 Hahahaha Twisted twist to testicles and how to go to hospital. You ever had that oh, man. I've had that nine times bullshit Nine times I'm twisting but oh Welcome to episode number 35 of the mighty muckle fully actual podcast Five episodes left everybody and let me tell you we still there's a stubborn few a man of tickets left All right, our live show 11th of November. Okay. We want to sell out It'd be very embarrassing if we rocked up and there's like, you know 40 ampere seats or so Whatever we got left. So if you're free in Brisbane 11th of November the tickets are $40 each come and watch our live show And then we're gonna go out and get drunk together afterwards. There's a bar tab that we're putting on Okay, Willem Powerfish is gonna be there. It's gonna be a wild wild night Yeah, don't make us look like for client is yeah, please please we we increase the size Thank God we didn't do up to 500 man at one point. We're gonna do three million Yeah, we're gonna considering that getting a venue for three million play people. It's out of there's rock That's never been done. I know that's why we're like, let's be the first to sell out of three million venue Yeah, we're gonna be on top of air's rock and then everyone's gonna be underneath it We're just gonna sing and dance and shit and do Shuys Okay, not air's rock but like something like somewhere near it like Uluru big building on a big scaffolding The same size as Uluru, but next to it. So we don't stand on Uluru a big scaffolding tower next to it We would get like a replica. So it's safer. Can we all sing? Happy birthday concert song together. Happy birthday. It's Matt's birthday everybody. Yeah, it's not Anyway, what shit talk what's happened on the weekend? Oh man What look like well Yeah, pretty much a fucking 15 days sober today can't fucking feeling good having good night's sleeps more energy less Anxiety and depression Losing some weight. I've really let myself go. I don't know if I've talked about this but man I've seen some I had a shirt off in the video the other day and I was just so disgusted It's hard because yeah, once you sort of start to go down that path It's just like you just start treat treat treat treat treat treat then bang fat so fat, but now it's all good fucking Fucking getting better No, it's we're running here. We're fucking exercising every day. I'm just gonna exercise every fucking day Can't and what about you mate? You had you had your little flay-lay over. Hey, I Went for a walk a Sunday walk who we're seen injured who is so I haven't been able to but that walks Okay, your knees for climbing a little bit. It's still pretty fucked, but I've got the walk out What are you gonna do about that? Are you gonna fix it? I'm doing physio with Jimbo's mum Is it working? Yeah. Oh, that's fuck. Yeah, so your knees back to normal pretty much not back to normal But it's slow slow is walking okay for it. I did seven K walk was fine. Oh fuck Yeah, too much. It was just tight So does it swell up like a balloon? No, not anymore. Does it hurt when you twist on it little it feels weird So no dancing. Yeah, all you know twist and shake none of that on them. What about golf? Yeah, I think I can get back to that. I don't think I don't think that you should do that Yeah, I don't want to do it I only come so I can hang out with you guys because that's all you guys fucking do now It's been over two weeks since I've played golf and I am lies lies lies lies. I saw we went to the drive That's not golf. Yes, it is driving range is just like that's like okay. It's another stupid part of golf The golf is you need the real you need a green and you need the nature You need all of that. Oh the the potential to get birdies. Oh Fuck you for saying that hey that is on the level of fucking stickers. No No, I feel you I feel what you go off is cooler than what you're going to golf is cooler than recycling Fucking basketball cards stickers and movies all put together Movies my one hobby trumps all your hobbies put together movies stickers and recycling There are more fans of that than there are golf. Yeah, but they're losers more fans No, golf let us know in the comments guys. What do you think's cooler golf or stickers? Hang on I said movies stickers recycling. I can't win against golf with just stickers Well, Tim show me golfers out there I really really would love to if I had time if there was two weeks in one week I would spend that second week doing a channel a golf channel and that would do a Joking it's for clients in the for clients. Just speaking of channels fucking our James has started filming. He's gonna study his own YouTube channel. He's very adventurous very outdoorsy I was just gonna vlog his adventures. He does all these crazy shit solo adventures And he was just like pointed a mountain and he'll be like sitting down somewhere I'm gonna climb that I'm gonna climb that any without any equipment and your safety equipment He was in Thailand once and he was just having Breakfast and he's staring at this mountain and he's like I'm gonna find climb that and he just literally just jumped on He's a scooter and scooted towards the mountain and got there and could try to climb it I think something happened rather than rain and it flooded or something, but he got pretty much up there Yeah, man, he does he does some crazy shit and he doesn't name the channel yet So once we know the channel and well, he'll film a few episodes first He's got to edit all the content so it's a little while away But James gonna stay his own little fucking adventure chance gonna be fucking sick Very fun. And yeah weekends are um, I'm far more productive now that not fucked up all the time and just crippled Just in a ball of fear death soon But yeah, I agree. It's much I found I went to the gym both days. Yeah, so did I it's sort of like that's your new drug You sort of replace the bad habit with a good habit. It's nothing on a fucking big fat line, but can't Go fuck me. Oh, I took my girlfriend my new girlfriend on the Sunday walk Did she enjoy the walk, yeah, what did you guys talk about lots of things that cannot Yeah, sorry, I know you're gonna get so I was She asked me how we're going for the like how you know What's the lie of how's it going preparing for the live and I said, I will I haven't done much but um, but I Thought that was the perfect time to mention because I hadn't told her yet that there's Sorry kind of bleep bleep And yeah, so I decided to mention Yeah, the mince bottle and how did she take it? Yeah, pretty good. Well, there you go So that would be that would be like a burden having that knowing that you have to tell someone that because you don't want to give You new girlfriend like the ick and I think well, that's like I don't really know this person have ever think that Well, here's how it came up like I know she wasn't like the biggest fan of spitting and saliva Because I think I I think I said