1. Don't eat the Xmas tree!
2. Please don't chew on my butt. That's a $700 gun.
3. I will trade you a treat for whatever is in your mouth right now.
4. Well you wouldn't make that noise if you weren't right under my feet.
5. I'll distract him with the monkey toy while you sneak off to the other room.
6. Is this quarter-round?! Where did you even get that? It still has a nail in it!
7. I don't need your help in the bathroom. Ok, fine, you can sit in the crotch of my pants and underwear for 2 minutes, but then we have get up.
8. Hot, isn't it? I bet you won't taste test my coffee again.
9. Why are you biting my beard?
10. No! No! No! That's dangerous! Whatever. You'll only chew through one electrical cord before you learn not to.
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