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  • Whitehorse - Why You Never Became A Pony

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    THIS TRACK IS LIKE "WHY YOU NEVER BECAME A DANCER" BY WHITEHORSE BUT WITH COLOURFUL HORSES

    FIRST WHITEHORSE ALBUM "APPLE SEED" IS NOW RELEASED, SPREAD THE WORD

    http://whitehorsenoise.band...

    WHITEHORSE IS AN MLP POWER ELECTRONICS DUO

    IT IS LIKE THE POWER ELECTRONICS GROUP WHITEHOUSE BUT WITH HORSES

    WHITEHORSE IS 3TERNAL + SUPERSAW HOOVER

    ALBUM RECORDED IN A HOTEL ROOM DURING BRONYCON 2014 AFTER AN INTENSE UNINVITED LIVE EXPERIENCE

    TRACK 5 OF THE ALBUM ALSO FEATURES F3NNING

    WHITEHORSE IS ANTI-PONY MUSIC

    WHITEHORSE IS THE PONY MUSIC YOU NEED

    LYRICS:

    Can I suggest you:
    Get applebucked
    While you lie about being a filly fiddler
    And parkbench Lyras and Ponyville creeps
    And unicorn magic virginity and pegasus wing flaps
    And verbal abuse and Gabby Gums
    I don't know how well you can:
    Remember your own pointless glue-sniffing childhood
    That fumbling playing with horses
    In between stallions
    Those pathetic hooffights
    All those pathetic petty neighs
    And this and that and this and that and this and that
    And every other applebucking Brony-clichéd cringe

    Can I suggest you:
    Pose
    While you take another frantic glance at your shopwindow reflection
    Ensuring the stinking lie is maintained
    Because that's the difference between you
    Yes, that's the difference between you
    You'll let a leering scumbag ciderdrinking diamond dog
    Raise your nostrils for a close-up smell
    Of horse manure and animal fat
    And force an open dead muzzle
    Lap up ounces of pony sweat
    So can you feel that:
    Would be a truly truly disgusting thing?

    And that's the difference between me
    I'll open up Netflix
    I'll watch the show
    I'll enjoy perfectly well-made fan art
    I'll get in line behind stupidity
    I'll let you lie through your teeth
    I'll make you feel special
    I'll not pick out the mistakes in public
    I'll just put it down to passion
    And feigned memory lapse

    What did you want to be when you grow up?
    Certainly not Twilight Sparkle
    That's the difference between you
    A drunk? A horse addict
    A motherly protector of the young?
    Another bed-staining colt?
    A filly fiddler that needs to be told?
    Or just a craven imagination-driven artist
    Channelling confusion and fear
    Into a sickly limp repetitive craft
    Yes, that's the difference between you
    You'll act late and surprised
    You say you loved roleplaying?
    You'll love being hated for the act
    The filthier the abuse and the desperate equine details
    The fatter the payback
    So rather than just listen
    Be altered by what's been said

    Now that's the difference between me
    I'll show you emotional truth
    I'll show you the applebucking source
    I'll show you yet another applebucking liar
    And this is for the you
    I'll show you that something that makes you:
    Feel different
    Feel special
    I'll give you:
    Thoughts
    Apples
    Ponies
    I'll give the you something
    Even more interesting than the last one
    And I'll tell you why it's the best one yet
    And then you can look back on it all
    And say:
    This is the best thing that ever happened to MLP
    And see:
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