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A Guy walks into a store. He sees three brains on display. One is a Libertarian Brain, priced at $250. The second is a Democrat Brain, priced at $275. The third is a Republican Brain, priced at $5,000,000.

The Guy asks the sales clerk,"Man, why does the Republican brain cost so much more than the other two?"

Clerk replies,"Well, sir, that brain has never been used.

"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."
- John Kenneth Galbraith

"Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives."
- John Stuart Mill
English Philosopher (1806 - 1873)