Zombie Apocalypse Diaries
  • Zombie Apocalypse Diaries: Introduction 28 August 2014

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    Welcome zombies.

    That's right, this show is about YOU, the zombies who have always run the planet since the dawn of human history.

    Through a set of freak circumstances, I was able to determine that our entire civilization, our entire history, has been shaped by zombies, people who are not even human beings. Genetically they are identical to human beings, but you zombies operate based on a primitive mind. To be a human being, you must fulfill your potential, and that means having empathy, learning (which never ends), and something none of you are familiar with, thinking.

    So, you can watch these episodes because you heard or otherwise thought you could find entertainment by selectively looking for what you want to find about me, or you can ignore me and pay attention to the information I present, because it could save you from your slavery as a zombie.

    First thing you have to do though, is to accept the possibility that you are a zombie.

    So, sit back and relax as you are shown that you are not human, that you are in fact, a zombie. And the apocalypse has already begun...

    And by the way, my channel logo is also a test for sensitivity to black mold toxin. If you cannot see anything else in the logo, and you can after drinking at least one glass of orange juice with pulp (preferably fresh squeezed) for two weeks; then you are sensitive to black mold toxin, and have been affected by it. Find a recipe for citrus pectin and start drinking about an ounce every day. Show less
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    • Zombie Apocalypse Diaries The Movie - Duration: 1 hour, 13 minutes.

      • 5 months ago
      First of all, this is not a final episode. Well. I mean, it most likely isn't. Brain damage sucks, okay.

      I recommend you get some lard in a pan, heat it up nice and hot, and fry up some cut up ...
    • Zombie Apocalypse Diaries: 07 Marzo 2015 - Duration: 12 minutes.

      • 11 months ago
      I have been in La Paz, Mexico since November last year. I have recorded quite a few episodes since my last upload, but lacking reliable internet, and not having sufficient time due to living at an...
    • Zombie Apocalypse Diaries: 01 October, 2014 - Duration: 16 minutes.

      • 1 year ago
      A little review and some possible new terminology, a little discussion of civil servants and their relative role in society, and a surprising revelation of who the real terrorists are in this world...
    • Zombie Apocalypse Diaries: Brainstorming Ways to Protest and Force Change - Duration: 21 minutes.

      • 1 year ago
      This entry covers four ways you can make a real difference. These ideas include getting profit out of healthcare, eliminating corporations, and restoring power to the hands of the citizens.

    • Zombie Apocalypse Diaries: 22 August 2014 - Ferguson MO - Duration: 8 minutes, 22 seconds.

      • 1 year ago
      A message to all those who support the rallies for Michael Brown in Ferguson Missouri, and for anyone anywhere who wishes to learn how to stand up to a corrupt government.
    • Zombie Apocalypse Diaries: Introduction 28 August 2014 - Duration: 8 minutes, 11 seconds.

      • 1 year ago
      Welcome zombies.

      That's right, this show is about YOU, the zombies who have always run the planet since the dawn of human history.

      Through a set of freak circumstances, I was able to determine th...
    • Zombie Apocalypse Diaries: 09 August 2014 - Duration: 15 minutes.

      • 1 year ago
      From the hospital, still. This time, it's about pyschology/psychiatry in America
    • Zombie Apocalypse Diaries: 08 August 2014 - Duration: 11 minutes.

      • 1 year ago
      Yes, from a hospital. Can't let anything keep me from doing this show...

      And today we talk about the very real difference between the zombie diet (yours) and the human diet, and specifically why ...
    • Zombie Apocalypse Diaries: 23 July 2014 - Singlehanded - Duration: 7 minutes, 31 seconds.

      • 1 year ago
      I had to do it so I didn[t think much of it at the time, but I made quite an accomplishment, sailing my 65' cutter ketch rigged ship from Newport Beach Harbor to San Diego Harbor. The ship was not...
    • Zombie Apocalypse Diaries: 22 July 2014 - Duration: 25 minutes.

      • 1 year ago
      An experiment. I treated this as a diary. Yeah, I know, quite the bold experiment there, right?

      It's a good summary too.
    • Zombie Apocalypse Diaries: 21 July 2014 - Evil Empire - Duration: 11 minutes.

      • 1 year ago
      We live in an evil empire. At least, that's my conclusion. Follow along and see if you agree or disagree.
    • Zombie Apocalypse Diaries: 20 July 2014 - Duration: 13 minutes.

      • 1 year ago
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