 that's it that's it I'm done two episodes today y'all are getting two episodes I expect nothing but praise in the comments one episode of Jojo is the equivalent of running a 10,000 mile marathon and I'm doing two of those so 20,000 so you better like this video you better subscribe or else oh this is Japan I know what Japan looks like I'm here this is definitely Japan I've never seen a guy like this walk out of a Japanese door whatever though I you never know bro there's still time I still have another month left I might see this I might look like this by the end of my trip where my hat blends in with my fucking hair like this creep John about wait I forgot something will you stop it's your son you bitch have a good day son let me flash you before I leave the fuck just happened why is he animated so extra it's like you foldable net net next to next to this animation like why it's like they're trying to tell us something man look at the woman in the back she's the most normal looking woman I've ever seen it's probably a Japanese woman because it's just a band but who knows who knows Nicholas racist TV but then you have this guy bro walking down the street girl you you need a you need a fucking haircut he's the size of all of them what kind of fucking hair cut is that looks like Jimmy Neutron all flight fight fight to the death to touch Jojo's step I can't I can't I can't hear what I'm thinking of Erwin tell him people to shut up and you bitch man I never thought I hear him would say this he looks like the size of your father's will you date someone your age you fucking creeps why'd you draw a deflated Jojo that's the new character I saw him on a poster what kind of fucking stands is that Jojo never looked that skinny bro even when he came out of the pussy oh that's a sick move he can paint he draws his enemy man you know who I would draw I would draw all of my haters and go like go like this where is it where is it where is it let me let me draw it let me draw it real quick let me draw my haters ready I'm gonna draw my haters I'm gonna draw my haters ready this is my hate right here this is my haters yo look look yeah that's me that's me using the fucking move on it that's me yeah die bitch die all over the face bro steps actually are that big in Japan man I couldn't fucking believe it if I ever felt that the steps in Japan I'm fucking dead oh Jojo oh yo uh-oh Jojo don't these bitches have school I'm a strong stand order I see peak OSP is back that's a weirdo bro if I did that man I'd get tackled to the ground what a fucking lie so fucking good even better than the other openings tell me not can these little dick suckers leave my man alone man I can't stand this guys wearing two Gucci belts because he has like a size 55 pants on how the fuck did he find that jacket in Japan man I can't even find my own size the story's fiction the characters y'all gonna show this every episode you you you think anime fans are are fucking imbeciles and idiots that we don't notice is fake hello Jojo I just almost tried to murder you want to team up I want to know whose child this kid is because he's not just some random kid no random child looks like that bro he's either speed wagon son deo son who else smoky oh no no you ain't black one fucking school is this it better not be high school wait so he's not related to anyone I don't believe him he's faking it is he Hitler's son holy shit man what's with these girls have some individuality it's like they're in a desert Jojo's the water bottle here we go here we fucking go my man Zeke is back he stole his body holy shit nobody would steal my body with the fucking acne I have on my back man hell no okay what star I have on it I can't believe he's back two generations later don't make it weird don't say weird shit like that don't oh she no call me oh he's coming to kill he's coming to kill the third generation Jojo 4th or 90th who the fuck knows at this point it's jingle balls man he has to stand now he's talking about standing wasn't talking about stand in the first season yo he better fuck before he dies again I need Jojo to live forever man not Jojo deo look at this guy look at Jojo man why is he wearing a Christmas vest what's going on here where did they find these size shirts I gotta go to those fucking stores man I feel like Jojo in Japan right now I can't even find my clothes I can't even find my size he can't even sit down in this fucking house it's so small man he definitely knows about you guys look at you look fucking french pie head man this fucking hates Japan bro who wrote this in American a fucking Russian the Russians wrote this I knew it man first we hit learn now this who does that you remember when you get hit guys and girls do you moan like imagine ah no no you're like ah not ah you don't do that next time I get smacked my girl from beat me man I'm gonna moan oh they're faking it just to see her titties make sense oh god the handkerchief the handkerchief that he was given what is this I will kill you today with my why do you have the word it like that what in god's sack is going on right now what is she having an aneurysm holy fuck this motherfucker was pushed off the steps then he's in the hospital and and now she turned into to what would it move on to invite her would it move on touch her and now now she's stabbing a patient in the eye fuck man I'm never going to the hospital in Japan I don't care what I break I could be dying of terminal five cancer I ain't going anymore can you help please use the handkerchief and clean it up y'all could have jumped out the window or just ran away Joe he's just standing there bro he's taking out the speed wagon it's about mother fucking time why didn't you approach it then is he a fucking bird now did he fly up there that's a pretty tall building what would he climb