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Wario decides to get revenge on the people of the Mushroom Kingdom by stealing every Christmas gift possible! Merry Christmas!
The Mushroom Kingdom liked Christmas a lot.
But Wario, who lived just north of there, did not.
Wario hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season,
but please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his overalls were a little too tight,
or it could be that his mustache wasn't combed just right,
but I think the most likely reason of all,
was that his brain was two sizes too small.
But whatever the reason, brain or pantaloons,
he stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Shrooms.
"And they're hanging their stockings!" he said with a sneer,
"Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"
Then he snarled, his fat fingers anxiously drumming,
"I must find a way to stop Christmas from coming!"
For tomorrow, he knew, all the Kingdom's girls and boys,
would wake up so early, and dash to their toys,
and then, the NOISE, the NOISE, NOISE, NOISE...
"That's the one thing I hate: the NOISE, NOISE, NOISE, NOISE!!"
And then, there was something he loathed most of all,
every Shroom in the Kingdom, the tall and the small,
would join close together, with Super Bells ringing,
they'd stand hand in hand, and the Shrooms would start singing!
They'd sing and they'd sing...
"and they'd SING, and they'd SING, and they'd SING, AND THEY'D SING!!"
The more Wario thought about this Shroom Christmas Sing,
the more Wario thought, "I must stop this whole thing!"
"For some twelve years, I've put up with it now,"
"I must stop Christmas from coming! But how?..."
Then he got an idea,
an awful idea,
Wario got the meanest, most awful idea!
"I know just what to do!" Wario laughed in his throat,
then he created a Santa Claus hat and a coat,
"All I need is a reindeer," Wario looked around,
but strangely enough, there were none to be found.
In response to this problem, he angrily said,
"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"
So he called Waluigi, and took some old thread,
and tied some fake horns on top of his head.
He brought some big bags, one after another,
to his Santa Claus sleigh, as he hooked up his brother (Waluigi: this is humiliating)
Then Wario screamed, "Giddy up!" and the sleigh started down,
to the homes where the Shrooms lay asleep in their town,
So Wario began his mission to ruin Christmas fun,
but the two brothers' journey had only just begun.