 Are you ready? I don't know what I've been for at all. We've never recorded a video together. Never. This is a different experience. It's different. I'm shining in them entirely. Ha ha ha ha. Welcome everyone, hi. I'm your humble host, hot, hot man. I'm here with the beautiful, the bountiful. The, give me another beat. Bombastic. Bombastic. Buxom. Buxom, what is that? It means big boobs. Nontrae from the twitch.tv world. We were asked by the great old internet, what's the craziest food you've ever eaten in combination with each other? And by the internet asked us, I mean, I thought we should try weird food combinations. I didn't know you outsourced this one to the internet. I didn't outsource it to the internet, but Jocelyn did outsource to friends of mine that work in the restaurant industry or are currently chefs. I don't want to call them out, but I feel like pregnant women especially have very strange food combinations. You're gonna ask my sister-in-law. Yeah, it's too late. Fuck! You missed the window by this watch. I missed the window. Well, she's currently in there. Exactly. Wait, there's still time. Get her out of the way. There's still time. I'm sure she would appreciate a FaceTime call for me right now. Hey, what are you craving? She's just screaming. Nebendurl. I don't know any of these food combinations. You don't know any of these food combinations. Actually, I do know one of them because I requested it. Have you ever put yellow mustard on mac and cheese? I like yellow mustard. Do you like mac and cheese? In mac and cheese, it's a little strange, but I'm not opposed to this one. Bring it out, Jocelyn. Yeah. Yellow mustard, mac and cheese. Yellow mustard, mac and cheese. Yellow mustard, mac and cheese. Yellow mustard, mac and cheese. No! This is like in the class of like things I would try in the cafeteria, you know? She's already mustied up. Oh, yeah, there's mustard. This is not the mac and cheese that I requested. Excuse me? It's mac and cheese. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! These mac and cheese, the white cheddar Annie's mac and cheese, it's the purple box. Yes, I did. Those are good. I asked for Annie's mac and cheese, the white cheddar with the purple box. What are you even filming? Cheers. Wow. It's not as good as the white cheddar. I think the white cheddar actually would have really paired well here with that. This is more mustardy than it is cheesy. I think you're right. I think the ratio of cheese to cheese to mustard is all off because of the kind of cheese. You know, this is whatever this is, you know, American yellow stuff. But if you went with a nice, like a purple box, I'm envisioning every box, some sort of purple box. What is that? Cheddar? Cheddar, mild? Some kind of shell shape. Yes, a white cheddar maybe. And maybe it's something that I already actually asked for. We'll never know. I think I asked you in person, so you can't prove anything. What's our rating scale? We should know that out. Do you want to be just the basic one out of 10? Yeah. Is inoffensive. 10 is like really good, right? 10 is like, I would make this for a loved one. Are we going stars? Should we do? Can we do Neo? I feel like we can do shells. But not everything's gonna be American cheese. Yeah, but we could rank everything in the shell shape just to rub it in. Yeah, you can do a white cheddar, Annie's American cheese white cheddar shell or you can just do that classic purple box. We can four and a half Annie's white cheddar shell purple boxes out of 10. Yeah, four and a half Annie's white cheddar American cheese boxes. Bring on the next. Whoa. I thought you were pulling something out of the dishwasher. Yeah, dishwasher meat. This is like a Midwest classic here, but I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be cheddar. Pretty sure it's supposed to be white cheddar from a purple box. Wow, this is gonna really rock my world. I don't want it. We should not have said all that stuff about the white cheddar, huh? It's not bad. I didn't even taste the cheese. I'm going in for a second. You know what the problem with it is? It feels like I'm chewing flubber, like it's so gooey. Yeah, it's real gooey. The only thing that's gonna get me today I think is textures. There was really not a lot going on here. Not a lot to be desired. It just tasted like pie incredibly. I cannot believe how little American cheese came through. Yeah, I think that's a solid middle ground. A solid five out of 10 mac and cheese boxes. I like this more than I liked the mac and cheese. Yeah, by .5. It looks heinous. It's just not look okay. I had to really like look away while chewing because I think that really did me a... You ever eat bugs before? A lot of the bugs really don't taste like anything, but you just have to not look at it and you have to remind yourself or tell yourself that you're not actually eating bugs. I kind of mixed a couple of things, but it's all in butter with pickles. All in butter with pickles? Did you ever have peanut butter with pickles? I'm