Put down the book and step away and no one gets hurt.
I'm here to review those self-published e-books that never should have seen the light of day, much less any form of publication.
I am not forgiving.
Have you ever read a free e-book and thought, immediately after, that you'd like your money back? Those are the books I review. The ones that are always priced higher than they should be, even when they're free. The ones which, no matter how much editing, time, or money were thrown at them, would still suck.
The ones that don't even deserve a 'you tried' sticker.