 Y'ALL WON'T PLAY THIS FOR ME GAME! Hello? Welcome, everybody, to a YouTube video. Isn't that fun? Ha ha ha ha ha! But before the video, you know we gotta give you a little treat. Ah! Play the treat, Justin. He didn't do it. Justin, the- the treat? He didn't do it. No, no, no, I sent- I sent you the treat. He didn't do it. Justin just- He didn't do it. We didn't have the budget for the- He didn't do it. Okay, just play the- Play the VHS one. Pop it- Justin, pop it in the VHS. Pop it in the VHS! It's me, Ethan Nester, from 2015. Here to tell you, from the past, you gotta take advantage of the show tickets that are on sale right now! But where are they? I'm so glad you asked. There are so many cities around the United States, in a little bit of Canada. Is New York one of them? You bet it is. How about Pittsburgh? Yes, Indianapolis! You're too late! Make sure to go to- I have to do this dot show. And get your tickets now, before it's too late! It's me, from the past! Go to- buy tickets. We are here in Poppy Playtime, which is a game- Jesus. The tone shifted very rapidly. This is a game that people were playing a little bit ago, and I was late to the trend, so here we are. Chapter one, a tight squeeze. As an employee of Playtime Co, you finally returned to the factory many years after everybody within disappeared. Great. I can't wait. From what I've seen in this, there's a lot of, like, being chased, which I hate that. I mean, I feel like everybody- You are about to see the most incredible doll ever invented. Her name is Poppy, and she is the first truly intelligent doll in the world. Great. A little girl can talk to her? Uh-huh. Poppy gives her answers. Okay. She is the first doll actually able to have a conversation with a child. Great. Hard to believe? Yep. Just watch. I don't like that man. I don't- OHHHHHH! Poppy is as lovable as a real girl, and she talks like- I thought Poppy was the blue thing. She's almost creepier. She might be- Poppy wants to look her best. I don't like this at all. It's so eerie. It's so weird thinking about- Like the old porcelain dolls that children used to play with. Those things are creepy. 5.99. You've ever wanted to see how all of the nation's favorite toys were created? Oh. Oh! OHHHHH! Ehh! That's so gross. Oh, that's so gross. Come visit the factory. I don't wanna- Oh, here we go. Are we in the game? I don't wanna visit the factory. Poppy playtime. Poppy's little playtime. Everyone thinks the staff disappeared 10 years ago. We're still here. Find the flower. So the staff is still there. So many years later, even after the tour is done. But you know what tour isn't done. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Ooh, what did I say? Ooh. There's- Definitely something happening over there. I'm gonna- Put this in here. Hi, Lathes. Great. But that wasn't in. It's so dark. Oh. Oh. Well, it's not too late to turn around. So thank you all so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed. Uh, I'll see you next time. Okay, I guess we have to do it. Ooh. Is that blood on that? That sure is. E. Press E to interact. With what? This? Oh. I hate the amount of reverb. We can make it over. All right. Well, this way we go. Eat healthy like brawn. Oh, it's a train. Oh, that's nice. I like- I like the train. Oh no, no huggy. No huggy. This is already- I- I don't like it. You know? You know? You know what I mean? This is already I don't like it. Can I- Is there a flashlight or anything anywhere? Because it is- Extremely dark. Find the- find the flower. Wait, the flower. We need to remember that. Ugh. Ugh, ugh, ugh. Um, well there's gotta be some sort of clue, right? Some sort of clue to help us get into that- that room over there. So... Let's see if we can find it. Okay. Blue, green, pink, yellow, red. Or green, pink, yellow, red. That was it! I'm a genius! What's that in there? Oh wait, is there- was there blue? Oh, blue VHS. Here we go. Put that guy in there. I just don't want my back to be turned to the door, if I'm honest. Grab pack. Tighten the straps. Hold both cannons. Okay. Pull the trigger to fire. Okay. Pull it again to retract. Great. Well how do I get that? Only fire at small objects. Do not fire at a co-worker. Okay. I can grab off someone's head? Wire's conductive. Use for rewiring. Thank you. Hey. Thank you. I thought that whole thing was gonna fall off and I thought I saw something, but I guess I didn't. That's so cool. I still really don't like this at all. It's creepy. It's just a little creepy. So what am I supposed to grab with this? Huh? Oh. Oh, I see it now. Were there any other hand things? I don't think so. I think it was just the one. I don't like him. Whoa. I can't give him a high five. Why not? See, isn't that a nice high five? What is this shit? Okay, so he's gonna hug us till we die. Great. Huh. Huh. Huh. I just don't like this at all. Power. Wait. I'm gonna close that. I'll put it around here. Okay. Dude, be kind to others. Show up on time. Dude, not hide behind the doors to scare Leith Pierre. Don't stay past 8 p.m. Misuse company time. Tamber with machinery. Enter innovation. Wing without authorization. Oh, there's blood here. Huh. Wait, where am I supposed to send the power to? Well, I don't have multiple hands. Right? Oh. Oh, damn. That's pretty cool. Can I bring it over here? Or no? Okay. How far out can I bring it? How long can I make my hand? My name's Huggy. Huggy wuggy. There we go. Isn't that nice? Yeah, that's great. I'm unsettled. Yep. I fucking knew it, dude. I knew it. I knew he was gonna be gone. My name's Huggy. Huggy wuggy. Make a friend. Let's turn away to hell. Huh. Leith and you're brave. You're brave. You're very, very brave, okay? You can do this. All you gotta do is just get to the other side, I'm sure. Nothing's gonna harm you. If it does, you're a big strong man, okay? Okay, ready? Three, two, one. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Shit! Ah, shit. I hated it. I hated it. What's all this blue goop? Oh. Another VCR tape, huh? But where is the tape? Once again, game? It's very, very damn in here. Okay, so we don't have another tape. Not here, anyway. Periodal? Remember to take breaks. Hmm. Yuck, yuck, yuck. Okay, what's... What do we got here? Am I supposed to go down here? I'm just gonna come... Come through here. Grab all my stuff. Just grab some things. No one's gonna harm me. Everything is gonna be fine. Okay. How do I get the second hand? How do I get the second hand? Oh, I want the second hand for sure. Oh, hmm. Oh, right. Some sort of puzzle, huh? I didn't know that I could do that. I still didn't... I didn't see a... Is this where I came through? That's where I came through. We don't need to go back down that hallway. That's spooky-ass hallway. At least I don't think. Was there a... There's just a tube down the... Down the what? There's just a tube lead. Oh, no. Where does the tube lead? Do we have to go down the tube? I don't want to go down the tube. I don't want to... I don't want to go down the tube. Oh! Damn, dude. I almost went down the tube! That would have been crazy. That would have been so foolish of me to go down the tube. Come on back now. Give me that cool hand. You got two hands, huh? What do you mean, grab? Grab it again. Do I need to do two? Is there multiple? Multiple... multiple... There's many ways for me to go. God. I don't like it down here. Not very much. Not very much at all. Maybe I need to go back down here. Oh, what's here? I understand. I understand, I understand. Wait. Here? Here? Is this correct? Where am I going? Ugh, fuckin' A. I don't like the way this is going. I... Oh! Trash! More trash. Where am I? Oh, fuckin' A. Okay, down at the Minion Receptor. Christ. Okay, what do we have here? Make a Friend. Make a Friend, 1960. Our founder, Elliot Ludwig, was a visionary. He set the stage for all of Playtime Co.'s greatest feats. Yet, of all the amazing things that he created, Make a Friend Machine, it's one of the most creative, impressive, and advanced. It's solely responsible for nearly every Playtime Co. toy sold on the market to this day. All it needs is to be fed with the proper parts and then it will paint, assemble, and do a quality inspection of all of the toy all on its own. Gone is the need for complex sorting or backbreaking labor. This machine can do all that and more. Nobody leaves without a toy. Okay, so I gotta make a toy and put it in there. Can I go up here? Let's do some investigative work. Real quick. Oh, love. Is it rust or is it blood? My favorite game! Good job. Good job, me. Oh, I see. Oh, I see. Okay. So, I'm assuming that it currently does not have power. So we are going to have to give it power some way, somehow. Can we not do it that way? Well, what if? How many of you do we need to do? Whoa! That was kind of cool. Okay. Oh, bungee cable! Okay. Well, let's go back down. Wait, did I do something correct? Why is it still electrified up there? Why did that randomly just turn on? What the fuck? Is it making my friends? Okay. Hey, there it goes! There it goes! Here comes the boy. Hello, boy. I don't know. I literally don't know what I did. I, sure. I guess it just came on all of a sudden. Nicely done. Good. Good for you. Copy, you look healthy. Where's my toy? Where's my toy? Where's my toy? There's my toy! There, there it goes. There he is. There he is, there he goes. What the fuck? Where do I, where do I go? Down into this hell. Fucking Christ. Oh, hug man. Hug man was... Oh! He's coming down! He's coming up this shaft! Don't! Holy fucking shit. My guy. Oh my fucking god. This is my least favorite thing ever. This is my least fucking favorite thing ever. Danger? Holy shit. I fucking hate this. Oh my god. Jesus Christ. Where? This is the worst day of my life. Why am I walking so slow? Go. Fucker! Die! Die! Oh my god. I hate everything. Did I get him enough? The flower. The flower. I found the flower. I cannot believe I made it through that in one go. That was a whole lot of luck in just turning at the right time. I hope he broke his back enough. Oh, that says run. No stop. Go back run. Danger turn around. Well, sounds good to me. How many hug boys are going to be down here? I'm still hearing the electrical sound. I think I just had a little glitch in the game. Oh my god. Maybe if I... Nope. Even if I pause it, there's a... Oh well. Sorry guys. Sorry to ruin the ambiance. This is going to be the worst thing ever. Finally. Oh, it's you. Are you? Okay. Shit. That was really good. I really liked that. I really liked how the whole thing wasn't just like being chased by a thing. And it was just the very end. That was awesome. I really liked that. Am I excited to play chapter 2? I don't know if excited is the right term. I'm intrigued. I don't know if I'm excited particularly. I hate being chased like that. I really like the character design a lot of that monster. That was really cool. I really enjoyed that a lot. That was a good mix of the pacing was really good I feel like. Because it wasn't all just like jump scare being chased or whatever. Because that can get really old really quick. And so I like how basically the whole thing was just a puzzle game that was just building the suspense of because we obviously know that that thing is going to come after us basically once we see it I mean obviously it's in the beginning credits or in the thing or whatever. Is there chapter 2 already? No, it's just chapter 1. Okay. But obviously as soon as it moves it's just like okay, when is it going to get us? And the whole time it just kind of leaves you like just kind of clenching and then you get a little bit comfortable once you get to the toy making part because it's like okay and then it gets you and that chase was maybe uncomfortable. Anyway hope you enjoyed let me know if you did. I'm definitely going to be playing chapter 2 whenever it's out. I don't know if it already is. But thank you guys so much for watching hope you enjoyed it. If you did make sure to slap that like button right in the face and I will see you guys in the next video. Love you all. Stay cranky. Bye.