 Bought to say goodbye to California. The big surprise today. Guess who's flying with us Okay, you're not doing that on the flight or you're gonna die. We're gonna head home. She's gonna see her Uh, she's gonna see ghosts, baby. She's gonna see my family. It's gonna be awesome But we're gonna hop on the flight because I'm running late, you know, I'm on her time So let's get this money, baby. You ready to get this money? Okay She's got a couple drugs in her so she's getting kind of slumpier really Same stuff. We gave her on that big 32-hour car ride. I had some left over so should be good for this Just touched down I'm covered in dog hair My friend's picking us up as you know We're ready to go You're doing so good. Detroit Metro Airport. It has been four months my friend. There's a tree right here, bro There you go. Good job That's so fobbing cute Dude, she just spent four hours on a plane with me. That's not fair at all An hour drive back to DeWitt. The studio all that will daily help set up the studio that I'm using for videos She said it looks cool. I don't know what it looks like yet, so that'll be fun We'll see you when you get back home. Go by the paint. Okay. I had to cut the recording short yesterday. It was a tiresome day She's gonna jump. How long can you take it? There it is Hello, Mr. Polar Bear. Oh, you guys remember this guess what I was drinking coffee out of today boys left it in the microwave The bear the bear mug. Oh, look at this. This is so cute. Baby pants Bailey Creamy tree. What do you do? This is Pablo Pablo and Escobar. They're reincarnated Pablo and Escobar have died and they both died They've been reincarnated as polar bears. This is Pablo and Escobar. His name is and you're a fucking loser, bro And then the big this guy. I miss this guy This is a house that I got at the end of last year It's a really small cute house because I wanted to have a house close to my family now I didn't know and since I had such an awesome year. Thanks so much to you guys I love you so much. You guys would be in my life amazing I bought a lake house also in Michigan and that's the house where the big wheel of mud studio is going And I'm actually going to that house to talk to a custom-built contractor to like tell him exactly what I wanted It's gonna be so cool, but this is not where that wheel of mud studios going So if you were pumped to think that I was gonna be in it, that's not the case This is my cute little and Bailey inhabits it right now. What's it feel? What's it feel like to be a squatter feel like to be so great and do this charity work for me You're my little make-a-wish kid imagine being a woman Bailey's putting lotion on herself and Luna's just licking it off I wish I could show you what I'm seeing right now My egg knees sedimentary you're metamorphic right now not tell you what a single one of those words in so I was just types of rocks, bro Like I'm rock hard Secretary toes Luna secretary toes somebody here for 14 days. You see a bunch of videos in the studio that Bailey built It's not done yet. I still gotta send it up. Are you ready? It's actually so dope That's lit So you guys probably recognize this studio Maybe if I put this here you might recognize it better It's where I pulled all those insane golden tickets Madden 20 and the Barry Sainter spokes. You're still there Um, here's all the stuff though. I might do a time-lapse when the time-lapse look cool here Bailey So this is all the stuff. We just haven't done anything with you. I got two monitors I got a little Mac mini. This is on my laptop I just got and then keyboard a tripod for the camera and then two Elgato key light ears Oh, and then the new little Elgato mic. It's pretty makeshift for anyone looking to start a YouTube channel for gaming You don't need shit. You actually don't you need an Elgato, which is how you record your gameplay footage You need good lighting. You can do good lighting. So cheap. These are big-ass softbox lights that I use I just use this light here that that light is like 40 bucks So Elgato whatever you're playing your game on what you already have We my first 200 videos were on a jailbroken iPhone Hey look at this Luna come here sit sit Shake oh, I'm the best owner ever Make sure make sure la mooshka and Luna you shit with that ass Ask me if I poop with that ass. This is a family-friendly YouTube channel. What this is a family-friendly YouTube channel, dude You only make family-friendly Misogynistic content on this channel. We only hate women in a family-friendly way on this channel here We've got our exposure whatever Think I'm an idiot. That's not a time-lapse Before and Setup is so fire me and Connor are gonna play a little League of Legends. You know how it is That's my it's my gamer tag in League by the way. So my god Look at my fuzzy birks, bro. These are so heat make out with her Zuko make out with her, bro I'm her cheeks, bro. She wants to clap her cheeks, bro. I must capture the avatar so that