 Well after a long arduous journey across the entire world, I've finally arrived in this exact location Which I'm sure my overlord very carefully selected when he sent me wandering in this direction I guess I'll head back. Welcome We've been expecting you. We have many gifts for you to take back to your civilization. What is this place? It's the village. Which village? This one. We never named it. I didn't know there were still villages Yeah, nobody ever found us I guess there's not a lot of reason to come out in this direction But we spent all this time finding supplies and technology to help you. Right. First we'd like to present you with 120 gold Oh, that's uh, it's very thoughtful. I might be able to use it to pay back some of my training costs We also invite you to partake in our culture and all of our knowledge of science diplomacy and the art of war To be honest, I'm not sure any of that's gonna be a game changer at this point We'll have a labor We have a lot of villagers who are excited to go found new cities and build stuff We've done way too much of that already. We're dealing with pretty big problems these days rising sea levels Turns last half an hour. Oh, we have the sea level thing here, too We had a burst of inspiration recently about flood barriers. Oh, that's great. Now our floods won't escape We have land. How long you've been out here again coming up on six thousand years. Yeah, there might be a reason for that Okay, yeah, it's just one tundra tile surrounded by mountains, but there might be something to the north of here We've never actually been able to climb up there and look now There's nothing out there turns out the earth is flat but only one way so win win, I guess I wish we could be a civilization. Is there anything you could tell us? Yeah, sure. I can give you some tips It's all about location. Yeah, tell me about it You should build commercial districts as early as possible capitalism is king also don't make friends They might seem nice, but every world leader is just a backstabbing jerk Who's gonna turn on you in an instant may as well be barbarians. This is good stuff You may have this innate instinct that four cities is the perfect amount to have yes That does sound extremely compelling for some reason. Don't do that Never stop build as many cities as you can build a giant army and take more cities Aggression is the only thing that wins in this world And if you just try to enjoy yourself and build stuff you're gonna get left behind and murdered That's what your world is like Yeah, wow It sounds amazing. Can I go back with you? Oh, it's all gone civilization is basically over It's all been colonized nuked and overheated any day now someone will launch a big rock into space or win all the wars or play a really great concert on top of the pyramids and then Only know what happens after that. Maybe you'll win. No. Well, maybe we can just start over That's not a bad idea I can start here and I can give you some settlers and you can go start a city nearby actually sounds pretty cool Maybe we can do it right this time. Yeah, exactly. I'm gonna use everything you taught me wait. No Num my mouth is numb. This is the first time I ever shot in the snow Thank you for watching if you enjoyed these and you've really been liking the long-form videos I've been doing I'm gonna try to do a whole bunch more of those It's very helpful to have patreon donations to be able to produce these things If you go check it out You can go to patreon.com slash door monster and you can donate and you can get access to live streams for me And also you just help make more of these videos