 Have a bath without you watching for once. Welcome to number 39 of the Marty and Michael fucking pod. This is the second last episode. Next week will be a live episode in five days, but we're live, but we are going to go live. Yeah. So you're hearing this and we're live and the season's already done while you're listening to this. Isn't that weird? This was future. Yeah. Holy shit. So so right now, yeah, it's the last week before the live. And man, is it fucking busy? Holy shit. We got a live to prepare for the merch is also live right now. Our merch website is live. So check the description. All right. And let us know too. It's our first time doing it properly. Let us know in the comments what you think about the sizes, what you think about the designs, because we've just kind of guessed it. And then we're going to go from how this first one goes. All right. And there's a more of a long term thing. All right. We know it's not very like Marty and Michael Lee, but we've done that because we kind of want to establish like a clothing brand that's not really related to us for when we're old and don't hit each other with sticks and forks anymore. And it's shit that I actually want to wear. And it's really good quality shit. Now the price is look, it's it's like 60 bucks for a shirt, 50 bucks for a hat. So we know that's not cheap. They've high, good quality shit. Shit you can wear out and about and shit that will last you for a very long fucking time, but please we're open to all feedback. Let us know if you think we are being ridiculous and we will adjust. Well, if we can afford it, that's the thing. Yeah, it's literally this is super high quality shit. You'll see. Just go to the website and have a look. It's it's genuinely it's very good shit. And that is it. That is a guarantee. And if you've bought some, leave in the comments what you think of it because we're pretty confident that the people who do buy it really like it. And like I said, these are shirts that are going to last you for ages. They're going to shrink in the wash, the fucking the embroidered embroidered stuff on them isn't going to wash out. It's it's just fucking good quality shit stuff. You don't have to wear around the house. You can go out and wear this man. Yeah. Well, you watch. I'm going to be watching wearing this more than I wear what I used to wear. I do wear your shirts. Yeah. So it's very kind and there are some podcasts. You know, there's have number one. There's fully actual some podcast related merch there as well. So just have a look. Let us know what you reckon. All right. But yeah, last week, this is the week before the live show. So on top of getting every ready content wise and doing our usual shit, we have an organizer live show. And let me tell you something, guys, it's not fucking easy organising a live show. And not only that, we're pretty much we're breaking even. We just found out today that now we break even for a certain reason. Well, so we've we've sold out, which is great. And but after all the costs, all the venue stuff, it turns out we're pretty much breaking even. So but we don't really give a fuck about them. I mean, we're just going to have a good time and make sure that you guys have a fucking good time. So I'm pretty keen to just get Saturday underway. And we hope it all goes well because, man, a lot of work for no financial reward, just just for fun. Well, it's literally just to say thank you to the ring. It's just a bit. It's basically a party with our fans is what it is. Matt's going to be there and he's going to be fucking hammer drunk. I will be responsible. You will not, Matt, if oh, my God, if everyone from the live show. OK, it's going to be what? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Dude. That one was a sad, sad. Yeah, that was it was static week static. That was overworked in and out of radio station. That was a fucked radio. That was low energy in the 1920s. Radio show coming from my bomb. OK, if everyone at the live show, Marty, and there's 300 people, if they all chipped in and gave you a hundred bucks each, what's that mean? I'd be 30 grand. So you get 30 K, but you have to do a big line of cat. For 30 grand, yeah, I would fucking do it. Like I would. Yeah, but you do it for 30 grand. It lasts like 10 minutes. You just get fucking zorbed to some weird world. In nearby, I'd want to doctor around. Can you die from cat? Well, you probably assume so. Yeah, it's fucking horses. I reckon if you die from cat, that's weak. So would you do it? Yeah, I would do it. But I'd make sure there's a doctor nearby. Matt. I want to Google how many people die from catamine every year. It's fucking. I don't reckon anyone's ever died from it. It's scary that I've got the heart she coming back. It's so weird, so annoying. I mean, training my ass off, being super healthy. And it's like it's like it's like when I'm part like, you know, drinking and smoking weed and stuff that just kind of suppresses things. And then when I go sober, it's like all this anxiety just comes out of me. And man, my blood pressure is going back up. And whenever I eat, I just it's like I get the heart, the skipped beats all the time. It's just fucking annoying. But yeah, OK. There were a reported case of 300 overdoses and 138 of them died last year. Oh, I only got a 50% chance of dying if you do overdose. OK, that's pretty good. But anyway, yeah, they're not. Yeah, the poor, poor people who did that. They must have mistaken it for coke. But would you like, would you do it for 30 K? Browns, think about how many people do catamine? Only 300, I did. Like it would be, I'd say hundreds of thousands. So, you know, very small chance. But don't go and do massive lines. I do a little one. It's not really worth 30 K. Is it? Well, I'm sorry. I have a chat to Lachlan Godfrey. He did a big line in front of me and he fucking. Yeah, but he was already drunk, remember? It doesn't matter. I will already be in a state. All right, we'll back off. Let's move on. But yeah, so that's happening. We're also training for this fucking boxing thing that's next April. And man, it's that's stressful, too. When that comes, you don't realise, but it's just kind of like a nagging thing in your subconscious that you realise you can have this boxing thing in like it's a while away. Still, it's next April. And for those wondering for tickets and stuff, they're not available yet. And all the tables are already all sold out. But it's as soon as we have the link to buy tickets to the event on the Gold Coast in April, the convention centre there, you guys will know. All right, so just keep your fucking eyes and ears open for that because Michael Arn might go get fucking knocked out in front of thousands of people for your entertainment. Hey, that sounds like fun. We found out that the guy we're fighting, one of them is called Knuckles. And it's like, why would your nickname be Knuckles? Yeah, I think it must have something to do with his knuckles, right? Exactly. He must have huge steel knuckles. Steel, maybe. Yeah. Like, and what's and, and, you know, but like so. And, and, you