stew. At this point, I'll take it. I've seen anything. I think there's usually two things in these ships, but I'm kind of too scared to actually look for it because, well, the whole ship will start blowing up if I destroy any blocks. There's dolphins there. No, no, no, no, no. I know you're friendly in this game and you want to play in everything, but if you come near me, you're going to blow up. Oh, my God, there's a skeleton on a spider over there. Is that still super rare? I remember that was like one of the rarest things in Minecraft at one point. Hold on. Let me act my age here for a second. Oh, a spider. No. Oh, no. I need to worry about everything exploding right now. I don't need creepers in my life. This is just in general. I just don't need creepers in my life. All right. Have a little bit of a sleep. Thank God. Sweet dreams. I have a feeling this guy is not having sweet dreams. His life is a living hell. All right. I'm going back on the mission of finding that coal. I will find it. No, no, no, no. Oh, man, the coal was hidden. That was really scary. I couldn't get to it. I just don't want to die anymore. Okay, there goes my peck. That gives me an excuse to leave and not look like a coward. Phew. Now none of you think I'm cowardly. That was close. Wouldn't want that happening for the first time ever. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. No, no, no. No, I just want to get some wood. Hold on. Hold on. Let me get some wood and I'll let you do it. You can blow up as much as you want now. If I don't go close enough, it won't blow up. Okay, I should leave. Why am I sitting here pondering about the fact I should leave the area instead of just leaving the area? I think this is actually the best setup. There's this little house upstairs that looks like just a shack. And then I come down into the real place under here where I live as a hermit and I'm safe from everything. Because even if something gets close to my walls out there, it might blow up. I don't know how this works. I assume it's like a radius thing. You know what? Feck windows. I do not need windows anymore. More of a Mac person anyway. Well, Kevin, you've done it. You've made possibly the worst Minecraft house ever created. The next issue is I'm going to run out of food before long and I don't know how to get food. How can I? A bow. All right. A bow would work. I can keep my distance, but I'd need spider web, right? So I'd have to go kill some spiders. This is just a disaster all around. Oh my God. The house somehow even looks worse from the outside. I'm going back in. I'm just going to do some mining. I was just thinking to myself, I should probably do parts that are like easy so that if I get a mod that makes the easy parts hard next time, at least I'd have it done. But I don't think there's anything easy with this mod. Everything is awkward. I guess I could throw bombs at things. Like if I say grab this stone and then I throw the stone down on my enemies. Oh, that's kind of neat. I like that. I'm just going to collect a load of cobble to have as my kind of bomb weapon. Okay. See some iron. It's very far down though. How the hell am I supposed to get down there? There's two creepers below me. What if I just... Oh no. Oh no. No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. I think the water saved me. That was extremely lucky. On top of their normal explosion, we had the time bomb explosion, which made it just so much worse. There's the iron I so desperately want. No, no, no, no. What is that? What is this? What is coming up? Was that a bat? I don't know. That was a lot of stress for three iron, honestly. I don't know. Is that worth it? Like I'll get my pick out of it, but that was a lot of stress. I don't know. Should I try and make a sword or a pick? Maybe a sword would be more valuable, and I can try and get some animals. Putting everything away. That's how confident I am in my own abilities. I'm gonna take my lucky sand block, though, since my inventory's already full and destroyed. For me just dropping things in there. No, I don't... I don't want to do this, but... Okay, that was good. I killed something. I just gotta hit it twice, and it'll kill them. Like, they're gonna die anyway. There's no way anything can survive in this world. And yes, that includes me. I know my time is limited. No, no! Oh, that was too close. No, pick up the stuff! Pick up the... Oh, the fecking daisies! All right, I got some food. I'm actually happy with that. I didn't know it was gonna be possible or not. I just kind of took a chance. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was gonna say I can get a doggie, but I don't want a doggie right now. Maybe next episode, if you guys want to see more animals and I was for it, I can get a doggie. Oh my God, there's a whole field of them. Lovely, because I have been known to let my sidekicks die by accident, so it's good that there are a few replacements. Stop running away! Okay, you know what? The outside world is dangerous, and I hate it. That's the second time I've been left on half a heart from an explosion. The second time. Oh my God, I'm so stupid. Jesus Christ, that's all right. It's in water. Okay, it's not too bad actually. I was just like, I don't need these leaves. I'll just throw them to get rid of them. And I'm realizing that they're bombs. I don't think that excuse would hold up in court, you know? All right, the good news is there seems to be lots of wildlife around my house, which is fantastic. I want your meat. Oh no, oh no! All right, well, no meat for me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. All right, there go two more. No, no, no, no. Okay, fine, fine. This feels so dangerous. It's just, it is reckless. But I need food. They try and run from me, which I don't know if they're trying to make it harder for me to kill them, or if they're trying to save me. Like, they're like, no, Kevin, get back! Oh, this is such a cool spot. It's like a big little lake. This is pretty close to my house too. Maybe I can have a house on the lake, like a summer house, rather than my dank moist basement that I currently live in. But look, it's safer than living on the surface. I'm starting to understand why my sims get so accustomed to living in the basement. Like, it does feel safe. This feels really dangerous. Oh no, oh no, it's becoming nighttime. I stayed out behind my car for you. I gotta get home. I don't like this at all. Which way was my home? Which way was my home? I think it was this way. Oh, I'm panicking now. Once it goes dark, I'm in serious trouble. Especially skeletons. The fact that their arrows explode. No, no, no, no. This is a horrible idea. No, I'm backing myself into a cave. Getting upset. Sad. Sad. I like when someone teaches their pet to hit a button for their emotion. Okay, now I'm in trouble because I've gotten completely turned around and I cannot see my house anywhere. I mean, there's not much to see, I guess. It's just kind of a block of cobble that we just gotta find an ugly, ugly house made of cobble. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You lunatic. I am feckin' surrounded. I am literally surrounded by things. Like, my house is over there. I'm pretty sure. And there's just, there's mobs everywhere. I'm just waiting to get shot at. Don't shoot at me. I'm innocent. Oh, there's my house. My beautiful, terrible, ugly house. Oh, God, stay on full alert here, Kevin. You are not out of the woods yet. Like, literally, you are. You're in the plains now, but I mean like in danger-wise. You're still in immense danger, so what I'm trying to say. I'm home. I'm home. I'm home. Okay, nothing could spawn my house, can they? It's way too bright. I lit up the whole place. Yes. Thank God I'm paranoid as hell. Because I'm safe in here. Oh, my God, I'm going to bed. I just had a lump of meat in my hand. Oh, just a midnight snack, you know. You ever just wake up in the middle of night and want some raw pork chop? Thank you so much for watching. If you have any suggestions on mods I could try out and I'll just continue to save just with another mod. Thank you very much for watching. 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