not a peanut butter lover. That was not my thing growing up. Any question? How come there's turkey and cheese in it? I combined it. So people do pickles in peanut butter or peanut butter in like their burgers or the sandwiches and just combine all those. Peanut butter and... I've had it. It's actually kind of good. Peanut butter and savory stuff isn't too strange, you know? Penang curry. I'm good. The pickles are kind of overpowering, which I don't mind because I like pickles. You know? It's a texture thing. Bad? It's just not much more gooey. There's a little loop in here. But I can't keep smell. I keep wanting to get hits off of it. I can't smell anything anymore. Maybe smell mine because your pickles are so big. You got such a big pickle. Oh, yeah. I should get a bite of each other's sandwiches. You want to do that? Do the wedding thing. Yeah. You want to do that? How do you do that? This just goes back to me. We're biting our own. Nothing says romance like sharing your almond butter, turkey, American cheese and pickle sandwich. Oh, baby. I'm juiced on this one. What do you mean? I know what this is. What do you mean? Wrapped in fruit roll-up with gutters. You've never had that before? Oh, what the heck is this? Dude, did you have a childhood? You are in for a treat. That's the sword in the stone. You got to have a delicate touch. Oh, God. I don't like the way this is. Yeah, it's stuck. Can you tilt it? Dude, you have to do that. Trust me. Can you read the sandwich? Oh, yeah, the sandwich? The sandwich was like a three. The sandwich was the worst one, for sure. Yeah, it's just like there was nothing about it that I liked. Watching you just purple-nurple this. Oh, no, no, no. You've got to stop playing with your food. Eat your fruit roll-up pickle. I got it. We give you extra gushers. I got it. I got it. I'll take some of these. Put them back in. It's a little botched circumcision, looks like. You bring it around town. OK. I would cheers you, but I don't want you to destroy it. You don't like it? I kind of like it. No, thank you. I don't like the way it fruit roll-up sticks your teeth. True. You got to like that. I don't like it. I love gushers. I love pickles. I love to roll up. This is going to be a lot of jam hot. I would have to count for it. This is definitely napkin core. This might be a snack that you have to take a shower after. Here, it's slightly wet. That was epic. That might have been the coolest thing I've ever done. Next meal. Next meal. What would you rate that one? Oh. Personally. Because this is going to be the first one I think we divert. I'm going to rate this two. A two? The worst two? 0.86. And you better make the math right, Justin. That box better be 86% of the way. I'm going to give this one an 8.73 repeating. Wow. I think it was really good. I love pickles, like weird pickle flavors, you know? There's like pickled lemonade, Kool-Aid pickles. Do you have any foods that you're afraid are going to come up? I have one. Was that the one you texted me about? Yes. The cottage cheese? Yes. I'm going to eat it if it's on the table. It has to be consumed. Well, I will eat it. I'll double down for you. You'll take? Yeah. I really, I just don't want anything super jello. I just don't like jello. Really? It makes me want to throw up. It's just, it's the consistency of it makes me want to die. So we've done three so far? Four. Four? We have 11 more dishes. I feel good for, for, for what? A third of the way, a quarter of the way? It's a 15 course meal. We're going to have to decide if we're going to head on a Michelin star here at the end. Oh. Did you know that Michelin stars came from the Tire Company? Did you know that Erick, Erickorn breaks his toe in that thing or the rings? Oh, my God. Is that A1 sauce? A1 and cottage cheese? Oh, why? At a sleepover once, I thought I was getting raspberry yo-play and it was cottage cheese. And I ate it thinking it was yogurt. So imagine going in for a bite of yogurt and it's cottage cheese. I never yacked harder in my life. I spiked it in the garbage can and then I angrily went to bed first at the sleepover. So then they came and they rubbed it on my face while I was sleeping and I woke up and I threw up all over myself. Pick me up. It's five in the morning. I'm done. That is so bad. You don't have to do this. I have to do this. I need to do this. Bites. If you did the show, I'm doing the bite. If you must. Yeah, I got to do it with a spoon because I don't want to tape this. See, it looks devious. This is really bad and I like cottage cheese. I think I can make it to the bathroom time. Well, there's a sink there. The last time I had cottage cheese, I had to get obliterated drunk. That was the plan, was be blackout so I didn't know. Orsel. Why does it look tangy? Makes it easier for me because it's so strong. It's really overpowered. I'm giving it a 0.7. I'm giving it a skull in crossbones. Just flaming skull in crossbones. Again, these are things that people do. This isn't just random food thrown together. I mean, I guess