know, he's he's done some tent fights back in the day. So, you know, he must be a bit of a fucking maniac because Matt, you would never do that. Well, jumping the boxing ring, getting the tent fights. Yeah, the tent are the 10 things a bit a bit wild. But then again, I saw some people that I thought would never get in the tent. I went to one of the tent ones once and this girl got in look like a completely normal girl. And cleaned house against the boxer. It was beautiful. Bullshit. Right. Really? Yeah. This girl got picked out of the crowd and she was just this normal looking girl. And she went straight in there and flogged the shit out of the tent box. The guy who's actually meant to be hosting the event and fighting like the good fighter, she came and kicked his ass. No, you don't listen. Yeah, it's very sad. Michael, come on, man. So I thought we're talking about the circus. We were. Man, I had a good story and you've just derailed it. OK, so as you derail everything. Well, look, the chick beat up the dude. That's what I'm saying. Oh, shit, it would have been a girl fighter, right? There's a girl fighting a girl. OK, I invite people into the crowd. They invite people into the crowd and the girl. That's why I was like so confused. I thought it was a boy fighter. Keep up. OK, imagine if we had too much ketamine. Imagine if we had to fight two girls, a girl podcast. I do it. We can fight the two. You can fight the I'd probably prefer that, to be honest. Oh, dude, I actually imagine losing then you would have. Yeah, it'd be. Yeah, it'd be. What's the girl podcast that won the awards? Life Uncut, you can fight the life uncut girls in a battle. Yeah, let's call them out. Yeah, life uncut. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Versus Marty and Michael. It's calling out. I'm calling it out for them by half of Marty and Michael. All right, we challenge you. Let him know, guys, Matt Brown wants to fight those girls. Go to their go to their Instagram account and let them know that Matt Brown wants to fight. We challenge them, maybe not to a fight, but we challenge them to something. So, you know, there's that going on and there's the five weeks of filming left before we go on break. And so, yeah, and then we have a six week break. So we're doing all this work. It's just fucking intense. We did our like work schedule for the next six weeks today. And it's yeah, it's it's we're going to be fucked. Yeah, it's going to be a rough six weeks. And then we get six weeks. Yeah. So there's one day in particular that I'm not looking forward to where we film three excruciating website videos in one day. And that'll probably be the hardest day that we've had in a long time. Yeah. Blindfold boxing is never fun. Yeah. So you can't brace for the hits. So it's just like, oh, oh, and it's it's the worst. It's a psychological pain and a physical pain. It's the worst of it is the one followed in general. Is is I cannot stand it now. After Julian's stunt with the with the stand up, I'm fucking it's traumatized me deeply too long. You're in your blindfolded for too long. It was like, yeah. And it's just like the unknown is just so scary. That's like some kidnapped in a in a war zone type stuff. Yeah, for you guys. Yeah, because anyway, so it's orientation. Got a lot on the plate, but we're fucking looking forward to the live show and we can't wait to see dogs there. And you know, thank you if you bought a ticket. Yeah, thank you for buying tickets. And thank you for if you've bought merch as well. We really appreciate that shit, man, because holy shit, man. Fucking shit, babies, babies, baby. Yeah, so you miss Margot Robbie by like seconds. Yeah, it was Mon's birthday on the weekend and we went to this bar called Mr. Percival's and we got there at like two and you know, had a fun night or whatever. And we found out on so on on the on social media today on the news that Margot Robbie was at Mr. Percival's shouting everyone drinks. I don't know what time, but it was daytime. So we had to have been there. It was daytime. Yeah, it was daytime. Maybe it was just for people inside. No, we were standing at the bit where we were ordering drinks from. Oh, my God. But she ordered for everyone, obviously not. We were there. No, but she must have. That's what I'm saying. She must have been there when we were there. She must have ordered and left. But she would have been there at 11 o'clock in the morning. We were there at maybe lunchtime. Like I guess lunchtime or something. So maybe she's just missed her. Maybe she's a big fan and she was like, fuck, get down to Mr. Percival's. My uncle are there. I don't think so, man. Yeah, I wish we didn't tell anyone. You put some stories up. Yeah, man, Sam, bro. Holy shit, we could have saw Margot Robbie. Yeah, man, I would have been fucking old, fucking like. Fucking hit or something. So a guy came up to you at the bar. I remember this and I was standing with you and he comes up to you, goes, mate, I fucking love your podcast. And I just think he lied. And here's how I think he lied. Because I was standing right next to you and he said nothing to me. Yeah, maybe he just was just like, oh, OK. Guys, if you see Matt out and about. No, no, no, no, no. Say, say, say, say hi to him because he gets really, really upset. I had to go in the bathroom. He was in there fucking sobbing for 15 minutes. Why didn't you say hi to me then? I was just, it just seemed odd. Yeah, at least if we're all together, go to give Matt a hug first and kiss him, kiss him on the neck. He loves small, little shallow neck kisses, caresses as well. Oh, man, this Saturday is going to be fucking loose. This is Willem's going to come out after and get pissed with us. It's going to be a loose night, I reckon. Yeah, I guess so. Well, it's always a loose night when we're without, like. Fuck, it wasn't meant to drink on the weekend either, but just you have one or two and then that's it. Oh, it was in the air. And on our in our in our home. Oh, it was tickling you. I saw it. I saw it tickle. Little air. You can see that in our home. That's all we're going to call this episode. And on our home. So that's our fucking life. Basically, you've you've fucking broke your sober streak again. Yeah, yeah. But look, you fucking. No, look, I'm the fuck, I'll push back to April. This is my I put this in place when when the fire was in January. And like, you know, this time of year, usually we'd be fucking written off every day. No, not every day, but like it gets crazy silly. So at the end of the year, and especially when we're on holidays, there it was like it's it's usually off limits. We just go nuts. So you'll the the place where it's going to be the biggest difference is our break and you will seek. You wait till you see my fucking body next to you, bro. You're going to be like, holy shit. As if you have the break or break you know. Yeah, Marty's developed a hole in the weirdest spot. It's like in between his dick and his belly button. Look, you can. Can you see it? It's like a dink. Little dinks just happened there. And I almost had to have a job. I honestly think it's because I play with my fat. Well, you grip it a lot. And I fucking have detached it or something. And now there's just a hole there. You've got to hold yourself. You've got to because I'm not like I've like lost like four kilos. You go like, so I'm not the fattest I've ever been. And even when I was fatter than this, I didn't have a hole to imagine. OK, the best way to determine if this is like lifelong is once you get skinny, then we'll be able to see. Imagine if the dint still there when you've got. Well, sure, it can't be because there's just a strip of fatty. So once that's gone, there is just a hole in. No, Michael. