 I just got back from an extended, I don't even know if I call it a vacation. I went back to Minnesota, my old stomping grounds. I now live in South Carolina, but we had to go back. My wife has had some complications with the disease she suffers with, Crohn's, it's a fun experience all the time. Mayo Clinic out of Rochester in Minnesota is ranked number one in the country. So we thought, hey, let's move away from that. Let's never go there and get set up with some care. Let's instead go to one of the worst ranked states in the country, South Carolina, and really settle in, really plant our feet there and stake our claim. So yeah, a thousand or so dollars later, we traveled there, saw some family and friends, but the channel suffers. I did my best to keep up, to get some podcasts prerecorded, get some videos put out, scheduled, but obviously I couldn't keep up with everything and family does take priority. That set aside, it's nice to be back. It's nice to have a little bit of stability. Tonight's show should be fun. It kind of, I was shot out of the cannon today because usually I do the wrap ups with my buddy Tony on his channel, Hack the Movies, which you should absolutely check out if you haven't. Let me bring up here, I can show you. Oh, Tony's there. I didn't even know he was gonna be in the stream. Okay, that's Tony. Hi. Okay, that's his channel, Hack the Movies. I just got done doing a video with him talking about some of the August releases. Oh, nothing but winners. Nothing but winners there, Adam. Yeah, I feel like you were a little bit more positive than I was. Yeah. Anyway, yeah, check out Hack the Movies. We'll plug it again at the end, but you know, he's doing good stuff over there. Let's get to the main event here. Tony, I don't know if you know this or not, but there's a brand new Adam Sandler movie out on Netflix. How is this not bigger news, Adam? You would think at this point, it would be the guys been around for generations, basically. He's got a lot of slapstick on brand Sandler humor. He's done some indie artsy stuff. He's dabbled in drama. And here he is at Netflix with a string of exclusive movies. This happens often? I believe they've done, what has he done, three or four Netflix movies that just kind of unceremoniously get shout out and no one really talks about them? Wow. Yeah, but my wife informed me because of course being a movie person, I had no idea a new Adam Sandler movie was out that you are so not invited to my Bat Mitzvah is on Netflix. You can watch it. Oh my God. I thought you meant that I was, so that's a movie. I am invited to your Bat Mitzvah, right? Well, I'm not Jewish, so no. Nor are you a woman because that's the Bat Mitzvah. Is that a woman thing only? Yeah, I think Bat Mitzvahs are for men. Bat Mitzvahs are for women. Do you pronounce the T when you say Bat Mitzvah or is it kind of a silent T? I usually say Bat Mitzvah and a Jewish person is never correct at me, so. Okay, I just think we're good. I do the George Kastanza with a lot of things that aren't kind of native to my tongue. So I'll just be like, flabbering, Bat Mitzvah, flabbering. Just kind of slur it a little bit. So your accent is Minnesota and George Kastanza? That's like. My accent is whatever you make it out to be. Some people say I'm Canadian. It doesn't help that Minnesota, by default, has the most obnoxious, you know, you can't say Minnesota without it sounding Minnesotan. So, especially if you're from Minnesota, then it really comes out. I try my hardest to mask it, but it's not open. I know a guy who is Canadian and ashamed of it, so he tells everyone he's from Minnesota. He's like, where I am in Minnesota? And everyone's like, yeah, sure. Canada has given us some of the greatest treasures of all time, Celine Dion. We have Ryan, is it Ryan Reynolds from Canada? I believe so. I think we'll go with that. A Deadpool, Deadpool, as I know that. Okay, let's focus, though. Today we have a lot of movies. There's like 50 some Adam Sandler movies. We are going to do our best to do a tier ranking, which is actually something I've done on this channel once or twice. The kids are really into the tier rankings, Tony. I don't have a tier, but I will be judging your tier and seeing if it's right or not. Well, we're going to be sharing it. Let's let me bring it up. There's you one more time. Let me get us in the frame here. That's fun. Oh, one of these, one of these new fangled buttons will do it and let's bring up this tab. Now I have taken the time to find all these posters of the shitty movies mostly, put them in chronological order as I saw by IMDB. And not only that, I also have a list on Letterbox right here, where you can also see them chronologically. These are all the movies Adam Sandler has either starred in, cameoed in, or been some sort of extra in the background drinking coffee. You know, there's a lot to say. I was going to say, I think I already know what's in the S tier and it's a scene where he has exactly maybe 10 seconds of screen time. Well, the other nice thing about having you on, Tony, is I haven't seen a lot of Adam Sandler movies because after so many disappointments, I submitted to myself a strict no Adam Sandler policy in my house and I just didn't go to him because I couldn't take the depressing weight of it all after a couple of gems, it just kept going down a hill. I liked him in my teens, but yeah, there is that like switch that goes off in your brain where you're like, this isn't funny anymore and I'm not enjoying this. Yeah, and I don't know if it's so much a, like the frat humors lost on me now. I don't think that's it because I still love Caddy Shack. I still love One Trip and I just think he lost it or something. He lost it. He's ended up being very apparent that they were made for his friends to have vacations and they had a ton of product placement. Like they stopped feeling like genuine movies. Yeah. And his early movies had a little bit of that too, but it got like, or like Jack and Jill. I mean, famously Red Letter pointed out like all the product placement they had in that movie. And it was ridiculous. Yeah, yeah. I just realized I don't have my little banner theme above or updated that because again, we're just on the seat of our pants right now. Let me see. I know. I didn't expect to do this. You didn't expect to do my channel. No. I was on three shows tonight. Wow, I'm all over the place. Let me see if I did this. Super chat your thoughts on Adam Sandler Films, become a Patreon at Adam Does Movies or via the YouTube join button, that all adds up. You podcast every Monday on Spotify and Apple Podcast. I'm actually on other platforms now as well. I was pretty excited to get that set up while I was away. Nice. Make sure to like the live stream. I love that podcast. I love that podcast. Oh, thank you. Yeah. I do my best to try to switch it on there. See, I updated Super Chat questions for Adam and Tony. Folks, Super Chats are what really are the lifeblood of this channel at this point. Regular videos don't pay out anything. Super Chats doing these live shows are the bread and butter. That's what keep the lights on. Tony knows it. I know it. The American people know it. I think there is a lot of opportunity in this episode to make your Super Chats shine because there are bound to be movies on this list that neither Tony nor I have seen and you have put that in a Super Chat and where you would put it in the tier. Let's get to the tier. All right. And then you can say, hey, Adam, Happy Gilmore is us here. I, of course, have seen Happy Gilmore. Tony's seen Happy Gilmore. But there's going to be something on here. We're going to say, no, that's a D movie. Super Chat it. I'll put it there. I'll take your word for it. All right. Tony, are you prepared to start this? I am prepared. OK. Our first film, and we're starting out as I knew we would with a movie I have not seen. There are two movies on here right away that I haven't seen. And then we have a good go of it. But this is going overboard. Yes. I've definitely seen this. But I could not tell you a thing about it. Well, that's why I did the letter box as well so that I can give you the synopsis quick. In the world of comedy, it's sink or swim. A struggling young comedian takes a mental job, a menial job, on a cruise ship where he hopes for his big chance to make it in the world of cruise ship comedy. I haven't seen it, Tony. Is it anything worth watching? Is it funny or is it a total dud? I honestly don't remember a lot of it, but I'm looking at the cast list. And if Billy Zane's in it, then I'm going to have to give it another watch. Billy Zane is the taking point for you? Dude, I am on a mission. I really want Billy Zane to come on my show and talk about the Phantom with me. Now, I remember checking it out when I was younger. By the way, I've never seen a good poster for this movie. No. Hold on. When I see it on DVD and stuff and even the original poster, it looks like a fake movie. It's never looked real to me. I mean, a lot of Sandler movies are going to follow this kind of formula of just looking pretty atrocious on the poster. Yeah. I did see a comment saying this is a bottom tier comedy. Rob K says that. Not a super chat, but he's thrown it out there. But it was his first one, I guess. I guess this is like during SNL, right? Or early SNL? I would imagine it's early, but let's also remember Jim Kerry's kind of, would you consider this like his big starring role? Because if you look at Jim Kerry, his big starring role was Ace Ventura. Yeah. I mean, he was in movies before that. Right. Rubberneck, First Bid, and everything. No. I'm thinking Happy Gilmore is the one where it finally took off. OK. So this is just kind of, this is his Rubberneck to Jim Kerry's. Yes. I'm going to just go out and allege and throw this right in the D column, unless I hear it over and I'm going to. So we're ranking movies we haven't seen or carried over. Yeah. That's a great idea. Well, I mean, let's be honest. It's an Adam Sandler movie. And if I don't even have an interest in watching it, I can tell you right now I'm going to hate it. I could have made a column that, you know, why don't we say this? Why don't we say the D column is for both movies we haven't seen and movies that are probably hot trash. So we'll cover our bases that way. And that brings us to the next one on our list, which I also have not seen. This one I have seen. This is going well so far. Not a long time. This one is good. Directed by Bobcat Goldwaith, you know, you probably know him from like the police Academy movie. Yeah. No, this movie is like really, really funny. It kind of makes fun of the lives of clowns. I know Adam Sandler is dink the clown in it. Robin Williams, he went under a suit in him for this movie and his scene is really good. He's a mime and he talks a lot. Robin Williams? Yeah. He goes under Marty Formage for whatever reason. I guess maybe it was like an indie thing and because of the acting guild, he might not have been able to use his real name. So he went under a suit of them. Okay. Yeah. It's a life of a bunch of fucked up clowns. I remember really liking it. But you can read the thing if you want. You know, it's funny when I was putting these together I thought about, I said, you know what? If any movie Tony's seen on this list, it's going to be fucking shakes the clown. It just felt like a Tony movie. Now talking about it, I really want to re-watch it because I remember really enjoying it. So I'm grazing over the list and I do see that Kathy Griffin is in it, which kind of rubs me the wrong way, but maybe she's good in it. Is she okay in this one? I can't recall. She can get a lot. I didn't hate like 90s Kathy Griffin. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. Okay. So where would you put this on our tier list? You know what? I remember really enjoying it. Let's put it in a, it's probably an A, but since I can't recall it too much, put it in B, put it in B. B seems like a good kind of hedging of bets situation. All right. Next up, we're doing okay on time, I think. We're moving along at a decent clip. We have Coneheads 1993 directed by Steve Barron. A pair of aliens arrive on earth to prepare for invasion, but crash instead with enormous cone-shaped heads, robot-like walks and an appetite for toilet paper. Aliens, Beldar, and how do you say that? Primit? Oh, hold on. Beldar and primate. Yeah. Who cares? This was a jumping off movie from SNL. There have been several SNL skits that became movies. Superstar, Night at the Roxbury, which I think is hilarious, Night at the Roxbury. Ladies Man, Wayne's World, Love Wayne's World. The movie about the character, it's Pat that you would never be able to make today. That's right. You would never be able to make that today. And then there was another one about a different character. The guy who's like, I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, that people like me. That's Stuart Smalley? Yeah, he got his own movie too. He did? Yeah. I don't remember that. And gosh darn it, people like me. Gosh darn it, people like me. Okay, so that Stuart Smalley movie and Coneheads, I think are the only two SNL movies I haven't seen. I never liked, I never got into Coneheads. Although- I liked this movie. And I liked it in an asteroid. And Jane, Jane Curden, is that how you say it? She's in, is that Third Rock from the- Yeah, Third Rock from the set. Third Rock from the run. She's great in that. Yeah. No, I really, really enjoyed Coneheads as a kid. I don't know why. It was just always on TV. And I would always make a point to watch it when it was on. I don't know, why don't- Holy shit, they have, I'm looking at this cast list. This is like the entire SNL cast list. Yeah. Michael McKean, David Spade, Adam Sandler, Michael Richards, Chris Farley? I mean, come on, I gotta watch this movie. Yeah, Chris Farley is the one that goes on the date with the daughter and they use that futuristic camera and it leaves marks on his face. I love when he goes to the dentist and his mouth gets really big and he's got like several rows of teeth. This cast list is insane. Yeah. John Lovitz, Jason Alexander. So we got two Seinfeld characters. Is, is Elaine in this too? I don't know if she's not. She was an SNL actress as well. She was probably doing North at the time, which Jason Alexander and Bruce Willis. All right. Well, I, you know what? Honestly, I kind of want to watch Coneheads now just because of all these characters or all these actors that I love. It's got like a SimBads in it too. I like SimBad. Yeah. House Guest, House Guest is a fun flick. Where do you put Coneheads? Oh, for me, I'll put Coneheads and B. We'll put Coneheads and B. All right. All right. Not really an Adam Sandler type movie. He only has, I think, one scene in it. Yeah. But sometimes that's for the best. Sometimes that's for the best. I'm going to keep an eye on the super chats and try to, if they're Adam Sandler movie specific, I will read them off as we talk about the film. So I'm kind of going back and forth between the live chat and the starred super chats. All right. Next up is Airheads. Let me bring her up. Boop. Now, I have seen this movie and I really enjoy this. I might rank it higher if I remembered it better, but I have seen it several times. It's very funny. You know what, I'm going to go four and a half. I remember loving this movie. All right. The Lone Rangers have heavy metal dreams and a single demo tape. They can't get anyone to play. The solution, hijack an AM rock station and hold the DJ's hostage until they agree to broadcast the band's tape. It seems like a good idea on paper, but it doesn't go well for the crew. You get Brandon Frazier in this. You got Steve Buscemi, Adam Sandler. There's a Chris Farley character who I think his cameo is playing a security guard or a cop, which is very similar to what he played in Wayne's World. I wonder if they're the same character. Is he a cop or security guard? I'm sorry. In Wayne's World, I think he's like a limo driver, right? Or what is he in? I know he's in the back security for I think Mr. Big. It's been a while since I've seen it. Regardless, Chris Farley is hilarious. You got Michael Richards is in this one as well. He's kind of, what is he? The lawyer or something? Yeah. I think so. It's been a while since I've seen this. This used to be on Comedy Central all the time. Harold Rainer is in this. Yeah. A lot of people are in this. Mike Judge, I'm reading here. Mike Judge apparently Beavis and Butthead call into the radio station. Oh, that's so good. So he does their voice. I know Stuttering John is in this from the Howard Stern show. Oh, nice. Remember Stuttering John? I used to listen to Howard Stern quite a bit. Adam Stuttering John is the worst podcaster in history. Oh, really? My friend has built a career about making fun of Stuttering John. You want to see a movie to torture you? Watch Stuttering John's one too many. It's the worst comedy I bet. I'm shocked he was in this movie with so many talented people and learned nothing because his movie is so bad. That's a shame. But I'm a bit, I really like Brendan Frazier. I love Steve Buscemi. Yeah. This is what I really want to revisit but I remember like when it was on Comedy Central I would always give it a watch. As far as a tier, I think I'm leaning A possibly S on this. I think A. You know more than me. I think A. If you feel good for S, put it, or A, put it in A. I think A is appropriate. S tier for me is movies that you watch pretty much every year or you can quote the living hell out of them. Airheads probably could be that film but it's not for this guy. So I can't, I can't in good judgment put it all the way up there. Yeah. But I'm very happy with an A. Let's go to the next one on the list which we're back to movies I haven't seen. Nuts. Yeah, I don't remember if I saw this or not. This movie must be like very irrelevant and because I try, you know, I search posters for these and even the posters for this, Google's like, yeah, no. Good luck. I feel like I've heard people talk about this for Christmas movies. A lot of people bring up mixed nuts. A lot of people. I've never heard a single person bring up mixed nuts. I've never seen it but I'm looking at the cast list right now and now I really want to see it. Madeline Kahn, Robert Klein, Anthony LaPagula. Liv Schreiber's in this video list. Okay. Yeah. John Stewart. John Stewart, nice. Parker Posey. Oh, of course. Everybody loves Parker. Everybody loves Posey. Yeah, this might be a good one. Gary Shandling. What is it? The events of a crisis hotline business on one crazy night during the Christmas holidays. That's not a very good description. No. I mean, I like that it's kind of a simple premise though for a comedy. Yeah. I wish Letterbox gave the movie runtime. It really annoys. Oh, they do. 97 minutes. Okay, so this is just over an hour and a half which is where comedies need to live. Average score of 2.6, not the greatest. I don't know. If you've seen this movie in the chat, let's see if anybody's watched this movie. Mixed nuts question mark. It's so good, bro. Okay, we got the so good bros here. We brought it to Meg too. We brought it to Meg too. I hope that's like a thing. I hope it's gonna be a thing. It's gonna be a thing. I'd see forever. At some point, I'm gonna forget about the joke that all the people commented it's so good on Meg too and I'm just gonna start getting triggered when people say it like, why do you keep saying that to me? No, the YouTube algorithm is gonna be like, wow, everyone thinks this video is so good. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Mixed dicks. Why is it so funny? It's the laziest joke in the world. I don't know why it's so funny. My son Connor was 11 would say that if I permitted it, but actually I would laugh if he said that, but he's excuse me. It'd be one of those things where you, I've seen parents do this where they laugh and they know it's funny, but they have to like check themselves. Yeah, yeah. That's how it would be. But you've already like spoiled it and the kid knows. The kid's like, ah, you're not actually angry. You just have to pretend to be. Exactly. Because my wife will yell at me if I don't parent better. Okay, mixed nuts. I haven't seen it. I can't in good conscience really put it anywhere. Tony, you have or you haven't? I can't remember. I don't remember. I don't know if I've seen this. I don't think I've seen this. Okay. Well, I mean, based on the cast list and stuff, it's probably okay, but we have to put it here because we don't remember. That doesn't mean it's bad. It means we don't remember. Can we call the D just didn't watch? You can be didn't watch. I'm using this shitty tear maker thing that I saw a lot of stream people use in the past. Whenever I did tier list, I would just kind of like make my own, but it was such a fucking. On my screen, it's still mixed nuts. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. Let me thank you for telling me. That's going to happen often. Okay. Here we are. I moved it. I moved it right here. Can you add an F tier for like really? Oh, it looks like I can add a row above or a row below. Yeah, add a row below. Yeah, put F for like the really bad ones. D will be didn't watch. Can I name this too? Oh, I can name it. Oh, okay. Did not watch. Okay, then move those down there. Or maybe don't remember. All right, let's put it there. We will go off the commune. Again, if you super chat me with the tier that you want this in, I will consider that the gold standard because I don't really care that much about where I rank Adam Sandler movies. All right. Next on the list. Oh, okay. We're getting some good stuff now. Oh, okay. And we're getting some good stuff. We have Billy Madison, 1995. Billy Madison is the 27 year old son of Brian Madison, a very rich man who has made his living in the hotel industry. I don't think I have to read the synopsis. I'm pretty sure everyone's seen Billy Madison. It's one of the best Adam Sandler movies. It's very quotable. It's very silly. It's Adam Sandler kind of at his best. He gets to showcase his anger issues. He gets to showcase some of his silly voices. And he gets to act like an immature kid. Yes. And he also is elevated by the cast around him. Like Chris Farley, he's bus driver character. It's probably one of my favorite things he's ever played. The grease over here. Yeah. Does the whole family die by like a Mario Kart banana peel? There's something like that. I love his character. Yeah, it's very quotable. Like, what's it? Pissing your pants is cool. It's the best. Then they just randomly sing a stupid song at the way end of the movie and they're dancing to the camera. I think so. I love what he hallucinates. He hallucinates like a penguin at one point. Yeah, that's right. And I remember being a kid thinking that was the funniest goddamn thing in the world. But no, it has one of my favorite moments ever where he like they're doing that quiz show. And he answers the question. The guy goes at no point during that rambling. Did you make any sense? Everyone here is now dumber for having heard it. I love that old thing. Good God have mercy on your soul. And by the way, this was Prime Bridget Wilson-Sampras. This is Mortal Kombat era. Bridget Wilson. That's going to bleed, yeah. Last action hero, Mortal Kombat Bridget Wilson. She was fucking hot as hell. Who was the, not to get on a side tangent, but who did they replace her with in the, in MK2? Some other girl who was hot, but not the same. Okay, I didn't know if you knew offhand. All right, we're going to put this, I'm going to put this in an A unless you think it belongs in S. No, for an Adam Sandler movie? Well, I mean, Adam Sandler, it's S, but I just mean, I mean, is that how you base these based on? Yeah, I guess we'll put it, we'll put it as just a movie. Put it in A. I think it deserves an A. I think the caveat is it's just as a movie, not as an Adam Sandler, because then it's an S for sure. Airheads would be an S for sure. All right, now. Also it was Sandra Hess in Mortal Kombat Annihilation. MK2, I think she was just, she didn't really do much else, right? I'm looking at it. It's mostly direct to video TV stuff until 2012. I guess she stopped. Okay, I was going to say if she would have just held out, she could have maybe found her calling on Netflix's exclusive movies. Ladies and gentlemen, I don't think this film needs any introduction. It's easily Adam Sandler's opus. It's his crowned achievement. Unfortunately, he peaked in 1996 with this film. But man, is it, I love a good sports comedy. And I don't know what it is about golf that brings out the best in the universe. But Gaddy Shack and Happy Gilmore are just fantastic. I love this movie. This movie's good. This is like, everyone will be like, yep, when you go to Adam Sandler, it's Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison. Happy Gilmore is just fucking hilarious. Again, he's on his A game. I guess it's sad now because Bob Barker just died and he has a great scene in it. That's a celebration, really, of Bob Barker and how hilarious he actually was. He's pointing himself to the film, but... It gave us a great villain with Christopher McDonald as Shooter McAvon. Oh my, Shooter! All right, Happy. See if you can, like, there's so many quotes. Ben Stiller as the orderly, who's just a complete psychopath. Yeah, that was fucking hilarious. Oh my God. I love Richard Keele, the giant guy with like an L with it. Carl Meathers, of course, as his mentor who gets his hand taken off by an alligator. And he comes back in a later Adam Sandler movie. Yeah, we'll get to that later. It's all in the hips. And it's all downhill after Happy Gilmore. It's all in it. His bags are packed happy. Send him home. Kevin Neal in cameo. Yeah. Send him home. No, yeah, Happy Gilmore was a fun time. It was still when, like, his comedy was pretty good. You got to do a smoke show, Julie Bowen in there for Modern Family as the new interest. Yes, I was super into her, too. Rob Keele. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? There's so many good lines. And I'm reading here at one MTV movie award for best fight. Oh, well, that's kind of between Bob Barker and Adam Sandler. That's really a testament to great film when making when you win an MTV movie award. Viewers' choice. I always do the maybe we could go down by the bay and make things out of clay. What do you just say? It's so good. I'm reading here. Apparently, Ben Stiller's character comes back in Hubey Halloween. Yeah, don't spoil. Don't spoil. Sorry, I didn't know. It's legitimately the only thing I have to say about that shit movie. But we'll get to it. The director of this directs a lot of his films going forward. Interesting. Dennis Dugan. This is S tier. We don't have to discuss this. That's S tier. Yeah, that's S tier. This may be the only S tier on this whole list, but he's got one. Yes. OK, again, I would see to my pants when I put this together. So it appears I do have to add a movie onto the IMDb. And that movie is Bulletproof. Remember Bulletproof? No. No? No. It's actually a pretty damn good movie, if I remember right. I don't remember Bulletproof. Yeah, it kind of came and went. That's for sure. But Sandler was in his prime, and you got Damon Waynes in the mix. Let me share this. Here we go. All right, Bulletproof, an undercover police officer named Rock Keats, which is a solid name, but friends of drug dealer and car thief named Archie Moses in a bid to catch the villainous drug lord Frank Colton. Some really good names. I love these names. It's end of the day. It's a lethal weapon, buddy cop, bad boys-esque movie. There's explosions, there's gunfights. You have the yin and yang kind of character dynamic. Sandler runs his mouth a lot. It's actually a pretty damn fun, R-rated comedy. I would recommend it. It's been a long time since. It's been since 1996 since I've seen it. But- What if you watch it now and you're like, oh man, this sucks? I don't think so. I'm going to confidently give a three and a half star is just off the cuff. And I think, since you don't really seem to know anything about this movie, I'm going to put it squarely in the B ring. OK. And the chat can correct me if I'm just kind of high on the film. But I think it's pretty decent. I think it's pretty deice for short. ShadowHumor has a super chat that's not related to Sandler. He says, for $10, he said, you know what's S-tier? Lamb. Like, oh, the movie. We brought up A24's lamb earlier on Tony's stream, actually. I'm glad that. I thought he'd be just like the animal or the food. Oh, no, no, yeah. Yeah, he's talking about the lamb to eat lamb. No, he, ShadowHumor is the one that actually made me watch that. So I really appreciate the callback. OK, maybe. Oh, shit. I did miss one from Billy Madison. OK, Rob Kay. $5 says, Billy Madison will always be a top tier Adam Sandler movie to me. Bro, it's so good. It's so good, bro. So good, bro. Beautiful. Beautiful, Rob. Thank you. Ah. Jan Rose says, in the cringe voice, Adam, so happy you're back, baby. It's great. I love it. I think it's great. I really need the shirt on to get fully in character. But thank you, Jan. That's funny. If you didn't read that, I would have read it exactly the same way. Jan, I would have preferred if you would have started with Nerd Alert, then I would have known without you having Nerd Alert. OK. And Ryan Powell for $5 says $95. Hi, Ryan. Oh, you know him? Yep. You know Ryan? OK, cool. Yeah. OK, well, you don't even have to talk about him then. One of these movies should probably be in D tier, LOL. We're getting there. We're getting there. We're not there yet. Ryan, most of these movies should be in Do Not Watch. And that's kind of where we're headed, I think. All right, we have our S tier. Where were we at now? We had Wedding. We're at the, OK, Bulletproof. I did that. We are at Wedding Singer, which we're still in the decent territory of Sandler. No, I really like it. Actually, I don't know why my Amazon music was just shuffling songs. And the other day, a banger from this song came on. You know the one? Somebody kill me, please. Somebody kill me, please. I'm on my knees, pretty, pretty. I want to die, but I love that when he sings the song and it starts off like really nice. And then he just goes full depressed middle age guy. But it was all bullshit. The movie is very top heavy for me. I remember the first half being really strong. And then it kind of turns into a more generic Romana comedy when Drew Barrymore enters the fray a little bit harder. I like this movie. I found it a little bit more on the safe side for Sandler, but it definitely still has his trademark spastic angry moments, which I love. Steve Buscemi is hilarious in this as another Wedding Singer. I don't remember why. Drew Barrymore, Tony, I don't know about you, but I've never really been a Drew Barrymore. Really? I don't dislike her. I just don't really. I'm so indifferent with pretty much everything she's in outside of just being a cute little kid in E.T. Yeah, I enjoy her for the most part, most of the stuff I've seen. I just love that she does have the good scene where she's like, I'm Julia Ghulia. She's like crying in the mirror. That's good. Yeah, it was funny that it was only 1998 and they were doing this like throwback 80s thing. Like we've been referencing the 80s and shit since the 90s. Yeah, like we haven't really gotten out of the 80s, which is funny, Tony, because I am actually writing a script that for a movie that takes place in the 90s. I feel like it's not 90s isn't getting proper representation almost at all. I think it's about to. And actually one of the things I liked about Twisted Metal, the show, the apocalypse starts in 2002. So society kind of stopped in 2002. OK, so you're getting a lot of that. They hide in a movie theater in one episode and the girl gets scared because there's a cut out of The Turtle Guy from Master of Disguise. Dana Carby? Yeah, we're now in like the 2000s nostalgia. I'm like, yes, this is my time. That's pretty good. We're kind of just skipped over 90s all together and we're just going to early 2000s. Yeah, we dip into the 90s here and there, but no one ever goes full nine. I mean, obviously Captain Marvel. We all love Captain Marvel for the best. I feel like the 90s was already in on its own joke. So like I was like saved by the bell and whatnot. We're so up their own ass with 90s. Then it's just hard to even duplicate. Anyway, this is a this is a fine little movie. I wouldn't say it's amazing by any means. The yeah, it just it kind of loses me once Billy Idle jumps into the mix on the plane. And I don't know. It's not bad. Do you like flock of sequels? He's like, no, but I can tell you do. He's got the fucking flock of seagulls there. Oh, my God. I'm going to give the yeah, I think this is a B movie, but you can tell me for me. For me, this is a I'm putting this in a with Adam. So we have a little bit of a conflict. If someone wants to be brave and bold and throw super chat into kind of win this war, please do. Otherwise, it is my channel. It is your channel. So right now if you want, it's going to be like that time you were wrong about Alien 3, but you know, it's your. Oh, my God, that reminds me, Tony, there's a this is hilarious. I just had this like nom flashbacks right here. This guy's name is Alan Covert, and I read it as Alien Covenant. And oh, well, I mean, Covenant. You know, it's funny. My my cousin's kid, actually all my cousins were over a few weeks ago for my niece's birthday. And my cousin's kid who is supposed to was grown up like being raised real religious. I guess he's like sneakily watching horror movies. So he was down here looking at all the alien stuff. He's like, I really want to watch like the alien movies. They look really cool. And I'm like, yeah, he's like, I only watched one. And it was Alien Covenant. And I'm like, well, good news, you watch the worst one. So it's only up from there. He's like, yeah, he's like, I think it's a cool idea. Just that movie wasn't good. I'm like, well, you started with the last one. You know, it's a prequel. It doesn't count. Yeah, that's like, I'm thinking about getting Adam Sandler movies. They started with Jack and Jill wasn't bad. Well, if you think that you're going to be in for some pretty fun times. And all right, this helps if you watch the worst. Yeah, if you put your expectations really low, that can that can be a decent thing. This one didn't show up on my list either. Probably because Adam Sandler is nothing more than a cameo in this movie. But oh, let me get to it. Let me get to it. View list. There it is. Share this tab. All right. Dirty work. Another late, great film. This is Norm MacDonald. We had a Bob Seeger fall apart. We have Norm MacDonald, unemployed and recently dumped Mitch and his buddy Sam started revenge for higher business to raise the 50 50 thousand dollars that Sam's father needs to get a heart transplant. This is one of the only Norm MacDonald movies. I recall that he is the star and the other