 Scoot little skimpy shots. It's summer innit? What can you do? Hello, welcome to another video. Some of you might know that I'm no longer a Yorkshireman. I'm gonna get into this on another video. But I'm now a southern fairy, sorry to all my northern kin. Because I've moved down south, all my stuff's everywhere, so I've not been able to get out camping. I've not done a video for a while, and so I'm sorry for that. But what I have managed to do is set up a studio with some of my trinkets to make me feel at home. My stuffed kingfisher, a few skulls and things from different memories, some photographs down there. So I wasn't able to get out and I didn't want to force it and just go camping, a park. I don't know where I'm going or what I'm doing down here. So I thought, what can I do from my studio? And then I thought, on my last video, I went out with Joey D and I had such a good time. And it got me thinking, because we reflected on some of the things that we've done and I interjected that video with some of the clips of what we've been up to in the past. And it got me thinking, I'm gonna do a best of, a best of me and Joe. And it's taken me a while to do it, man, because I've had to go through all the old footage and all the old videos and pick out the bits that I think are the funniest or the most poignant. So this video really is just for the old heads who've been watching for quite some time. Anyone who's new to following me, you might wanna skip this video because you might not get the in-jokes and it's a bit of a nod to me, mate. And our friendship and the things that we've done out and about in the wild. And I wanted to condense some of the highlights that we've had into one video and this is that video. And this video is kindly sponsored by HelloFresh. Regarde. 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And for anyone who doesn't know, Joey D's one of my oldest friends from school. And we've shared a love of the outdoors together over the years. And we've had many, many adventures. And we had many adventures before YouTube. And then when YouTube came along, I'll just put the camera in Joey's face and he'd hate it. He wouldn't like it. I started wanting to do beer reviews and Joe was reluctant to say the least. He doesn't do beer reviews. And the part of the joy was his reluctance to take part in these beer reviews. And me just being overly enthusiastic and badgering him to do them. And the story arc of that is sublime when you look at him resisting doing the beer reviews and then you cut to him fully decked out in Northern Monk gear. This was before Northern Monk even knew who I was many moons ago. And he's fully decked out in Northern Monk gear doing a beer review. It's quality times. Let's time travel back eight years and check out some of the highlights with me and Joey D. The showstopper we call it, I think, that is a weapon and a... That's ready, man. Isn't it? The video and audio quality back in the day was pretty weak. It does get better as time goes on. Cauliflower fungus. This is a knife that Joe made. Very impressive. What wood is it? It's a brano wood. Look at that, how clean is that look? It's like he's just carved it. You could, if everybody could please, just go and... Shut your fuck up. Yeah! Go follow him on Instagram. Do it. Go follow him on an Instagram and just tell him, just write bramblehead. No, if you can't do it there, maybe it's not for you. You can tell me and Joey D know I'll be here because, you know, there's a synergy there. Because we... We've scripted this for two months, this video. There he is. Von Joseph D. We're just taking five minutes to sit on our sofa and have a beer. And we've found some decent clay. So Joey D's sculpting a little summit. There's a little clay penis in there. That's a sentence I never thought I'd say. But I'm glad I've said it. Reviews just lost, he can't be arsed with... Joe can't be arsed with beer reviews. Don't get more Yorkshire than this. Was Postman Pat York from Yorkshire? Big up Postman Pat. Big up his black and white cat. My poor lot. You won. This is science, mate. All this to myself. My playground. Ah, there's someone down there. No. Ruining my solitude. What's that? Just doing a little bit of filming, mate. Just doing a bit of filming. What is it? Anchor IPA. Give it about a 7.3. David, that's a lot. He's David, that's a lot. Oh my God, he's David, that's a lot. God, David. Me, smog rocket. Joe, what is it? Northern Monk Mock-a-Porter. A new one. Northern Monk, and he does look like a monk. And there's a compass there pointing north with the brook. That's a decent logo. Big up whoever designed the logo. And there's