short time no see nobody says that this guy just fucking hates jojo at this point man what he do to you he's getting his fucking cheeks pushed in with a knife with a pen she turned into the she-hulk oh my god I am officially on something I don't know what's in this Japanese water man but ever since I got here I've been sick and I've been seeing shit like this first time Joe was fighting a doll and and then oh she no co with the babies suck it on titties and now this I don't know what it is man I feel like if I was in America I wouldn't be watching the scene right now it'd be totally different I think Japan's just doing something on my mind right now can you fucking explain what just happened he kissed her so he could suck out the thing that was inside of her here we go and then fight my name is oh I there's a name for the third fucking time I thought that was his life well before don't make any weird moves as if he's not weird enough right it's right man to throw cans at him I just think jojo is gonna continuously get crazier and crazier at this point I find myself more and more throughout the episodes questioning what the fuck is going on and I love that oh my god she's orgasming look she had a nose bleed I know what that means you did not have to take a show off like that what the fuck was the point of that but Nick um her shirt had to come off to show the severity of the move no she had to come off the show titties because we're all thirsty in the end when it came out of her throat it hurt her with a scene with a picture like that what are you doing then y'all wonder why I have so many sexual jokes you did this show Joe how dare you fall down the steps in live you fucker sandbag in front of a boxer he's doing the stance that he drew what's he gonna do oh shit I'm labeled up punk he's gonna pull out a guitar pierce the bell he always looks like that this is a fucking high school student by the way I wouldn't be surprised if this ain't an elementary so I killed the owners I leave it out paid magic go to a restaurant you're like I don't like this food I am paying and you just fucking leave I'm gonna try that in Japan man I'll just tell them I'll tell the cops Joe Joe Joe Kotaro told me to do it kujo is that how the hat's lined up with the hair because I still don't know the explanation how this is fucking possible oh god he's pointing the finger bow nope there's no more disrespect than that oh he's the judge it's called who will be the judge it's him feel like I'm watching stateship right now with this music man it's Lebron and Michael draw him out of pop out of the door who the jazz infused with the rock man let's go what a fucking bite man what's this guy's motive they seem like they would be good friends man they look like each other this is what I was doing with my girl last night it's like he charged his fist boom boom boom boom boom bro if I ever get into a boxer ring I'm fighting like Logan Paul man I'm turning straight at him a man and then I'm gonna stop and have like a whole fucking back story appear in my head my dad has cancer and I was rejected my entire life and he's gonna wait he's gonna fucking wait for me to complete this move and then it's funny then he says a punching bag and a boxer or some shit look who's the fucking sandbag now lucky for me my earrings are the size of anchors oh no it's not an earring this is an anchor on his jacket I'm literally jojo man I'm telling you I'm gonna live the rest of my month in Japan just like him I'm gonna be a punk I ain't paying shit this dude is so fucking awesome I relate with him there I just didn't go if I didn't want to I tell my mom I'm sick and then I play Gears of War all night not this horny bitch now what she she has a picture of him right there what was she doing next to that picture Irwin please be with me right now what the fuck is this what is this there's no explanation for this there's no defendin this shit man there is a mother-son kink going on in Japan that I that that I'm just learning about I don't care what y'all say Nick she just loves her son bro my mom doesn't love me it is much to suck my cockles you don't have to go to school if you don't want to jojo just stay home and and bite my thighs fuck off mom all I care about is that I'm time for a woman maybe joestar doesn't do enough to her so now she just wants to do it with her son I think today's my last day on earth guys oh this episode is called The Curse of Dio this is what I've been waiting for this is what I want baby I better not see anything grow out of him but this is jojo and I know a fucking octopuses better grow out of this forehead oh shit that explains my my religious family they must have the spider on their forehead so he's a good guy he should be an influence by Dio's puss let's just explain everything now all right let's talk about Egypt let's talk about how the pyramids were built Han El Khalili okay I'll keep that in mind when I'm in Egypt I bet is he just fucking french right ahead there imagine you just see a fucking Dio down a hallway man what is he doing is he wearing a dress this is great oh that's Dio yep yep that's Dio look at his lips he's inclusive he wants to lick this black man holy fuck man this guy's back as if he wasn't powerful enough now he has snakes come at this head like a doosa look at that look at those thighs bang he's gonna bang him oh god I knew they would be friends I'm telling you guys I need to know who he's related to throw up man oh fuck we got to see him do overdrive let's go man this better be related to Hitler we need a reincarnation of that man he was amazing take that out of context post that try to cancel me it's because he looks just like me I've never seen a man look like you in Japan and you have clothes that I can take because you're a good man oh god this is