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  • Snapchat vs Instagram | R.C. Startup Rap Battles

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    In an Oakland warehouse, the Startup Rap Battles are going down. This week it’s Snapchat vs Instagram, hosted by Aplus from Hieroglyphics, but you never know who might show up next.

    FEATURING:
    Host: Aplus from Hieroglyphics
    Instagram: Kaila Love @Kailalovemusic
    Snap: Frak @Frakthemc
    Written by: Frak, Beau, Kaila
    Shot at: Alena Museum, Oakland

    LYRICS:
    Instagram:
    First of all, I’m a boss a$$ bitch, I am the GM
    I’m looking fly when you see em, they tryna slide in my dms
    I’m just doing this for user hype and promo
    After this they’ll all ghost on you, kinda like your logo
    Sending d!ck pics, that’s the reputation of snap,
    So - congrats, now you’re ever basic f*ck boy’s favorite app.
    You’re just a way for perverts to snoop on some girls
    No surprise your CEO’s the biggest douche in the world
    He looks like michael cera had sex with a Cheetoh
    Facebook offered yall hella c-notes! You coulda popped like pellegrino
    But you refused with your sensitive ego, F**king evan spiegel,
    He couldn’t let go of his precious, we should call him Evan Smeagol
    This is a f**k face runt vs a cupcake butt
    I’d say update your style but your updates suck
    I doubt your company will exist in a year,
    So do it just like your app, 10 seconds and disappear

    Snapchat:
    When instagram dropped, the whole world laughed at you
    You should have had a back tattoo that says snapchat 2,
    You never gave us credit, you got lost in the glory,
    It’s like journalism plagiarism, you copied our stories,
    Tried to bite our style dog -you caused the drama
    If we went on maury- theyd say snapchat you are the father
    In every companies life, you make a decision, are you a player or peasant?
    Y’all sold out to facebook, we stayed independent
    Who cares if your bigger when you let a company coach you?
    I bet when he gets mad.. y’all let Zuckerberg poke you
    So true, you let facebook in, now begin the corruption,
    Just more info that they can sell to the Russians
    Dog, my grandma’s on Facebook, posting carnations.
    My mom is on Instagram, postin’ her day trips.
    Your numbers look high now, you bet that I’m patient.
    your user base dies out, I’m the next generation.
    Your app -- is for grandads having flashbacks,
    Our app --- handcrafted and now we up on the nasdaq
    You think snapchat’s to be laughed at? We’ll see who has the last laugh
    When your tombstone’s only used for an ad and a hashtag

    Instagram:
    Talking about insta models? Your ideas need adjusting
    Our nudity is tasteful, your nudity’s disgusting
    I’d rather have a tanline and a nip slip
    Then see a man’s thighs and a d!ck pic
    So you made fun of domestic violence, thought their fans would find it funny,
    Then Rihanna dropped their stock, like b!tch better have my money
    How much did they lose? Experts estimate hella,
    Wish you signed to facebook now, to be under their umbrella
    Of course you’re clowning domestic violence with a culture full of jerks,
    Rihanna posts an insta story, now none of yall have a place to work work work work
    Oh so you’re a legitimate news source? Let’s be honest the sh!ts fake,
    If snapchat put out a mixtape it’d be called clickbait
    Swipe left, swipe right, that shit gets abused,
    At this point, your app is just tinder for news,
    Oh you got the app for the youth that helps babies read?
    After their ABCs they learn ADD,
    The fans of your app have the attention spans of a nat,
    You can’t put a filter on a panic attack,
    Oh you’re an anime bat? Or the cat in the hat?
    Give the zoo their f**king animals back.
    You got these kids playing with filters for hella hours,
    Catfishing on bumble with coachella flowers
    Our app is for influencers, celebrities, were verified
    Your app is the worst parts of puberty personified

    Snapchat:
    She’s talking about a dick and man thighs and a little tan line,
    I’m saying free the nipple cuz those tits are land mines
    We pull up to the instagram hive, like get your hands high
    Till Everyone leaves the room, like instagram live
    And about that rihanna sh**, I got a final thing to say about that, (lawyer cameo)
    That advert has been removed and doesn’t reflect our corporate values or advertising guidelines
    Calling us fake news? Thats a claim yall made hastily,
    Yall are photographers with fake angles and models with fake agencys
    We help people connect, show em the whole picture
    Your whole style is a lie, like #nofilter
    We keep it spicy like pico de gallo on cinco de mayo,
    You got a bunch of soundcloud rappers saying link in my bio
    Oh your filters are unique? Posting pictures of a peach?
    Or that avocado toast that you didnt even eat?
    Instagram is why society is getting so ruined,
    For people who want to be brands but forget to be human Show less
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