wireless. Back where she belongs. You are the first and last of your kind. Inspirational words, D. I read him on a can. Good, getting into it, right. There you go. Didn't William Wallace get his speech off a can once? I think Martin Luther King got his offer, but a can of ties. Judy says this is a strong look. We're going for leggings. Denim, what I like to call Denim hot pants. Wally talk. It looked better with that on her, didn't it? Black onesie, Denim hot pants. Satchel. Let's go find a coffee shop, guys. Come on. It's a miss. I think you'll get to it somewhat on camera, so it'll be nice. That's a nice touch, isn't it? That's a lovely little touch. I give it seven four. There's Joe and Dave. Imagine if that's the last we ever saw of you, that's it. Goodbye forever. Look at that. Amazing. Whale bones. It's anonymous to Whitby. There's your real whale bones at Whitby. Right, you've got to guess the food for him. 8.1 for that. No, first. All right. Agreed? Yeah. Yeah. 8.1. Do a dreamy one, Horst. Look at that carrot. The blackened carrot is extraordinary. Sweet. Smoky. Slightly better. Yeah. Soft. 10 out of 10. You can't do that any better. What's your definition of bushcraft? Let's start in 2016, how are we starting? In fact, you've caught me out a lot of times and I'd like to remember to be honest. This year. Doing beer reviews. Yeah. Forced you into them, haven't I? Yeah. A lot of times, I mean. It makes for a whopping video, doesn't it? No. Doesn't. Can you just go and show Joe Dees some love on Instagram below? You can put Bramblehead if you want, I mean it's not, it's still funny for me every time I... Bullying. Yes. Cyberbullying. Cyberbullying. Is it bad? The bullying never stops. Cyberbullying. The gift that keeps on giving. 24-hour bullying. Yeah. Because they can be bullying you while you're asleep from like different time zones and that. Yeah. That's good. So, go to Joe Dees and bully him. Don't bully him. Give him some love. Tough love. It just looks like a floating head because of the camo jacket. Can't see ya. There he is. He's a wave. Look at that. T-shirt and hat for Joe Dees. I hope Joe Dees likes his hat and you like your T-shirt from Maddie Wiper. If anyone from Northern Monks watching, what more can we do? This is silly, isn't it? I'm freezing. Well, just look what's happened to us. Is that a matching merchandise? Drinking beers talking to a camera at Woods. I know. And we're fully grown men. I know. This is why I never wanted to start this in the first place. And there's a bit down there that's terrifying. Yeah. That's terrifying. And Joe Dees thinks that you can man it and go in there. Yeah. Just let's get you on one last shot of Joe Dees. See you later pal. 50 meters. Yeah. Honestly, it just keeps going down. See, not only do we go... How do you know that? I can't believe how far down that goes. That's crazy, isn't it? What is it going to though? Mordor? I don't know. See one of your mates in there? Samwise or something. It'll just because it frosts mate. If you just pump clutch a few times, I reckon we'll get it going. There's snowy conditions to always wear lipstick. Because you never know your look. You might get some really attractive young man or woman who will just drip in in Jack Wolfskin and desperate for a chaperone up to the top. So best to be prepared. We'll take you somewhere. We'll get you off. I'll sort them out. Yeah. We'll see you right. Can't take him anywhere. Joe! He's lost it. He's fell running. He's going to gas out. He's got to gas out. He's got to gas out. There he goes ladies and gentlemen. A rare breed indeed. It's spiritual isn't it in a way? The winter, the first sun. It's like energizing. It's like your body drinks it. Preach! Preach! It's like my body drinks it. Get the dream capture out. Bus out the emergency dream capture. Get your flute out. We're on one. We're going to burn some sage, exercise some demons. Do a few handstands. Do a few yogi pauses. Whoa! It looks amazing. That's where we're camping all the way up there on that ridge. Just wondering how deep it is. Wondering stuff like who's winning the fight between... In the prime, Royal Farris and Paul Daniels. R.I.P. Paul Daniels. Is that a question? Yeah. In the prime. Well Paul Daniels, he's magician isn't he? He's magic isn't he? Like Gandalf. Gandalf looks small. Gandalf the small balding grey. Gandalf the fragile. Gandalf punching above his weight. R.I.P. Debbie McGee. He's not dead or anything. No but a big part of a dive went. Paul died. Please no staring at the junk. And no judging the size of our knockers. We're going skinny dipping in here. One foot ladies. Oh it's cold. We'll blur