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, so I had a hard issue on the weekend. Oh, really? Yeah. I woke up and I was feeling what I thought made what you would feel some days. And yeah, it was just in my chest that I could feel it. And I thought I was dying. And so we went to go and I went to the term site and got like a blood pressure done. You can get it done at one of the shops there. And while anyway, it was all fine. Nothing wrong. I think I just. What was your blood pressure? I think if anything was a tad lower than what normal. It's fucking annoying. I try to start to be healthy. And anyway, go on. And while I was there, it's also suggested what your weight should be to be healthy. And I thought it was a bit crazy that because I sit at I probably sit at about one or five kilos, kilos for people. Sure. And and it's like, you need to be 82 kilos to be healthy. And I was like, that cannot be right. Well, I'm 80. I'm 94 at the moment, but I'm taller than you. I'd be. So I reckon I'd be shredded if I was 82 kilos. What does James weigh? James is about 87. Yeah. See that is bizarre. He I mean, he's got a lot of muscle on him. So he's James is is heavier than what he's meant to be. According to the those statistics. Yeah, I just felt like he's quite tall. Well, I'm just a tad shorter than you. So yeah, just what's what do you weigh? I think around 80, always around 80. So maybe that's why Michael doesn't die because he's the healthiest. Is that a healthy weight? I tell you what, you have like one bad meal and it fucking adds to you straight away. We're just dipping into that as we get older. I just one night and like even just drinking on mom's birthday night, just like crippling anxiety for the next day and feeding in today. It's so like debilitating now. It's like I just want to curl up in a ball and myself. Yeah, I can see the heart shit all Sunday. Like just skipping beats, not the flutters, but just skipping beats, skipping beats. And then I feel like such a stress out and feel my heart beating out of my chest. It's just so uncomfortable. Fucking hate that shit. Not recommended, but yeah, I guess like God, I'm so over it. I just want to like a normal blood pressure and heart. I'd be like, I would kill for that. I would kill you for that. Kill Matt or me. I kill Matt for that. Well, it's like you can what do what you want. And if you think you've got a heart problem, your heart. I don't know. I just sort of I woke up and I set up really fast and and yeah, just suddenly felt funny in my chest and what did it feel like? I just kept doing heavy breaths because it made me do heavy breath. But it felt like I was not pounding, but just like, I don't know, it just felt funny. I can't explain it well enough to give the answer. Was it beating out of your chest a bit? Slightly, maybe. It's just more like more like an aching feeling. I thought I had maybe indigestion in my chest. It's probably going to do with your and snoring and snore louder than a on a highway. Yeah, I thought I thought it was that too. But then I was asking my girlfriend how badly I was snoring. She goes, oh, it's not that bad. There is a lot of my card artists going around. 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Tell me the first time you got high and what happened? Was that my friend Tyson's house and we it was on the Gold Coast. And I remember everyone, everyone talking about about joints and bongs and someone handed me a cigarette and I sucked on the cigarette, thinking it was weed. I was like, oh, is that it? And like, no, it's a cigarette. I was like, oh, very, very, very, very unsure. And yeah, we got stoned and I went out to that we went out to the highway and just watched cars go past. Holy shit. It was actually it was actually a very good night. I felt really guilty because my mom was so trusting. When was yours? Amsterdam. True, that's right. That's a very good, cool story to start with. First time was actually Byron Bay for me. And I, you were there, I greened out. Yeah, that's what I wanted the ambulance to be called. I saw so many friends green out and shit. So I was like, I don't think I'm ever going to do weed, but then when I asked Sam and we had some edible and then remember the moment it hit us? It was like a wave of heat. It was a weird. Stoned. We took so long, we just kept puffing at the joints and we're like, why aren't we high? And then next minute, I got up in a panic and you said, no, no. We both realized, holy shit, we're fucked. And then, yeah. Yeah, it's too hard, too far. So Martin was nice and slow progression. It was very nice. And also he was trying to flip a car with the boys. I mean, Henry nearly flipped one of those little smart cars. I couldn't believe it. I was like, we're going to get arrested and kicked out of the country. That's what dumb tourists do. They get so fucked up on the red light street up on two wheels. And then next year, like, literally about to push it over. And I was like, I can't be here. And I had to walk away. And luckily they just. And the only reason you stopped is because you couldn't get it over that last bit. What were you and Harry saying? Slap. Lift harder, lift harder. Yeah, they were just in a mode. Oh, man. We thought it was like two or more or some shit coming in. Snow. Oh, fuck. Yeah, I get that. There you go. Weed tails. Anyway, tails from the weed. Look, guys, I have some. Bad news. For you and me or who's for the listeners, really. And also for you. OK, there are no Tinder adventures this week. Oh, that's right. Yeah, I'm saving these conversations for the live show. Are they too good? No, like, because Saturday Mon's birthday, Sunday crippled with anxiety. Sunday night, I went to literally went to bed by 9 30. And so I'm just going to start the conversations and save them for the live show because I need some bangers for the live show. Yeah, it's like so working outside of work is just like I get so like it's hard to remember. It took me a while to realise this, but Marty really likes to shut off the phone. Oh, I do. Once he gets home. It's essential. It makes me worried to call you sometimes. I make sure I call you and it's about my phone. When it's when I'm at home, it's yuck. Unless I'm in bed just watching some YouTube or something nice like that. And it's OK. Have you ever thought of changing like your phone to a work phone and then a normal phone? So that way you don't. And you have two different