one was screwed. The other one was screwed. Wait, this is with him. This is directed by Bob Saget. Bob Saget directed it. Norm MacDonald started it. Bob Saget and Norm MacDonald are dead. Artie Lang is somehow still alive. I fucking love this movie. This is a this is a really fun movie. This, by the way, Adam Sandler's cameo. A guy is having like a drug fuel nightmare sequence. And Adam Sandler is the devil. He's the devil. That's right. Yeah, I love this. This is my favorite. This is S tier for me. And the weird thing is, the movie is PG 13. They like super edited this down. OK, I mean, if Bob Saget directed, yeah, I would imagine he's pretty, he's actually pretty crass comedian. You can tell in the jail scene, I don't know if you remember the jail scene where something happens to Norm MacDonald and in the movie, he goes, you know, it hurts the most, the lack of respect. And then he goes and the other thing that hurts the most, but the lack of respect hurts the second most. But if you actually look at if you actually look at his mouth, he actually does say the real word. Really like dovetail, like, yeah, because they try to make a PG 13. They kind of kid this movie flopped when it came out. Oh, yeah, it did. That's probably why I only remember this being the Norm MacDonald movie. Yeah. And I love the whole story behind it. It's a revenge for higher business. It's a great idea. And that picture, that picture right now with them in the fish. Oh, yeah, where they hide it all over the the mansion. And it's like a mafia guy's house. Yeah, but the funny thing is, and like since comedies can't really exist on their own, they have to like incorporate action and stuff. If they did that scene today, you would see all the carnage and bludgeon. But somehow it was so much funnier just hearing the monster like, oh, God, he's got the chain zone. He's using it on me who described everything in detail. And aren't these guys still holding the fish during this scene? And they're just standing there like, I think South actually, there was an episode of South Park where they used that same joke. Oh my God, this battle is amazing. Well, they also do it. I just watched the South Park, which is freaking hilarious. The cash for gold episode where it's it's one of those not telemarketing. What's the color you call into like by shitty jewelry? Oh, yeah, yeah. No, the oh my God, whatever. It's it's the people call in and Stan calls and he's like, you need to kill yourself. You're taking advantage of elderly people. You need to take a gun and just pull the trigger. And the guy's like, all right, I'm going to knock up a hundred dollars for this boy to get off the call. And it just goes on and you see nothing. You just constantly see the thing. Yeah, all you see is the thing rotating. It's just brilliant comedy. Home shopping is dirty works great. It does contain a scene that constantly lives rent free in my head. And it's the it's the moment where Chris Farley comes in and he says like Rolling Stone Street Fight, E7. And the guy's like, you hit E5 and Pina Colada comes on. You guys are like beating the shit out of each other. It's just perfect. And his nose has been off. I love my like what Siberian a whore or whatever. Saigon, Saigon whore. But then he becomes friends with her at the end. Of course. I love what he's like. What are all these dead hookers in these cars? Christopher McDonald is the bad guy again in this. The dude, the dude who was the game show host in Billy Madison is one of the homeless people in the movie. So there's a lot of Adam Sandler like regulars in this. A lot of mainstays coming in Chris Farley and whatnot. So yeah, Gary Coleman. Gary Coleman, I think was also in the dream sequence. OK, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's right. That that seems like that seems on brand for Sandler to have a small person or a like a person on a tricycle. Something just ridiculous like family guy-esque kind of humor. Well, I love I love Chevy Chase. He says he bet he like he has gambling debts. And they're like, wait, you bet on Rocky three. You bet you bet against Rocky. All right, Tony, for you, I am going to throw this an S tier because there's a lot of fun memories coming back to me. They're all coming back to me now, as Celine Dion would say. The second Celine Dion has been referenced today. She's in a movie that came out recently. We're Priyanka Chopra. I thought she's like sick or something. She doesn't look the best of the movie, but you see it with Priyanka Chopra and a Marion editor around. Let's review that movie. Yeah, let's not the water boy. This is a now I have a very big bias on this film because I saw it under the perfect movie conditions. I was out of state with my dad and my brother. We were quickly looking for a theater in. I don't even know what fucking state it was in. Missouri, I believe we're going to see my relatives. And we found a theater right by the college campus. We go in. This theater is packed to the brim with the football team, the cheerleaders, kids from school. And every time water boy Bobby, whatever his name is, hits some dude, the guys just erupt. The whole theater is on their feet like yelling. Yeah, it was it was awesome. This movie is probably not that great, but I had a great time watching it once. I always liked it as a kid. I don't really revisit it as often as the other ones. I do like Henry Winkler as the coach. And again, he becomes another Adam Sandler regular. I feel like he kind of does, doesn't he? And that is the first time we hear that you can do it. Yes. This is the first you can do it for Rob Schneider. Rob Schneider will go on to say this in probably half a dozen Adam Sandler movies going forward. And he got for Rusa Bulk in there, 90s for Rusa Bulk, who threatens to kill the teachers for him. She's the crazy goth girl. He's the covenant again right here. Alan, Alan Covert, it was actually fun. All right. So Paul White is in this, the big show. WWE is the big show. He's Captain Insano in this, the wrestler. Oh, that's right. And there was a horrible storyline years ago. So the wrestler Kane was in those movies, Ceno Evil, where he's like a killer and to promote the movie, they came up with some weird plot line in WWE where if he heard the date, the movie was released, he goes crazy. It was stupid, but he was big shows tag team guy. And like at one point, the big show is like, I don't know why he's freaking out over this movie. I was in the water, boy, and I'm OK. It was the weirdest callback to the water. He's like, why is this horror movie messing up the scary wrestler? I was in the water. I was in the water, boy. I invented the piano key necktie. I invented it. Now, I really enjoy the water. Boy, I love the stuff with him and his mom. Yeah. Yeah. Kathy Bates is freaking hilarious. They got no Mandula. I'm blue goddess. Yeah. Kathy Bates is pretty funny. Hey. Yeah. We'll put it in there. We'll put it in a movie. I have very fond memories of it, both from a movie theater watching experience. And I remember, I remember laughing my ass off. I was yelling. So it's funny. Also, it's probably in the earlier movies, too. But this is really when it was like, OK, Gatorade. Talk about Gatorade a lot. Is this the beginning of the product placement? Yeah. Yeah. He had that like wheezing when he tackled people to the. There's kind of a callback to it was a big callback to Fatty McGee. If you remember that character. Fatty McGee. Fatty McGee was off of one of it. If you haven't listened to Adam Sandler's two albums, maybe three, one of them is they're all going to laugh at you. It's freaking hilarious. He has a character, Fatty McGee. He's got one called Tolbooth Willie, which is one of it. It's got David Spade in it. It's got some of the SNL guys in it. So listen to it on Spotify or something. But Tolbooth Willie is worth the praise of Mesh. OK, next up we have. OK, this is this is about the the final straw for me as far as Adam Sandler movies. One of the last decent films on his list. Big Daddy. I like this one, but I'm starting to kind of feel the familiarity. I'm starting to kind of feel the wheels coming off a little bit. But there's still you got Leslie Mannen here. You got your Rob Schneider cameo. You got John Stewart. It's got enough going on for it. Sandler gets to play the like shitty dad type character. Yeah, but he starts to work in the more like emotional side show that he had range. This is when he started doing that, like I got to show that I have range. Yeah. And this is he was, you know, James Gunn's always known for throwing really fun music into his movies. Adam Sandler was the king of that back in the 90s. It was always like Arjo Speedwagon or Journey or Boston. He's big on the big on those 70s and 80s. Yeah, I had a lot of that, too. Yeah, I have a soft spot for this one. Yeah, I remember I've ever seen the theater with my mom. And I still really, really like it. It's a nice story. It's a little weird. It's like it's his friends out of wedlock kid that he didn't know about. But he doesn't only think he tells the friend about it or the friends like out of town, too long since I've seen it. Yeah. So then he just pretends it's his adopted kid to impress some girl. But yeah, then he has to do like a custody battle, I think with the mom. Yeah, it's a good it's a good movie. And then Cole and Dylan Sprouse ended up having a career afterwards. The twins who play the kid. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. And again, though, with the product placement frigging Hooters. Hooters gets mentioned a lot in this. I think the finale of the movie is out of Hooters. Yeah. Sandler is like Michael Bay, the actor is. Yeah. His movies have so much product placement in them. Yeah. Let's go. You think B or A, where would you put this? I would probably put it to B. Yeah, that's where I was going to go. OK. Kangaroo song Kangaroo. All right. I do love when he breaks into when they go trick or treating and like the dude doesn't want to answer the door. So he like breaks into the guy's house to force him to give him candy. That was pretty good. There's definitely some good moments in there. And almost all of them revolve around Adam Sandler just being an awful person or when he gives the kid a slingshot and he murders all the pigeons. Tony, I know you like this film. I know you're a big Rob Schneider guy. You have Rob Schneider posters. You have his entire film, ology. This is one of two. Somehow, sadly, no jiggaloo movies we got. I just remember thinking so this is where we're at now with comedy. Yeah, I my main takeaway from this one is that's a huge bitch. That's a huge bitch. And it also had the it also had the parody that we would see at Nazian going forward, which would be the Matrix bullet time trinity shot. Oh, God, in Shrek. It's in one of the scary movies or not another team movie. It's it's in one of those or three of those you just got so overdone. I don't even know who Adam Sandler is in this. He's a cameo. Let me look up. Let me look up, Adam. It says he's in it. He's uncredited or he is credited. He's I went on IMDB. I found all the movies he's in, whether he's credited or not. He's in it somewhere. Adam Sandler induce Bigelow, male gigolo. Where I don't even see a picture of him. Well, he's uncredited. He might just be a voice in the background. I think he might just be voicing off camera, like saying, saying a line. Possibly. Tony Morrow with the Super Chat one ninety nine. Happy Gilmore taught me how to play golf. Well, yeah. Yeah. How many people after that movie came out? Did the happy Gilmore drive? I know I did it once and I don't even like golf. I know a lot of my friends would try to do that running start hit. And I'm sure people broke some drivers in the I tried. I tried golfing a few years ago. My brother in law took me out to golf and I like doing the driving stuff. But when it gets to like where you're like putting, I guess, I can't do it. I have no tolerance for it. Yeah, someone brought up someone brought up the Rob Schneider carrot thing, which is a hilarious thing in South Park when they're on the plane. They do. They should be here. A stapler. Oh, my God, I'm a stapler. Or yeah, go ahead. I was going to say, or the other South Park where Carpenter pretends to be a robot and all his movies are just like Adam. So like, so like Adam Sandler does this and Adam Sandler does that. Adam Sandler befriends a golden retriever. Yeah, I'm going to put deuce. We can just call it deuce. That's kind of what it is. That's I'm going to be generous and give it a C because I think it's probably it's a it's a it's a watchable bad comedy. OK, there's unwatchable bad comedies, which I put in D. One of them might be Little Nicky. I'm not sure where you stand on Little Nicky. I don't remember this film. I just remember he has the weirdest ass voice. Evil. I I like Little Nicky. I saw this. I saw this in theaters. My parents got me, my cousin and my little sister tickets for it, and then they left to go shopping. So they left us in the theater. I remember my sister when the guy magically has boobs on his head. She thought it was like the weirdest thing in the world. Yeah, I enjoyed. So I was getting like real into horror stuff. So seeing a comedy with like horror elements, I enjoy the hell out of it. Again, product placement, though, with the Popeyes chicken and they plug the show Felicity. But no, it's such a weird movie. A lot of people forget about it, but I'll never forget about it because I like the movie so much, Adam, that I got a bootleg VHS when it came out. Let's look at this. Look at this. Fun fact, whoever made this, they screenshot their their computer to get the image. And you can see a computer mouse on his jacket. So they like screenshot the goddamn mouse. Wow, that's fantastic. Now, Adam, I am admitting to a crime. I do own a bootleg VHS. Please know and report me. Yeah. But yeah, I enjoy this movie. It's just so weird. I like seeing Damarino in it, where he's like mad that he can't win a Super Bowl. He's like, then I'll go there as an announcer and get myself in any. He's playing Damarino in it. Yes. Much like he does in Ace Ventura. Yes. I like Harvey Geitel as the devil. And then what's his face? Oh, who's the even older devil? It was Roddy Dagerfield. I don't remember anything about this, but Roddy Dagerfield is classic. I see Reese Witherspoon's in this. Dana Carvey, John Lovitz. Reese Witherspoon is, she's an angel who is his mother. Quentin Tarantino? He is the crazy preacher who thinks the end of the world is coming. He's a crazy blind preacher. And every time little Nicky's around, he sees he feels it's evil and he gets injured and hurts himself. So should I get, I should give this movie a chance maybe, huh? You should give it a chance. I like how weird it is. I like that he needs to die and go to hell, but he was nice at that point. So they're like, cover Henry Winkler in bees. I was just saying to go to hell. It's a good time. It's a good time. I think more people need to give it a chance. Is Alan Covert Adam Sandler's best friend or what? Because he's in every movie. Oh, I know that guy. Yeah, I know him now that I clicked on his name. But look at this. He's in like every Adam Sandler movie. Or like an Alan Sandler, like a changed film. Or a Happy Madison production, yeah. That's insane. OK, well, good for him. Let's let's put. So what do you want to aid this movie? I'd be this. OK, for me, it's a B more realistically, probably a C, but definitely not an A. OK. We'll be going faster once we get to the middle where neither Tony nor I have seen literally any of these films. All right, Adam Sandler's, I think, got another uncredited role in the next cinematic gem, the animal who you remember, the animal. I have it on VHS over there somewhere. Wow. This is another one. Me, me and my whole family went to see it when it came out. Yeah, I saw this in theaters, sadly. I get it confused, though, with Hot Chick, as far as the premise, because I know one of them, he gets in a car wreck and then he gets it or something. This is the car wreck. This is the car wreck. Yeah. Yep. This is not a good movie. Um, at all, the guy, funny thing in it. What'd you call it? John C. McGinley from Scrubs is really good as the bad guy. OK, but yeah, I can't really say it's a great bill. You got to see who that is. Oh, that's oh, my. I didn't know his last name was McGinley. Yeah, you know, Dr. Cox. He's freaking great. Yeah. He's he's in a lot of like great older movies, too. And he's just he's just in him. He's in like seven. He's in platoon. This is funny. What did I watch with him recently? He's in a lot of movies where he's just like I watch. When Oppenheimer came out, I revisited that old movie, Fat Man and Little Boy, which was also about building the the Manhattan Project. John C. McGinley's in that, too. Yeah, he's yeah. He's in like everything. He's in Highlander, too. The quickening is where the bad guy. Yeah, which we all love. By the way, I realized I was looking at the cast for this. I'm like, oh, yeah, the chick from Survivor was in this. This is like that weird time where like game shows and reality shows were taking off and then they would always try to put them in movies afterwards. And they never freaking took off. Right. Yeah, she was in like three things and that was it. We're going to put we're going to put the animal in the C category. Really, all Rob Schneider movies will be in this call of this row, just just bottom of the barrel. Not quite unwatchable, but not