something on my mouth and I spat it out just like that Thank you Michael for doing that blow that Connor Um, and I was I was interested. Oh, she's like spit kind of freaks me out kind of similar to you the way you do Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure that's just normal to me. I think it's a normal thing I just you know, I've just hung around Marty and Michael so much that when I spit 50% say no and 50% I cool with it. I think it's more like an like a 95 I'm not 5% that's the for it. I think yeah spit spit, pardon And so I was explaining that I sometimes, you know pick up spit and be a bit sick and You show her and anyway, um, no, I didn't show her I just just said that and then she was alright That's a bit weird and okay, and I said and then I was like maybe I should mention the cum bottle too But she was okay with If there was a button here right now and you had to press it and she was bald forever But you got half a million dollars. Would you press it? Half a million. Yeah. Oh, no. What a mill half you would definitely do that mill problem for ever Yeah, for ever and you only gonna half a mill half a mill won't even last me a couple of years And she would never know that it was you caused it. Yeah, maybe why am I allowed to get it Transplant all of a sudden you're you're like higher status because she's lowered herself. She's bald now For a mill. Okay. All right. Yeah, see what we can start. We'll start to go find me See if there's a way we're gonna think of like a black magic I'll ask her She says I'll see what she says. I would go bald for a million dollars. So would I Wouldn't I wouldn't really car for a million dollars. You wouldn't shave your head as if you wouldn't you've shaved your head before for free Yeah, that's because I walked down the fucking driveway with a million dollars cash and said shave your head right now And that's it. You don't have to be permanently. Oh just to shave my head for a bit Yeah, yeah for a million dollars right now though right before your wedding. Oh fuck. Yes Yeah, fucking eat that million dollars up and I'd be like look This yeah, well guess what we've done Michael. Yeah Million dollars. I wish man. That'd be so one day maybe one day. Maybe one day. Maybe we can do that But you might have got a loan for a million dollars and put it down The bank wouldn't even be able to give that in cash. They can't even give 10 grand out anyway That's another story shit Sorry Drink mother. All right, let's do the fucking sponsors. Oh by the way guys today We got we got some guests coming on soon the Reese Bros. All right there like up-and-coming Tiktok slash Instagram guys. They do little skits a little Aussie skits. Yeah, very funny boys Yeah, super nice boys. We met him at the Gary v thing. Oh, did you yeah, and we're like fucking come on boys Come on and so they'll be on soon. I might kiss one. Yeah, have a go at it Tom and Kel and their names are and yeah, so they'll be joining us today And you guys can get a bit of an insight into what it's like to be a an up-and-coming Content creator, you know, we're very good Oh, man, yeah, we had misfit minds on now look how big yeah big we fully blew the It's probably pretty much at our fault that they're Yeah, sorry about that. Sorry guys. I'm gonna put you up there James Lee. He's now famous. 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I mean we were doing it the podcast as it was sort of happening Yeah, that's really speak about because I think so didn't we Last week was there a fire here. It was only tough. We only touched on it more and more I'm pretty sure we did talk about it. It was a fire welcome to the podcast Michael Fire It's only just registered that Michael's mind is always three minutes behind Are we talking about fires for a bit? Yeah, okay. Yeah. No, look, yeah, we did talk about I remember we spoke I know we spoke because James is here in his outfit and And stuff, but I don't know if there was there more to talk about that. Yeah, it comes out 31st of October It's like a TV show they're making it then you're gonna pitch it to shows and Post it on their YouTube channel and we're all in it and it's probably gonna be fucking hilarious if you've seen their sketches They're like a minute and a half usually this is 30 minutes long So it's like a cracking sketch, but hugely long. So I'm expecting it to be fucking hilarious It was so much fun to do everyone was so cool to hang out with they were really my people too because everyone was doing jokes about movies There was Star Wars jokes going on and Lord of the Rings. Well, that's enough. I always bring it. I was wrapping worms hard Oh, yeah, Michael did bring one. Anyway, we spoken about this, but did you hear fucking Nickelodeon? You know the cartoon. Oh, yeah, I know Nickelodeon. They've they're fucking talking to Connor He met the other guy that that runs or works the Australian rep for Nickelodeon. Wow So that's fucking awesome if they can get picked up by Nickelodeon then it's like a children's channel But and they're pretty much Jay Paul. Yeah Yeah, Disney All right, we're gonna have a fucking fat bon break and we when we come back We're gonna be sitting there with the Reese Bros. We're gonna talk to them about everything that's happened today Sorry bon break So with our guests today guys We've told them beforehand a bunch of facts about Matt Brown that they have memorized and they're gonna pretend that they have all Of these really insane obscure things in common with Matt Brown and watch how excited Matt Brown gets during this Okay, this is a lie. So that that will happen during the guest part of the show and sit back and enjoy and We're back and we are here with the Reese Bros up and coming what would you call yourselves tick tockers content creators? Like what you tick tock you guys every fucking thing you guys pose gets millions of views Would you say tick tock is your main platform? Yeah, I suppose so I don't really like being seen as a tick tock Social media creators Introduce yourselves boys who I is and and let let the audience know a little bit about what you do exactly so two brothers that Make relatable like comedy content on yeah tick tock Instagram and all those kind of places and I basically would just pull the Piss out of Australian culture. Yeah. Yeah, so fucking one of the easiest places to pull the piss out Yeah, that's just what we know and like Pretty much all of our videos revolve around that and yeah, so like Aussie comedy skits. Yeah, pretty much You boys have done in the past. Yeah The goats of a day well watching that fucking one the other day Aussie dad comes You play Dharma didn't you know I played the Aussie You drank him any all the cups The best ones the ones where you don't expect the ending out Yeah, that's what we're always like trying to think about like how can we just be make people go what the fuck Yeah, and or just do something that's