 Hi, sorry to bother you sir, but I'm looking for a Todd snap that's what the government calls me Oh, I'm so sorry. I guess my pictures. It's a little out of date. Yeah Well, who hasn't had a rough year or two here or there? Okay. What do you want? I uh, I got a job I got to do I'm your new apprentice Professor mirror should have mentioned I would be by yeah, he might have I'm not usually listening when he's yapping But you know what sure why not? Maybe you last longer than the last kid were they not up to your standards. I promise sir I won't let you down. Nah, our buck got him Hey, get down here rule number one be discreet What's your password like? These are some shots from my portfolio. I'm pretty proud of Nobody would tell you how to take a picture. Jeez Poke one's barely in the frame in this one Just miss what no that's a basic rule of third shot It balances the composition for better visual interest that is the biggest load of Bufalon I have ever heard you know what you do need my help so listen up Why don't look at me like that. It's just a hyper potion. Is that even safe? Maybe all right, but first category Placement we've already gone over this smack dab in the middle of the frame none of that thirds or quarters business Okay, fine. I suppose it's more of a clinical assignment. So Sure, that's more like it. All right next category size pop with squirt How big should the subject be big enough to show detail but not big enough to dominate the shot wrong? You need to get all up in those grills if I cannot see straight down that quagsire's nostrils and into its brain You were not close enough. Okay, that can't be right That's so invasive and that brings me to my last category pose Oh student of infinite wisdom. Tell me what kind of pose is best my education tells me I want as natural a pose as possible, but my gut tells me you're about to tell me I'm wrong wrong wrong wrong Arceus they're filling your generation's head with filth No, listen, we want the subject to be doing as outrageous the thing as possible Anybody can get a shot of a light bird sleeping. What's the point if it's not rampaging or being hurled in the middle of a twister or something? Oh, and if it's just sitting there I'm just supposed to wait until it has a mental break and attacks. Don't be stupid That's what these are for Smack someone dead in between the eyes of one of these and I guarantee you'll get a shot worth taken What? I know right back when I was learning we used racks But then the safari zone had to go and make the news and ruin that for all of us You know what? I think I'm better off on my own I respect what you did in the past, but you are a disgrace to ecological surveys survey There's a no survey. Then what are you doing out here? I'm poker Ratsi You know how much Silph go will pay for pictures of famous Pokemon doing stupid stuff way more than any university arts grant Let me tell you Speaking of let me show you how to practice Hey, you peek at you I heard ashes back together with misty how does dawn feel about that? How about me any comment? Okay, can help me. You gotta help me kid. Hey everyone. Thanks for watching We would like to give a big shout out to our fan Alec who suggested a Pokemon snap video Do you want to be cool like Alec? Of course you do if you donate to our patreon You too can suggest a video that we will turn into a sketch You can go to patreon.com slash door monster not only donate for that But also to hang out with us monthly at pizza time and there's a couple other cool tears check them out It's great another big shout out to our friend Aaron who played the photographer in this video not the greasy one That was me. She was the cool one She has an Etsy where she makes super cute little stickers and magnets. Aren't these adorable? They are Check it out. You can find her Etsy at Murphu in me are f you and Ethan has put the URL right here for you to click on But don't don't don't click on it here because that's it's a video just pause you should click on in the description below this