something anybody should watch. But there are worse things out there. Yeah, I didn't see this next one because I believe we're really starting to get into the I have a few left in me with Adam Sandler. And I did not care to watch a Sandler drama, dramedy. I heard it's really good from some people. And I heard it's a boring pile of shit from others. Have you seen it? I like P.T. Anderson. I think I saw it back in the day, probably too young to like appreciate it. I was probably like, why isn't he being funny and yelling? Where's Rob Schneider? I'd like to rewatch it as an adult, but I do remember. I think this is the movie or Phillips. You were off and like just tells a guy to shut the fuck up on a phone for like a solid minute. He like screams it. And that's always fun, but no off and also, yeah, also dead. Yeah, yeah, I would need to rewatch this before I come like. OK, so you want to throw this and did not watch? Yeah, we'll do it and did not watch. All right, because, you know, if you saw it a long, long time ago, it's kind of like the same as not even seeing it. If you don't remember, OK, someone someone's yelling at us. I probably thought it was boring as a 12 year old, but I feel like adult Tony would really appreciate this film. So I want to check it out again. Yeah, I that I'm not knocking it. I just I was probably in high school when it came out. What year did this come out? Two thousand two eighty. Yeah. Ninety two. There's that period of time where a lot of comedians, the comedic actors were trying to do more. So like Robin Williams was in like one hour photo, which I actually saw in theaters with my grandmother. That was a fun night. And then what you call it? Jim Carrey started doing more serious films like Eternal Sunshine. I saw everything Jim Carrey did, though. I didn't care. No, no, I know. You always tell me like, Tony, Mr. Poppers, Penguins is a classic. You know, fun fact, I just saw that one for the first time a couple years ago. It's not good. Not a good movie. Maybe maybe his worst. Speaking of not great, we have Mr. Deeds. This is where I'm officially now done. Are you officially out on this one? I have seen Mr. Deeds. I watched it in a cousin's house. They were all laughing and I was fresh out of laughs. I just I found the sound effects to be like so over the top to the point where it wasn't even remotely believable, like a sound effect. And yeah, you know, Kathy Bates is Kathy Bates less, right? Yeah. No, the girl who looks like Kathy Bates. I know who you're thinking of. I thought it was Kathy Bates, too. But no, I just remember there's one line in the whole movie that I laughed at and I think I know what you're talking about. So yeah, the tabloid reporter lies about who she is and the town finds out or whatever. But yeah, she's the one that she's like, blah, blah, blah. The girl goes, oh, sorry. All I heard was blah, blah, blah. I'm a dirty trash. That's it. That's it. Yeah. So yeah. Well, tell tell them the story of the movie because there are some good moments in here. I when Longfellow Dee is a small town with a pizzeria owner and poet inherits 40 billion from his deceased uncle. He quickly begins rolling in a different kind of dough. Moving to the big city. Deeds finds himself besieged by opportunities all gunning for their piece. This is how I know Adam Sandler didn't write this because he was going to use the word besieged. Gunning for their piece of the pie. Listen to all these play on words with the pizza and the money. Yeah. Babe, a television tabloid reporter poses that as an innocent small town girl to do an expose on deeds. I assume that's why I know on a writer. Yeah. She has her scene is this is when she was going on that choplifting spree too, I think. Oh, yeah. She has one of the best joke in the movie is when he asks her where she's from. And she makes up a name. She goes Winchester Tin Fieldsville, Iowa. And then it turns out to be a real place and he takes her there. And she has to pretend like she's always lived there. That's awesome. Yeah. That's similar to the joke in wrongfully accused, if you remember that flick, with Liam Neeson. I'm sorry, Liam Neeson. Leslie Nielsen. Leslie Nielsen. Yeah. When he goes into the gas station and the cops are after him and he sees a wanted poster of himself on the wall. So he takes a marker and he puts a mustachio thing. And he puts a monocle in a hat. And then they come in and there's a guy that looks just like the squirrel. So real. I love that movie when he does the whole Kaiser Soze thing, where he's looking around for names. He's like, I have a meeting at the men's room. He just looks at the thing. That movie's hilarious. That movie's great. When they're going through the radio stations, it's all really inappropriate one-off lines, like masterbates, jerk off, you, yourself in the night. It's pretty hilarious. OK, tangent aside, Tony, I'm not I'm not big on this one. I genuinely was just out of laughs to give for Mr. I would say it's a solid C. OK, this is the first one. John Turturro kind of becomes a Sandler guy in because I think he shows up in a few of his movies. He's the he's the foot fetish guy in it. Yeah, they sing a David Bowie song. I like that part. OK, well, that again, Sandler likes the music. So that's on brand. All right, you want to throw this in the C or I'm sorry, not C. We can't go with it. It's not Schneider levels of bad. We'll throw it in the B unless you want to do B. I would think it's more of a C, but yeah, you throw it in the B. Maybe we need to put the Schneiders down into the Ds then because I don't I don't think it's as bad as a Rob Schneider movie. No, but yeah, you know, let's let's let's let's bump Schneider down to Schneider down to D. Let's give Schneider the D. OK. Let's push it where he really belongs. That's where he's that's where he's represented the best, I think. But then maybe you could maybe you could drop Mr. Deeds down to a C then. That was the that was the whole point of this. Yes. I completely overlooked it. OK, we are at another movie that I overlooked after being told over and over again, Adam, you have to watch a crazy night. It didn't look good from an animation standpoint to me. It didn't sound great from a voiceover perspective. And the trailer certainly didn't win me any favors. What do you think of this? Another one I saw in theaters. You were all in on Sandler. Yeah, as a teenager, I was and then he got really bad. I still really like this movie. It's not the best. Fun fact, I have a full review on the movie. Oh, with a Jewish co-host. And at the end of the video, I do a whole interview with the director, Seth Kiersley, and I did a whole Q&A with him. And at one point, I was just like, yeah, so is there anything you would like change or do different in this movie? He's like, I was in my early 20s. There's probably a lot I would change in this. Yeah, the movie does have a cult following now. Like not every joke lands. But I think people get real hung up on the voices Adam Sandler does for the two old people because they are annoying. But overall, it's a fun parody of animated like Christmas stuff, but it's about Hanukkah and he's an asshole. It works for me. I could see why people don't like what it like it. But for me, I've always found it enjoyable. I never like really hated it. It could have been better, sure. But now give it a shot. Oh, also product placement when they go into the mall. But apparently that wasn't even like paid like they just wanted to do that. So I'm seeing the cast kind of a weird flex to throw a Tyra Banks in, but not. Yeah, I mean, she's kind of known for being smoking hot. She's one of the. So there's a lot of it takes place in a mall. Yeah, at the end, like all the mascots on the stores come to life. I forget what hers is. It's got to be a Victoria's Secret thing, I think. OK, so she's playing a cartoon potty. Yeah. All right. Well, what is she? I can't say you won me over on it, but you may have. I, you know, you're in the. Where do you put it? Oh, she she plays like a nightgown. I would put it in C also. I don't like it as much as some of the other ones, but I also can't bring myself to hate it around around the holidays. You should give it a shot. That would be a fun review to get your perspective on it. I think that might be nice. Yeah. Yeah. And I mean, if you don't watch it, then you're anti-semitic. Of course. Is it a would you say it's a family type movie? Or is it more off brand humor? I mean, it's it's definitely PG 13. But remember, this is the early 2000s where like jokes were funny and you could be a little edgy. So some of it might not be family friendly by standards. Well, you know, it's not family friendly by any standards. What's that? I'm a simple man, Tony. I see Rachel McAdams. I see Anna Ferris. I go to the movie theaters to watch a shitty Rob Schneider movie. From that aspect, not disappointed. There were some pretty hot chick moments in there. Oh, Tom Brady, the football player, of course. I don't think it's the same one. It's not the same one. Yeah. How much do you think? What's his nuts is in this, too? Adam Sandler's guy. I guess Adam Sandler is not the main star. So he's probably alien covenants. No, Adam Sandler is a like stoner in it. OK, he's like, I was like, where are you? How are you? Weed, um, I saw this movie. I believe the same day as Lord of the Rings. The two towers in front of mine did a double feature. It's funny. How do you say this? This is the hot, hot of the rings. Like, how do you do the barbenheimer thing? I don't think you can. I don't think you can. Actually, I think they make fun of Winona Ryder in this movie, because I think they tackle someone for shoplifting. I think they say like, easy Winona. Yeah, this is this is the first movie I saw. Rachel McAdams in. Yeah, I used to have a big crush on Anna Ferris back then. I liked it at the time. But now that I remember flaking it ever. I kind of actually, I would have liked to see more of Rachel McAdams as the asshole guy. That was kind of funny, because I remember the one line like, I'll give you your body maxes. It's so important to you. But yeah, I I'm trying to recall really funny moments and not many are coming. It's amazing how unremarkable and unmemorable all Rob Schneider movies truly are. There's just really any funny. I just like I keep saying I like all this stuff. That's not him in these movies. Yeah, of course. Of course. All right, we're going to. They just they just kind of. I think that's a D again, right? That's a D. They kind of parody this kind of Freaky Friday thing in that horror movie, Freaky, which I want to check out. Oh, yeah, that's right. Was that with Vince Vaughn? Yeah. Yeah. That guy, he also parodyed Groundhog Day and those happy death day movies. I need to check those out. They're the first ones actually pretty solid. I didn't see the sequel, but I know they wanted to do a third one, but I don't believe the second one did enough to get a third. That guy is now doing Scream 7. The director from the previous two aren't coming back. He's doing Scream 7. So that's why I want to check out those movies before it comes out. OK, this is it. This is the this was the end for you. It was the end for me. We were kind of veering off course for a while with Mr. Deeds and some of the others. And this is the movie where I thought we're going to get Sandler back in his prime. It's freaking anger management. You have the legend himself, Jack Nicholson in this. They're going to be like, look at that poster. They're going to be freaking out. And then it turns out the first half of the movie and the second half are completely different films. Yeah. You have one half anger management and the second half is this this weird kind of twist where Jack Nicholson and I can't remember the the female character. Is it Marisa Tomei? Yeah. Marisa Tomei kind of hodewink Sandler's character the whole time. And they're in cahoots. It's it's a very strange film. I think I own it, but I haven't watched this movie since like 2003. Oh, January Jones, January Jones. OK. Oh, OK. Oh, Alan Covertz and that's OK. And Kurt Fuller. I heard he was in Sound of Freedom. Quick, Adam, what did you think of Sound of Freedom? No, I liked it as a kid. But actually, one of my memories of seeing this in the theater, I remember a girl was on her cell phone. Yeah. And I said, hey, can you turn your phone off? And then she cursed me out in front of the entire theater. And then I I sat there in silence because a girl yelled at me. And wait, a girl was on your phone or no girl was on her phone. And I said, hey, we're trying to watch the movie in 2003. Yes, a flip phone. She's like a pioneer. She was a pioneer of being an asshole in the movie. Oh, people used to open up their phones and fucking talk. It was annoying. Um, yeah, the one the one scene I really like in this is. Oh, God, what's his name? I was going to say, I see he is credited America's hero, Rudolf Giuliani. Playing himself in the film, if I recall, you ever watch the Oh, Hello thing that Nick Kroll and they had other guy do play those old characters. They have a comedy special on Netflix. And they're always like, Rudy Giuliani, they hero of 9 11. And then they go because he happened to be mayor that day. It's like the weirdest insult ever. Yeah, he kind of knows, but yeah, whatever. Lewis, Lewis Guzman has the best line in that movie where he's where he's talking about like what he does, like why he has anger management issues. He's like, I remember telling him, don't go there. Don't go there. And then I blacked out and I woke up and I just remember me going, I told you not to go there. I feel like Guzman has the best line in pretty much every movie he's in. He's always gold. I like John Titoro. He's the guy who was in Grenada and he has PTSD. And they're like, wasn't that only like a couple hours long? He's like, Grenada. See, John Titoro movie or he's another cameo. He's he's back in. He's in the Sandler crew. He loves those cameos. Yeah. Again, this is a movie that was probably fun as a teenager, but I'm probably not going to revisit it because I doubt it would hold up. Although I do remember that the sea with Jack Nicholson like singing with him was pretty fun. So like I said, the first half is actually pretty solid. I just found it to be pretty much an unbearable chore in the second half, but it's been a long time. I'd say sea, but if you want, I could push B. If you think that B is more fair. I would. I do. I do see. OK, we're going to see. That's a sea for sure. That's a sea for sure. What have we got next? See, here we go. I'm out. I'm out at this point. These could go fast or maybe you're still on the Sandler train. First day, it's Drew Barrymore's back, baby. Oh, yeah. Two. This this was probably the last one I saw in theaters, Adam. I got my little little. This movie is kind of fucked, if you think about it. Yeah, yeah. It's like really kind of fucked that this girl has brain damage and she forgets everything when she wakes up. And then the whole town is in on it. They have like fake newspapers and everything and they just make her relive the same day over and over and over again. Yeah. And then he has to make her fall in love with him at the beginning of every day. Creepy memento. Yes, it's a very creepy memento. I remember Shawn Aston was pretty funny in it as like the meathead guy. And I think Dan Ackroyd had a couple of good lines where he's like a walrus has the biggest testicles of any animal. And he's like the second biggest and he goes mine are the first. But yeah, no, the movie is just whatever. It's not great. And then the ending is kind of problematic where it's like, wait, now they have a kid. Oh my God, that must have been so horrifying for nine months where she woke up every day pregnant. Right. And had to be told everything all over again. I yeah, I don't I don't I don't care about this film at all. I never think about it. Where do you put it? You put a D or C. I'm putting a D. We're putting in the D. We're giving this one the D because even me even me in 2004. I'm like, yeah, that that could have been better. I think I'm done. I think I'm done with Sandler at that point. I was going to wait on this Mike Hunt super chat, but we'll throw it in now because he did. I was going to wait for Jack and Jill, but he said worst Adam Adam movies, Jack and Jill. That's my boy and eight crazy nights. He puts in the worst category. Oh, be nice to eight crazy night. Kind of a little rhyme there. Nice. Mike not having it. So I mean, you didn't win me over on scene it really. Now Mike is really turning me away. So I think I made the right call. And the other one here is from King Cole for $2. Hey, what happened to Joey C. Tony, you want to film it? You want to fill them in on what happened with Joey C. Joey C. He was so happy for boys month to end that now he's doing. I don't even know how to do it. Joey said, see you later, Adam. I invited Joey. Joey, see you later. I invited Joey C. He was on the last live stream he did over at the movies. It was Tony, he and I. I invited him cordially to come on my channel that has upwards of 72,000 subscribers to Joey's tentative 1,700. So it's a very big pool of new subscribers to potentially go over there. And he said, you know what? You jumped up at subscribers. I was gunning for you for a bit. Then you jumped up this year. Yeah, this year's we've been we've been hinting hard. But Joey said, you know what, Adam? I'm going to go ahead and pass off camera. He said, no, Joey's a good guy. He did a lot of live streaming and he was tired. And let's be honest, talking to Adam Sandler movies, that just sounds awful. So let's keep going. Oh, wait, we got one more from Jan again. $5. I can't stand Adam Sandler much. But my favorite movies of him are Uncut Gems. We'll get to that. Fifty-first states were there. And Hotel Transylvania movies. And we're getting into those as well. Jan, why do you like this movie? Because I feel like it's creepy. Like, I get I get the romance. But when you start to think about it, I guess you got to turn your brain off and just accept the premise. But I'm just like, this is a nightmare. And I would never want to be a part of this. You know, Drew Barrymore is a very likable actress. And I think Adam Sandler is an incredibly likable actor. And I think that's why these pairings, they keep putting them together. It just speaks to people, you know, they have like a wholesome down to earth vibe. So I get like, yeah, like you said, if you just don't really think about the concepts going on, you're looking at two pretty fun, pretty charismatic individuals. And so I can see it. I just don't want to see it myself. Yes. All right, we are going to put, we did, we already put that up? We just randomly go off of it. Okay, here we go. We got fucking Spanglish next. We're going to put this in the didn't see column. Yeah, we're going to put this in the did not see column. I don't like movies that are a combination of two different words that don't mesh into anything nice. Spanglish is not a real thing. Did not watch. Let me go back. Oh, so you don't often don't watch. You know, it's Mike Warhead in the comments. Mike, how do you feel about what Adam just said? I know you have opinions. How do you feel about this uncultured swine? Yeah. I mean, who directed Spanglish? Because that was another one of his like, I'm funny, but I'm also see. I was hoping to just honestly move on and not talk about it any further. James L. Brooks directed it. He did as good as it gets. Oh, yeah. It's actually a good movie. And he saw from the Simpsons, James L. Brooks. Did he really produce this? Cause in the, hold on. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that right? Cause they always call him James Hell Brooks. Yeah, I remember that. Is that the same dude though? Yeah. TV producer Simpsons. Yep, that's him. Wow. Well, I guess he directed it. I don't think you wrote them. Did he write them? Yeah, he produced the Simpsons. I guess. I mean, the movie. Oh, he wrote this too. He's a writer. He's a writer on the Simpsons movie along with, yeah, these movies. Okay, that's pretty talented cause these are very different styles of humor. So going him, I guess. Okay. Here we go. We're back on Sandler ship. The longest yard. Fuck. I think I did watch this. I think isn't it Bill Colberg? Yeah, Bill Colberg's in this. Totally forgettable in my opinion. I, very forgettable. This is when he starts roping in Chris Rock into his shit. Yeah. See, this is the sad part. So I'm, I'm at this point full anti Sandler. I'm not going to his movies. I'm not watching trailers if I can. And I get really sad when I see some of the talent that starts joining his crew. Because I know once you're in the Sandler verse, you're not getting out. You're going to keep doing these movies which takes you away from doing things I'll enjoy you in. Although Chris Rock might have the worst track record ever for movies, for being in movies. His movies are horrible. And he is one of the funniest dudes on the planet. Cell block. Cell block. Four is pretty good. Okay. Before that's, but he did like down to Earth, which was terrible. Directed by Louis CK. Really? Yep. I love Parks and Rec. And there are two episodes. I'm sorry, there's more than two. Any episode Louis CK's in is almost unwatchable. His character is so bad in Parks and Rec. Maybe the least funny character ever. I, hold on. I'm seeing now they put the great Kali in this. Another wrestler. This is the giant guy on that poster all the way in the back. He's like a wrestler. He's a giant Indian guy. They really tried to make him a thing because he was huge. But he couldn't wrestle. And then he also couldn't act. And they kept putting him in movies. They kept trying to force him in stuff, huh? It's like, oh my God, make him a monster. Put him in a thing like they used to do with Andre the Giant before they realized he actually could act. This guy cannot act and he's a terrible wrestler. They tried to Dave Boutis to him. But Dave Boutis. They tried to Dave Boutis. And like I said, Goldberg is also in the movie. Goldberg had a string of movies. This is a remake. So it's an interesting record. This is a remake. And it's also, so I'm a big fan of Necessary Roughness, which is, I don't know if I'd say it's an indie movie, but it's definitely not indie. It's not a very popular comedy. Also has Rob Schneider in it, funny enough, and Sinbad. But I really like Necessary Roughness. And the longest yard just felt like it was kind of, obviously it's a remake of the old longest yard, but it also felt like it was kind of nerf in ideas from Necessary Roughness. So I didn't have any interest in this. The weird thing is, is that Bert Reynolds is in both. He plays Adam Sandler. Oh yeah, yes. Both longest yards, yeah. Yeah, Bert Reynolds plays Adam Sandler's character in the original. Well, they did that also with, what's that stupid horror movie remake? That's pretty much every horror movie. God, what is it? Scant, not Scanners. Is it Scanners? What's the one with Kevin Bacon and Sleepers? No. I'm off. Oh, oh, wait, no, no, no. Flatliners. Flatliners, thank you. Flatliners. I forgot, dammit, I forgot to mention and talk to me that it reminded me of Flatliners a lot. Yes, it did have a little bit of that. I know who you're talking about though. He's in the remake and I heard he's supposed to be his original character. Yeah, they tried to pretend like halfway through that it was a sequel to the original. But yeah, no. Anyway, random stupid tangent aside, I didn't see longest yard. It didn't look good to me, but what do you think? Where does it go? I'm putting this D. Put it in the D. Put it in the D. It clearly had no effect on me. Yeah, we got one more super chat from Matthew Decker, $10, nothing to say. He just said, hey, I appreciate what you're doing, Adam. It's nice seeing Tony on, keep it up. Wait, do you have YouTube up? Is it a possibly a sticker or something? You like how I just put words into his mouth? Yeah. But what he was really saying, oh, is there something that he should be seeing? Hold on. I think, hold on. Can you see it on your end? Never, oh yeah, okay, yeah. He sent like a, there's like a sticker. Oh, a number one sticker. And like balloons and stuff. Yeah, nice. I realize StreamYard doesn't show what that is. So a lot of times I'm like, okay, they said nothing. I'm like, oh, wait, no, they actually said something. They sent us, that's a great idea to keep YouTube up. I'll do that for now on, just so I can see those super stickers or whatever they call them. Thank you for the sticker. This next movie, I have to look up the famous Roger Ebert thing with this next movie. Can't have to get back on track. Oh God, it's another fucking Deuce Bigelow movie. Yeah. Did I add that on here on, I'm not even gonna bring up Letterbox for it. I don't care enough to, unless you need me to for some reason. All right, we're talking Deuce Bigelow, Mail Jigolo too. European Jigolo, I'm sorry. This one takes place in Europe. Anytime for me, when you go to Europe, it loses 50% of its humor. I don't know why, but whenever an American comedy goes across the border, it just means so much worse. Not a fan of European vacation? Not my favorite of the vacation movies. I'd say it's one of the weakest ones. You know, at some point, we should do like best, best and worst vacation movie. I agree. Well, Christmas is obviously the best. That one is pretty good. All of the original is good, but I kind of have a soft spot for Vegas. Vegas vacation. And I haven't watched, I haven't watched the reboot, but I heard it was actually. No, I refuse to watch it, but I do find it funny that the kids change in every single one of those films. Oh yeah. I think one time the girl came back, but yeah, I think Rusty changes. Rusty changes every time. So wildly, wildly changes. So I don't know what the fuck Adam Sandler is in this, but Roger Ebert. Roger Ebert, this led to the title of a Roger Ebert book, this movie. Really? Yes. So. Let me bring this up. I have, so I have, I have this review here right now. I'll read it for you. Okay. So Roger Ebert wrote, the movie created a spot of controversy last February, according to a story by Larry Carroll, Rob Schneider took offense when Patrick Goldstein of the LA Times listed this year's best picture nominees and wrote that they were ignored, unloved and turned down flat by most of the same studios. So basically Roger Ebert, Rob Schneider was calling out people for attacking his films. Schneider retaliated, yeah, because bunch of space, this other reviewer kind of responded and like kind of shit on Schneider. Schneider retaliated by attacking Goldstein in a full page ad in the Daily Variety of the Hollywood Reporter. In an open letter to Goldstein, Schneider wrote, well, Mr. Goldstein, I decided to do some research to find out what awards you have won. I went online and found out that you have won nothing, absolutely nothing, no journalistic awards of any kind. Maybe you didn't win a Pulitzer Prize because they haven't invented a category for best third rate, unfunny pompous reporter. He's never been acknowledged by his peers because that's kind of what the guy said about him. So Roger Ebert took offense to this. And yeah, he was like, I found out he's not gonna dish it out either. I went online, I found out Patrick Goldstein has won a national headliner award, a Los Angeles press club award. So the guy actually did win awards. And Roger Ebert, fuck it. I don't care what people's opinions are. He was really funny. He goes, Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for worst supporting actor falls, but lost to Char Char Pinks. And then he goes, Schneider is correct. Patrick Goldstein is not yet won a Pulitzer Prize there for Goldstein. He's not qualified to complain about Columbia Finance, Deuce Bigelow, European Gigolo. And he goes, as chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize. So I am qualified. Speaking of my official capacity as Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks. And then that quote, your movie sucks was the title of one of his books, which was a compilation of like all his negative reviews. That's so good. And literally that is the only interesting thing to say about this movie. It sucks. Long story short, it's a D. I just, I just- And Rob Schneider would go on to troll on Twitter and get outraged and yell at people there now. So it's, he's completely off the deep end last I checked on him, which is, which is fair. That seems like an appropriate, he's kind of like Kevin Sorbo, Hercules. Oh yeah, we love him. And we agree with everything he says. Oh, sorry. Sorry, I thought we were gonna say the same thing. Oh, we're gonna say he's a, he's a treasure. He's completely not insane. All right, where is, here we go. We have, click, some reason the wallpaper is, who is that, Kate Beckinsale? Yeah, it's Kate Beckinsale. Yeah, she's amazing. Okay, click, Adam Sandler. This is kind of, you know, Sandler's doing the Rob Schneider thing as well at this time period. They're just kind of coming up with these one idea things for the character to do. Like maybe he's a hairdresser or maybe he's got a remote that can control things. And maybe he's a dog or a talking, you know, whatever. Okay, what does that say? Herried? Herried, workaholic. I've never heard Herried before like that, have you? No, I've never heard that word. Herried, workaholic. Michael Newman doesn't have time for his wife and children. Now that he's too impressed to be his ungrateful boss and earn a well-deserved promotion. So when he meets Morty, a loopy sales clerk, he gets the answer to his prayers. A magic remote that allows him to bypass life's little distractions. There's a much better movie that's in the same vein, except for they don't get a magic remote. Michael Keaton gets the ability to clone himself. And that film is called Multiplicity. Multiplicity. It's freaking hilarious. Yeah. Click is pretty much garbage. There might be one or two fun parts, obviously. This is also, as Sandler gets older, he will continue to have wives and girlfriends that are just absolute grade A smoke shows. Yeah. Like Sandler is about as basic looking as you can get, but his wives are always. Yeah, but in real life, he did, in real life, he did marry a model, so I can understand why you don't want to do that. Right, but Al Pacino also married like a 30-year-old and he's 90 and he's having a kid. That's true, but. I think it's more the money thing, but maybe not in Sandler's case. Regardless, he'll be in his like fifties and he's still got just some absolute piece of ass on his side. Yeah. Okay, I don't like this at all. I did actually see this movie years after it was out of theaters. Is David Hasselhoff in this? Am I remembering this right? Yes, yes, he's the boss. I remember he paused his time in like farts of his face. And he smacks him around. Which Chris Rock loves, by the way, I watched this video years ago, Chris Rock, Louis CK, Ricky Gervais and Seinfeld talking about comedy. And at one point, they were talking about like gross out humor and stuff and Chris Rock brought that scene up and he's like, it's like one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It's like, what the fuck, Chris Rock? I mean, it was okay. Oh, one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I think they're just good friends, so they support each other and maybe think it's funnier than outsiders do, but I think my friends are maybe funnier than they are. I, we have this on at my grandparents when it was on video. I wasn't into it. I love Christopher Walken and I wish he was in the movie more. The only things I took away from this comedy lies, I think at one point, he like embarrasses himself at a party and some girls like, I hate that man. And then the dog is like constantly humping some stuffed animal. There's like a running gag about a stuffed animal against him. And then when he puts the commentary track on, it's James Earl Jones narrating his life. Oh, by the way, product placement. He gets the remote at Bed Bath and beyond. Way beyond. Way beyond, yeah, of course. Yeah, no, I wasn't into this. I know people who like legit cry at like the one part where Henry Winkler is all sad because it's show what he was, when he was fast forwarding through his life, how he's kind of checked out. Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't remember that being kind of like an emotional moment, not something I cared about, but I could see someone with a heart and feelings, yeah. No, this wasn't for me at all. I'd say I could be generous and throw this in the sea though. If you want, I mean, it's a D for me, but it's a D. Yeah, okay, we'll give it the D. It's not, I don't ever want to watch it again. So that by default should throw you down there. I didn't see the next one on this list because it's a boring, blab, stupid, boring movie. Oh, okay, I lied earlier. I lied earlier. This was the last Adam Sandler movie I saw in theaters. More like rain over shit. I didn't want to see this. It looked boring. It was actually good. I know, I heard it was good. It was a good movie. Actually, it's funny enough. I think, hold on, let me get my date right here because I did not intend to see this. I forgot a funny story about this. I did not intend to see this. Me and my girlfriend at the time wanted to see the Hills Have Highs 2. Rose. The sequel to the remake. And I actually tell the story in an upcoming, or at least this part in an upcoming review. We got to the theater. There was a big poster for Hills Have Highs 2. And then we asked for our tickets and they went, oh no, that movie's not screening here. And then I looked at the giant cardboard thing and I'm like, huh. The movie that you're advertising right here. So you need to tell me that that movie is not playing here. It's like now. The one that's got the huge marquee out front. Yeah. So we were like, well, we're here. Let's go see Rain Over Me. Now, in 2007, a friend of mine lent me the video game Shadow of the Colossus. One of my- I thought you were going to say the video game Rain Over Me, which would be awesome. No, no. There's a video game. Shadow of the Colossus, one of my favorite games of all time. This is when I started playing it and I was getting real addicted to it. And I was hanging out with my girlfriend that week and I'm like, I got to get away from this game. I'm playing it way too much. Wouldn't you know it? This sad, broken, depressed guy in the movie, one of his coping mechanisms is playing fucking Shadow of the Colossus. So I'm sitting in the theater looking at videos of the game and all I wanted to do was just leave my girlfriend, go home and play the game. Play Shadow of the Colossus. I bought that one of the many times it was remastered and I started playing it, but I just didn't get that far. I should probably go through that, huh? It's only 16 boss fights. Oh my God. Yeah, but it's a good movie. It's a good game. But yeah, the movie is good too. I really enjoyed it. It's very sad. His