like doesn't make any sense or you're really stupid Yeah, yeah, so what he's on on tick tock. He's a grown pretty quick. Hey, yeah We're solo nearly on 600 so we pretty much like we didn't start like a year ago But like we kind of like we're fucking around a little bit and then like we're like pretty much a year ago A week like a year and a week ago. Like we was like fuck it. Let's take it seriously And then we just started going crazy straight away. Yeah, they're like a year ago We had a thousand followers and then now it's like we're on the s680 on So six six five eight so on tick tock and then 200 on insta. Yeah So who's so Tom yeah Tom and Kel yeah, yeah, yeah brothers. Yeah older brother. Oh, yes, I Reckon oh, yeah, probably there's more age wisdom in you. There's more you can see youth in you in the eyes It's a bit more weathered the night 28 all the time Boys, I'm 22 23 Man so young remember being young So fucked man, that means we were 18 we're probably in coaching. Yeah, we would be we probably coach you guys play tennis Yeah, you can coach us now if you want You guys are pretty tall and athletic do you guys play any any sport? I've been into soccer You support any any like any of the Aussie teams. Yeah, well dad was like, you know a big Arsenal fan back in the day So, yeah, we've been supporting them pretty much since day one, but what? Oh Shut up and that's the other thing you guys when you guys came in you got we found out you guys from palm beach Yeah, yeah, yeah, which is where Matt is from. What the fuck is with Palm Beach? Parmy I mean, yeah, it's so gold coast. That's the leader of the party Oh It's a core Parmy So are you guys do you still have like a job as well or are you guys full content creation now? Oh, so we buy and sell furniture That's why when Tom walked in he was sussing out your couch Do it do it do it. No, no, we don't we just like pretty much rip it off. Hey 500 and sell it for 600. Yeah. No. Yeah pretty much. Yeah, so more like get it for free sell for 600 You guys make a kill on doing that. Oh, it's just enough to survive. Yeah, you can push it further But obviously we're trying to do that the content shit. Yeah, we sort of had to do the uber driving Yeah, yeah, I remember hearing that. Yeah, like that's such a genius idea Yeah, man, and we were if we were smart enough, we I suppose you need a Uten shit, too Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna you yeah, that's why I had a table you couldn't You can try and sell that We'll give an old photo when it wasn't fast and put up on marketplace pretty much what we do anyway And you go, oh well I got first before that So what did you guys do did you guys have like a job before that or you guys just always been flicking? Yeah, so pretty much Cal was a plumber and then I was a real estate agent and I fucking hate I end up hating it We're about and then yeah, it's fucking terrible But then I quit and I saw on tiktok the couch flipping thing and I was like, oh fuck I'll just give it a go. I don't have a job and then I just figured it out straight away And then I've been I pretty much been doing it for like nearly three years now So You just find free shit. Yeah, go and pick it up. You put it on for sale and then just drop it off. Yeah pretty much Yeah, yeah deliveries like the king. Yeah, that's what I just I just finished my trade I was like itching to get out of it. I got I got sick of playing with shit so So then yeah I'm kind of pulled me out of that And then as soon as we both pull like got pulled out of the like the jobs we were doing the full-time jobs That's when the content started to come out and we both split up with misos at the same time as well I then had it all this free time and we're making a bit enough money and you know, we just started to start on content Yeah, but like a whole day pretty much to do content and then from like three o'clock onwards. We do furniture. So it's fucking awesome So good. Hey, yeah, you're vids are getting better and better. I've noticed they're very it gave us like um, inspired unemployed Yeah, for sure. Yeah, you guys watch. Yeah. Yeah, they're probably like one of the main reasons you got into it Like we always inspired us a bit Sort of like like watching content we watched you boys for ages and heaps of other content creators as well And I think their style just kind of stood out to us when we saw it and then yeah, yeah, pretty much, you know like they They got like the whole brand coming out and all that kind. That's come on man. They're like massive It's like yeah, that's like the dream run And you guys are good because you guys when you get to a certain size You're very like commercial friendly. There aren't going to be many brands that want to steer clear of you guys Which is what we've always had issues with. Yeah, you shit won't get demonetised So true. Hey, you guys Hey Common theme from party people What star sign are you guys? I'm a Pisces And um, I don't like the query or some shit. Oh, no, you can't have got me saying or some shit. It's Fuck Because you say to me tinder adventures all the time and then now I'm say it all the time is so I haven't even noticed that yet, but probably What some what month is Pisces again? Yeah, March, baby. Oh fucking Elmer On the 8th Oh I got my wallet out I got my wallet here. I got my license Maybe you guys are the same Oh, fuck me it must be that's that's All right Was your dad All my mom at the moment. Oh, he's real brother, bro. I'm probably not your brother Matt was the mistake that your parents threw in the trash Do you have any other siblings then? Oh, I've got like a stepsister. That's about it. Yeah. That's yeah. Oh, yeah, older Yeah, she's way older. We don't only get to see that much Yeah, she's like the producer of um, Louis or a blue, you know the tv show Oh Where are you from? Oh Yeah, we basically so basically we gave the re-spray like a whole bunch of facts about matt brown I just said can you memorize this and then when we ask you questions is bring up this sort of subtly put it in that This is that and then I thought that they had all these connections But there was no connection I felt the arousal man from from brown behind me He's got a lot of breath on my back. So now that all that lying's done Do you guys actually play any other sport because you guys are fucking big boys You guys, oh, we fucking played a bit of footy back in the day Yeah, I would have suggested afl or something No, no, no. Yeah, leg. Oh union. We're getting like fucking smoke day a lot of skinny as fuck But yeah, we do a little bit of that back in the day. You definitely could have played afl. Yeah, I probably should have played afl We're part of our original Could have a bit of speed on me And um, no, we just pretty much surfed because we grew up in evan's head. You guys know that is near ballina Oh, yeah, down south near barn. Oh, dude. It's so nice there Okay, we've when