ring tones. That way the anxiety ring tone will be switched off. And the good ring tone will keep you happy knowing it's a safe call. When you sort of just at home, you just sort of fuck the phone off and you go go do some like better shit. I feel like I'd have anxiety if I didn't, if people couldn't contact me still. Yeah, because some very urgent matters have been have risen late at night. And that's exactly my phone to me. That's exactly our business owner answer. Well done. Yeah, so fuck. But anyway, we got the finale one. I promise you there'll be some fucking good shit. All right, so fuck. Yeah, this is the last week I have to do this. So I'm going to make sure that it's really, really, really fucked. Oh, no, I listen to ones. You guys posted one on the University Insta page. Yeah, I had to literally just delete them on there. Oh, really? I was a bit too worried. It was a bit too stupid. It was so fucked. And I was like, oh, no, this is quite, quite intense. Yeah, it was very sexual. My high school principal messaged me about it. And we're like, yeah, just out of the blue and just like, Matt, have you seen these Tinder ventures? And I was like, yeah, shit, you're lying. You get to talk to us. Man, imagine talking to your principal. Mr. I fucking can't remember his name. Do you reckon did your principal like you? No, I barely knew him. He barely spoke to me. He had too many kids to do it. Well, that principal sort of out of my brain. Won't you school captain? Yeah, I remember. That's why you would have had more interaction. I do remember the primary school. Yeah, I remember my primary school, Mr. Ball. I can't remember his name. That's all gone. Everything's just starting to, all my kids years are just starting to be pushed out with new memories. And then the older I get, it's like the less I know. And the making way for the kids memories. All we have is right now. There's nothing else. Yeah, tomorrow could be nothing. Mm hmm. Probably will be. All right, I love you guys. I love you. Let's move on to Matt vs. Michael, hit it, Matt. Matt vs. Michael, it's Matt vs. Michael today, yay. Come, come, come, have fun. Come, come, come, oh, who wants to come? Come, have fun, come, have fun. Come, have fun today. Bottle of karma. All right, now this is a segment where Michael and Matt fight to the death. To the death for the bottle that sits amongst us. It is in this carton right here. It will be at the live show next week. Look, and there will be the conclusion to the Matt vs. Michael segment if Matt wins today. Yeah, I can't believe it's happening. It's currently 1918. I feel like I'm going to fall down in the last moment. Well, look, it's going to... Look, last week we kind of skewed it in your favor slightly. Yeah, it's been fucking bullshit. I've already won, I reckon. It's just because he fucking concrete, concrete. And... Yeah, concrete and concrete. Although, I didn't know that much more than you. Yeah, well, fucking concrete. Rome. So, this week, it's essential. Like, I really want it to be tied moving into the finale. Why? Why do you want it to be at the bottom? It's just for entertainment. Oh, OK. It's for entertainment value. So, I guess I'll probably... I just thought we'd present the winner there. So, look, this one is... It could be slightly in your favor, but then I've also... Oh, he's put it in my favor. Change it so that there's a chance... You're in with a chance here. That's great to hear. That's a lie. All right, so the competition is... Who knows more celebrities named either Matt or Michael competition? Can I name Matt or Michael? Yes, you can both name Matt or Michael. Whoever doesn't know first loses. You get an extra point if you can do the impersonation of that celebrity, then the other person has to guess to win a row. Holy shit. Wait, how are we guessing them? No, you just say them. And then you can choose to do an impersonation. And if that's good enough, then Michael has to pick two in a row. OK. OK, yeah. All right, scissors, paper, rock, scissors starts. Scissors, paper, rock, scissors starts. Scissors, paper, rock, scissors starts. Fuck! Oh, shit! To see who starts. Oh, it's probably good to get start. OK, you'd want to start. OK, here we go. Yeah. All right. Ready to go. Michael J. Fox. Doc, I can't go back in town. Town. Time. That was a terrible impersonation. That was a terrible impersonation. So Matt, you don't have to guess one. Can't go back in town. Wait, I only have to guess one. Yeah, one either Matt or Michael's celebrity. So Matthew McConaughey. Matthew McConaughey, OK. Well, all right, all right, all right. OK. I'll just give it to you. Oh, my God. That wins. I'll just give it to you. That was shit. Two in a row. So I've. Oh, OK. Yeah. OK, two in a row. Do an easy one. Matthew Perry's dead. Michael Jordan. Good. And another one. Matt Damon. Hang on. Are you going to do a... You don't have to have a golden impersonation. Oh, OK, sorry. Oh, yeah. I'll do it. Like, can I do it of both? If you want. All right. Three. All right. And then, like, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. All right. That's really good. You have to guess. No, I'm kidding. That's shit. You pick now, Matt. So I said Matthew Perry. I'll take that one. Matthew Perry. Must be living. Let's just... Let's put some constraints. He must be living. Let's put some constraints on this. Otherwise, we'll be here till fucking 3.30. Michael Fassbender. Oh. Do you ever go at his impersonation? Well, I'm just going to check who the fuck that is. He's an actor. He's in 12 years as a slave. Oh, yeah. I see him. I see him. I can't really think I can do an impersonation. Well, then don't worry about it. Don't worry about it, then. Michael? Michael Shannon. Hang on. Do I keep... Did you just see one? Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. How does he keep going after each go? You gave him two goes. What? You gave him two... Oh, because he had to get two points. Is that the idea? OK. If he impersonates unless you do a good impersonation, then he has to guess two. The rule. OK. All right. Michael saw my list and guessed one. That's kind of cheating. So Michael has to guess another one. Hang on. I'll give it to him if he can say what a movie that Michael Shannon is in. Fuck that. That's fair. I've got one. Michael Jackson. OK. Hang on. No, he's not living. Oh, shit. Yeah. If he can guess a Michael Shannon movie, I will give you... Matt Johns. Matty Johns. Yeah. Matty Johns. Well, he's an Australian one. Yeah. Just. He's a celebrity. Just. That barely scrapes in as a celebrity. That's like saying where celebrities. Man, thank fuck. How many guys are there? All right. Go, Matt. How many do I need to get? One. You didn't do an impersonation. Matt LeBlanc. Oh, no. And I'll do... How are you doing? Oh, fuck it's that guy. It's that guy from Friends. Yeah. Joey. I'll give it to you, Matt. You've got to guess two in a row now, Michael. Oh, shit. Two. Oh, my God. How the fuck? Okay. I'm... Okay. I'm going to go with... Fucking Michael Matt. It does get hard, doesn't it? It's gone. There's no more celebrities