out our junk with like... Urbaging emojis. Win-Hoff. Win-Hoff method. It's ice, it's ice. Oh my god. That echo is amazing. Woo! That's it. Thanks for watching. Take care of each other. Spread as much love as you can. Later. We're going to head towards the beginning of the Ardash. That's ridiculous. Hey, no beans, is it? You could give that to kids. Oi! You're our number one fan of kids. They're saying these things when you're encouraging people to drink. It's not got the fruitiness of a lot of the hop stuff. The British hop stuff but... But everything else has been very tame. Why are you trying to say that France is... I mean that England's... Catching up. They're playing catch up, aren't they? Are you being racist at all? Marginally. I recommend it canoeing the Ardash. Go on, wild ass. Give it some muscle. We've got to drive this car on the wrong side of the right. Side of the road. Here he is. Right. Wrong. Left. That's not very... Very good. How much are you selling it for? Two peanuts. Two peanuts? I think you're ripping me off there, mate. Yeah, a crock cam. Cut them. Look, nice and roomy. Ah, look at that. What was it you said earlier? Shared outdoors. You couldn't be with us today. You couldn't be with us today. We had a drier engagement. With fear. I'm just sitting on here having a word with myself. That's steep, that. But I'm not bothered because if I fall I'll just end up in water, won't I? It's when there's rocks underneath me. I can't handle it. I think there's a group just following us. Yeah. Comprised mainly of young girls. How old? I mean, it's hard to tell from this distance. I would say they were no older than 14, 15. Yeah. Makes sense. It really is something you can do with the whole family, this, isn't it? I just don't have the head for it. Just when I looked up at the... When I'm traversing around that sheer drop my ass fell out. I couldn't do it. I couldn't get my head around it. So I'm going to go back. Bottle it again. That's the worst thing. Double bottle. I'm talking to the camera just to sort of dream myself up, but... I could potentially just bottle it again. Right, here I go. Up there. Maybe he's just set up to spend his whole time with you. He just wanted to do it on his own. Yeah. What would be brilliant is if somebody came and started now because he wouldn't be able to get off. Yeah. That's the evil thought. Without either climbing past them which would cement shame him in so many ways or he'd have to finish. He must have had a word with him. He must have had a serious word with him. He must have had a serious word, yeah. That's it. Double on bottler. Bottled it first time when I had a word with myself, went back, got to the beginning of the wire bridge, cacked it. My brain just wouldn't have it. Silly brain. I would bring them. In the case you bring a toddler on this, actually. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. You might bring my daughter, actually. How old is your daughter, Ian? She's eight. Yeah. Oh, an eight-year-old, yeah, an eight-year-old. Now we have to descend a little bit, you see there. I mean, for me, he's going to come whether he can show some of this footage and, you know, admit that he was unable to do it. And I think if he can do those things, we'll see. Joey D, look back from his climb. He didn't touch any of the ropes, did he? He didn't touch any of the cables. That's impressive, isn't it? It is. I didn't bother that. I was grabbing onto the cables, grabbing onto whatever. And I didn't even do it. She filled my socks. Just humiliate me a bit more. There's the guy who bottled it, look. Those are the socks of a bottler. Bottled it? Yeah. Bumbag of a bottler. Those are the socks of a man who should have been playing golf. Rather than doing beer for us. Action adventure? No, no. Safety first. There you go. I admit it. I shit myself twice. Double dropped. Brilliant. How was that? Best experience of my life. We've got to end it on top of this mountain. In the sunset? Where the sun's going down. Thanks to Ian for being our guide. Get me on one of them peel cans. You know one of them peel ones where you have all the heroes. Like the tattoo artists, the fellow runners. Get me on there as an inspirational speaker. I'll get your G'd up. What else can I do? Not much. That'll be it. Inspirational speaker about conquering your fears. I'm not going to say anything. Don't even bother. We'll leave that anyway. By the end of 2017 I'm going to climb that veer for art. And then if I do bottle it definitely shutting down the channel. It's been said I look like a young Tom Hardy. A young fat semi... Fat, ugly Tom Hardy. I'm a short fat ugly, poor Tom Hardy. Form