we went on our road trip when we're 18 we stopped in that that place It's like a little beach. You have to go. It's like a roundabout that you come back, right? Yeah We slept there for a night. Oh Was that that beach we slept on the footpath and it was raining. No, that was yam bar. But yeah, we slept in there Yeah, yeah, it's so pretty there at the rock walls. Yeah. Yeah, it's the same but yeah Anyway, yeah, we grew up there and all you could really do there was skate or surf. So that's pretty much what you did Or you play footy, but obviously tom said we're fucking got too skinny and We're getting so hurt. I was losing as well. So yeah, because your knees would be like the height of someone's head I'm just getting cut off Oh, so what's your hobbies? What are you guys like doing if do you guys play golf you guys get fucked up? Oh, I'll back off. We get fucking so fucked up We end up barley and got fucked up every day. Oh, dude But 23 you've got to that's You can take it. We're following your footsteps Barley's so good for it like it's just So cheap and it's just fuck you can just did you get on the gear as well or just the yeah killed if you get caught with it It's risky, but that's what sort of makes it fun too. What's a way to say? Yeah, it's just accommodating I think you're one you can you can buy it Like even the other day, I have like this, you know, the scooter rider jackets the gojek jackets I have one of them and everyone's like, how'd you get that? And I'm like, we need to do was fucking give him money I remember I got an id for like because I was trying to get uh to say I went to uq Like as a you know, so I could get like discounts and she concession so I just got it made over in barley We should try and buy a baby over there I Flash enough cash see how much money a mum would give a baby up I would watch that video. Is that too fucked though? Will we give it back? You say just kidding and let them keep the money. You keep it. Yeah, we try and Yeah, how can you get away with it? Have you seen in the traffic lights? I just had that baby and they almost put it in your arms I want to get you to give him money It's like an exchange Yeah, how much I mean this title how much is a baby? They'll try and get it in through customs We'll just put it under our fucking and go through the So do you guys go out a bit now or because you guys are prime right now or do you guys just fucking Um, no, we kind of keep it a bit more chill here in os. Yeah. We go out in the weekend. We try to yeah I don't know. It depends like, you know, you just saying like when you go out here She's just like your brain doesn't work. Hey, oh, no It's uh, it's one of our biggest regrets is forming some really bad habits in our 20s We just would fuck ourselves far too often. Yeah, well that was like today We wanted to do like a video of you boys and then we're like, oh the ideas that were coming overhead just weren't that good And we went out on side of that. We want to do it properly Yeah, yeah, boys, you're welcome any time to come up legendary. Shit Break some shit. Yeah So where do you guys live now? Oh, I meant uh, chugging Not enough Our own chugging so just up the road pretty much. Yeah, nice. Uh, it's a good spot So what so is our um doing the social media shit has any as your life changed at all yet? Or like do you guys get stopped in the streets yet? Do you guys get Recognized? Yeah, we noticed like a lot more with the kids. Hey, yeah, literally. Oh, like, um, yeah A lot of the kids like love it. I don't know if maybe they have more confidence or something They just like froth out when they see us, but yeah, I think with your content as well Like when you have a pop and video that week, you do you always notice that as well? Yeah, hell notice like practically and then like say the content starts going shit, you know, it's a drop down Yeah, you're gonna be relevant to get it. Hey, yeah, literally do people get confused with your names? Um, some people would just call us a tiktokers out here On the first name basis of most people Yeah, I reckon most people call me Michael. It's so weird I get Marty all the time. I feel like you look like a Marty and you look like a Michael What does Matt look like? I reckon your name fits Matt all mats me if that would fit as well So what's the plan with it all you guys like want to become like just get paid for your content basically And just do it full time. Is that the goal? That would be the goal for sure. Yeah But we're working on a podcast at the moment. Um, so that's probably like the next thing But we're just doing like one thing at a time. Yeah, like we haven't got anything like super far in the future It's kind of just like, oh, this is what we're gonna work on now. And if it pays off it pays off If not, you know, our brains don't work that far in the future. Yeah So young obviously like in the future. Yeah, we'd love to like, you know, just cruise a bit more and like You know comfortable life, but like for now. Yeah, it's like one thing at a time Otherwise, we just fucking yeah, we can't do like 10 things at once. Yeah as long as you just keep doing it Yeah, that's the main thing. Yeah, something's gonna happen. Yeah, 22 and 23 was it? Yeah, man When we were that age, we were still fucking coaching full time hadn't even started making videos and just going on the seas Yeah, yeah, right. When did you guys start? To like 26 27. Yeah, probably yeah Quite late. So you guys got a good head start. You guys are still early though. Like you're still like Like some of the og. Yeah some of the og guys Yeah, I wish we got in a bit earlier though because we were just fucking around on youtube for a good like three years before we went on to facebook Yeah, yeah, yeah, and facebook was like so good back in the day. Yeah post a video get like a hundred million views in like fucking two days It's just crazy. Yeah, there was some reach back then Mark could rip his toenails off on facebook without any shoes and dog shit eat dog shit or fine It wouldn't get taken down. No now it just get fucking now. We'd be deleted and cancelled immediately Yeah, I'm surprised you guys. Have you guys had any dramas with like tiktok because we have fucking so many problems Our videos are like Chill out. It's like nothing compared to you guys. Yeah, we um pretty much every second video gets deleted all that Restricted all around and we're banned from going live as well It's a bit fucking shit, but yeah tiktok sucks. Oh, yeah, so far. That's why you got the um exclusive Yeah, that's why we got the website. Yeah, that's pretty much our bread and butter these days But it's scary because like yeah, the rules keep changing and then they'll just delete videos from like two years ago back when the rules were different But your exclusive things all sweet I like you can do whatever you want there Yeah, because that's why we're like let's make our own website. So