zoeythekat archived

Basically, I'm going to draw mustaches on my face, make a couple of observations about life, and then say something about loving hayleyghoover. Seriously. If you're about to watch a video of mine and you say to me, "Ghess what Eyem goin'to wach you do" (I don't know why you speak like that, but, no judgements. I took speech for eight years and I still slip into a speech impediment. It's fine. You say what you want how you want, okay?) I'd be like, "I'm probably going to talk about oatmeal or hayleyghoover and I'll likely have either a mustache or a face mask."