an orderly queue girls. I'm laying off the ale for a little bit just to get the old gutty wuts in order because it's turning into a bit of a fat knacker. So... Ryokka. And whiskey. That ain't gonna help is it? Step two, step two. Step two, step two. Step two? You were miles off to be fair. You don't want to know. Tight lines and full pots. Fresh caught sea bass, limpets, winkles, velvet crabs. I've got driftwood sleeves on again. Hold on, I can chill. So it was like an oil slick. Drunk. We just had wine. It's too strong. Are we in? It's amazing. It's like pudding. The perfect nightcap. It's like for the alcoholic you don't want to also spend money on pudding. Pudding. This is the tipple. The tipple for you. That is amazing. Black forest gas. What was the highlight? Highlight? Genuinely probably the people sound. Everyone I met has been genuinely very sound. Who did you have your class with? Adam Hawker. Very good. Not long enough, very good. Should have really got less drunk and concentrated more on getting up and carving spoons to be honest. We can't eat an owl in front of it. Off camera we eat owls, don't we? Kentucky fried owl. To your last wild camp before becoming a mum. That's pudding. I've given it some air to look like Joey D as well. It does actually taste like salted caramel. That's not entirely disgusting. I don't know if I could I don't know if I could do a pint of it. We're looking at about 350 375 a can. Something like that anyway. So to get fully pissed on it it's going to cost you a lot. What do you reckon? Nice. This is a permanent part of my kit now. This is my new axe sheath look. I already got one. It's a trend. New sheath. It's all ethically sourced. There's weight around your neck. Nothing. Genuinely gotten stuck. There's your bushcrafter. How many Joey's doing? Top dog. We don't like to go into our personal life too detailed. We'll never see a picture of him. This is what I put on a picture of people. If he does. If he does. There won't be any more videos. There was literally the end of all. There's a montage to music for the rest of the video. It will be hilarious. You funny as fuck. Right. We've looked out with this bit of weather. This little bit now is fantastic. We're just going to stand out here. Joey D's making some homemade bread in a bag if you can hear that. Who can't hear that? Echoing throughout the valley. Ralph Moe and Compo only fills in horses out on a day tree. Apart from monkey hangers. What's them? Hartlepool. I've never heard that. What happened? The story is there was a ship wreck and a monkey got washed up on the shore. And they were I'm leaving this in. That's true. This is bullshit. Now a monkey got washed up on the shore and what happened to it? They hung it. Barbaric. I'm scared a bit. Someone's yuddling. Either someone's yuddling or it's a sheep. Either someone's yuddling like a sheep or it's a sheep. Someone's shouting. Someone's shouting bad like a sheep. Or it might be a sheep. I think it's someone shouting. I think it's someone shouting like pretending to be a sheep. I have a someone dressed up like a sheep shouting like a sheep. Either that lad there is dressed up like a sheep and he's sprayed red on his back to pretend he's on by a farmer. He's barring like a sheep. And this is far fetched but it might be a sheep. Judy went to pick up a lovely bottle I mean a lovely box of red wine and somehow on way from shop to here now it's turning to lovely white wine. The cloud is coming. This is unbelievable. Look at that sky man. And then the cloud inversion is just there coming in at us. Who says white wine isn't lucky? Who says white wine? Who says white wine isn't mint like? Have you ever seen a midge with depression? Have you ever seen a suicidal midge? Suicidal midge. My favourite band. Red Ars. Cheers. Mr. Leaf. Mr. Leaf. An old teacher of ours. Shout out Mr. Leaf if you're watching. Thought it wouldn't amount to anything. Now what? You're saying very nature in leaves Mr. Leaf. Say that. Say that school report. Where are you now Mr. Leaf? Probably headmaster. Well done then. Congratulations. Congratulations on working your way up. You deserve it. You deserve it. Jealous. I was ready jobs going Mr. Leaf. I'll do anything. Pot washing or tidying the caretaker. That's Scrooge McDuck. I used to love that. It was good wasn't it? That hurt in real life. You're literally in metal floor. Pretty much. Scrooge must have been a hard man. You stream a lot. He had the beak to cut for him. First few coins. Scrooge McDuck took it for one day. Intensive care. Shout out this stuff. Skin so soft if you need it. Skin so soft if you need it. Me please, me please. It