with Michael or Matt. Matt, he's actually the full list. I can't think of it. Can I just say Michael J. Fox? You've already said him. You've already said him. Okay. Damn it. So that's it. Holy fuck. I can't win. Like, I seriously don't know any others. What about like Matt... What about... Right. Wait, wait, wait. Let me think then. Am I still in this? I've got it. Matthew. There's no others. That's it. To be honest, I don't know any of these mats. Give me one. I'll guess a movie. Matt Cohen. Matt Cohen. No. There's no such thing. Matt Cohen. I know the Cohen brothers. Anyway, let's not... We're not turning into some fucking movie segment, Matt. Oh, I've got it. Michael from Marty and Michael. Yeah. Marty just said... We don't count. That's... That's... Hey, I had a shot. That was the last thing I could do. Well, well, well. It looks like... Way in my favor. It looks like Matt has tied things up at 19. Or who would have thought when we started this segment on fucking week two that I would cheat at the end and make it so that it scores a tie going into the finale. So whoever wins during the finale, and that'll be completely fair, wins the bottle of mints to do with whatever they want. Wow. Well, yeah, I should be more mad, but I get it. And I still know that I'll win because if it's an even playing field, I will win. Listen. Yeah, it will be. It's going to be so fair. It's going to be crazy, everybody. I haven't even decided what the finale will be yet. Have you got a few ideas? No. He's lying. It could be a fight. Oh, man. I'm right. I'll go for it. Oh, if it's boxing or not wrestling and shit. Yeah. I'll give him an advantage. He's been training boxing. It's sort of like it's tough to do that. Yeah. It's tough to punch your best friend in the face. It's tough to do that. But I will do it. Monobike helmet's on. Then you can't like... Anyway, anyway, look, we'll think about it. But well done, Matt. This is 19. Well, I can't believe it. This is so exciting. Holy fucking shit, everyone. Stand up and clap and cheer around. Hurrah. Fucking hurrah. All right. Let's do a screaming segment. All right. Fucking... Oh, yeah. Let's scream at someone. Screamed at anyone for a while. For a while. Yeah. Who should we scream at today? Fuck. Not too bad. Not too bad at all. Was that like 30 seconds? That was like 25 seconds, man. Fuck. Yeah. Well, yeah. I think you were close. What were you on? He said six seconds. I said a minute. I said 25 seconds. I actually said seven seconds. Holy shit. I got it bang on. All right, guys, during the live show too, we're going to do a black book. Oh, wow. So that's exciting. All for one. And one. For all. All right. Let's fucking move. Let's fucking move on and let's fucking get a fucking PO box up in this house. This is our last fucking PO box for the whole fucking season. And if you want to send a shit to open on the first episode of fucking season, fucking six, send it to PO box 256 TAG and 4018 Queensland, Australia. We open everything live on the fucking podcast. So this is the last PO box segment. Let's see what you freaks have fucking sent us. Holy shit, man. What have we got here, boys? Explain what you've seen. I'm opening up tin foil. Oh, I thought it might be a stick of something, if that makes sense. But I thought it was something bad in there, but they're stickers of Bosley, the best dog that ever lived. Oh my God. That's beautiful. He's picked a really nice photo of him too. Oh, it's so beautiful. If you want me to open it, I'll put that on your laptop. I'm scared to open that. Yep. Look at it. I'll do it. What do you reckon that is? Oh, it doesn't look good. Is it hair? It's hair. Oh, is it poo? It's poo. Ah! I reckon. Okay. I don't know. It smells soil. Give me it. Give me a look. I think that is a prank of like, oh, I can smell it. Is that poo? Yeah, there's something wrong with that. I thought it was like nice soil. Ah! No, there's something there. I just got a whiff of it too. It's quite strong. Oh, okay. I had that pretty close to me. It is soil smelling though. Okay. So we just, I thought it was a stick of weed. No, I feel sick. Yeah. Yeah. But it was like maybe anthrax headed. Oh my God. They're all fucking mines and traps. Except for these stickers of Bosley. Thank you very much for ever sending them in. Who was that? That's fucking beautiful. Oh wow. Here's a script from my Bible. Book of C 210. You must be be to see be. And to see be is being see itself. So open your eyes and be seeing does not exist without being. Just as being does not exist without seeing. They are one in the same, but also complete opposites. To see is to truly be. Just as to truly be is to truly see. See. Beesist. Thank you so much. It's really like a photo frame of Bible. Doesn't exclude blind people. I still see too. I miss Michael's Bible and days. Yeah, those were crazy, bro. Thank you, dude. To Marty, Michael and Matt. Hope this helps love the content you guys make. Even my, I think it says eight year old that watches it on Facebook. Yes, not the website stuff though. Thanks for the last Dylan. And he's put a whole bunch of hair. Oh fuck. Yeah, some head. That is definitely see the patch there. Yeah, we got sent some more here too. We got so much hair for the finale guys. There's a bit more hair. Fucking beautiful. Thank you, legends. Yep. And this is from we were a bit worried earlier. We wouldn't get enough hair. But no, it's chicks hair as well. Jack and Annabelle. That's exciting. Isn't that cool? Can she cut her blue hair out for us? Yes. Thank you. Jack and Annabelle. Thank you guys. This one felt suspicious too. Oh, no, it's more hair. Yes. All the hairs coming in rough. Whoa. I just put it over here. I don't want to touch it. That's a lot of hair. Man. There's something else here. There's a sticker. There's a sticker. Nitro gas shock absorbers. Sorry. Oh shit. What is it? Oh, is that what I think it is? Oh, wow. That looks like balls to me. Yeah. That looks like. Wow. Someone just sent us balls. Man. This is a good fucking hole. Whoa. Thank you for the sticker. Thank you for the whoever sent us these bozzly stickers. This is the best. And thank you for this candy. That is just candy. Maybe. Look how eagerly Matt opens that. A child on Christmas morning. I don't know about this. He's on joy sticks his hand in. He pulls that little letter. Dear Marty, Michael and Matt. I just wanted to say thank you for the videos and the podcast. Everything you do brings me so much joy. And I wish you all the best in the future. Inside are some random gifts for you all. Inside there is a gift for each of you. The three of you deserve the world. But this is all I can offer. Please take time to enjoy all three. For Michael. I know how much you love superheroes. He wants me to pull these out in order. That sticks his hand in to the package. I know how much you love superheroes, Michael. So I present you with a Superman patch. You can lie high, my becklin. You can put that on your shirt at the live. That's better than nothing. Sort of. Alright, Marty's. For Marty, I suffer badly from hemorrhoids and bleed