 Oh my god. Look at her. What the shit hole? There's something going on. Is that your mother? Not as saggy as she used to be. Did she get a boob girl? She did. Hey, welcome back to her stupid directions. Of course, I'm Rick. Scene. Uh, his mom actually wasn't on the screen. I know. Mind blown. Today we got some stand up. Marriage and Indian English. Stand up comedy by his name. Abhishek Upmanu. And I believe Himanshu's subject for us. Thank you, Himanshu. We've seen a couple of his stand ups before. He's a very funny guy. Do you remember? I do. Looking at him, I do. This is nice. It's been a while since we've had some comedy. Yeah. Except for our comedy goal that we give you. Which we know. This is extraordinarily lackluster. Comparatively. But every once in a while, we have to give the stage to those up and coming young comics. Yes. Who are attempting to be as hilariously existentially funny as us. Let's see if he does it. Oh. Clearly, he's gobsmacked. I did. And I said, I'll get a job. I'm not a dog. I was a dog. I wasn't aware. Confidence. So I got a job. I said, okay, let's go home. I'm sitting at home. My dad said, you don't care. I said, what do you care? You'll get a job again. I'm not doing anything. And I said, what are you doing? Taking fauction. I said, get married. I said, okay, please. I didn't get it. I said, some girls are selling photos. But just take one. I said things like that. I didn't like it. I asked you if I was going to get a job. I don't know what you are talking about. I used to call him every day. He didn't call me the next day. I used to go upstairs and call him. My mom used to call me. What did you say to your dad? He has quit his job. Nice. What? Hi. I can't show you my hair because it looks very dirty. No problem. First you watch the video. I want to talk to you about what I am talking about. You can watch the video. No problem. I used to call him. I still can't read. I mean, I can read. But I don't like to read. A lot of people read books and everything. Many of my comedians used to say, if you study, you will lose weight. Reading is very important. Reading is very important. I have seen a lot of videos. Reading is important. I used to call him. I used to call him. I don't want anything in my empathy. A lot of things. I used to say, I don't really help you because that's how you learn new words. New words change after reading books. I have been talking to people for 25 years. I had a continuity. I used to know the word. It is so good after us. I used to come out of a conversation. I used to know three more words. Because it is not enough to learn a word. What is the latest version of the word in society? I don't know. Which synonym is active today? I was repeating myself twice. I said, Are you vomiting? I am puking. When did this happen? When did this happen? I don't know which meeting it is. And you? I was repeating myself. I was walking. I ate the vomit. What happened? I was repeating myself. I was wondering where this hummus is coming from. I asked him to give me the new word. I was walking. I was walking. I was walking. I was talking to him again. He was saying, I am going to give you the new word. I was walking. I was walking. I was walking. I was walking. Why are you talking about the same species globally? I was talking about Bhaupe. I was talking about the same species globally. I don't know the pronunciation, sorry, the main one is the same, otherwise the judgement would be too much. It's no use. You just said that this doesn't matter. And you pronounced it wrong. I said to my friend, I was going to the park, and the parking owner said to me, he said, what did you say? I said, it's a receipt. He said, it's a receipt, a newspaper. I said, I was wrong. How did you know what I was saying? I said, it's a receipt. I said, it's a communication. I said, it's a racket. And when I got to know, it was fine. Because he corrected my mouth. It's still fine. Some people think that mispronunciation is such a bad thing. That it's rude to correct somebody then and there. How can we tell them? How can we tell them that it's a bad thing? Let's show the correct pronunciation of the word in the sentence. Not in front of you. You indirectly tell them that it's like this. Like, the park owner gave you a receipt. Yes, he gave me a receipt. Really? I didn't get the receipt. Where is the receipt? Then I thought, there is no logic in pronunciation. I just wanted enough people to pronounce the word. So the word arrived. That's how the language started. The Britishers came and said, we made the English and all of them came. Let's show them how to speak. It's a Harris. Americans say, we made the English and all of them came. Let's show them how to speak. Let's show them how to speak. We made the English and all of them came. What will you do? Please don't say that. Americans say, our country has 50 million people. All of them made the English and all of them came. We are going to make the English and all of them came. What's the attitude? The language they want to speak is the same. They say, this is the English and all of them came. Why are you following us? If the population is gay, and most of the people here speak English, we are speaking English. Will you lie in between the English and the English? Whatever you say. Say, what's the difference between the English and the English? Potato, potato, potato, potato. You don't have to believe it. You are a CAT dog. Thank you, Hamanchu. Hope you liked the video. If you liked it, then it's a good thing. If you didn't like it, then it's okay. We will try it again next time. But if you are not in India, Australia, or America, he didn't subler us, okay. Then you don't have to believe this video. Stop it. Otherwise, it will take a lot of time. Okay, there you go. That was pretty funny. I feel like this one was very Indian relates though. Yeah, I think there was a lot of stuff maybe I didn't get, because it wasn't as funny to me as his other one. Oh yeah, I definitely agree with that. But in terms of the way they say certain things, I get the American, it's actually a notorious thing, like Americans have changed English from English, the way the English say things. I think people say we've oversimplified certain words. Yeah, who was it that recently did that? I don't know if it was Ricky Gervais. It was somebody from England. Oh, it was like they call it a bin. Right. It's a trash can. Yeah. Like it's very specific. Yes. It's a can, and it's for trash. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah, we're talking about the same thing. Yeah, they do really funny. They do other words like that, and Americans have just completely simplified. Footpath sidewalk. You walk on it. Yeah, you walk on it, then it's on the side. Yeah, really because Americans really need to simplify. Footpath is a little too big. Where do I go if it's a footpath? It's on the side, and you walk on the side. It's a can for trash. Yeah. Yeah. So there's a lot of that kind of stuff. Yeah, it's interesting because that's a lot, like, understandably, a lot of the standard vernacular of English words in India are the British versions. Yeah. Yeah, and that's actually something that... And you would think our... I mean, obviously we have full on English here. Of course. The majority of people who, at least for now, speak English, right? Yeah. I mean, 10 years. Yeah. But the... Fuck, I had a thought. He calls me old. No, he just called me ADD. That's what I... But yeah, we've just completely changed a lot of just how they... Yeah. I don't know why that is. I don't know how much of that is because so much of what is the common vernacular now is post-American Revolution in England? Yeah. Or was specifically changed just as, like, an FU to the British when we became our own colonies in our own country? My suspicion, and I know there's etymologists that would know the origin of all this, it'd be cool to know that, but my guess is a lot of it happened post-American Revolution. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Anyways, let us know more from him and other stand-up kamaks. And thank you once again to Hamanchi. Yes, Hamanchi. Thank you for doing subs for, especially comics that speak really fast. Yes. Not an easy thing. So, give him some appreciation down below.