what I want to see look he's crying that was cute that was cool that's cool I wish you I I bet she wishes she could actually see through him I ain't calling you shit I'm calling you a horse this is scratching his hole there has to be like a Jojo store in Japan where if you're this size you could shop there it's just called just jojo's bizarre um I don't know express for like quadruple excel people I'm definitely going to go to school today until someone else puts pushes me down the stairs yeah where is she wait what's she doing with what's his name clungar I forgot it what's he doing what the fuck is this I feel like I just tapped in with my third eye oh my god this food dude didio stuff her inside the fridge no they're gonna blame clungar what the fuck is his name maybe because she was stuck inside the freezing you fucking idiot you just wanted to do that you pedo okay this baby how'd she get tattooed so quick you know what not man you know what I hope she dies oh she ain't dying I bet my fucking channel she doesn't die wait are they gonna think he did it oh wait I thought that we're gonna think it was french fry man holly she said call her psycho that's your fault get your filthy hands off me dad look he cares call your mama bitch that means you love her I'ma call my dad every night now goodbye bitch oh gosh he's gonna be sick the whole season now bam but you know what this is actually better these fucking pictures of him was somebody in the room with a cannon oh dojibon like how the fuck did they get the oh wait no he explained it with his um didn't he say he had like a camera that was worth like 200 000 dollars or 2000 dollars or some shit that he has to break every time or something all right all right makes sense I'm just wondering how the fuck he had these pictures spirit photos I forgot guys I forgot okay look he's serious now oh fuck this is gonna be insane man Gotaro versus Dio oh that's so cool that he the the fucking D young stan could stop the bullet like he like it's like he's protecting him I love that this is how I feel manga writers are like like the people that didn't have to be that detail bro bro you couldn't just do this you couldn't just do this let's see a bug you couldn't just do this you had to draw that it's like the manga the guy that wrote this was like I'm gonna show the fuck off this time surprising him put like a sweater on it for the experience and make it buzz do you have the next one yes I have one in my pocket dude has a assault rifle in his pocket encyclopedia look at that tie he looks so fucking ridiculous sometimes look at him wait did he say no wait did he say no I'm gonna go water bro fuck that bitch I just want to go for Dio 50 days guys put in your calendars 50 days that could either be 10 seasons or one episode wait oh it's the same day oh he went to get water for her wow okay that's it that's it I'm done bye I don't even have the energy to react to that shit no it wasn't he's blushing he is blushing you want him to eat you don't don't you just stay in bed you sick fuck what weird shit is she about to say I'm so worried whenever I look at her you notice people where you're just nervous when you look at them because you know they're gonna say something crazy like you know when you're in school and someone like raises their hand or gets in trouble and you know they're about to say something so fucking insane that you don't want to witness it thank god please leave her unconscious thank the fucking lord that's cute if she didn't mention to change her underwear I don't give a fuck Nicky was joking all right I'm gonna joke with my mom tonight I'm gonna be like you want to fuck no I was joking mom oh he found it the Nile you fly the Nile river isn't that by Egypt it is Egypt wow I'm a fucking genius yeah yeah team up time bro everyone man bro everyone found Dio in a fucking alleyway with his with his serpents come out of his head everyone found him I found Dio I found him on a corner oh oh shits yeah I love it I love this team up woman who can calm the hearts of others oh god what what what what what white white white white white white white white white white white there we go pull up in the rari who the fuck the speed wagon foundation is arrived this is gonna stare at her quick get speedwagon's old wheelchair and give it to her I can't believe it let me name your move let's end the episode on the name come on come on what's the move I shall always stop let me permit purple what would my move name be the bird fucker wait no he's the bird fucker I can't be that y'all let me know down below what would my name be the best name gets a pin to comment these are fucking names I like this team and I like that joe star is going with them this is great buy a bitch so now you have the teenage mutant ninja turtles going to Egypt to fight Dio that survived generations underwater bush was once a floating head but now is fused with Jojo's body and has a star tattoo on his back and just inflicted his stand on Jojo's mother that wants to fuck him that's my explanation I can't wait to keep watching this y'all said this is a long-ass arc a long-ass adventure with this Jojo and I'm actually excited about that because I actually really like him and I want to dive deep with him not inside of him but with him I want to see his journey why he calls his mama bitch why he's such a punk that's great man that's great and I can't wait for joe star to die that's gonna be emotional too man because he's definitely dying I'm not gonna get attached to anybody nobody french fry man's dying this new guy clungar is dying I don't know redhead man that that that paint uses paintbrush man look I still have the drawing if y'all want this let me know I'll send this to one fan in the comments yeah guys that's it I'll see you in the next video peace bitches