frequently. Marty, I've gifted you a tissue for my most recent bowel movement. By the end, it was just blood, so I saved a piece for you. Oh, that's so nice. No way. Don't open it, Matt. Just like, yeah, fuck. Hang on. There's a lot of blood. We're seeing the tissues and there is a haemorrhoid tissue. Matt, don't. Seriously. I'm leaving if you open that. No, no, it's okay. It's okay. He said to. If you throw it on me, I'm leaving. He said to do it. No. It's fake. It's fake. He said it's fake. He said this is fake blood. Take this out and throw it on Marty. As I remember, he hates blood and zoom in on his face for a ha ha ha. The gift is actually a bit of chaos because Marty loves chaos. That's so fucking spot on. Oh, no. Mine doesn't look good at all. Oh, it's still scary. What it is. No, look how pink it is. Yeah, I guess. Oh, no. For Matt Brown, I've been collecting my toe and fingernails for months. I've sent them to you. Please, for the fully actual fans, can you use your brown superpowers and put them in your mouth? I just know it would bring so much joy to the ringworms. Remember, you guys are the best, best, best from Luki D and the Central Coast. Holy shit. That's a good collection. That was disgusting. That's fucking beautiful. Man, this is a great haul on this fucking PO box. I don't know if I can put that in my mouth. Just chew on them. Just chew on them a bit. They're just toenails. Just pretend it's like a like a. Yeah. Hard candy. I can do that, everyone. Hard, salty candy. Oh, man. You can't say it and then not do it. I didn't say I was going to do it. Oh, but I thought we've said it before that you put everything in your mouth. You knowed it along. Didn't you? We could make another human with the amount of human. I don't think I can miss what we've been said. Dude, be so special. Think about that. Think about the kids. Do you want to see the kids tomorrow? Oh, man. It would probably, it would honestly fix up fucking world hunger, I reckon. Because everyone would be like, fuck, if you can eat toenails like you do, then you won't, you can fill up. And then we can just send all the toenails to Africa and there's problems sorted. No, they can just start eating their own nails. But we can also send ours because we just put ours in the bin and waste them. Yeah, I guess, well, if you want to sort of sponsor, then you can do it that way. Yeah, look, if everyone starts sending their toes and fingernails to Africa. I want to get a look at them. Yeah, holy shit. That's probably the way to go. But you've got to inspire that, Matt, by actually doing it. Just pick the cleanest one. So this will. No, I think pink a bunch. I'm looking at your one. That'll be kind of single amount. Yeah, you're right. You have to do a fair few. I don't know if I can do it. Dude, I think you just have a smell for the countdown always help. Count me down. Count me down. Three, two, one. Oh my God. I can't believe you did that. That's real. That's real. That happened. Oh my God. Oh my God. He's choking on the females. Oh, that's intense. Holy shit. Fungi, fungi. He's fucked up, Matt. That is fucked. I can't believe we did that. I'm so sorry, everyone. I don't know if that was good or bad. It was pretty fucked up, man. But you did sort of help world hunger. So well done. The texture was not good. Yeah, it's fucking... You've already... Oh, wait. It's fingernails. Let's chuck it on. Oh, you're already pulling on it. But I saw the mistaken was already placed by Marty onto his computer and then realized it. Just like the ant on your hand, dude. You've been bamboozled. You've been bamboozled twice now. I was very good. Oh, I still feel them. Oh, did they smell? I just thought just stick them in, spin them out, mouthwash. But then one got stuck under your lip. One got stuck there. Oh, no. It's yucky. It's really yucky. But that was strong science. I only did it for Lukey D. And their ringworms. And that's all of the gifts that we need. Let's see the final PO box for you, guys. The final PO box for the ending of the year. Thank you so much. Thank you so much, guys. If you want to send your sheet in, like I said, we open everything live and Matt puts anything in his mouth. Hang on, not anything. Just calm down. Just fingernails. That's where he draws the line after that. Put petrified shit in his mouth once, too. Yeah. Dinosaur poo. A few chilly things. Holy shit, you really do just fucking clank, clank, clank. Straight in the old gob like a child. You sure my mouth and freaked you out, but Oh, yeah, that would have been very, very well. I did have a bit of like a bit of sense of maybe it's real. Because he said it's fake. And I was like, what if I didn't read enough? And he said, no kidding. It's real. Yeah, true. He should have written that at the end. That would have been good. Just send a comment. He shouldn't have. So he hopes it actually happens. All right. That is the end of PO box. It is time. For us. To answer your questions. You have all the questions. And we have all the answers. And we've got lots of dances for you. Marty. Yeah. I feel like it's not inspiring enough. What gets into Michael? It gets into me. But I don't know. I just get the. I must say has lost its jam. We need a new jingle for it next season. Next season. New jingle. New jingle is across the town, babies. And there's a segment where we answer your questions that you comment on. The mighty Michael fully actual YouTube channel. We answer the most like questions first. So once you comment your questions have a scroll drawn like the questions that you want to say answer. All right. First question is from Dylan Baruga. Baruga, Baruga, Baruga. It's both. Okay. Depending where he's from. This is top question. Are your siblings as normal people? Or are they freaks who make golly bottles as well? Yeah, Michael's siblings make golly bottles. The whole family does. And they freeze them and have them at Easter. Imagine freezing the golly bottle. And they're putting an icy pole stick in it. Oh, icy pole gollies. And it would defrost in your mouth. How is that not a website video you haven't done yet? Back into golly. I thought of like something that's so fucked up. But I heard a tale of this happening. I thought of like something that's so fucked up. I thought of like something that's so fucked up. I heard a tale of this happening. You freeze your shit. Then you grate the shit in the carpet. Great. Imagine doing that at someone's house. And like everyone's gone to bed. So you stay up, freeze your shit. Imagine if we did that. And then we just call it having a great shit. A great shit. Oh, we had a great shit this morning. You're eating breakfast with the family. What's that smell? I don't know, but I had a great shit. Oh, man. Dude. Just think about the pissing in the fridge days. Yeah, that was hectic as shit. Just doing the great shits on people's carpet. Because it wouldn't look like shit. It'd just look like little fucking like shredded. Shredded like soft brown thing. Dude, where did the pissing in the fridge come from? I know who it's from and whose fridge it was. How