According to the ancient Mayans, the world will end on December 21st, 2012. You shouldn't get too upset about it, however. In fact, Hendrick's has realized many advantages to such a cataclysmic event, and we've recruited our dear friend, Lord Breaulove Swells Whimsy, to enlighten the curious and quaffed alike to seven particularly spectacular benefits of a futureless future.
Whimsy, a budding filmmaker and all around delightful fellow, has spent much of his life among the nooks and margins of the forgotten, the curious, and the speculative that are found beneath, around, and between the everyday. And he is, without a doubt, the ideal candidate for ensuring all those who are interested are made aptly aware of the considerable promises of No Tomorrow.
We've had an epiphany, of apocalyptic proportions, as it were. And with such little time to spare, we must insist you heed our inspired outlook at once! http://www.hendricksgin.com/theend/