 Hi, Chip Howard here, host of Live From Mars and founding member of the Chip's Discount Electronics Mars Colony. It seems like everybody has a Mars Colony these days, Russia, Christians, Jim Cameron. So what makes the Chip's Discount Electronics Mars Colony so special? Well, the answer is you. We've already made quite a home here on the red planet, including luxury housing, locally grown food from our hydroponic farms, and a secret underground tunnel system that's technically not under the jurisdiction of OSHA or any labor unions. Our drones do all the heavy lifting around here. You'll have more time to relax. That's a rental, actually. That means you'll have more time to relax and enjoy our many amenities, like the space bar. Bill here makes a mean Martian mule. I have three PhDs. Me too. We've even started construction on our second dome. We just don't have enough power, oxygen or water to run it quite yet. But that's where you come in, please. Turns out it takes a lot of resources to start a civilization on a lifeless planet. And boy, do we need more of them. We're looking to raise $1 billion to keep this colony going. Your money will go towards replenishing our stocks of polymers so we can build more crucial life support systems. A hospital to help our colitis deal with the negative side effects of life support system failure. And a prefab refueling station so that we always have the option to get the f*** out of here. Not that we'd want to, but just in case. And as a thank you for donating, you'll also receive exclusive premium rewards. For just $100,000, we'll play in a tree in your name. We gotta start terraforming somehow, and we haven't learned how to do that yet, so... For $25 million, you can get your very own rare Martian medals. We gotta sell this stuff, and that's how much it costs. Shipping may take a few years. That's where I'm at. And if you're feeling generous enough to go in for $100 million, you can come here yourself and go on a genuine once-in-a-lifetime Martian safari. You can spend the day in one of our specialty RC drones with no other useful functions and take in the local scenery, like rocks. Travel expense is not included. We're so excited to achieve our dream of staying alive on Mars. So from all of us here at Chip's Discount Electronics Martian Colony, thank you in advance for your support. We wouldn't survive without it. Please donate. And see rocks! Thank you again to Paradox for sponsoring this video. We had a ton of fun making it. They just released a new expansion to their game, Surviving Mars. You can find a link to it in the description. It's called Below and Beyond, and it introduces like a whole underground system where you can continue your base underneath the surface. It also adds asteroid mining with like a limited window to be able to grab really rare materials. The game in general is a Mars Colony simulator and resource management game where you're trying to make your own Mars Colony and terraform the planet. So if that sounds like something you'd be into, just follow the link below. And thanks for watching.