did that start? Me and Henry just fucking... We were just looking through a friend's fridge when we were like teenagers because we were hungry. And then one of us needed to piss and then thought it was hilarious. Fuck. And we just both started doing it, man. Oh, no. So upsetting. Yeah, it's not right. He sold me on it one night. I said, holy shit. We laughed the next day. Yeah, it's the ultimate disrespect to the entire household. I saw you piss in an underwear drawer once, dude. Oh, dude, yeah. Dude, I used to be a very... Vicious boy. But yeah, so that's a new thing. If you want to do something like that but to the extreme, it would be called a great shit. You freeze your shit and then grate it. You can grate it onto anything. You piss in a shallow plate and freeze it and then you got to piss this. You slide it under doors. Did that work when you did it the first time? We did have them in plates, but we never like ended up using them. This is like, I guess people didn't want it. Yeah, it's just like you need a freeze dedicated to it because it's not nice having piss disks close to actual food. Yeah, it did turn me off like the food that I had near it and let's say... I still ate it. Yeah, it was just reluctantly. Martin Planet 3553. Do you guys like Chris Lillian? If so, what's your favorite show? Yeah, we do like him and some of his high is hard to go past and we... DM him on Instagram. He never replies, but he sees our messages. He sees them, but like... I'm going to DM him right now. It's DM him something. Comment what you want us to DM Chris Lillian. I just love it. We see that you see our messages. We... We see you see. Spell it. See. Just a letter and then you... How do we get him on? We see... S-E-A We see you see. Dude! That's the funniest thing we've ever said. We see you see. He's going to fucking hate us, man. It's going to come down to it. We're going to pitch a show to fucking some of these streaming networks and then Chris Lillian having to be in the building and the producers will call him over. What do you think of these guys? We can't decide whether to give him a show or not. And he'll see it and he'll remember us from the DMs and go, these fuckwits. Holy shit, dude. That's exactly what I'm thinking now too. I sort of regret it, but it was a good laugh. No, no, it's pretty funny. We see you see. We see you see. But who opens a message and then doesn't reply? We'd be in these requests originally. He's accepted the request, so then it shows that he sees us, but then doesn't reply. You'd go to the effort of now just making it not requests anymore, but not reply. It's hard. Yeah, well, he's probably going to leave us alone. He's never going to see our messages again now. He's not going to talk to us ever. You're restricted. Yeah, he's funny as fuck. God damn, he shows it good. Next question is from f this Twitter shit. Please tell me you guys have got sweatshirts that are comfy in your merch. So at the moment, I think we've only got sort of summer style clothes. We have jumpers or anything coming along. We're definitely going to branch out to more products, but at the moment it's just shirts and hats for the first drop. See how it goes, see what the feedback's like. And then we go from there. So it's currently summer here in Australia, really hot. It's very hot. But yeah, we don't have singlets at the moment. So it's just shirts and just hats. Yeah, but it's all coming, guys. So, um, yeah, hang around. All right. Help us. Next question is from W Norton 4916. When are you guys going to have your next bat fest? I don't think we're ever going to. Yeah. I forgot we fucking... Yeah, you block that out of the memory, don't you? I did not talk about that. Things have changed now that we're older. Oh man. You can see why people have confusion in their eyes when we first said that to them. Yeah, which is a bunch of little rascals. Next question from tips 72. Marty, how the fuck do your head work? How does your head work to come out with the Brown's Tinder adventure shit? So how do you come up with all the Tinder adventure conversations? What does it come from? It just comes from deep within me, man. It's put in my DNA. And I just think to myself, what would Matt say here? And that's where it comes from, my deep connection with the Brown. Sorry. Docking. We dock. We dock. Cock-dock. Okay, I've got to, what would you rather... Michael. Dock. You have to dock with your dad, Greg. But you get 300K. Now, I've got a question. Yes, he is unconscious. Okay. Is it harder to dock when you're circumcised? I would assume it would be, wouldn't it? Same, your hole doesn't change size. What's your point? Does it just go in the hole? I thought it's foreskin on foreskin. Yeah, you might be right. Maybe only the person with foreskin can go over. I've seen that both of us are gone, pretty sure. Okay, would you glue your dick to your dad's dick for half an hour for 300 grand? Yes. What if he's awake? Really? You have to stare in his eyes. Think of her time and dad. Think of her time and he was here today. He'll see a camera in the background It's on there now. Just fucking get on with it. He came here today. Is that the house? Greg Brown came and then Greg Smith came. Yeah, to Greg. I wish they were here together. Yeah, it would have been so nice to just be like, Greg, this is Greg. Yeah. I would fucking love to see that. Greg and just say Greg and see them both look. Yeah, they both turn around. You know how you took a photo of me or film me looking at the pool? There was a moment where me and dad were both looking down at the pool. And I was like, this is going to be so funny if somebody started filming us both. Yeah, we're going to film your dad. I know you could probably film him. Next time I'm going to whip the phone out, I'm going to ask him to dock. Dock my cock. Next question is, he actually was walking and he's like, they're not going to pick on me, are they? No, they're not going to pick on you. Oh, really? You guys are bullies. You pick on everyone. You guys are the biggest bullies I've ever met. You used to be the nicest friends. Now you just bully. Now we just dock. Maybe if you dock with us. Okay. Next question is from MrB77.6 to Michael. How do you keep your temper under control when Brown pulls out his shit stickers? He doesn't. I guess I have lost it. I'm better with it now. You just sort of realized that's his thing. So the stickers, and I don't mind the last sticker. That was pretty good. It does bring you happiness sometimes. It did lead to that funny moment when you thought that sticker was on your computer and then you had to see it. That was fucking good content. Amazing. Just like the ants. So yeah, it's focused now. Thank you. No? Oh, we're still going. Next question is from Matthew Knowles. Would you guys ever do which sports ball hurts the most while high or extremely drunk? You guys have done that, haven't you? Being drunk would make it a lot easier. Being high would probably make it harder. Yeah, I'd say look. High in the hands is pain. Drunkness, you lose pain. Yeah. I think if we get to that point