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  • Premier League Poem 2013/14

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    Here is my new 2013/14 Premier League Poem. Follow me at http://twitter.com/spencerowen. Subscribe to my videos at http://youtube.com/spencercba6. Last season's poem: https://youtube.com/watch?v...

    Music supplied by YouTube Audio Library. No copyright infringement intended.

    The 2013/14 season
    Another campaign done
    another convincing reason

    To fall in love with football all over again
    With twists and turns
    and competition at both ends

    We welcomed newboys Cardiff,
    Hull and Palace
    All seeking Premiership glory
    And not a poisoned chalice

    West London celebrated the return
    of their prodigal son
    Becoming hotly tipped favourites
    Thanks to the special one

    Arsenal had spent the summer
    seeing transfer attempts spurned
    But with the arrival of Ozil
    Dreams of a title returned

    And Fergie asked man u fans
    to stand by their new man
    but fans hopes went down the pan
    When his masterplan was called Mouranne

    A liver bird rose from the ashes
    As Liverpool played with courage
    They started well and rose to the top
    Thanks to goals from daniel sturridge

    Suarez reminded us what he could do
    after his biting ban
    and Alan Pardew proved himself too
    as a street fighting man

    Lloris nearly lost his head
    And AVB was asked to leave
    Sherwood came in and wasn't afraid
    to wear his heart on his sleeve

    Fulham struggled to pick up points
    Which sounded the relegation klaxon
    The truth is they couldn't recover
    After the loss of Michael Jackson

    Mourinho called Chelsea a little horse
    Compared to other club's in the transfer market
    But really they were more of a bus
    Which they drove onto the pitch to park it

    And what a season this man had
    The incredible Yaya
    We already thought he could do everything
    But he added freekicks to his repertoire

    And one scot faced his own bond villain
    I'm not talking about Dr No
    I mean of course Mr Vincent Tan
    Who told Malkie to go

    Sunderland deposed Di Canio the dictator
    and Gus Poyet succeeded
    The urugauayan had a tough job on his hands
    the advert said 'Miracle Needed'

    Southampton made a lot of noise
    With four lions who loved to roar
    Lambert became an international
    And so did Rodriguez, Lallana and Shaw

    Cardiff flopped
    As Hazard skilled
    And Joe hart was dropped
    But Aguero thrilled
    Barkley shone in the middle of the park
    Loanee lukaku left his mark

    Mata's arrival couldn't save Moyes
    He'd been let down by Fergie's old boys
    He struggled in the air
    After an aerial attack
    So Giggs took the helm after david got the sack

    Swansea were taken over by a monk
    Following the Laudrup sacking
    And Villa caused controversy
    As they sent two coaches packing

    Big Sam was booed by his own fans
    And it wasn't even after a loss
    But in staying up he taught us what can happen
    When a board stands by it's boss

    Walcott made fun of Spurs
    When he was stretchered off in the second half
    But his injury hurt Arsenal a lot more
    So their rivals had the last laugh

    Ozil went from hero to zero
    And became a scapegoat
    Not even the signing of Kim could keep
    the gunners' title dreams afloat

    Rooney said to David Beckham
    "Anything you can do, I can do the same"
    But Shelvey had the last word though
    "I can do it better Wayne"

    In the end, Gerrard let it slip
    A mistake that will haunt him for years
    And we'll never forget Crystanbul
    A night that left Suarez in tears

    It was a season of musical chairs
    Played at the top of the table
    City finished on top, in the best seat
    But are they financially stable?

    UEFA will fine them, they'll be punished
    But how bad will it really be?
    I think most clubs will accept a slap on the wrist
    In exchange for the premier league trophy

    Next year we're set for a dutch invasion
    With De Boer and Van Gaal on their way
    But we have the small matter of a world cup first
    Will England have the final say?

    We can only hope our boys can do it
    They've got youth on their side
    Barkley & Shaw have made the cut
    And Roy's sure they'll fill us with pride
    So off to Brazil you go lads
    Your mission? End 48 years of hurt
    It's been a while, it's been far too long
    So you better get to work Show less
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