 Boy do I love light switches. Love turning them on and off. So much fun. I love turning on lights next to my large collection of throwable objects and also empty notebooks. It was sure would suck if someone named Carol Thomas showed up to ruin all my fun. Carol Thomas, Carol Thomas, Carol Thomas. Hey, I've been here for like half an hour. Can we please just call this a shade and go home? We need at least one piece of evidence. I do we though. I feel like the evidence is pretty conclusive. Let's go through the checklist. I've already done the checklist. Ghost riding. No, nothing. Temperatures. I could use a jacket, but not technically freezing. EMF reading. No, it's been on the whole time and still nothing. Have you tried insulting it? I am embarrassed at the things I have called this ghost. Where have you been? Uh, what about the salt? Uh, anything specific about the salt? Uh, I found a footprint, but there's also salt on my shoe, so that was probably me. So nothing touched it? Maybe it's a race. Well, I guess it didn't touch salt. Lots of things cannot touch salt, including nothing. Kyle, what's your sanity at? It's fine. I've been going to therapy lately. I'm in a pretty good place. It has to be low for a shade. How low? Uh, I think the ghost told us on the spear box. I think he said 15%. Pretty sure that was a Geico commercial. Find a cursed object or get on Facebook or something. Are all three of you in the van? What is wrong with you? I'm not. Well, it won't come out unless we're alone either. It clearly makes no difference. There's not been a single ghost event since we got here. Well, my flashlight flickered a minute ago, so... I heard yelling at one point. It's probably just me. I've been yelling at it the whole time. This is why our policy is three bedrooms are less. I can barely narrow down the ghost room between these two. The flashlight looking at this four bedroom... Oh, my God. There's words. There's ghost words in the ghost book. We got evidence. Woo! Finally! This is going to be a shade. She says, you're stupid and unreliable and never accomplish your goal... Oh, never mind. This is just my therapy journal. There's still no ghost. Which room are you in? Dude, you're in the wrong house. Would you like to watch me sleep? Well, now you can over on patreon.com slash dormonster. In case you haven't heard so far, I'm trying to raise the monthly amount on Patreon back up to 4K. We started around, like, 2K, and now we're at, like, 3.16 or something. You can donate just a dollar and get access to a bunch of bonus content, like streams and podcasts. Higher tiers give you more stuff, and if we reach 4K by the end of the month, Kyle Sleepstream will help ease my mind so that I can get in some good naps.