Jason Segel Song - Chelsea Gill





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Published on Jan 2, 2012

A girl's gotta dream

When I was young
I was told to follow my dreams
No matter how big or obscure they seem
So here it goes, gotta lot to prove
Can't stop now, nothing to lose

Verse 1:
Oh Jason Segel
You are the ring to my Smeagal
Won't you write a quirky ballad just for me
I know you're super busy
With Sarah Marshall and Miss Piggy
But I swear I'm worth your time
Wait and see

Now I know what you're thinking
Another crazy girl with heightened feelings
But I'm totally sane, tested and disease free

Now with all your worries set aside
I'll go ahead and swallow up my pride
And shamelessly ask that you listen
To my plea


Have drinks with me
Oh Mr. Segel can't you see
I'm trying real hard to impress
I think you're hot but I digress

Perhaps you'd like a scotch or rum
I swear when I'm drunk I'm so much fun
We can dress up incognito
Your fame and fortune only we'll know

I'll have you home before it gets light
Just one drink
It won't take all night
I mean I'm cool enough
To write you this awesome song

Verse 2:
Oh Jason Segel
It's important you know I'm legal
So any crazy shit you wanna do
Just know I can do it too

And I know my odds
Are slim to none
But with all that work
You need some fun
You won't have to spend a penny
All expenses paid, drinks on me

Oh and hey Jason Segel
Did I mention that I'm single
But no big deal, We can still be friends
Just have a drink with me before this year ends


I know with this song I'm brushing the surface
But can you blame me, I'm pretty nervous
Don't want to cross the line, and get you pissed
To be honest with this song it's a hit or miss

So I'll wait a couple days for you to respond
Totally no pressure
I know I came on a little strong.
But my offers on the table
So don't keep my heart waiting very long



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