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  • Those Balls Are Perfect - Tom Brady Songified

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    Tom Brady sings a song for his one true love: balls.

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    LYRICS:

    To me, those balls are perfect
    I can only speak for myself
    I don't want anyone touchin the balls
    rubbin the balls
    To me, those balls are perfect

    Some guys like 'em round and some guys like 'em thin
    Some guys like old balls, new balls--they're all different
    So you gotta feel 'em and you gotta squeeze 'em
    To me, those balls are all perfect

    I choose the balls that I want
    You know, I grip it, I grab it_ I feel the lace, I feel the leather
    I wouldn't want anyone touchin the balls
    Um, I would zip those things up and lock 'em away

    Some days one ball may feel good
    The next day, it may not
    I want to be very familiar with the equipment that I'm using
    This isn't ISIS
    No one's dying, but this is a very important thing

    Because to me, those balls are perfect
    I can only speak for myself
    I don't want anyone touchin the balls
    rubbin the balls
    To me, those balls are perfect

    Some guys like 'em round and some guys like 'em thin
    Some guys like old balls, new balls--they're all different
    So you gotta feel 'em and you gotta squeeze 'em
    To me, those balls are all perfect

    You gotta feel 'em (You gotta feel 'em)
    And you gotta squeeze 'em; (You gotta squeeze 'em)
    To me, those balls are all perfect

    You gotta feel 'em (You gotta feel 'em)
    And you gotta squeeze 'em; (You gotta squeeze 'em)
    To me, those balls are all perfect

    You know, I grip it, I grab it
    I grab it, I grip it
    To me, those balls are all perfect

    Zip those things up
    Zip those up and lock 'em away
    To me, those balls are all perfect Show less
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