family died in 9-11. He's got a bad time coping with it. He reunites with his friend Don Cheadle. But then he's like, he doesn't know personal boundaries with friends and stuff. The family, his in-laws are trying to help him, but yeah, it's a movie about grief and getting over and he actually does a really good job in it from what I remember. It's one of those real movies. It's not an Alan Sandler movie. Okay, so as a real movie, you'd say a B and A? I put this in an A. I put this in an A. Here's the thing, I haven't seen that one. But it hits you right. It hits you right. All these other movies I have, some of the movies I have seen, like Overboard, I've definitely seen it. Don't remember. Rain Over Me, I only saw it once in that theater and I know specific scenes from it. So it definitely stuck with me. I think the next, I mean, we probably have nine movies in a row where I could just quickly throw them and did not watch and keep moving on with our day. But maybe you've seen them. Now we have, I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. I almost got tricked into watching it just to look at Jessica Biel because they put her in her prime all over that advertising. But I couldn't even stoop to that level to go purve out for a couple hours on I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. Did you watch this movie? I did, it's not good. I remember there was a lot of controversy with this. One from the LGBT, like of the GLAD. Yeah, it's pretty homophobic or something. Yeah, and then producers of a different film accused them for copyright violation. And then I think the original script wasn't made, like this didn't start off as like an Adam Sandler vehicle. If I remember right, the original script was like very different. Let me see. Yeah, according to Alexander Payne, the writer of the initial draft of the film, Sandler took many liberties with the screenplay, sandlerizing the film in his own words. At some point he didn't want his name attached to the project. Yeah, so it's not that good. This is a D, this is a D. Okay, I've heard this next one. I think it was my stepbrothers said that this movie's really funny or someone told me this. This movie's really funny. It looked miserable from the trailers and I did not watch it. It sucked. Okay. Yeah, when Netflix started streaming movies. Yeah. I went over to a different girlfriend's house and she was like, let's watch a movie on my laptop and this is what she picked. Was he trying to do like a Zoolander style of comedy? Cause that's kind of what it looked like. He's really hamming it up as this character but nothing's working at all. I don't know. It's a lot of Sony products at the height of the iPhone. This movie, they're all using Sony Ericsson's. Sony is always the funnest to watch Sony. I didn't hear it. I moved it right. Because a lot of these movies are like, cause he's with like Columbia, which is owned by Sony. So he has a partnership with them. That's why there's a lot of like, So funny to watch their movies because every person in these movies has a fucking Sony phone. I've never seen a single person on the planet who's owned a Sony phone and they have Sony computers and Sony bios. Yeah. Nobody owns this shit. I had a Sony phone for years, but yeah. Whatever, Tony. You're the rule. And actually, I think there was a joke where they have outdated phones and they were using my phone that I used for way too long. I had the phone from 2005 to 2012. I ran that thing into the ground. Now, I know you've seen this next movie and it's one of your favorites. And that's bedtime stories. They didn't see. This is weird. This is a Disney movie. Adam Sandler and Disney come together for bedtime stories. Skeeter Bronson is a down-and-as-luck guy who's always telling bedtime stories to his niece and nephew. Skeeter Bronson? Skeeter Bronson, household name Skeeter Bronson. You know, it's funny. I too am writing something at the moment because of the previous project I worked on went on hiatus. Love. We should maybe share scripts when we're done and give them out. We should, we should. And I hate coming up with character names. So I go in those like name generators. I just see like, well, what sounds, and this sounds like a name, but the generator. I have to like fudge them a little bit. I'm like, okay, that name almost works. But yeah, Skeeter Bronson. Skeeter Bronson, the biggest name. Oh, I'm having fun coming up with names because you know, my movie's kind of like an over the top silly comedy action. So all the names are just ludicrous. Okay, bedtime stories. We did not see Sorry for the bedtime stands out there. I'm sorry. I'm sure there's a few of them. I'm sorry. We're sorry. What, wait, Mike Morehead, who was just on our last dream, he, I'm looking at him saying he cried a click and he loves Chuck and Larry. He might be hilarious. Maybe, maybe he, maybe like, maybe we're missing something. Hang on. How much do you know about this, Mike Morehead, the second? Because I'm thinking that he's the maybe. We just did a video with him. He was in our Blue Beetle thing. I know, but I'm thinking. Okay. I was going to say maybe he's somehow like a friend of Adam Sandler's. And I was going to look through the cast and see if there was another alien covenant situation where there was like some dude that shows up. Mike Morehead is in everyone. Yeah, like Mike Morehead has an alias or something, but that's okay. Mike likes the movies. That's fair. Mike, obviously people like these movies. Don't let these old dogs tear you down. Adam Sandler's got millions of dollars off of them. Netflix gave him like a freaking ridiculous contract. I can't believe that. Yeah. They're like, we're going to pull a lot of people into those, this streaming with Adam Sandler. All right, funny people. Did you see it? Nope. Did not see it either. We are going to move faster. The trailer spoiled everything. It looked boring. So I feel like I saw the movie. No, the trailer, he basically is playing himself like a version of himself. Okay. So it was like self-aware. It was making fun of his movies. But yeah, the trailer showed me that. It showed that he was going to die from cancer, but then it spoils that he survives. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, that would have been cool to like see during the movie and okay. And wasn't it, I think it was kind of a dark comedy too. It's a Judd Apatow. So it's got his wife, of course, Leslie Mann and it's got Seth Rogen, of course. They're the staples. Yeah, Judd Apatow is very hit and miss for me. I think some of his comedies are freaking hilarious. I do think almost every single one of them is also 20 minutes longer than it should be. And usually it's because he throws, it's usually because he throws in a stoner section that just doesn't need to be there. I think 40-year-old Virgin has the scene where they go to Las Vegas just randomly and they start talking about sizes of chairs. Yeah, his director's cut. I feel like he has some director's cuts that go on a little too long. Okay, we are gonna go to, oh wait, hang on, I gotta get back to the right tab. Well, no, that's fine. We already moved it into the did not see. We have grown-ups. Did you see grown-ups? They made two of these films. Yeah, I loved watching Adam Sandler vacationing with his friends. Adam Sandler's wife in this one is Selma Hayek, if I remember correctly. Oh, okay. It just makes sense. Just makes sense. They just such a good pairing together. Look at that Kevin James character though. He's got that KFC bucket on his head. Yeah. Classic Kevin James. Oh, it's so funny. Rob Schneider's in the mix. Oh, what a time. Yeah, I didn't like it. Didn't watch it. Oh, would you say this is a D? This is a D. Okay. I didn't even want to watch it. It's one of those things where someone had it on and I was in a situation where I couldn't leave and I'm like, I guess I'm watching fucking grown-ups. Awesome. There was a scene I saw a clip of. I don't know where it was. It was like YouTube or TikTok or some shit. And it was for me, they're grown-ups one or two and they're at the public pool and there is a zip line they can take to drop into the water. Yeah. And so I'm watching this fucking clip and we go through every single one of these guys going on the zip line. There's nothing funny. They're just straight up having fun going on the zip line. And then finally we get to the young kid who I think crashes into the shed or something obvious. But it's like four minutes of just watching these dudes go on the zip line. Am I really just watching these guys have fun together and then they filmed it like a documentary? That's not funny. Yeah, that's what it feels like. Now that you mentioned zip line, I'm going to watch the new season of I Think You Should Leave Again because there's a really funny zip line skit in that show. Okay. You ever watch that show? I think you should leave. No, I've never heard of it. What? Okay, you're either going to think it's the weirdest thing ever or the best comedy you've seen in years. Okay. It's a sketch comedy by Tim Robinson and it's very weird, but like very quotable. I want you to give it a chance. What's it called? I Think You Should Leave. I Think You Should Leave. With Tim Robinson. You've probably seen like memes and stuff from it floating around. It became very memeable. Huh. It's just weird sketch comedy. Sometimes they don't, like the skits don't even really have endings. Sure. They're like doing everything wrong, but for some reason it works. I like Sam Richardson. He's hilarious. But there's a skit in the new season where they're doing like a Bachelorette type show. Okay. And she's choosing the guys and she's like the main guys there. She's like, I think you're just here for the zip line and then it cuts. It's like, while the show's going on, he's only ever going on the zip line into the pool over and over again. He's like, what? It's like, yeah, the whole time like all the other guys go on dates and you just constantly just do the zip line. That's fantastic. Give it a watch. Not every skit is a winner, but some of them are pretty good. Okay. Speaking of winners, just go with it. I guess we have our new it girl now with Jennifer Aniston. We'll see her get dragged through the Sandler files. Oh, fine. I didn't see this. Didn't see it either. No, I'm tapped. I'm tapped out at this point. I'm like, no, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm fully freshly tapped out. Nicole Kidman's apparently in this too and Brooklyn Decker. Oh my God. There's like a lot of good looking women in this one. What the fuck is Brooklyn Decker? That sounds like another fake name. That's Peter Bronman. She's a good looking actress. Yeah. I recognize the name. I recognize the name. Okay. Oh, she's in battleship. Yeah, of course. I mean, obviously in battleship. That's the only thing I can remember from battleship. Okay. So there's a lot of good looking women and Adam Sandler probably just having the time of his life. It looks like he's on another vacation here. All right, we're going to put this in. The did not watch. Are they all did not watch from this point on? I would imagine a lot of them are going to be, but I know I've seen some stuff up ahead. There's actually some good stuff up ahead that I've seen. I didn't move over, but that's okay. We'll just power through. Okay. Oh God. Zookeeper. I don't know who Sandler is in this. He's an extra or something. He was getting coffee on set that day. Was he like a voice of one of the animals? Oh yeah, yeah, he was. You're right. I did read that on IMDB. He's the voice of an animal. I like Tom Woodruff Jr. suit acts as the gorilla and he did some of the effects. He's a, it's now, they've now split up, but he was the effects company that did a lot of the effects for like the alien movie. Wait, you saw this movie? No, but I just saw Tom Woodruff Jr.'s name there and I remember seeing the trailer and I thought the practical effects looked pretty good because it was made by a great guy, but it was wasted in this shit movie. Well, you do have Rosario Dawson and Ken Jong. He's freaking hilarious. Isn't there like a weird thing where like he, he's with one hot babe, but Rosario Dawson like yearns for him or something and he can't decide or whatever. I can't get myself into a place where Rosario Dawson is into Kevin James. That just does not compute at all. Joe Rogan is in this. I just saw that. Joe Rogan's in this. That's awesome. Okay, no, I did not see this. Tony didn't either. I can't imagine it's good though. Oh, Jesus, baby. Jesus, baby. We got Jack and Jill. Okay, this one I did see. My grandmother watched it. She thought it was the funniest thing in the world. No. I have only seen one spot in this whole film, thankfully and I laughed my ass off at it and I've watched it several times and it's the random out of nowhere. Maybe it's not in this, but I think it is. Where Al Pacino goes to Duncan Donuts. The Dunkachino. Dunkachino. That's, I think that's hilarious. It's like an adult swim sketch and he's out there, he's like, a Dunka, Dunka, Dunka, Dunka, Dunkachino and I thought that was hilariously stupid and it reminded me of something you would see on an adult swim ad. Do you want to hear something really sad about this movie? I'd love to hear something sad about this movie. Okay. There's a cinematographer called Dean Cundey, one of the biggest cinematographers of all time. Okay. I don't know how familiar you are with cinematographers. I'm not familiar with, yeah, I'm more of a boom operator guy. Okay, okay. Let me read you some of Dean Cundey's works here as cinematographer, okay? Start with one of the big ones. Halloween. Yeah. Escape from New York. Okay. The thing. Yeah. Actually multiple Halloween movies. Sounds like he's really into the more horror based films. With John Carpenter, but. Which makes sense that he did Jack and Jill. Listen, listen, Roadhouse, the greatest film ever made. This is crazy. Back, the entire Back to the Future trilogy. Oh, okay. Hook, Jurassic Park, The Flintstones, Casper, so many great films. And then we get to Jack and Jill. His swan song. No, he did stuff afterwards. I don't know, I haven't seen any of this shit that came after Jack and Jill. I mean, at this point, he's just cashing a check, right? I got, apparently he shot three episodes of The Mandalorian and Bookabove of Fat, but yeah, like. He probably shut him off his phone and he's like, this is it. Yeah, I can't believe, I was looking at him like, man, he like revolutionized like. Yeah. Film and how we see it and he pioneered like the Steadicam and stuff. And now he's doing Jack and Jill and like direct-to-video stuff. And you know, oh my God. What is time? And it's kind of like a lot of older actors when they just start kind of like phoning it in and getting easy roles. Robert De Niro, I had a string of like man of the house kind of films where he was just, you know, he's in like these teen rom-coms and crap. Maybe. Maybe that's what he was doing. Did you see Jack and Jill? Uh-huh. Have you seen this? Yeah. When you saw your grandma and your grandma loved it. My grandmother had it all. Yeah. No, I did. I did not enjoy this one. Okay. This is a Rob Schneider film. This is D. Yeah. We're just gonna say that's the Rob Schneider category now. Yeah. It's a real Schneider. It's a Schneider. Jack and Jill. It's a Schneider here. It's a Schneider cut. The Schneider cut. The Schneider cut. Can we make that a thing? Because I'm so fucking sick of every single week on Twitter or Axe. We're a Schneider cut. You're a Schneider forever. Oh my God. By your James Gunn, we are the saddest bunch of fucking idiots on the planet. You fuckers didn't see the movies in theaters when it mattered. Okay, I'm glad you like watching the director's cut on DVD. Right. But you didn't go to the theater. Release the Schneider cut of the animal. Of hot chick. Of douce bigel. I want the Schneider cut for all of them. I actually have it. I actually have a whole joke about a Schneider cut. There's a movie I want him to recut, but I'm going to mention it in an upcoming reveal. Okay. It's going to be fun. It's going to be fun. Okay, I can't wait. I'm going to make a trend. He's going to get his revenge on Joss Whedon, is what I'm saying. But yeah, what's next in this shit pile? Garbage. We have yet another innocent victim being shot down by the Sandler. And it's another, where is it? Why is it on here? Hang on, I got to find it, Tony. Is it not, that's my boy? Is that not my boy? That's my boy, but I don't see my letter box. It's not showing up. I got a, it's not in my list. I got to bring it up on the list. Oh no. Got it. That's my boy. It was a 2012 film, right? Yep. Wait, it says it's on the list. Why is it not though? Just bear with me. I'm dealing with things here, folks. I'm dealing with things. All these posters kind of look the same at this point. They're all blended together just like the movies. Oh, there it is. Man, I scrolled past it 15 times. Share this tab. All right, as I was saying, another victim has been brought down by the Sandler curse. And that is funny, man, Andy Samberg from the Lonely Island Boys. Who, thankfully- That's not their name. It's just the Lonely Island. Oh, the Lonely Island Boys. So thankfully- No, the Island Boys are those weird brothers that make out with each other. Island, I'm Island Boy. No, it's just the Lonely Island. I know, I said it the second time just to be stupid. Yes, the Lonely Island Boys. Susan Sarandon is in this too. Who is also in the Lonely