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  • Sleepwalk With Me - New Song

    684 views 4 years ago
    Here is my newest song. It's about sleepwalking and stuff....so watch it!

    *** Sleepwalk With Me Lyrics ***
    Come along with me, if you desire. The dragon in the hallway's suddenly run out of fire.
    Escaping safely seemed nearly possible, until we meet the staircase and another obstacle
    As we're staring a tiger in the eye, Jim Carrey grabs us and flies towards the sky

    Each night a different adventure
    Each dream a new dose of unconscious reality
    A dream's potential can't be measured
    Possibilities are endless when we're counting sheep
    Oh how I wish you could see what I see when I sleep
    And sleepwalk with me

    The woman of my dreams looks familiar. It wasn't clear at first that I've been looking in the mirror
    Soon my reflection starts to run away. Somehow my bathroom turns into a high-speed movie chase
    Without knowing, I awaken in the street. It is snowing and a pitbull is peeing on my feet

    Each night a different adventure
    Each dream a new dose of unconscious reality
    A dream's potential can't be measured
    Possibilities are endless when we're counting sheep
    Oh how I wish you could see what I see when I sleep
    And sleepwalk with me Show less
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