no, there's no rules We had the other day um, we did a video where Tom was the mom and it was just like saying how like when you have to ask You know when you go with a mate and you're trying to ask your mom to go like to your mate's house And you ask your mate to ask your mom Your mate sometimes has it over it a little bit Looking to say no to my like, you know my son's friend Anyway, we did a video about that and let's start tom's smash. There's a plate. Yeah, you flip your shit. I saw it And it's been out for probably two weeks now and then we got a call from the real estate last week being like what the fuck is this video you put up like Like you're damaging property smashing a plate. Yeah. Oh, dude. That's so rough Yeah, we're very lucky. Like it was like some fucking stone bench. She was saying like the owners saw it And they were like sending messages at like one o'clock in the morning like oh my massive paragraphs about it Man, that is so rules. Yeah a hundred percent. Oh Yeah, it sucks. It's just a stupid wall thing. Yeah, it's a floor lose at a bench bench top Same thing floor bench. Yeah, there was a little scratch and then we have to we've got to like pay like fucking like 500 bucks to go get someone to come out and look at it one couch one couch So you guys are renting at the moment. Yeah, just you two living together and another man. Yeah Does he get involved in him? Yeah occasionally. Yeah, he's pretty busy, but like he's always doing stuff. So He does the furniture as well. Yeah Everyone in the neighborhood just saying loungers and shit every day. They're all that suss on us What's the longest you've driven to pick up like a free item? Oh, I've definitely I've came up here a few times out and that's like fucking two hour drive through peak traffic Yeah, my fucking car has no aircon. No radio. It's like the fucking the two windows are smashed He's asking for a handout by a smoker Is that what I can't say? Yeah Holy shit. Well, there you go. Hopefully everyone doesn't start catching on now Hopefully fucking there's not going to be like 20 competitors by the time it's out selling couches and making tiktoks Yeah, what's the what's the family thing of the vids at the start though like So fucking office. I was like, what are you wasting your time for, you know? And then after like, you know people around the community and that kind of get around it and that People tell them they think it's funny. Then they kind of start to change their minds. Yeah at the start. It was so office out Yeah, they were fucking office. They did not like it at all. It's kind of like when you currently justify something It's like hard for someone to believe in you. So yeah, we're like, um Well, even now like because we want to get that like people always mention Oh dad review dad review all this shit and then like there's a couple like one or two blokes in Fucking the small town we live in evan's head that like kind of bag a bag what we do to him Like all the boys need to go get a fucking jaw buck They need to fucking contribute to society and shit and then it gets in his head and he's like, i'm not fucking getting on it Boys like this is so it sucks so much Oh dad so no, no, we'll get him on there. Okay. He won't know No, we're thinking oh, maybe we shouldn't see what he watches this We think we're gonna like um, just call him and do that kind of shit just call him Like you always do that as well. You just call him randomly. Yeah Let's call that and ask him some weird questions in the sea. Maybe we could fucking do a prank call on him today Yeah, we could yeah But like he probably put him on the radar too much that he's like, oh, shit. I will watch the podcast, but it's up to you boys I don't I don't I'm sure He should call him up and say that you're pregnant. What would he do? Wait, they're pretty cool without shit out. Do you think you could call him and tell him you think that your mum's hot? Oh, I know what would piss him off if we told him if we called him and told him the car's fucking Broken down. We're a halfway to the sunny coast trying to pick up a kid A lot of times when we're like ringing him like we always have some sort of issue going on Yeah He's like real good with mechanics and stuff And it always just like ends up getting stitched up with our shit So like if you ever call him we'll say my dad my phone's out of like my car's out of regio And I've just been pulled over Yeah All right, well fuck boys. Well, thanks for um coming on and um, yeah So everyone if you want to have a look at what they do reese bros Rwce b.r.o Is this Oh Se sorry like the chocolate reese. Yeah, that's it on instagram and tiktok and do you guys have youtube yet? Yeah, he's got youtube shorts. Yeah, it's almost like cross posting. Yeah, and facebook and facebook as well Yeah, yeah, well there you go reese bros on all platforms. Give them a bloody watch everyone All right, we're gonna have a quick bong break and we'll be right back with matt versus michael And we're back. All right, as you can see the brown is back on his brown little couch playing with his dress And now it is time For matt versus michael hit it brown quickly three two one hit it back Matt versus michael, it's matt versus michael, it's matt versus michael today Matt versus michael, it's matt versus michael, it's matt versus michael today. Yeah Come come come have fun. Come come come. Oh, who wants to come? Come have fun. Come have fun. Come have fun today Bottle of cum All right for today's competition This is a segment by the way everyone where matt and michael go head to head against each other and we see who The better man is i test them every week on their physical skill their intelligence everything and the winner gets to keep The famous bottle of mints that you see in this box right here And they can do with it. Whatever they want. So there's a lot on the line here Oh, we haven't shown you the bottle. Are we the mints bottle matt? It's mints. It's not it's not Yeah, you will Should we show them at the end? Yeah, we'll show you off camera because we're not allowed we're not allowed to Show it any they know now. I was gonna show you guys my nuts because it like Yeah, show us after We can all show each other our nuts And we can make them all touch like a like a four-way kiss Nuts got huge nuts too big fucking probably cancerous little massive nuts big boulders still ejaculate there. Oh, yeah And today the competition is Who is better? At styling hair matt and michael will be choosing one of the brothers and styling their hair All right, so and then we will be judging all of us who gave them the better hairstyle boys Do you mind getting your hair fucked with a little bit not cut or anything? It's just going to be styled Okay I'll just shave one of their head All right paper scissors rock boys and then the winner gets to pick the model that they want to work with Scissors paper rock. Yes. All