at one point it was. This is stuff that people do. It's in my teeth. I have to. You just have your spoon and a slide whistle sticking out of your mouth. I got to be prepared. How did eating that make you feel? It reminded me of my grandmother's funeral. Mother's vagina. I saw his grandmother's vagina. This is your favorite rice and ketchup? What the fuck? This looks like the target logo. Why'd you do that? I don't really like ketchup. I don't either. But this could maybe work. Okay, hear me out. This tastes like something I used to eat all the time. Campbell's tomato soup and rice. It literally tastes just like it. Campbell's tomato soup. Campbell's tomato soup is way too ketchup-y. They put too much ketchup in there. I think a reason why I have a hard time eating ketchup sometimes when it's so much ketchup, I would make videos of my friends growing up and we would make fake blood out of ketchup. So the smell of it reminds me of smearing ketchup and water on my friends' faces to make fake blood. I'm ready to add three out of ten. Three! I'm going to be honest. I think that's the second best thing I've had today. I don't love it, but I don't hate it. I'm going to give it 6.6 almost the number of the beats. Actually, I'm going to rate it higher than the sandwich. I'm going to give it a 5.2. It's close on butterscotch pudding. What? I didn't even know this is a thing. Butterscotch pudding? I thought that's the only thing in Undertale. Smells nice. It does. It smells like a candle. Well, here we go. A little bippy. I'm going to go full submersible here. Very dessert-y. Yeah, that's not bad. But also, I don't know if I've ever been in a place mentally where I would want to try this. This is a really bad breakup meal. You're right. This is not a snack. This is a meal. This is girl dinner. I'm going to give this a 7.5, I think. Yeah, that feels good. It's really not bad. What are you doing for this? I think 7.5 is a really good rating for this. Okay. Is this a male? Is this Hellman's? This is stupid. Are you a male person? No, not really. You're either on the big male guy. Yes. You do it. You do it. You let me know. You're going to love it. What is up with that? It changes everything. It feels like getting taste. It keeps going. It does. It lasts forever. I hate you. It's terrible, but I could see why somebody would love it. Mitch McConnell would love this. This is what Mitch McConnell ate before he paused. I'm giving that a 2 point. I'm going to give it a 1 and 2.5 Mitch McConnell's. This looks awesome. These are flamin' hot. Flamin' hot Cheetos. It's stirring. I feel like this might be good. This one I have really high hopes for. I've never heard of this as an idea. I think that this could be the key. This is the missing link. This is a keeper. I don't mind it, you know? I don't mind it, but do I crave it? It's like, would I eat a spicy strawberry? Yeah? I think I would. I think this might be the best of the bunch. I'm going to give this an 8. I think it's just under the picklezilla. This is going to be an 8.32. What was the other one? A tenth of a decimal under. A tenth of a decimal under. Come on, bro. I'm not doing it. I love your squirt pattern. Look at that squirt pattern. I'm just going to take a dip here. Oh, God. This is going to make me want to fucking die. This? There's no way that this is good, right? I want to level it up. Oh, you're going to do a smear? Can I have the bottle of ketchup, please? Ketchup? Bah, mustard. This is how they make them. You're like Oppenheimer right now. That. Look at that, huh? Well, best of luck. It's not good. I don't like it. These are pretty inoffensive, in my opinion. I'm thinking like a 5-ish area. Yeah, I think 5 even. Yeah, 5 even. This feels like right in the middle of the road. I don't want to eat more of them, but I can't eat one if I have to. I've got to say, there's a treat brewing in me. Why is there so much mustard? That's what they say. Okay, so I already don't like watermelon. It kind of looks like tuna. It does. Wow. This looks like, literally looks like a $40 sushi thing. I'll take the big piece. You've got to have a full even coat. It doesn't smell bad. I kind of think this one might work. Of all the mustard experiments. I don't know why I thought that. I don't love it. The watermelon is so juicy that it just makes like mustard water. How many more dishes do we have? Four. That one made me see God. Listen everyone, thank you so much for watching this far in the video. We're going to take a slight break. Justin, we're going to throw it to you. You're going to do a nice little ad read for your new product that you're selling, Justin. So take it away. You have fun with this one. I made so much mud. Is this more a one? Balsamic? I feel like it could work with the right flavor, but right now the smell coming off this thing is like putting my nose in an ox's tachas. Very interesting. We'll get a little bit of mustard in this as well. I'm going to attack this top knob here and really sauce it up. It starts off really salty