helps for... Barn it, that's where they get you. That should keep... That should keep... Oh my God. It's like we just pepper sprayed each other. Anyway, sorry I was almost sick then. Long time no see. Cheers. It's to a good camp out. It's the bushcraft olympics because we only had 5 balls for the catapult. If you just took your clothes off that would be what a caveman. You're literally just a caveman. This is contentness isn't it? When you think of content that Dustin and Mike put in. A lot of good content there. A lot of hard work put in. And we're just throwing a stick. Literally throwing a stick. No way that was terrible. Here he's behind me that you can see him. Yeah, Tour de France mate. He's got me in slipstream. I've come to woods just to try and do a bit of mushroom foraging and then I'm back down to the coast. We're going to do some more spearfishing. Spend a few more hours in the sea. Maybe see if we can get a lobster or a crab or some wrinkles or just see what I can bring. You spent enough time back coast. Just have a nice night. The fire is roaring. We're enjoying our amazing stew. Absolutely. It's going for it man. Absolutely. Yes mate, good times, good times. We're not going to see Von D for probably forever because he's having a new barn. A little barn so number two. Covid-19, right? Peace out, catch you later. See you mate. Take care, see you in a few years, yeah? All right, see you later. Love you. You're making a huge impact by drinking it. So we buy the water, drinking beer. Doing good, I mean we already do a lot of good. We're overdoing it. We're going to have to kick a duck to death to offset it. I've seen one down there. Is that the one you had your eye on? To be honest, I've been ironing before we even offset it. Er... It's a screen grabber summit, Joey D. and that's just... I'll tell everyone about that magical evening that we couldn't have had better weather. When everyone was like, what was it like? I'm like, well, climbing Ben Nevis was, I think we had the best weather slash window you could ever get. No one on it. You could drop a feather and it would have just fallen straight to the floor, wouldn't it? Perfect conditions Incredible sunset. No one there because there was a time where I was going to tap out, weren't there? Oh, many. Frequent. Often. Yeah, I think I said it on each peak, maybe. No, there's two real... Once you got past the lion's share of Scarfell, you were... there wasn't any question, really. I don't think you really doubted it. And then doing the Yorkshire Three Peaks there was a point where I felt like I wasn't going to make it more than any of the other three peaks. I mean, that just looked so much harder. It felt harder for me, so God knows how it felt for your feet. Which, again, looked so much worse after that than they did after the Nationals, didn't they? I nearly tapped out. I did nearly tap out. Didn't know. Didn't tap out. I was actually running at one point. Yeah. Mad. You'd lost it for a little bit. Yeah, but that was good that got us through it. It's good to lose it every now and again just a little bit, isn't it? So, yeah, I'd like you to do it on us, mate. So, this is a thanks to you as well, just for being with me, because I know I get all glory because I was bare feet in that, but I couldn't have done it without you. It's just great looking can that as well. It's pretty good. And inside it's got photos and shit, and the link to the Just Giving page, which is amazing. Much love, mate. Thank you. Sorry, I was just doing the tasting before I went into it. I'd be surprised how long you can do it. You can see back down and all that. You look like a small boy. Here he is, my little boy, with his new haircut. My little boy. First date at school. There we go. Yeah, I'll be on. There we go. Look, yes. From source to bow. The champions of the Esk. And there it is, man. And that just brings us up to date. That just brings us up to literally a couple of weeks ago when we went on our last adventure. And we have many more adventures planned. He's starting to be able to get some more free time now, and I'm starting to settle down. The dust is settling from my move, so I expect a lot more from me and Jodie D. And it's been a great trip down memory lane, even if it wasn't for the people who are new to the channel. Some of you old heads might have enjoyed that. I definitely enjoyed it. So normal service should resume soon, hopefully, and I'll get back to uploading regularly. But for now, take care of yourselves. I'll send you now, but love. Au revoir. I'm going to walk off in little shorts. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Sorry. Goodbye.