I may clap cheeks Zuko's really trying to capture the avatar so you can clap some cheeks You guys all think that Bailey doesn't think I'm funny But she is absolutely obsessed 100% obsessed with me when I turn the camera on choice be like Oh, I'm gonna pretend like you're not funny on camera. Yeah, get him wake him up, baby pants Yeah Also, I completely fumbled the bag so I have my whole setup running on the new Apple M1 chip It's not compatible with Elgato game capture So I've been trying to capture game footage for the last like four hours shit doesn't work at all I think I might go to Best Buy buy a laptop and return it two weeks from now when I go back home I kind of feel like an asshole, but I think it's a good idea No, we don't do the act you want some attention is the best buy we go Well, let me one more time see what happens Luna. Do I give off school shooter vibes? Can I make that joke if I if I say can I make that joke after every bad joke I make I think I'll be good Give me your toes so I can suck them Luna bag secure. This looks so fired. Let's open this up You know ironically I just brick ass Alienware do this thing was like a light like a dictionary. It was so good Like pull out the brick in the middle of class and so I started editing videos in high school. Yep, so we're back to our roots Yeah, I can't miss uploads are my freak out That's how you know a laptop's powerful. Look at that. Oh my god, dude. Let's go put this boy to the test He has a light back here, too. Yeah, that's really cool Let's go, baby now I think we're actually ready because the face cams working the audio is working. This was my issue Mrs. Obama get down to summer set we go. I almost want to bring the super nice camera I think we'll be too obnoxious last time I was in summer set with my big camera. They kicked this out. Well, no, that's not true I love I exaggerated they said you can't film whatsoever and then this little mall cop followed us to make sure we didn't film It's like a youtuber thing, dude You think anything like any youtubers ever said is true. You ever heard Tana Mongeau just speak you like Tana Mongeau This is a pathological liar not a single story. She's ever said it's true So you have a bunch of plastic surgery now. I can't touch I can't talk shit about plastic surgery I have plastic surgery you guys didn't know on my cock I had when I was when I was super young my parents take me into the doctors because they were so worried about me Like I was having like I would I kept wetting the bed. My parents were so worried about I kept winning Yeah, so my parents take me in and the doctor's like oh he absolutely has elephantitis Which is when you're elephantitis wiener you guys and my way to size of an elven's what if this was our I love I love my tall bitch cute. All right, let's um melee rock out of here Hey, what's up you guys? It's David Dobrik here today I'm gonna be giving away a Tesla to prove how generous I am super generous. I have hundreds of thousands of Teslas I'm gonna give them all away. So don't ever forget how generous I am. Yeah, let's watch the vlog Yeah, that's a good strategy man. Why don't you just shit on the biggest fucking content creator on the site good strategy man? What's up you guys? Welcome back to the vlog Vlogmas is a fucking scam cpm's how much you get paid per thousand views cpm's are super high in December because Advertisers, you know how they do Christmas ads, you know they pay a dick ton in December So every youtuber says vlog miss is conning the shit out of you scammer get scammed messing with scammers part No, I mean, it's it's a win-win because you get more content But don't let anyone tell you that they're just giving you a Christmas present. That's such a scam They just are making more money. I thought they really like me first one That's why you daily upload for three straight months prior to December. So scammer get scammed. I already scammed you I've been daily uploading anyway Everyone's always like you should do more vlogs, bro If I kept logging you guys be like, all right, dude, I'm sick of this guy's fucking boring Some mad go do go do a mad video you idiot and you will go make will am I you fucking stupid and you will Now you end the clip you fucking idiot you incel I know how to do that now Explain to the people he thought we should go the other direction And I was right and he said wow, you're so right and so smart I thought we were going west. I degraded her as I do all women and I was wrong. We were going east. Yep I was right guy makes one mistake in his whole life game over had to had to flip on the cam It's so stupid Hey guys, so Bailey's on the phone with her work right now. So we're gonna harass her There are so many people here like dude I can't go to a gym in LA but we can have literally 3,000 people in one mall in Somerset Troy. You look great missy Oh Santa's in here. Hi Santa Santa Where's the nearest potty fit check just doing the bitch work Okay