and then it kind of turned to caramel. I kind of like that. It starts off really salty. Really, really salty. Like it kicks you in the face and then it chills. When you have Ben and Jerry's, you grab a pint. Do you eat the whole pint in one sitting? I do. If you don't, did you even get the pint? Exactly. This, I think, is the best dish so far. The only reason why the pickle is better is that I finished the pickle. That was a solid 8.7. I'm going to give it 7.7. So this is an actual snack we eat in Mexico. This is called Hosty Locos. Hosty Locos. This looks awesome. It's kind of like ceviche. So what's in this? So there's cucumber, tamarind candy, there's tamoy, and then the white things are cooked rice. This actually looks and smells awesome. Very messy. Which I'm here for. Okay, it comes back around, actually. At first I was like, I don't think I like that. It is such a one more bite, one more bite. Yeah, that's actually really, really good. I'm giving that a 9.8 3 7. Definitely the best thing we ate. But did I like it more than the pickle? And I think I did. I want to give this one a 9.08 9.08. Do you know that there's a family in there eating chips and salsa? Did you know that? On the logo. There's a little family eating chip and salsa. Is there really? Oh my god. Right there. There's two people eating chips and salsa. Have you noticed that before? Did you know that there's an arrow in the FedEx? I also kind of feel like that was the calm before the storm and now we're entering just hell. Are you scared? I feel like existential dread right now. I also did say the last one is really gross. The worst by far has been the cottage cheese. The cottage cheese was so heinous on so many ways. We have something worse than the cottage cheese. What? Worse? What is an otter pop? Like a popsicle? The frozen thing? That pickle is... Is this a huge pickle? That pickle is well below average. Did you put this in the freezer? I eat it. It looks like somebody's thumb. I'm going to go from the end. I don't know if that's the strap but I'm going to do it. I don't want to go off. That's just because it's cold. It's actually not that bad. It's looking neon green inside. You're not even going to pick it up. What is this? If I stand like this you want to put the plate. Dude, you got to try it. I'm telling you, it's great. I can't back into it. Be gentle. I don't think I can eat the whole thing. No way. No one could. It's not bad. I really kind of like it. There's so much going on. In the head to head pickle fight I think I'm going to take the fruit roll-up pickle. I really like the fruit roll-up pickle. I might go eat one at home. I'm going to say a solid 7.8. I'm going even 8. I would never order it but if somebody offered me a bite I'm happily accepting. Wait, this is the last one isn't it? This is the worst. Oh my god, is that Pepto Bismol? Is this Pepto Ice Cream? What color on that thing? I I am excited. I love Pepto Bismol. What if it's fucking slaps? You could smell the medicine off it. I'm surprised we could smell it from the other side of the wound. How many doses of Pepto is this? No idea. Just did the whole bottle. The noise off that gave me goosebumps. Oh god. This could be less on my sleep. It's been a good running. Clink. It's not awful what is the thing? It just tastes like Pepto Bismol because it is. It's just Pepto. Why did it texture feel like eating sheets of ice? Yeah, it did. Why do I love it? He had a brownie with Pepto ice cream on top of it. It'd be kind of sick. That was better than I expected it to be. You want to blend them? The mega blend? Yeah, we got it. It just needs to be done. What if this is what grows my hair back? Is this going to blend? Oh, it'll blend. Don't be shy with those. That might be the hard thing that saves us. I've gotten a whole mustard watermelon. This is the silliest thing I have done in a while. And of course, how could we forget ketchup rice? The side profile on this thing is otherworldly. Lovecraftian. Are you ready? Yeah. Put on some LD. Put some liquid death in there. Just a little sparkle. The smell of this concoction rivals anything that has flown up my sinuses in my entire existence. It is heinous. Why does it smell like berries? I'm not a religious man. This could do it for me. Timothy, shall we eat your heart out? Look at the texture on that thing. Take a seat. Please. Come on, look at the legs on that. This is what everybody turns into at the end of Evangelio. Oh my god. The smell is so bad. No. We don't have to drink all of it. No. Take so long. It's so long. Just burp so hard. I farted. It's gonna come up, but I just it's in your mouth. It's just all I think it's okay. At least smell it. Please, please smell. I don't think I can. Thank you all so much for watching this video. Make sure to go check out Nadre. It'll be the link in the description. He is a great streamer. Make sure to go check him out. We'll see you next time. Don't forget like and subscribe. Thank you so much for watching. Okay, we can cut. Oh, we don't need to.