Shakespeare couldn't have written a more beautiful friendship story if he had forgotten how to spell words and both his hands had stopped working.
SFX: piano being played
Isaiah: Hello, everyone. This feud has gotten a little out of hand.
Terry: When you think about it, all the scents are great.
Music in background
Lyrics: They were best friends all along, they just didn't know it. But, I started singing the song and now the lyrics show it. They're best friends, since twelve seconds ago. They're best friends and now they're going to talk some more. What a great ending. Oh no, it's not over yet, that ending was ever more beautiful, wow it's still going. They're already old best friends.
Terry: Well, I…guess this is goodbye.
Isaiah: More like, see you later.
SFX: audience clapping and cheering
SFX: Old Spice whistle