 Every now and then over at the Hollywood headquarters a group of directors they get together they say hey You know, it'd be really cool Well, like you know what our audience would really like if we made a kid show, right? But but we paid a bunch of artists and writers to come up with the most terrifying shit Imaginary and that's a great idea. In fact, I mean exactly what you're talking about right now I call it the shape ease the shape ease was his 2002 kid show that I watched as a kid about these shapes There was like a ball a triangle a rectangle and many others, right? The whole show was centered around helping kids identify these objects by giving the shapes a Personality and like a distinct solo they're making them stand out even more now Look at these shapes for a second I want you to take a good look at them while I say this show didn't even last a single year Excuse me didn't even last for half a year and I really wonder why you know Could could it be that maybe the kids weren't learning as much from the show as intended? Maybe the voice actors that maybe they weren't getting paid enough and they quit or maybe Maybe it could be that having your main characters of a kid show look like creatures from the seventh stage of hell Might not be the greatest idea. There's something about the show the beady eyes The clunky textures everything in the universe being The gerry animation it builds up this sense of unease, you know a fear I feel like at any point the show I might just get up for a glass of water and find one of my family members Dead in the kitchen as one of these shapes dances around the body singing their fucking shit song now the shape is while Yes, it gave every kid night terrors It didn't even come close to the darkness that Disney released upon the globe It's a movie called can of worms and the scariest part about the movie isn't really the movie itself It's the fact that the person that created these monstrosities is still out there freely roaming the streets So the movies about this kid this absolute dork loser and he just sucks at life So he's like, ah, the reason I suck so much. It's because I'm special. I'm probably an alien I don't belong on this planet. He gets the sanity knocked out of him in a football game. He starts hallucinating I sort of go into a doctor to check the see if he has a concussion. He's like, nah, I don't need to do that I just need to open the damn Take note this whole reason for opening the stargate was for some alien to take him off of planet Earth And when an alien comes to do just that he's like what take me off this planet Well, why would I want to do that? Now? This is where the actual horror begins right if this kid doesn't go through the stargate with this alien dog now a Bunch of other aliens will start popping up and they'll try to persuade him to go to their planet And at first it doesn't sound too scary until you see what they look like But you know what I can understand this one, you know, I can understand this one I can even understand this one despite the fact that if I look at it for more than four seconds It makes me want to gouge out my eye sockets, but what the fuck is this? What is this? It's a PG movie, right? And they allowed the directors to get away with with putting green slime over an aborted fetus and calling it an alien And this name the scariest part of the movie later on exists this creature that comes through the stargate, right? But he's not as nice as other aliens. In fact, he enslaves other races and he keeps them locked up And at first it's like oh, well, he just looks like a regular human, but then