 Good morning and welcome to Oops, All Alphas. The only morning show where we answer your questions about the Halo-based web series, Red vs. Blue. I'm Simmons and he's Griff. Today's questions come from a big pool of questions for our two special guests, the revered Captain Michael J. Caboose. And Carolina is also here. Thanks for the glooming introduction. Yeah, those guys sound super cool. My first question is for Caboose. Who would win in a fight between you and Carolina? Why would you pick that question? There's a whole other show for that. If it's not on Filmrise, I don't want to see it. Pass. Okay, then let's go to Carolina. Tell us a little bit more about yourself. What do you want to know? Something personal. We've seen you spend a lot of time on the battlefield, but tell us something deep, something about you specifically. Like, how'd you pick out your outfit for today? I see what's happening here. I picked it because it's a lovely cyan color. It's great for dinner parties and war. The best of both worlds. Now, Caboose, what do you think war tells us about humanity? And to take it one step further, what do you think war tells you about yourself? Wait, why does he get real questions? Who is war? And why do they keep talking to me? Right. Now, Carolina, what do you look for in a guy? I'm looking for a fit guy that takes care of himself and isn't primarily known for his laziness. Well, that seems pointed. Have I offended you? Of course you have. You keep asking her all these stupid superficial questions. Oh my God, you're right. Carolina, I am so sorry. If I was a woman, I- I'm gonna stop you right there. Yeah, that's probably a good call. Hey, Simmons, why don't you ask one? I'd love to. And it's a good one, I promise. Uh-oh. What if you smiled more? I would win in a fight. I would. Well, there you have it, folks. I canceled my rom-comathon for this. Are you okay, Caboose? Buddy? Uh... Pass. Have a great morning and an even better day.