right. You just get to pick them up. I'll go with kehl All right, let me get james. I see you Matt don't argue with the judges Good idea to argue with the judges man All right, so James ryan and koopa will be the judges You have three minutes. You can style a hair however you like. We're looking for the coolest hairstyle. Okay original Cool fucking just sexy. All right. That's what we're looking for. You got three minutes. All right Your time starts now Here we go. Here we go Get in the field All right, they're both working hard. None of them have gone for any practice yet. Oh michael has what the fuck is that michael? Isn't that great? Isn't that for your body All right, we're coming up to 30 seconds gone now not much has happened yet the chicks do this All right, we're coming up to a minute here. Remember the small talk guys like all hairdressers One minute gone any tips to barley lately I got two minutes left under two minutes now I'm just gonna have to do a lot of this just because I need it to pop up more. That's how we're gonna win Do you have a girlfriend? He's so used to saying no because it's been like a decade We are nearly at the two minute mark boys you got you get oh, you've just done jade and prasad's hairstyle on him Actually, he's not too bad I don't know what matt is doing It's genuine style or like creative. Yeah, it's like it just I just want to be impressed Michael's just doing what he would do to his own hair All right, we got 40 seconds left boys is a final push here we go. I want some more small talk Yeah 15 seconds left 10 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Brushes down All right, let's have a look at the front of them. Oh, man Look like the fucking edwards is a hand You look exactly the same as when you started that's that's got a bit more zap to it a bit more zap That's true. I guarantee if I don't win this you didn't do anything. He looks exactly the same If I don't win this then the game is rigged The game is rigged remember boys. Don't listen Michael. It's just whatever you you should win this You have long hair. You should have you had a massive advantage in this. Yeah a hundred. That's what I want Yeah, we might not have all right look boys if you saw these two lads walking down the street What would what would you think? Yeah? Who would you want to fuck more and and like which hairstyle would you think fuck that guy knows what he's doing? No, if you could have a hairstyle yourselves, I reckon. What would you want? That's a good question. That was a good question. All right, so Ryan's voted Michael Cooper. What do you reckon? All right, so one all all right. Here we go. It's one all the decider james Do you remember how you spoke to me before? I'm putting that aside because I I'm a I'm a true teacher. So I don't take That came from a place of love and don't take them into account So matt's bedside manner was superior. He was apologizing for being rough. He was checking if you were okay Whereas Michael was just like a moment of of small talk Are you saying I naturally did what you wanted me to do? Yeah, absolutely. I'm sorry. I apologize. No, that's all right As I said, I'm a fair scorer um, but Marty I think Marty's point of Which hairstyle would you feel better walking down the street in? I gotta go Michael. I'm afraid so Michael's gonna Michael He extends his lead 18 to 16 now matt you're gonna have to win these next two to up on it This is getting real fucking you gotta you gotta win these last two otherwise Michael wins and he gets the fucking mince bottle So that's his that was a win for him from this big man. He used to have hair Mate, I haven't had hair for two years What makes you think I was gonna win a hair styling contest? Look, it's all about you. Not you james. Not you Oh 18 16 now to Michael fucking hell if you win like another two I think that's it. Well, we should really find out if he's already won or not because when it adds up at the end That's 35 now and we missed one 36 the week Because we didn't have one during the boss. I think I think there's two more before the finale that would that come that we film So you're gonna have to win both of them to tie it to bring it into the finale. Okay That's fucking exciting. Oh, imagine if I can get it Tied. Yeah, and that's that would be good because that would make it exciting for the finale But I'd be scared for so I might even yeah, I might even um, yeah, we'll see what competitions would come up Okay, so we're moving ones then. All right. Yeah, that's it. All right. I'm sorry. I fucked your hair Dude, I've got a bald hair. I've got no hair. I didn't I had no chance Yeah, I thought they thought that was your real hair. Yeah Should I do it now? So they say give them a look at what's happened to you. Should I do this at the camera or them? Wherever you feel It's like It's like mrs. Doubtfire All right, let's fucking Speaking of Matt, let's move along And uh, let's see how Matt has go even though he's got a girlfriend now Look, we still we still want to see where this ends and it's good to have options too, Matt Right, you'd agree with that. Now you have a girlfriend. See, it's not. Yeah, I do agree. It is nice to have options I think this could be the one you've got a main bitch, but you want some side this could be the one Holy shit, man. That's crazy. You said that but look It's time for Matt Brown's Tinder adventures hit a man Mm-hmm T-i-n-d-o we have Matt's tinder ha ha ha Matthew Brown has lost control now these women will lose their souls All right, and like we said Matt Brown has been a very lonely single sad depressed kind of pathetic fucking Sitting around just fucked up and sad and shit in this fucking house on his own Not anymore fifth wheeling all the time and he's just had a real shit time with girls, right? So Michael and I but not anymore Have taken over his tinder. I've got a girlfriend speak to girls Exactly how we think Matt would speak to them and we do the work for him because his self-esteem is so At the bottom of the barrel that he's not able to talk to girls anymore It used to it used to be but I'm got a girlfriend We make girls days like they get really happy with this this dialogue. It helps that look Matt starts with My body is so sensitive at the moment. Have you ever heard that? As in your whole body or like a tooth? How's your week been? So took a that was last Monday she messaged didn't reply for a while. So hey, sorry I don't go into much week was hectic as shit. My body's sensitivity is through the roof Even putting shirts on hurts my skin. How's your weekend? Why such a hectic week? Maybe you need to change laundry detergent and or soap Done anything weird to cause it my my weekend was good got drunk and I kind of did something a bit bad Yeah, I've stopped using soap and detergent all together. My skin just hurts so badly everywhere. It's really stunting my self-esteem Oh, no, what did you do? Sounds