 Shit! So, apparently we may have some sad news. So, this is the title of this mirror article. And it says, it's Donatello from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles debt. It's complicated. It says, there are rumors of the Ninja Turtles death all over the place, but the actual story isn't final. It says, now we admit the new Turtles movie wasn't great, but the new comics have been wonderful. What has made fans go crazy, though, is the latest issue of IDW Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Number 44 appears to show the death of Donatello, the one with the purple bandana. Yes, the smartest one. How are you going to kill off the smartest one? I mean, Mikey's kind of, you know, expendable. It's dumbass, but he's real funny. So, you know, I mean, it's a team. This is brothers. You can't have one die like this. But this is some shit that would shake up a universe like that. You know what I mean? As long as you bring them back. Just like Marvel and DC bring back everybody. But anyway, it says, the blurb of the comic backs this up. Minutes remain before the Technodrome fully activates and Shredder, Crang, and the Turtles all vie for control. No side will be left unscathed in this epic climax as one character makes an ultimate sacrifice. The comic shows Donatello on the floor in blood with his head cradled in splinches' hands. This IDW ongoing series is building up to what the publisher calls the final storyline in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles number 50 later this year. Upcoming solicits give no clue as to whether Donatello will in some way be replaced as part of the fearsome foursome or if they'll simply continue as a three piece group. But wait, while this is a heavy hint about Donatello's death, it's not final. OK, sites have linked to counter evidence of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles number 55 showing Donatello in intensive care. But this is from 1993, not to be taken as evidence about his welfare. We're debunking that right now. What is telling though is that no character explicitly says that Donatello has died. There are tears, there is Raphael's anger, but at the bottom of the page there is a very open hint that all is not final. Also, the film franchise and the comic series are not necessarily linked, so it could only be in the comics. We'll know more when Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles number 45 comes out next month. To be continued. Man, shit. That's heavy, man. Got Donatello biting the bullet. I hope not. Y'all need his ass, you know what I'm saying? I'm not like that at all. And I wish I had it known that they had started a new series. I didn't know that. But oh, as a matter of fact, I did. I saw something, I saw an article the other day about the new Bebop and Rocksteady. And it showed how they looked different. They're more sinister looking, more powerful looking, less bumbling idiots. And I was like, damn, they do look like some savages. So, all right, y'all. Yeah, I'll post the link to the article. So y'all can check out everything else yourselves. Tell me what you think about this. Be a camper, all right? One million subscribers. Woo!