where we have to do it, I reckon it would be funnier if we were high, because it would be much more extreme emotion. I feel like every time we do a high video, it doesn't quite turn out as funny as we think it will. We're too quiet. Too reserved. It's like when you're on cat, you guys think it's the best time ever, but it's fucking boring. I'm still pitching brown hates us on cat. The whole room is on cat. You should try and dock us. Yeah, dock us when we're on cat. You'd probably let me. I reckon you'd be open to it on cat. Would you come? You could be the captain, right? It's called cat hiking. So we do cat, but you don't and you lead us in the bush. Fucking hell. No, that sounds like the worst day ever. I would be trying to motivate you to walk through the bush. He wouldn't do it. Even to go down a well easy to follow track would be hard with you guys on cat. I know. This is going to happen. We're going to get Matt Brown to lead us through the bush on cat. That's going to be a vlog. You went to that waterfall with Amber on your time off. That isn't easy to follow track down to the waterfall. I want just straight bush. But doing that would be so difficult. Straight bush would be even harder. I know, but I think it has to I'll probably leave you. We'll make sure that we'll give you some money to do it. No. You don't want to fucking go okay. I don't want to see my friends in that state. Oh man. Okay. It's just going to be us guys. Comment below if you're Brown to guide us. The last question is from Jacob0B1 depending where he's from. You guys should do does urine make the pain go away experiment for the website? You know when you get bitten by like a blue bottle and you piss on it to make it feel better? I think if we've done that before somehow it comes to my mind. I don't think so. I feel like I would remember that. Maybe I just tripped that one. I reckon like yeah. So I think there's a few creatures out there that if they bite you you can piss on it and it'll take the pain away. Pissing on it make it better. That's right. There was a time where you peed on me waterboarding and I ended up drinking it through the tower. It was so... That's the most sour piss I've ever tasted. Yeah. But yeah. That was good wasn't it? Michael I was blindfolded and had a towel on his face and I weed on it from behind him and we went through the towel into his mouth. Yeah. I did think it was going to be water which is what it was meant to be. It was early days website back when like man... Connor you're filming that? Yeah we're filming a website if it's on phones and like... They take like half an hour to film. But I'd be down to do a if something stings you or happens just piss make it better but you'd have to just need to piss each time. Well we just piss beforehand and get like a few liters of it. I've just discovered something. That's actually happening. That's a great video. I've just discovered something because despite what you may have heard it's a myth that peeing on a jellyfish sting does anything to ease the pain. Interesting with stinging nettle. We've got to test this shit. Interesting with stinging nettle. Yeah. The people for years they used to say it helps so you may... We've got to remember this idea. Does pissing on it really fix it? This is interesting. Not only are there no studies to support this idea but urine may actually worsen the sting. Well we're going to test that guys. Man, not just jellyfish. Stinging nettles. Like I guess blunt force trauma. Does piss numb pain. Belt whips. Oh man, belt whips suck. Alright, let's fucking get it done. I've got to shit so bad. Your time is there for us to waste. Picking up your phone was your first mistake. Ha ha ha ha ha. It's prank call time. It's prank call time. It's fucking bullshit. Fuck you guys. Hey, hey guys. My name's Darren. I called you last week because you had the wrong signs up. More car takes diesel, right? And I come to your survey and I've put what I thought was diesel in me truck, right? But turns out it was unleaded and like I drove down the road a bit further and engine started making all these funny sounds and that's how I pull over. Like I'll get RACQ there and like they soften some of the feel out of it and they tell me that's unleaded. So I was like, I called you last week, right? And the follower I spoke to sort of was giving me a lip in that. Was sort of telling me no, no, no. It's your fault, it's your fault. So I was just calling back to the manager or something because I've got a massive bill now from the truck. That's because you's had the signs around the wrong way. It said unleaded when it was diesel and the diesel one said unleaded. They can't be around the wrong way because they're fixed onto the pumps themselves. Yeah, well, I don't know what you want me to tell you. They was it was wrong lock or filled it lock with it said diesel, right? And then I'll drive down the road and sure enough, RACQ rocked up, right? And they tell me it's unleaded. So like you tell me look you can check footage in that because like I've done the right thing like thinking oh yeah, no, no, that's diesel. And then I'll fucking find out like five minutes later she's bloody got filled with bloody unleaded, mate. Okay, well you'll have to come back as of probably or ring back around nine o'clock tomorrow morning. Right, right. That's a bit early. What about like maybe eleven or something? She possibly will still be here at eleven. Is that the manager in that? Because like I need to talk something high up because like I can't be eating this course like I'm working every day like busking my ass from my kids and that and like I can't have like surveys putting the signs around the wrong way and sort of fuck me up a bit now and like I've got like three grand bill I got to pay now and like you's got to you's got to fix that up. You's got to fix that up and the guy I spoke to I kind of demand that he's like maybe suspended or something because like that's not that's not right what happened. Yeah, okay. I will leave a message that you have rang. Yeah, that message said Darren's rung right and he's coming he's coming for what he's he's he's owed. Darren's coming for what he's owed and you tell manager that I don't stand for signs around the wrong way because like he's ripping off hard work and Aussies and that and that ain't right. Write that down. That ain't right. Darren, you bitch! Oh! Oh, shit. Oh, look. You fucking it. Look, sometimes it doesn't go to a corner. Sometimes it pays to to pay your bills, man. Oh man, that was still so the potential we could potentially call the yoga place on Saturday for the live show. Yeah, I wonder though if they'll be closed they will. Yeah, they will be at that time and it could be funny and could be rough live. She's just the sweetest lady. Yeah, that doesn't matter. Margaret will not care about that. Okay, fuck. That prank call was brought to you by mother, wasn't it? Yeah, no. Chuck those fucking cans about. Yeah, it was. Look at this. They got all new flavors and shit. Fuck yeah. 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