Island Boys. Well, yeah, her- It's a live music video for, was it like Milfs or something? I can't remember what the song was called. Yeah, her daughter is in it. Eva Mori. I guess Eva Mori-Martino now. I guess she got a man. Her daughter was- It's not in the hot box. And late in the- Her daughter was so fucking hot in California. And occasion, sorry. Not to go on a rant there. Yeah, that's fine. Vanilla ice is in this, Tony. Just like- Oh, good. I'm sure you saw yourself because vanilla ice is the joke. Yeah, ice. As much as I like Andy Samberg, I skipped this one. Okay. Yeah, I did too. I remember my girlfriend's brother at the time was trying to relate to me as a movie guy. And he's like, I just saw, that's my boy. He's like, that was really good. I'm like, oh my God. When I went home, I was hanging out with the in-laws and his family was there. And one of the brothers, and I were talking very briefly about movies and he said, hey, you're a movie critic, right? I'm like, sure. And he goes, what did you think of Guardians of the Galaxy 3? Like, I liked it a lot. I thought it was crazy. That movie sucked. I'm like, really? He's like, yeah, it sucked. I'm like, okay, well, why? He's like, it was just terrible. I'm like, all right, maybe you should have a movie review channel because you're very eloquently stating all the flaws that the movie has. Can you give me something more than that sucks? Like, how about explain what was bad? It's like, it took everything as a joke. I'm like, oh, okay. Well, not everything. I'm like, have you seen the Guardians of the Galaxy movies? Like, this is kind of this most serious one. He's like, no, they freaking dance at the end of the movie. What'd you call it? My, my, my, my friend. You couldn't dance off in the first film to beat the bag. Yeah, literally. Now, my friend Dick went to see it and he took a bunch of acid thinking it was going to be a fun time. And then when the movie opened with animal torture, he was like, that's, he's like, that was the worst. He's like, that movie was terrible. That's the worst thing I've ever seen. I'm like, well, I guess under those specific, those are very, yeah. Very specific. That is pretty funny. I'm going to take some drugs. I'm going to trip out, look at all the kinds of like, oh, it's animal torture. Oh my God. And it's probably the least colorful too. Cause it's kind of going to grab tone to it. Even the colorful stuff in the movie is a little bit more subdued. Okay. That's my boy. We did not watch this movie. I assume it's terrible, but both of them did not watch. Look at this, did not watch the list is starting to really grow. Really grow impressive. What a great tier list of most movies we do. Yeah. Isn't that, isn't this fun? Okay. Okay. You know what? You know what is fun, Tony? It's Hotel Transylvania. Okay. So I love the classic monsters. And I'm sure you know that cause you watch my old web series, Mummy Cop the series. You watch it all the time. You know, every single episode, all, all two seasons and the Christmas specials. Of course. You love it. And I actually, that freaking show was coming out the same time as this movie. I'm sorry. I just saw that this is that two and a half. That's not what I would give this. This is a three and this is maybe a four star for me. There we go. Sorry. I didn't want to, I didn't want to see this because of Adam Sandler, but I hear it's actually good. And it's got a good animation director. Tartakovsky. Yeah. Oh yeah. The Samurai Jack guy. Yeah. So now that I have like nieces and I want them to learn about monsters cause they're going to be over this place a lot and I'm just going to have to deal with monsters being everywhere. Would this be a good like kid friendly introducing them to monster stuff? Very much so. It's a very fun movie. It's very funny. It's, it's taking kind of the lovable charming side of Sandler and it's really playing off the, him as a father figure to his daughter, Mavis who is kind of coming into her own as a young woman. This is another, you know, and Andy Sandberg's back in this but he's playing an aloof human character who stumbles into the hotel Transylvania which is a hotel for monsters only. They freak out when they see a human here because the twist on this is creatures are actually scared of humans. Oh. Yeah. It's pretty fun. There's a lot of Sandler crew in this of course. You got Spade, you have Kevin James, you have, they're all there. I knew Cilo Green was the mummy. Is Alan in this one? Is Alan coming in here? Oh, I don't see him there. Maybe he is though. Molly Shannon, that's it then. Yeah. Molly Shannon, Fran Drescher I think is in here. Yeah. You know, she's the, it was so funny. I did a whole video on the Sagaftra stuff. Yeah. And I had no idea she was the head of Sagaftra. I guess so. She's like the actual head of Sagaftra. And so I saw it live. And acting for a long time. Yeah, I know. But I don't follow like, I don't really follow anything outside of the movies themselves. So I just didn't know. And I was freaking floored. Like what? Fran Drescher? Yeah, this is a very fun movie. I like it, Slapstick Humor. Of course you're gonna have to, you're gonna have to deal with a couple fart jokes. You know, because it is Sandler. I'm fine with fart jokes. I kind of stick up my nose a bit for fart humor. I'm not a big fan of it. Adam, you just hate everything. Well, I do. That's honest. That's honest. Hotel Transylvania is a good time. I like it. Oh, it's on Netflix. I like it. Yeah, I would check it out. I think you'll like it, Tony. And if it is bad, I'll hunt you down and get you like a fish. You know, to find. You know, you're fine. I'm gonna put this in an A. Okay. I'm gonna put an A. Let's go to... Oh, I didn't share it. Sorry, let me... Look at it. It's right here. Okay. I keep forgetting to show when I'm actually moving. Thank you for not lying to me. Show your eyes. I put it in the A. Oh, that sounded inappropriate. I put it in the A. Close your eyes, Tony. I put it in the A. All right, the next one on the list. Well, I know since you loved grown-ups, you're going to freaking be floored by its sequel, Grown-ups 2, which I cannot find on my list. I did not see grown-ups 2. Okay, we can just... Grown-ups 1 wasn't up for me. Oh, there it is. It's on the list. Let me see if anybody knows in this one. The whole crew's back. Ooh. Nick Swartzen. Why does that name someone familiar? Oh! Yeah, he was from Bench Warmer. He's from Bench Warmer, right? Yeah, and Adam Sandler produced a lot of his terrible movies too. I liked Nick Swartzen. I liked his show he had briefly, but I loved his stand-up comedy. His stand-up comedy for back of the day was great. He's good stuff. I don't know if he still does stand-up comedy, but he was like... And Reno9 would won. He was great as Terry or Terry and Reno9 would won. Yeah, he's funny. And Bench Warmer isn't too bad either. That's a pretty funny movie. The unsung hero that I see is in this, and he's probably in more movies than any other comedic actor that I know of. I never really feel like he gets his huge breakout movie is Tim Meadows. Tim Meadows is in so many things, movies, TV shows, but he's always like a third-tier supporting actor or even less sometimes. Like he's in one episode of The Office and he's freaking hilarious in that, where they're at TV. I love Tim Meadows. Look, he got to be in The Ladies, man. He got the star in The Ladies, man. That's the only movie I know that he's the main star in. Look, he's got like the best running gag in wall card and you never paid for drugs. Not one. Get out of here, dude. You want no part of this shit. Tim Meadows is great though. He's always freaking great. I love Tim Meadows. Even like in Mean Girls as the principal, he's got the best joke. He's got the freaking bad. He's got the best joke in that one, too. He's like, I will keep you here all night. They're like, you only keep him here at five o'clock. I will keep you here at five o'clock. Meadows is always delivers, man. Mean Girls is a funny-ass movie, too. Okay, another Drew Barrymore Sandler. Is this their third one together? Yeah, and they did some stupid song that played on some late night show where it was like every 10 years, we do a movie together or something like that and it kept getting shared constantly and like, this song sucks. I'm not going to see this movie. Yeah. And Bella Thorne's in it. To the other ukuleles in the music video. Terry Crews got dragged into this one, so I guess it's just going through the Brooklyn 99 cast. Oh, come on. He was in White Chicks and stuff. He'll be in it. Okay, all right, fine. I was just trying to make a reference to Brooklyn 99, which was a pretty funny show for a while. Oh, Joel McKeel. Okay. Move. Okay, well. Didn't see it. Did you see this one? No, can we get a poll from people if Bella Thorne is hot or not? Can we get a poll? Because I've been trying to debate that with myself for years. I'm like, is she? I don't get it. All right, let me go to Google and see what Google has to say about it. Bella Thorne, I don't even know what she's in. I'm like, is she a butter face? Or is she? Is she an actress, a singer? Yeah, she was one of those Disney channel girls. She ended up being in these movies and then she started their only fans and got $2 million. Oh my God. Take it right away. I don't know anything about her. She... She can act, I know that. Yeah, it looks like you're kind of a chameleon where she can kind of look however the makeup wants her to. A two-face, like Seinfeld. She's a two-face. Kind of like a two-face, yeah. I could see you waking up next to her and being like, who are you? But then she spends some time in the shop, AKA the wardrobe and the mirror, and next thing you know, she's like a smoke show. Okay, yeah, that's tough. I'd say a two-face is fair. Sorry to derail this. No, I was just googling and I think that you're right. She's all over the place. We did have a super chat come in while we were rambling. Oh! Kind of a half-naked photo profile shot, that seems on brand for the channel. Chad's older brother, Brad, $199. It's a good physique. I'll give him that. I'm not sure what the tattoo is. What is that, a stingray or something? Maybe a hot one. One looks like a Disney princess. That's probably what it is. Actually, yeah, that's what it is. It's a great movie. It's fucking hilarious. Oh no, well, we have no idea what he's referring to. He was sent at 1233, so. Chad, what movie were you referring to? Was it freaking the Transylvania? Chad, super chat, another thing with your answer. Did you make him super chat the follow? Chad, I need a super chat to know what you were talking about. No, you can just ask me. Maybe he was talking about the Adam Sandler Drew Barrymore movie. OK, yeah, maybe he really loved Blended. I mean, it's either blended or it's grown-ups, too, or whatever we were rambling about. It's hard to know, honestly. It's really hard to know. You better super chat your answer. All right, I'm going to tell you more. And maybe explain what your tattoo is, so that we don't have to think about it. Real quick, Adam, these are going to be real quick. I don't think I've seen anything else on the list, so I'm just going to get your opinions on it. Are you serious? I don't think I've seen anything. OK, beautiful. Let's just power through. Let's go speed run edition now. All right, I don't even know what top five is. I saw it on IMDb. I wasn't sure if it was a movie or a documentary, but apparently it's a movie with Chris Rock. So have now. Chris Rock. I don't know what Adam Sandler has to do. Chris Rock's not in good movies, though, really. Men, women, children. It's got to be some garbage indie trash. Do not watch. The cobbler did not watch. He's playing a cobbler in that one. You didn't see pixels, Tony. I feel like this is a movie you would watch. I was going to, and then I just couldn't bring myself to do it. That's exactly what I did or didn't do. We did not watch pixels. It looked like hot trash. OK, I have seen Hotel Transylvania 2. It's as good as the original. I'd say it's even a little better. So I'm going to put it in A. The whole crew's back. I believe CeeLo Green, though, is played by a different voice actor for the sequel. But who'd they get for Hotel Transylvania? How wide did they get rid of my boy CeeLo? I know. I don't know why they got rid of your boy CeeLo. Was he all like, fuck you? Did he say that when he was leaving? Yeah. It's either the second one or he's replaced or the third. I just know that he doesn't show up for one of them. But he's the mummy, and there's not a whole lot of dialogue anyway. So it's not. Oh, he got replaced by Keegan-Michael Key. There you go. Keegan-Michael Key. He's kind of a. Keegan-Michael Key is a staple on Netflix. Now he's in like a million Netflix movies. None of them are good. But he's funny. Hey, he was in Super Mario Brothers. Here comes the string of Netflix trash. Oh, fine. Ridiculous six. Did not watch. Nope. A lot of people did, though, and it did very well on Netflix, I believe. It was one of the first, I think, big Netflix movies to be early on. Back when they thought that was going to be a thing. And then Cloverfield Paradox, people caught on. They're like, oh, they're just shitting anything on it. They're just shitting stuff out. Netflix really is just doing what direct-to-video movies did. But they somehow get A-list actors and up until recently good effects. Well, to be fair, there were direct-to-DVD, direct-to-VHS movies that also had A-list actors in them. I remember walking by some movies and seeing, like, is that Mel Gibson in this weird ass movie that I've never heard? OK, we have, what is this even called? The Do-over? The Do-over. I'd rather not watch it once. Who's in the Do-over? I don't know. I have it on my IMDB. Let's go to it quick. Share this. Oh, Spade's in there, right on the cover. Paula Patton? Paula Patton. Oh, yeah, from Mission Impossible 4. No. Yeah, that's Paula Patton. I don't know who that is. She was the girl from Mission Impossible 4. Oh, OK, well, she's definitely looking good in that photo. All right, well, she was married to the Blurred Lines guy, I think. Look at them bird nines. Yeah, that's good. I liked your version. I don't think there's anything like this. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. How is Adam in Tony Stream? Well, I got real tired of these. So I can sing in Blurred Lines. I don't remember the actual beat, though. OK, we're off to Nick Swartzson's in this one as well. So they they're starting to really drag Nick into the mud. OK, I've seen Sean Austin has been in like four Adam Sandler movies as well. What is going on? Click, they must have been friendly. The do over. OK, so he's in three or four of these garbage fires. All right, Sean. All right, get your check. Get your check and get out. Look, he was great as Sam Lies. He could be in anything. He was great as Sam. My Sam Lies. And Encino Man is good. I like Encino Man. I feel like Encino Man was fine. I like Encino Man. Buddy, you have fucking Polly Shore in there, though. All right. No, we have the Jouce. I don't know what this movie is. I can't even tell what it is by the poster. I know I have it. Sandy Wixler. Sandy Wixler couldn't tell you what it is. Sandy Wixler, good old Sandy Wixler. When a hapless but dedicated talent manager signs his first client who actually has talent, his career finally starts to take off. I do feel like I saw a trailer for this on Netflix at one point and thought this is the shit that he's giving Netflix. That's amazing. That's pretty funny. That's amazing. Rob Schneider naturally is in there. Of course. Yeah, of course, Rob Schneider. Is he still putting him in stuff? I he was not in the new movie. I know that he was not in the new movie. Oh, but that was really a vehicle for his daughters, which we'll get to shortly because we're thankfully almost done with this nightmare. Oh, good. I don't know what the next movie is on this list either. It's apparently kind of a it's got a bunch of big names in there. This must be somewhat. The the mayor with stories, new and selected, whatever that means. A strange and estranged family gathers together in New York for an event celebrating the artistic work of their father. This definitely isn't some indie bullshit. Yeah, Ben Stiller, Dustin Hoffman, Emma Thompson. Yeah, there's a lot of big names. Adam Driver. This is probably a good movie. No, as soon as they see Adam Driver and a weird title, I know it's artsy bullshit. OK, I would I would hate that film. Let's go back. So we did not see it. Look at this list of did not seize. We got the week of. Have you heard of that? Nope. OK, did not watch the week of. Oh, I saw this one because it's a hotel Transylvania movie. Oh, yeah. Third time. Is this the third one? The third one's not the charm. It's definitely a step down, but it's not terrible. I will throw this in the B column. Oh, he's not in the fourth one, right? I didn't know it was an Amazon because it's an Amazon exclusive. Adam Sandler had that Netflix deal. So they got someone else that did a decent but not one to one impression of him. I remember watching the fourth and thinking something is off with Adam Sandler in this movie. And I did not know at the time. But I knew what I knew. Yeah. All right. Murder. Oh, he's back with Aniston for their second outing. Oh, fun. Yeah, this is another Netflix flick. Now, I did Tony actually try watching this movie. You can see there's a one. Why did I? Oh, well, I don't know why I