 It's a sad day today Jersey Shore got cancelled man I gotta tell y'all when this first when this show first came out I was one of the people that I guess it's seen the previews of commercials for it it was just like what is this fucking corny bullshit like people are raving over this shit like what the fuck is this right so um one day I'll never forget never forget I was getting ready I had to get a shower and my girl was coming down and we were gonna go somewhere I forgot where we're going right and I said I look baby I'm about to jump in the shower um no this is what happened I was waiting for her to come down right so when I was waiting for her I started watching Jersey Shore cuz I had shit to do I got hooked like a motherfucking minnow I got hooked all right like a guppy like a fucking shark I just I just couldn't believe how hooked I was on this motherfucker I like a tuna in the big-ass net I was caught these motherfuckers were so funny to me I was like nah they're not doing this they not like from I'm gonna go through the whole crew all of them had me cracking up I was just like this is fucking insane that I'm hooked I'm there I watched what first it was one of them you know Sundays it was Sunday you know on Sundays where MTV runs a marathon episodes that's exactly what it was and I'm sitting down I watched one I say I gotta see what happened in this next one now watch the next one right my girl got there and I said look I got jumping the shower I'm sorry I didn't get ready yet all right she was like you watching this fucking corny bullshit watch it I was in the shower about 15 minutes when I got out I said all right babe I'm almost done that's it we gonna go she was like I want to see what happens next yeah you see that shit we was talking shit on this fucking show ain't even see it judging a book by its cover and we was hot and you know I know there's plenty of y'all that feel it's garbage anyway you know I mean no matter what you thought was garbage from the beginning it was very controversial a lot of you know Italians just said that's not real Italians and we don't all act like that now y'all know what it fucking feels like you know I'm saying now I definitely knew that's not how all Italians act I grew up around Italian kids I know different Italian kids I already know anybody that thinks that from their TV experience this is all how people act you need to rethink yourself I almost want to say you're stupid sometimes people just are ignorant and they don't want to think for themselves but yeah I know that's only a subsection of Italians so anyway I start watching yourself guess who got me watching the show in particular Mike Mike is off the fucking hook Mike's fucking crazy he's done he has got to be the mode one of the most arrogant conceited fucking insecure just motherfuckers I've ever seen in my life he's like a train wreck I could not not watch him I don't know if this is a personality he made for the show if he was really like this but damn situation I do like that that he coined that term like that I do like that he's doing this thing I mean if anything he's a business man so whatever Paulie I love Paulie was almost like did he was all around even dude he was the dude he didn't start no fucking shit he was he was always joking he had a good time that's how he was you know I mean I could definitely hang with him plus he's a DJ get the party rockin you know I'm saying Vinny was cool Vinny's kind of like the he was kind of a little introvert type you know it's kind of shy didn't really step to girls I used to be like Vinny so I definitely you know can can get with that like he could be my boy anytime he wasn't a troublemaker neither fuck Mike I can't hang with Mike Mike I could see you at a party and like all right cause yeah do your thing and I'm going the other way because he's a magnet for drama I could hang with Ronnie too I like Ronnie sound like the cool laid-back muscle head you know I'm saying I liked him I had no problem with him whatsoever he got a little bit too much you know I mean he got you know gotten fights and shit but but one thing with Ronnie he's too fucking sensitive I've never met a dude that sensitive and if he was I didn't know it you can she you want to see me crying on national television like that multiple episodes crying over that girl no way whatsoever it wouldn't happen right now let's get to the girls Angelina you know what I always thought Angelina looked good but I don't know for the way it was cut together whatever but her personality just it don't seem to mix with anybody like even though they're bunch of crazy motherfuckers on the show and got they got their own issues for some reason she didn't I don't know man she but I always thought she looked good I thought she was straight but she just her personality just I so guess she was out after that was the second or third season they brought it back in never anyway yeah you got Angelina me got snooki snooki is crazy she's fucking fucking nuts and she her man that's opposites attract right there cuz he's real yo he's real like calm real even tone seems like a real nice guy but she is there's no way she's borderline whore I'm sorry to say she borderline whore the stuff that she has done on that fucking show I'm sorry smoke if you see this you cool but the shit lie the shit you did with it man I'll walk down on you too if you was showing your ass and all that shit in the club too it wouldn't have been me jay wow she looks good she's in great shape but I don't know whether she smoke why was with her voice being that deep she almost kind of sounds a little tranny I don't know if she smokes or what but she seems pretty cool but she fights too fucking much too fucking much she is too fucking ghetto too fucking whatever you want to call it trash whatever she's wow I couldn't bring her out she come out she don't look the part she looks better than she actually too much fucking fighting too much fucking attitude nah you understand but she helped me for a great show so snooki just like the rest of the fellas do then you got Deena Deena came on later of course in Deena I was what was funny was I was friends with Deena on my space back with my space everybody would like people were just going in click checks that they thought look good and if they accepted them as a friend they accepted me I mean that's how that you're just a lot of people just see how big they could build their list of friends and whatever and I remember I remembered because of when there was a news clip and they came out that was like new member to Jersey Shore and I'm just like why is that girl so familiar to me and one day I think I'd seen like either a poster I was going through my friends I was like oh shit that's why she looked familiar she catches the best angles on her myspace page I don't know where Facebook but I was like this bitch don't even look like she doing her pictures on my space because she looked way better on my space than she did in person but Deena saw a personality went you know she you know she she can be good looking when she wanted to she was real cool I can hang with Deena you know she was no problem she's fucking too wild to all them lesbians express episodes and a lot of shit nothing against lesbians but she's wild I couldn't go out with a chick like that her earth snooki two peas in a pod I mean the holiday in the glass or blast in the glass whatever it is shit she was saying and last we got Sammy now Sammy I think to all fellas to almost all the fellas that watched this show she is the best choice she the best choice to go out with period she she looked good and she always carried us off as a lady said she acted up a couple times at the club though she got the but she was cool you know I mean everything about it was mild she wasn't wild and when she was with her dude she was about now you know what though the first season when she was like in Mike and she went straight to Ron I thought that was real fucked up it sit she was hurting on that shit his face go back and watch that first season he his feelings was fucking hurt so anyway that's all I got to say I got everybody right you know I mean then you got the side cast like the unit and you know Roger you know saying and I thought they was cool you know I had no problems with them unit seems like he'd be funny to hang around with like pride drama follows him like it follows Mike but anyway I know a few people that know them too and they said they they're pretty cool people say they really like that but they did say situation is kind of wild like he's anyway we're getting all that you know me this is taking too long but I knew it was coming a new cancellation was coming because last season I was just like I missed a few episodes because I was just like they give it damn but hey they had they run they did well they made their mark in history on society TV television history and anything they did they think they helped MTV achieve the record breaking stats and profit and all that stuff so hey hats off to y'all y'all did your thing American dream you know I'm saying so several magnets signing off y'all tell me what y'all think about the cancellation of the Jersey Shore