Listen to me, you sons of bitches. This is a Vlog. That stands for "Video Laser Ocelot Gruel." I talk about lots of things in this vlog. I give, like, movie reviews, opinions, things that just really "chap my hide," and opinions. Don't believe me? Well, screw you then. I don't have to produce vlogs like this. I could be just sitting at home, doing story problems, or eating dairy products. But no, I have created something for you all to enjoy. So, enjoy it.