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In an Oakland warehouse, the Startup Rap Battles are going down. This week it’s Snapchat vs Instagram, hosted by Aplus from Hieroglyphics, but you never know who might show up next.
Host: Aplus from Hieroglyphics
Instagram: Kaila Love @Kailalovemusic
Snap: Frak @Frakthemc
Written by: Frak, Beau, Kaila
Shot at: Alena Museum, Oakland
First of all, I’m a boss a$$ bitch, I am the GM
I’m looking fly when you see em, they tryna slide in my dms
I’m just doing this for user hype and promo
After this they’ll all ghost on you, kinda like your logo
Sending d!ck pics, that’s the reputation of snap,
So - congrats, now you’re ever basic f*ck boy’s favorite app.
You’re just a way for perverts to snoop on some girls
No surprise your CEO’s the biggest douche in the world
He looks like michael cera had sex with a Cheetoh
Facebook offered yall hella c-notes! You coulda popped like pellegrino
But you refused with your sensitive ego, F**king evan spiegel,
He couldn’t let go of his precious, we should call him Evan Smeagol
This is a f**k face runt vs a cupcake butt
I’d say update your style but your updates suck
I doubt your company will exist in a year,
So do it just like your app, 10 seconds and disappear
When instagram dropped, the whole world laughed at you
You should have had a back tattoo that says snapchat 2,
You never gave us credit, you got lost in the glory,
It’s like journalism plagiarism, you copied our stories,
Tried to bite our style dog -you caused the drama
If we went on maury- theyd say snapchat you are the father
In every companies life, you make a decision, are you a player or peasant?
Y’all sold out to facebook, we stayed independent
Who cares if your bigger when you let a company coach you?
I bet when he gets mad.. y’all let Zuckerberg poke you
So true, you let facebook in, now begin the corruption,
Just more info that they can sell to the Russians
Dog, my grandma’s on Facebook, posting carnations.
My mom is on Instagram, postin’ her day trips.
Your numbers look high now, you bet that I’m patient.
your user base dies out, I’m the next generation.
Your app -- is for grandads having flashbacks,
Our app --- handcrafted and now we up on the nasdaq
You think snapchat’s to be laughed at? We’ll see who has the last laugh
When your tombstone’s only used for an ad and a hashtag
Talking about insta models? Your ideas need adjusting
Our nudity is tasteful, your nudity’s disgusting
I’d rather have a tanline and a nip slip
Then see a man’s thighs and a d!ck pic
So you made fun of domestic violence, thought their fans would find it funny,
Then Rihanna dropped their stock, like b!tch better have my money
How much did they lose? Experts estimate hella,
Wish you signed to facebook now, to be under their umbrella
Of course you’re clowning domestic violence with a culture full of jerks,
Rihanna posts an insta story, now none of yall have a place to work work work work
Oh so you’re a legitimate news source? Let’s be honest the sh!ts fake,
If snapchat put out a mixtape it’d be called clickbait
Swipe left, swipe right, that shit gets abused,
At this point, your app is just tinder for news,
Oh you got the app for the youth that helps babies read?
After their ABCs they learn ADD,
The fans of your app have the attention spans of a nat,
You can’t put a filter on a panic attack,
Oh you’re an anime bat? Or the cat in the hat?
Give the zoo their f**king animals back.
You got these kids playing with filters for hella hours,
Catfishing on bumble with coachella flowers
Our app is for influencers, celebrities, were verified
Your app is the worst parts of puberty personified
She’s talking about a dick and man thighs and a little tan line,
I’m saying free the nipple cuz those tits are land mines
We pull up to the instagram hive, like get your hands high
Till Everyone leaves the room, like instagram live
And about that rihanna sh**, I got a final thing to say about that, (lawyer cameo)
That advert has been removed and doesn’t reflect our corporate values or advertising guidelines
Calling us fake news? Thats a claim yall made hastily,
Yall are photographers with fake angles and models with fake agencys
We help people connect, show em the whole picture
Your whole style is a lie, like #nofilter
We keep it spicy like pico de gallo on cinco de mayo,
You got a bunch of soundcloud rappers saying link in my bio
Oh your filters are unique? Posting pictures of a peach?
Or that avocado toast that you didnt even eat?
Instagram is why society is getting so ruined,
For people who want to be brands but forget to be human