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Join your old pal Mario as he learns valuable new lessons on this crazy adventure! Rated E for Everyone!! Let's-a-go!
Lyrics and vocals by me.
Instrumental produced by DJ Xross.
Song mixed and mastered by DJ Xross.
Video filmed by TheBlankCards and DJ Xross.
Featuring TheBlankCards as Luigi and DJ Xross as himself.
Video directed and edited by me.
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Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, it’s-a-me, my name Mario
Mario, Mario, Mario, everyone know me from here to el barrio
Take the gold and I make the money, pockets are fatter than Wario
When you play the Super Smash Brothers, better pick me, no Lucario
Mario, Mario, Mario, it’s-a-me, Mario, better not f*ck with me
My chain is Mario, diamond’s Mario, everything I own is luxury
Been balling since 1981, this whole industry is my legacy
Back then they used to call me Jumpman, I’m the OG, you can’t mess with me
Mario, Mario, Mario, let’s-a-go Mario, this sh*t too easy
Eat mushroom everyday, take a pound of the shrooms and I never get queasy
Running around everyday, go from Mushroom Kingdom all the way to Fiji
And I roll my green up tall and skinny, you can call that sh*t Luigi
Me and my brother the greatest, stomp a goomba to the f*cking ground
All of the goombas, they hate us, it’s all good, I hunt all your people down
When you goombas are out on the street, maybe with your family getting something to eat
Yo I run through the land, stomp you under my feet, it’s-a-me, Mario, killing goombas my treat
Eat mushroom to get bigger, and grow the mushroom in my trousers
Princess Peach is a gold digger, I don’t care though, you can have her Bowser
I eat the magic flower, it give to me the magical power
If you’re a goomba, you should go run and cower, I make it rain with a fireball shower
You can’t compare to me, carried the industry on my back for 40 years, haters scared of me
Your favorite game only exists because of me, all that you have is because of me
I’m not really good at modesty, I take your girl on a odyssey
Honestly, ain’t no one stopping me, in the future you gon’ keep seeing a lot of me
Mario running so far, invincibility star and I’m driving my car
You can call that sh*t Mario Kart, hit you with a blue shell no matter where you are, it go whoo
Represento los italianos, fumando cigarros cubanos
Mi joyería muy fría, all I can say is mamma-mia