full on have you done a google asked your mom or the bad thing I did I rang my ex while I was hammered to give him some dating advice He needed it, but he kind of started going out with his kids second cousin a bit gross So absolutely understand your stunted self-esteem minds fucked too Google always just thinks everything is cancer. My mom is blind She used to be a welder and not wear any eye protection. Her eyes are fully white now. It's gross Oh my god Your ex sounds so established My skin is pink and it throbs even a light breeze brings me to my knees I'm naked and I'm just calling different doctors and shit. My gp says there's nothing wrong with me My work doesn't believe me and thinks I'm just making this shit up to get off work I think they want to fire me Oh, that's so true. Google does always think everything is cancer. Your mom sounds hardcore. Fuck. That's some game of thrones shit What does she do now? And yeah, my ex is established with a relative at least they can save money on the wedding half the fam My friend's ex left her for her cousin too Must be a thing to combat cost of living your work sounds like a bunch of ass hats. What do you do? My mom just lives off disability payments now. She loves cake Yeah, that's hectic as shit. Their kids are going to come out with like six arms and shit They could be mutants. I used to train jiu jitsu so I could fight crime I stopped a few years ago when I hurt my knee. I work at the horse races in eagle farm I manage the stables horses are so beautiful But i'm the one who has to use euthanize them if they break their ankle Definitely the worst part of my job Oh, wow cakes, huh? She sounds pretty cool I love that your brain jumped from imagining an inbred kid with six arms to reminiscing about your life of crime fighting Well, you're imagining a kid with flailing arms and thinking he'd be good at jiu jitsu or remember that time Holy shit, you work at the races. Do you know luke? He's such an asshole. Just kidding. He's cool You have to euthanize them. That's so fucked up luke's had to keep blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Yeah, mom has a cake a day her sense of taste has increased because her sight is gone Grotes white eyes shooting around the room. It makes me sick Oh, yeah, that's actually exactly how my thinking went I thought six arms would definitely come in handy when fighting crime. You could literally toss yourself off while fighting five men off Yeah, there's two luke's at work. What's his last name? I think luke is coming in tomorrow. So I'll ask him about you Yeah, killing the horses is terrible, especially when the first bullet doesn't do the job So matt starts the conversation Birds piss and shit from the same hole. How was your weekend? They do indeed. It's called their cloaca my weekend was okay working blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Yeah, it's crazy that they have one hole when roosters have sex with them It's kind of like doing on sex at the same time Little rooster cocks pumping my weekend was stallion as I planted like four trees. Where are you? No reply Oh, shit The roosters have dicks Yeah, probably something Yeah, let's get one every as you have had like a human looking dick and little dick and balls It's not a calm cock. He's like a little triangle. I mean, I imagine it's a triangle A red triangle Just stabs into him Matt starts with I'm so stoned. I can barely read That's fantastic. Oh, I just woke up. There was a woman in my bed with me. I don't even remember. What's your name? And that's an ongoing I was just written back I get a lot of people ask me what does Marty just sit at home tindering all day Yeah, literally next to my wife and everyone's like, what does his wife think? I was like, I think I'm pretty sure they do it together Yeah, yeah It's always just Anyway, sorry guys for the um underdeveloped tinder conversations There's some good setups for next week though. So next week it's going to be fucking intense. All right So fucking fucking and that is Matt's tinder adventures. You're welcome, man All right Last week, um, we was the Bosley episode so it came out. So there's no questions on that one So, um, no q&a this week. No, no boxes. Can I just say one thing about everyone's response? So that was so beautiful. Yeah. Thank you guys. I've never seen so many liked Every single person's comments were liked by other people. Yeah, we are very nice We're a bit worried because it's not like funny. So we're like a bit worried. We can create our own q&a What's the closest person you've lost? I like thought about it too. Yeah, me too. I was like How is your closest person that it's a risky question? It can bring up like if it's been something recent, you know, yeah, nothing really has to be a person or like If it's like, yeah, no, you can be an animal as well. Yeah, okay I wish the other day it was like a couple months ago. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dogs are rough. Hey, why the fuck our podcast so much? Just wanted to see what happened All right, look, all right Let's let's do you have any more questions? Oh, yeah, yeah, actually, okay. I'll think of something Um, what about a scenario for the brown? All right okay, so Here's the scenario brown You don't see your mum and this can go for you boys too for three years unless For 30 k So 10 k yeah, I don't get to see my mom for three years Yeah, and you have to explain to her you get to go mom. Look. I'm making 30 k I'm a little sure on cash Can you just can you can do phone chats? Just don't get to go see her. I reckon hang on He a lot of people excuses a lot of people would say yes to this I reckon a lot of people say yes to this but I'm gonna say no because I love you. I love my mother love your mommy. I love my mom and I I'm not gonna deny myself time with my mother for 30 k Okay, maybe three million Like do we get 30 each get 30 each? Yeah, every 10k a year The only awkward part to be like Christmas and shit because you have to make something up No, she gets to know what's going on now like if you were serious about it. I'm just like travel overseas Oh, yeah, true. You can get away with it. Yeah I just have money to go. Oh, yeah If she didn't know but if you could explain to her look mom, we can just do phone calls I can't see but I get 30k. Do you understand? I reckon my mom would get that if I was like Well, I will say one thing if I was your age, I'd say yes Yeah Changes now our moms are quite old. They don't have long left. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Would you who's whose mom do you think will die first? Don't fucking say that I just don't want it to be mine nor do I want it to be yours. I got a better question Well, they're gonna live forever max forever Whose mom's Who's got the toughest mom? I reckon I know for fact my mom could beat the shit out of your mom's your mom's a train Your mom's trained though, isn't she she's not no actually maybe your mom could win I reckon she my mom would bash your mom. Yeah, mom was just tiny. Mom was a tiny little my mom's got the Like she can she's got the hidden tampa like she it's she's like the brown Mom would win in UFC fight like does your mom smoke method? She giggles a lot she giggles a lot All our moms look so like innocent like they wouldn't do that though. So yeah, I know but if you just sort of Your mom kind of looks like she fights. Yeah, fuck. She's probably fucked a few people Oh My dad's better than your daddy That's like a whole fucking box My whole box was just us saying who's dad would win in a fire That was like an hour conversation. Once again, isn't your dad trained? Yeah, I reckon my dad's pretty tough Julie reckons his dad would be beat the shit out of everyone's dad. He's got a temper. I've heard it on the phone What about your dad? Yeah, I don't think Greg would go well in a fire. Greg. Greg is a bit trained, but he's he's such a nice He's trained karate for years, but um Of course he does But no, he's he's such a nice dude. He'd try and be like, hey, let's not fight. Come on Yeah, okay. What about your dad with your dad bash? Do you reckon your dad's tough? Oh, he's fucked us back in the day. Hey He's got a little rage built up and if you'd let go of it all I can Yeah Delayed someone You always say shut up and shut up Fuck off and fuck off Oh The second one came in you were done I actually like it Did he ever hit one of you, but it was the other's fault Did you ever blame your brother's own pretty quick to be like You always know each other, yeah Oh, well, I remember well on that big waterfall up was we traveled awesome. We younger I'm pretty lucky with the whole family, but tom was being a fucking Wanker this day and I was off of the waterfall and dad was throwing shoes at him and then started belting him and like everyone was there It was like Man He was throwing the shoes out and then he just came out young But doesn't he only have two like how do you pull other shoes out? He was doubles up He's got four pairs of shoes instead of two. Yeah, I love hearing stories of how like parents have beat. Yeah, it's so good Oh, man. Yeah, I was lucky. I only got like a smack here or there Can you still do that even after you shat on the walls? You didn't get belted really shit on walls I think when I was a kid. Yeah, it's only when you're adult when he started drinking that Smoking Meth came Yeah, fuck That was pretty good. Yeah. Yeah pays off or I can A lot of people do say that. Yeah, I reckon I'll hit my kid pretty hard. Yeah If it's a boy, you can definitely have a You got to double up. I'm definitely throwing shoes. That sounds like fun A thong here and there adam Once is that in your hands and their control Yeah, yeah, they've got to be good at dodging If you hate them, it's different, but Oh, yeah, no more questions any questions boys Um Well, I was gonna say earlier, but it was kind of fucking in the point I wanted to ask you if you if one of the um If you could kill one of their parents, which one would you kill first? If one of them had to be killed, which kill one of their parents If you had to kill one of their parents, which one would you kill? Oh, that's so hard Because I've I've met Marty's mother and she's so beautiful. Um, you haven't met my mom. I haven't met your mom But I but I'm looking in Michael's eyes right now. It's so hard to say I'm gonna kill my dad If I hadn't met your mom, but I'd met him. I'd have to kill all parents. You gotta kill both And you have to kill them by punching them to death I don't want to do either I don't want to do either, but I just have to say I have to kill yours only because I've met your mom Yeah, that's the only way I it's like mom or dad Isn't it both? You can do both of you want then I go you're the first afterwards then I go I'd kill Actually, no, I kill Marty's dad. Yeah, I kill Marty's dad. All right done easy Yeah, because I've seen I'm pictures of your parents and I've never seen a picture of your dad All right, so I can't picture him. So it's gonna be my fuck. I went I came out. I carried that one There you go. We all did All right, let's fucking do a prank call now Hello, darling, my name is ronda. Okay, and my husband came into your establishment last week to purchase Oh a ladder from you guys. Okay and Yesterday he was using the ladder Okay, and it's folded in half But leaving him to fall Okay I had to rush him to the hospital and we get the scans back today And see that he's got three erupted discs in his back And a cracked lung Okay So I'm just calling you guy the lady night That he's selling faulty equipment to my husband So we're gonna have to take this further down because that's not acceptable Excuse me Hello Yeah, okay. So what would you like me to do? Well, you need to let The management know, okay, that we will be pressing charges. Okay My uncle is studying to do the lawyer And we're gonna have to take things further darling. Excuse me I need to talk to your manager darling and that's probably scary what I'm saying But you need to put your manager on darling because the damage is done. I'm afraid Hold you bitch Fucking putting me on hold. Hello. Hello Can I have the name of the plane? Who am I speaking with sorry? Lee I'm helping Yeah, darling. I was just saying to your staff member. Okay My husband Bought a ladder from your establishment yesterday Okay, and it broke while he was using him. Okay. I rushed him to hospital Like I was having a glass of charades with girls Have to sub rush him to the hospital and today we See the scans and he's got three Discs and a cracked lung Okay, so I was just calling to let you guys know We're gonna have to take this further with legal And my uncle is going to be pressing charges against your establishment For selling faulty ladders darling. You can't do that to people. You could hurt them Excuse me Okay, thanks very much. You phone call So if you just want to put that in an email and I can pass it on to the people in each night Oh darling, you don't make the demands. Okay. I'm letting you know that you are establishment Sola faulty ladder darling You can't be strong and faulty ladders and expect people not to say press charges Excuse me Do you understand darling? So I'm not sending email female nitty-ditty-litty. Okay We will be sending you a letter pressing charges Because your ladder has faulty Now has cracked cracked back I fucking love ronda Dearly dearly Oh You need it's so man, it's hard. He's gonna find that personality that will bite back Man, they did not want to bar of us. They're like, yeah, send an email. It's like now. Thank you for your call It's hard to create a conflict when there's an easy way out for them. Anyway, fuck it. We'll be more organized next week Still enjoy ronda. All right guys Thank you for watching. 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