gave it a one and a half. A one and a half star. Really, it should. I'm not even going to rate this. That's unfair of me to even put that there. I didn't even get 15 minutes into this and I shut it off. Oh, it's just it's not good. But it did well for Netflix, obviously, and they made they made more. Or did it? I don't know. Do they I'm wondering if just ridiculous six was like an anomaly and they gave them a big contract and now they're just like, no, they made a sequel to murder mystery. Oh, never mind then. They made the analytics. They're like, people are loving the murder mystery. They're loving the Jennifer Aniston combo. We got to do it again. All right, we're going to throw that into. I'm going to I am going to throw this in the D because I tried it and I didn't give it. Now, everyone's going to give me shit for this because it is an A24 movie, but I still have not seen Uncut Gems. I hear it's great. Oh, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony. Am I am I right? Is it great? I I liked Uncut Gems quite a bit. I gave it a three and a half. I didn't like love it by any means, but I did like it. Sandler is playing an actual character in this movie that's not Zany over the top silly shenanigans. It's it's kind of a simple premise. Let's read the synopsis. A charismatic New York City jeweler always on the lookout for the next big score makes a series of high stake bets that could lead to the windfall of a lifetime. OK, OK, and he's not he's not good at what he does. He's he has a bad gambling addiction. OK, he always falls on his face and he has opportunities to get out and he just keeps crawling back in. It is an A24 movie. So which is odd, because this is one of the earlier ones where it wasn't a straight horror film. Yeah, it was actually just a very kind of off color drama. It's it's pretty intense, though. Kind of it's got this frantic vibe to it, kind of that handheld shake your camera without it being ugly. I dug this movie. I did think the ending kind of had that A24 stank, though, that can oftentimes rub people the wrong way, where it's a little bit artsy, doesn't feel like it has the greatest amount of closure to it. You know, kind of gives a feel of, did I really need to spend all this time with this guy when this is going to be the final outcome? But I did I did enjoy it, and it's definitely one I would recommend. I got it. I got to see it at some point. I think you would dig it. I do think you would do it. And yeah, I might feel a little harsh on my review, because now that I even talk about it, I wouldn't mind revisiting it. I forgot I'm looking at early A24. And it's like, yeah, they did like Spring Breakers, Bling Ring, Oblivious Child, The Rover. Like they did like comedies and dramas, didn't they? Yeah, they definitely did. It's just their bread and butter. Room, they did room. But yeah, then it turned into it's kind of weird. A24 did room? Room with Brie Larson. I mean, they they distributed it. They don't really make the movies. No, I know, but I didn't. I don't remember seeing their title in front of room. That was a freaking. That was a brutal movie to watch. Not as good as the room. That one was actually fun. Yeah, Tommy Wiseau is OK. Here you go, Tony. We got hubby Halloween. Everybody's favorite Halloween film. I almost gave this one a shot. Yep, I did give this one a shot because they it felt like they were going for a return to form. Happy Gilmore, you have Julie Bowen back. You have freaking Steve Buscemi. You have Rob Schneider. He's back. Yeah. But the big thing is, and this is what you alluded to, and I had no idea this was coming in the first five minutes, we see Ben Stiller back as his character from Happy Gilmore. Oh, it was very bizarre because now he's working at a dilapidated prison. And he's yeah, he's one of the like security guards. He's one of the guards there, I guess. So he's moved on up, I guess. Well, the prison is going back down. Yeah, it's kind of an Alcatrazian type of situation over at that prison. OK, it was really weird seeing him as the character again. And it just felt so out of place in this movie because it was, you know, a dark environment, it wasn't very bright and happy. And it just almost solidifies the fact that Sandler just I don't know if he wrote it or what his involvement is in the movie. But whoever's doing these doesn't get what made it work earlier on. Yeah. Happy Gilmore was so funny with that character because it was in this environment that was welcoming for the most part. It was in an old person's retirement home. You know, it's all like happy, go lucky. And then suddenly Stiller turns it on. He's like, check out the badge. You're in my world now. Great, I'm going to be Halloween. It's not an inviting place to begin with. So just it's kind of. So is this like is he fighting like monsters? What what is this? I don't know if I finished it. I remember I watched I watched too much of it. I remember that. I was thinking why did I waste time on this garbage? He plays another one of his quirky type characters. But it's I mean, he's borderline handicapped in this movie without being handicapped, I guess. He can't imagine a new voice like dish type of thing. He carries, I think, a canteen with him everywhere with super something in it. It's just quirky for the sake of quirky. Real quick, I'm looking at the cast list and it says Alan Covert, the film's producer. So, yeah, that's why he's in a lot of these movies. He's probably producing, you know. Yeah, yeah, I see Shaquille O'Neal's back. He was in another Sandler movie recently. Oh, good. Yeah. Oh, Colin Quinn, who I've never found funny once in my life, isn't this? You don't like Colin Quinn? No, I never I've never found him funny at all. Oh, do you remember he had a short lived show like a Colin Quinn hour or something where he hung out with comedians and they out on steps. I think I remember that. It was a very weird. It was a very weird show. It didn't last very long. I I did Colin Quinn. I liked him as the host of Weekend Update. That was fun. That was fun. Now, I never liked how he pronounced or kind of harshened certain words. He didn't punch right for me. He was like when he did. I like when he did Tough Crowd. That was a fun show. I remember that one. It was short lived. OK. OK, yeah, this this movie is not good. It's actually really bad and I watch too much of it. It's not it's not living up to the hype that I was hoping I was going to get. Well, I'm skipping it then. It's a D. It's a Schneider. Give it the D. And Tony, I really don't remember if he fights actual supernatural. I think he does fight supernatural Halloween things. I really just the movie is so Schneidery. I can't remember a single thing about it outside of Ben Stiller is in the film. It's amazing how these Sandler movies just come and go from your brain. OK, I was watching them to keep making them. Someone's watching them. Like they're just like digestible McDonald's shit. They can watch it was like all the Bruce Willis movies that were hitting Netflix. Exactly. I'm watching this shit. Someone's while maybe more hustle. Did you see hustle? No, I don't see a basketball coach. I don't know. I don't know what the fuck that is. Murder mystery to the sequel to murder mystery. Was it better than the first one? I didn't watch it. And we are at the crescendo of the night, the final hurrah. Yes. And I was up until later than we're up right now. I was up to 105 watching this pile of shit. You are so not invited to my bat mitzvah. Oh, God, that does look like Adam Sandler. I know his daughters are in this and holy shit. This is nepotism, the movie. He's four Sandler. So it's like Kevin Smith and his daughter. There's four Sandlers in this movie. Jesus, Adam Sandler. And I assume his three daughters. I know two of the daughters for sure, because they look a lot like him. And then his wife, his wife, Jackie, is in it, too. Oh, is she? I'm seeing Jackie Sandler. She's in a couple of his movies. And then for some reason, Edina Menzel, or however you say her name, Edina Menzel, she's in it. She plays Adele. We all know that John Travolta pronounced it perfectly at that Oscars. Adele Dezeem. Adele Dezeem, yes. I don't know how you butchered that bad, but I know I am, too. The frozen lady, the lady that's the Broadway wicked lady. She's in it for some reason as the mom. And she's really over expressive in this film. Anything Sandler does, she's like, oh, yeah. That's probably the Broadway in her because you have to be extra. She's got a she's got a big mouth, Edina Menzel. And I don't think she talks a lot. I mean, like her mouth is really big. Yeah, it is. She's got big features and again, she comes from Broadway. So they are always over expressive and it's really coming out. But she's nowhere near the issue with this film. Sandler is only in it for maybe five minutes total. This is very much a movie for his daughters who can't act to be in and it's not funny at all. So the premise is by the books kind of Disney formulaic stuff where the two girls like the same guy who's a total tool. And by the end of it, of course, their friendship is going to be on the line and eventually they'll resolve their conflict. Spoiler, nothing outside of the norm happens in this film. There's a lot of period humor in this flick. They're trying to, I guess, reach the. I think they're again, Sandler didn't write this. He doesn't have really anything to do with the movie outside of just just producing it, I guess, producing and having his whole family in it and cashing an easy check and hanging out with his kids, which that's cool. That's fine if you can do it. More power to you, but that doesn't make it a good movie. I think it's based on a book. The book's probably a lot better, but this does feel Sandler fight to an extent where there's lots of what I would say boy humor that they're trying to throw at girls. So there's a lot of like, oh, period. It did PMS scene and stuff like that. But yeah, but to be fair, like girls didn't really get like comedies like that for years. Guys always got those comedies. So I guess it's a map. It's it's about time as a certain YouTuber. I know you used to say. No, I don't have a I don't have a problem with any of it. You're just saying it's just not like done well. Funny, like he's trying to make it raunchy for the girls, but it's not like when I think of a funny raunchy girl comedy, I think of bridesmaids. That's a hilarious film. Or the sweetest thing with Cameron Diaz. Exactly. But this is this is a raunchy girl film that feels like Sandler only knows surface level girl raunchy stuff. So it's like period. Olivia Rodrigo, we like her, right? Do a leap. There's constantly referencing do a leap and Olivia Rodrigo Rodrigo. Also, I've noticed pretty much every movie in the last five to seven years is so remarkably unrelatable where all these people live. This is another film where every single person is wealthy beyond all comprehension. And the people that are in the movie are super wealthy. So there's nothing connecting you to these characters because they're very unlikable, wealthy people. It's like, you know, that's fine once in a while. But yeah, like every movie, it's like, OK, it seems like every movie is like that. Yeah, there's a joke in the film and my wife made it through half of this before she passed out. I envy her now. But there's a joke where the Sandler's daughter goes to get a dress for the Bat mitzvah because that's the entire movie is she's so excited to have her amazing night, you know, no matter what no matter what costs. And she pulls up this dress and the mom says that costs more than our our our our mortgage or whatever. I know she says that costs more than our house. And I turned to Lindsay and like, so what, four million dollars? Is that that's what would your house cost? Is it made of diamonds? Yeah, exactly. Platinum. What the fuck? That works on like a Roseanne type of show where, you know, there's some almost reality to it, but not not not when you're living in a house in Hollywood Boulevard. Yeah, this movie sucked ass. This was one of the least funny movies I ever sat through. And I guess it makes sense because almost no one in this movie is actually a comedian or an actor. They're all just friends and family. And so that's I'm sorry. That's what the one day I'll get there, Adam. Mean what? You'll have friends in your movie. Yeah, I'm going to get even more famous than I am now. And I'm just going to make movies as an excuse for us to hang out together. Yeah, you can walk around in your Hawaiian shirts with basketball shorts like Adam Satter does now in every movie. And he's like, I'm like a multi-millionaire and I got all the money in the world and who gives a shit? No, I, you know, obviously that's that's great for him. And to put a cherry on this shit Sunday, I think we can both agree that Sandler seems like legit, a really chill, cool guy in real life. And yeah, he's a really nice guy. I wish his movies were better. But man, he and I do think he's a very talented guy. And he's actually not a bit like you said, there's movies here where he acts really, really well, but he wants to keep doing these just bro comedies with his friends that are becoming more and more unrelatable. Yeah. And then once in a while, he'll shock us all and throw an uncut gems out. And showcase that he actually does have talent. And I will say the like little bit of time he's in that new movie, he's he's just leaps and bounds better than everyone else on the screen. And it's just so effortlessly coming to him because he's a natural at this point. But there's nothing even like semi funny in the film. All right, that's the tier list. Would love any super chats to come in at the end here. We kind of we kind of been going through them. But if you have anything for us to talk about, you want to ask Tony, something you want to, you know, agree or disagree with the the tier ranking, I think it's pretty, I think it's pretty good. Love of the S tier, the one of his most famous movies and then a movie he's in for 10 seconds. Now, the real test is do we have more movies we haven't seen than we have? One, two, four, six, eight, ten, eleven, twelve, three, four. We have like thirty three that we've seen, two, four, six, eight, ten, twelve, fourteen, sixteen, twenty, twenty, twenty, two. We have seen more than we have. OK. All right. So it's a very much it's very legit. It's very much the definitive tier ranking for Sandler films. It's very definitive. It's a definitive list. No one has no member. Half the movies we didn't see. I bet if we looked at other tier rankings on Sandler or ranking videos, they're going to be very similar to what we have. And we didn't have to waste our time watching the films. Yeah. Outside of maybe one or two artsy fartsy ones. It's it's probably pretty similar. I might check out Spanglish one day. Why? I don't know. It seems like it's a normal movie. It's not an Adam Sandler movie. Maybe I'll enjoy it. Yeah, maybe maybe you'll see our buddy in there in the film because he's an uncredited actor in all the Sandler films. OK, yeah, we're not going to waste our. It's like one in the morning. Tony, I don't really I'm not concerned about more superchats coming in. They came in throughout the day, so I appreciate it. Tony, yes, it's always a pleasure. Let me let me let me pimp your ride one more time. Do you remember that show? Pimp your ride? Yeah, yo, dog, we're going to get you a dog. We're going to get you a dog. Yo, dog, we heard you like this. We put a this into this. That was a meme. That was it. Yo, dog, we forgot you had a dog. We're going to make you a dog. Hack the movies. Oh, new episodes every Monday at three. I didn't know that. Not not. No, that's been there for like two years. Never noticed that once in my life. Yeah, I premiere all my episodes Monday at 3 p.m. I just kind of base it on when you send me stuff. No, unless it's like a live episode like tonight, which can happen anytime and I do two little bonus stuff. But now that I'm looking at it, I have to add our newest live episode to that, which we'll call it that playlist of this dumb ass, new YouTube link system they have. That's stupid. Isn't that the dumbest shit ever? It's stupid. Where did it go? Even seven more links. Where are the other links? I don't wear it. You have to scroll all the way down. Well, they don't run. What was wrong with the icons on the banner? What was wrong with the icons on the back? Anchor, it's supposed to send you down the screen. Yeah, I'm standing with my dude in my hand clicking on this and it's not doing anything. Wow. I hate it. Wow. Thanks, YouTube. Thanks, YouTube. You suck. They're the real hacks. Okay. That's movies you can find in there. Tony, everything. Speaking of Roseanne, hold on real quick. Speaking of Roseanne, Monday. Monday, we are doing the best Roseanne movie ever. Freddie's dead. The final nightmare. Her and Tom Arnold have a cameo in it for like 20 seconds. I didn't even know there was a movie with Roseanne in it. Yeah, no. Her, Tom Arnold, Johnny Depp and like Alice Cooper all have weird cameos in the sixth nightmare in Elm Street movie. Wow. So check that out. Yeah. Tony, should we play them out with the Roseanne theme song? Do you remember it? No, I don't remember. Okay. Well, I remember the video. I just forget how the song goes. It might get copyright flagged because I'm so accurate on it. But I'm going to play you out. De-de-de-de-de. Skii-da-da-da-da-da. De-dee-nee-nee-nee-nee-nee-nee-nee-nee-nee-nee-nee.